Current Events > Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly part 4: Simpsons on Patrol

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
11/14/23 1:33:57 AM
#251:


https://youtu.be/zR_4h5A5z_A?si=Ud9-FjAh8-ELsKt5

"Just ask this scientician!"
"UH-"
"He will tell you one creature invariably eats another to survive"

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WilliamPorygon
11/14/23 3:11:17 AM
#252:


"Alright, I'll tell you, but you have to promise you won't get mad."
"I promise I will get mad, because I always do when you make me promise I won't."

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HylianFox
11/15/23 1:45:12 PM
#253:


Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...
"Just ask this scientician!"
"UH-"
"He will tell you one creature invariably eats another to survive"

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a899c815.jpg

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HylianFox
11/16/23 3:42:29 PM
#254:


"The ocean abounds with fearsome creatures, but none attack its prey with more fury than the SEAWEED SHARK!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/77f07b26.jpg

The struggle is soon over..."

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_Valigarmanda_
11/17/23 4:28:14 AM
#255:


https://youtu.be/5A2VDVC4-nM?si=hd-Nv4iKz8GDHE6_

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Warmaximus
11/17/23 5:00:37 AM
#256:


On my way, I'm gonna be doing this. If you get hit... it's your oooown fault.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZSoJDUD_bU

All right pie, I'm just gonna do this...
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HylianFox
11/17/23 6:49:37 PM
#257:


"Welcome aboard the ship of LOST SOULS!"

"The name on the back says Honeybunch."

"Yarr... I've been meanin' to paint over that. Now come and meet the rest of the damned, did I mention they're LOST SOULS!?"

"You kinda did."

"Yarr.... yarr..."

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Euripides
11/18/23 12:36:42 PM
#258:


You're cut too, shooshy!

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WilliamPorygon
11/18/23 6:56:58 PM
#259:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfxnDGB1ZLo

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WilliamPorygon
11/19/23 5:00:21 AM
#260:


"Do you want to know the terrifying truth... or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsH-NB2pREo

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HylianFox
11/19/23 3:16:56 PM
#261:


"I thought I had it all: money, good looks, strong sharp teeth. But what's it worth if nobody likes you?"

"I... like you, sir."

"Are you still here!?"

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_Valigarmanda_
11/19/23 4:05:17 PM
#262:


https://youtu.be/2170wSENmkM?si=vwaMciTtkvEDFEdE

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BiggLaw
11/19/23 4:16:48 PM
#263:


Not really a "joke," but Ralph saying "Look, Big Daddy! It's Regular Daddy!" lives in my head

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HylianFox
11/19/23 8:38:22 PM
#264:


BiggLaw posted...
Not really a "joke," but Ralph saying "Look, Big Daddy! It's Regular Daddy!" lives in my head

"He's slowly getting away, Chief."

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YugiNoob
11/19/23 8:51:29 PM
#265:


Sideshow Bob: Oh come now, you wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five! What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college?
Cecil: I will thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

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Euripides
11/19/23 8:55:28 PM
#266:


YugiNoob posted...
Sideshow Bob: Oh come now, you wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five! What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college?
Cecil: I will thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

HOMER: "Yeah, well you went to a cow colllege!"
LENNY: "You're only calling us a cow college because we were founded by a cow"

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008Zulu
11/20/23 12:47:47 AM
#267:


Well, McGarnickle, I hope you're happy, little Timmy's dead, they slit his throat, ear to ear!

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wafflekings
11/20/23 1:35:03 AM
#268:


hey vern, help me get my head out of this toilet.
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WilliamPorygon
11/20/23 1:44:08 AM
#269:


008Zulu posted...
Well, McGarnickle, I hope you're happy, little Timmy's dead, they slit his throat, ear to ear!
Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here!

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HylianFox
11/20/23 1:51:04 PM
#270:


"Men-do-ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

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masterpug53
11/21/23 1:58:23 PM
#271:


But Marge, valets! For once maybe someone will call me "sir," without adding, "you're making a scene."

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008Zulu
11/21/23 6:57:23 PM
#272:


WilliamPorygon posted...
Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here!
While that who scene is hilarious, I find it more so because McG is eating his lunch in his superior's office. Power move.

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YugiNoob
11/21/23 10:47:29 PM
#273:


Mayor Quimby: Bob is no maniac. He explained his reasons for trying to kill us all, and I assure you they were perfectly sane.

Bart: Don't you see what you've done? Sideshow Bob hasn't reformed, he's pure evil! Oh, if only you knew what he was thinking!
Sideshow Bob: I hope they still make that shampoo I like.

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HylianFox
11/21/23 11:14:06 PM
#274:


"I just came here to watch Honk If You're Horny in peace!"

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_Valigarmanda_
11/22/23 12:15:21 AM
#275:


Could Homer Simpson be a communist?

https://youtu.be/ntVAV3c7ntI?si=i3tWj2xHufSpuOeR

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008Zulu
11/22/23 4:58:17 PM
#276:


_Valigarmanda_ posted...
Could Homer Simpson be a communist?

https://youtu.be/ntVAV3c7ntI?si=i3tWj2xHufSpuOeR
But... doesn't he sleep in an oxygen tent that gives him sexual powers?

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HylianFox
11/22/23 5:00:56 PM
#277:


"And the Ugly Duckling was amazed to discover he had grown into a beautiful swan. So you see class, there is hope for everyone."

"Even me?"

"No."

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Euripides
11/23/23 2:32:09 PM
#278:


HOMER: "And bring us the finest food you got stuffed with the second finest."

WAITER: "Excellent, sir,....lobster stuffed with tacos."

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HylianFox
11/23/23 8:57:22 PM
#279:


Euripides posted...
HOMER: "And bring us the finest food you got stuffed with the second finest."

WAITER: "Excellent, sir,....lobster stuffed with tacos."

ngl lobster tacos sound amazing

"We're not eating Pinchy, he's part of the family now."

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-Unowninator-
11/24/23 12:38:18 PM
#280:


Watch the sauce... You see what I see?
Marge: "I see a hair."
You see too much!

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YugiNoob
11/24/23 2:36:23 PM
#281:


Homer: Wait, Frank Grimes wasnt married. How could he have a son?
Junior: He happened to like hookers, okay!?

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Kaldrenthebold
11/24/23 2:50:53 PM
#282:


The turkeys a little dry. THE TURKEYS A LITTLE DRY

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YugiNoob
11/24/23 8:51:02 PM
#283:


Lol the name of the dude with the bunny girl has a Simpsons reference

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9b72ac16.jpg

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HylianFox
11/24/23 8:59:15 PM
#284:


YugiNoob posted...
Lol the name of the dude with the bunny girl has a Simpsons reference

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9b72ac16.jpg

Does she come from someplace far away?

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008Zulu
11/25/23 10:39:11 PM
#285:


Helloo Lisa, here in the dark you won't need your eyes, let me have them!

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HylianFox
11/26/23 4:10:34 PM
#286:


"We're foreign exchange students from, uh.... Scotland!"

"Saints be praised! I'm from Scotland! Where do ya hail from?"

"North... Kilt... Town."

"No foolin'? I'm from North Kilttown! Do ya know Angus McLeod?"

"Wait, there's no Angus McLeod in North Kilttown! Why, you're not from Scotland at all!"

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008Zulu
11/28/23 5:35:02 AM
#287:


Reverend Lovejoy: How's that door coming, Willy?

Groundskeeper Willy: Miracles are your department, Reverend!

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BiggLaw
11/28/23 11:18:49 AM
#288:


I haven't read through the whole thread so I don't know if somebody already used this, but...

Marge: "I'm going to sue the pants off you!"

Mr. Burns: "You don't have to sue me to get my pants off"

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masterpug53
11/28/23 11:21:22 AM
#289:


"Willie hears ya. Willie don't care."

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divot1338
11/28/23 12:14:25 PM
#290:


https://youtu.be/KyV03Ytniog?si=_4g6bjno-RBG73Zo

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WilliamPorygon
11/28/23 12:16:03 PM
#291:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhSBrTGBGxc&t=8s

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wafflekings
11/29/23 5:25:19 AM
#292:


bed goes up. bed goes down! bed goes up. bed goes down!
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masterpug53
11/29/23 10:20:12 AM
#293:


"All right people, we've got an escaped octopus on the roof of Springfield Elementary! Let's roll, two cameras!!"
*cut to Springfield Elementary*
"So, once again, I've been had."

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008Zulu
11/29/23 9:29:32 PM
#294:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyWVaZsUQjc

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HylianFox
11/29/23 9:46:17 PM
#295:


wafflekings posted...
bed goes up. bed goes down! bed goes up. bed goes down!

"My dad is very sick, what will happen if he dies?"

"Well, if he's been good he'll go to Heaven. In Heaven you get to do your favorite things any time you want!"

"Cloud goes up. Cloud goes down. Cloud goes up. Cloud goes down."

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WilliamPorygon
11/30/23 12:49:32 AM
#296:


https://youtu.be/OQNV3KGQiS0

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HylianFox
11/30/23 1:21:57 AM
#297:


WilliamPorygon posted...
https://youtu.be/OQNV3KGQiS0

"That's a RIGHT triangle, you idiot!"

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_Valigarmanda_
11/30/23 1:33:33 AM
#298:


008Zulu posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyWVaZsUQjc

I really like the vest!

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_Valigarmanda_
11/30/23 1:39:34 AM
#299:


https://youtu.be/rXOzV1o0uhM?si=pWKNR6MuYLm_t5Nr

"Ok, everybody tuck your pants into your socks!"

peak Simpsons, jokes layered upon jokes

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008Zulu
11/30/23 4:22:12 PM
#300:


_Valigarmanda_ posted...
"Ok, everybody tuck your pants into your socks!"

peak Simpsons, jokes layered upon jokes
Also continuity. The store next to Moe's is still the same music store that Homer had to go to for Lisa's busted reed.

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