Current Events > Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly part 4: Simpsons on Patrol

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HylianFox 09/16/23 4:17:59 PM #51:	WilliamPorygon posted... "Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky?" "Oh, what can I do for you my young friends?" "We came to talk to you about your son." "I HAVE NO SON!" "Oh great. We came all this way and its the wrong guy." "I didnt mean that literally!" "Oy, this guy is tough" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976111322] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite><quote>"Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky?""Oh, what can I do for you my young friends?""We came to talk to you about your son.""I HAVE NO SON!""Oh great. We came all this way and its the wrong guy.""I didnt mean that literally!"</quote>"Oy, this guy is tough" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 09/16/23 4:27:55 PM #52:	Everytime I dont want to get up to turn something off I remember Homer shooting out all the lights with his gun. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:976111470] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Everytime I dont want to get up to turn something off I remember Homer shooting out all the lights with his gun. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 09/16/23 4:32:01 PM #53:	"My ding-a-ling! My ding-a-ling! I want yooou to plaaaay! With my ding-a-ling!" "THIS ACT IS OVER!" --- CyricZ He/him http://twitch.tv/cyricz42 <cite>CyricZ posted [p:976111545] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"My ding-a-ling! My ding-a-ling! I want yooou to plaaaay! With my ding-a-ling!""THIS ACT IS OVER!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 09/16/23 4:55:09 PM #54:	divot1338 posted... Everytime I dont want to get up to turn something off I remember Homer shooting out all the lights with his gun. Cletus: "Are you some kind of mo-ron?" Homer: "Yeah, but" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:976111970] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite><quote>Everytime I dont want to get up to turn something off I remember Homer shooting out all the lights with his gun.</quote>Cletus: "Are you some kind of mo-ron?"Homer: "Yeah, but" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides 09/17/23 7:59:52 PM #55:	"What time and how burnt?" --- people who car cars a whip are so cringe <cite>Euripides posted [p:976137505] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"What time and how burnt?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 09/18/23 6:23:50 PM #56:	"What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them as is my understanding." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:976157062] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them as is my understanding." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/18/23 8:12:51 PM #57:	WilliamPorygon posted... Cletus: "Are you some kind of mo-ron?" Homer: "Yeah, but" "Pa, Ah done cut mah finger on the screen door aginn." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976159322] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite><quote>Cletus: "Are you some kind of mo-ron?"Homer: "Yeah, but"</quote>"Pa, Ah done cut mah finger on the screen door aginn." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/20/23 2:33:13 AM #58:	"Cletus, let us stop the fussin' and the feudin'..." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976186608] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Cletus, let us stop the fussin' and the feudin'..." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 09/20/23 11:32:36 AM #59:	"True or False: you can get mono from riding the monorail." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:976192469] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"True or False: you can get mono from riding the monorail." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/21/23 6:36:31 PM #60:	"We didn't fly halfway around the world to eat at Americatown." "I want to see the Japanese take on the club sandwich. I bet it's smaller and more efficient!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976224269] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"We didn't fly halfway around the world to eat at Americatown.""I want to see the Japanese take on the club sandwich. I bet it's smaller and more efficient!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 09/21/23 6:40:48 PM #61:	"Oh, nothing Marge! Just a little incident involving the BOOGEYMAN!" --- http://i.imgur.com/QfpP05s.png http://i.imgur.com/vdnZ1o6.png http://i.imgur.com/zTgf822.png <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:976224353] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Oh, nothing Marge! Just a little incident involving the BOOGEYMAN!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Powdered_Toast 09/21/23 6:43:16 PM #62:	masterpug53 posted... "True or False: you can get mono from riding the monorail." False. No wait, maybe it's true. --- Want some rye? 'Course ya do! <cite>Powdered_Toast posted [p:976224395] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>masterpug53 posted... </cite><quote>"True or False: you can get mono from riding the monorail."</quote>False. No wait, maybe it's true. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/21/23 6:54:12 PM #63:	"Goodbye, Japan! I'll miss your Kentucky Fried Chicken and sparkling, whale-free seas!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976224596] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Goodbye, Japan! I'll miss your Kentucky Fried Chicken and sparkling, whale-free seas!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 09/21/23 9:29:32 PM #64:	"Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket." "And?" "Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:976227442] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket.""And?""Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 09/21/23 9:33:01 PM #65:	Homer runs crying with a pair of scissors. He cuts a jumprope, some dog leashes, and cables to a bridge, causing it to collapse. "These are really good scissors." --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:976227520] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Homer runs crying with a pair of scissors. He cuts a jumprope, some dog leashes, and cables to a bridge, causing it to collapse. "These are really good scissors." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 09/21/23 9:54:24 PM #66:	Saxamaphone. Saxamaphone. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:976227887] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Saxamaphone. Saxamaphone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/23/23 12:10:41 AM #67:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45EAIfmGjCk Well this video made me super-depressed. We're all getting OLD. --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976250123] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45EAIfmGjCkWell this video made me super-depressed. We're all getting OLD. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/23/23 4:45:12 PM #68:	"Wow, Dad, you're surfing like a pro!" "Yep! I've bet on jai alai in the Cayman Islands, invested in something called 'NewsCorp'-" "Dad, that's FOX!" "AAAH!! UNDO! UNDO!! phew..." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976261602] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Wow, Dad, you're surfing like a pro!""Yep! I've bet on jai alai in the Cayman Islands, invested in something called 'NewsCorp'-""Dad, that's FOX!""AAAH!! UNDO! UNDO!! phew..." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 09/24/23 12:44:32 PM #69:	"Mr. Plute, Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house you forgot to mention one little thing. You didn't tell me it was built on an *INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!!!* NO... YOU... DIDN'T! Well that's not my recollection! Yeah, well... alright, goodbye." "He says he mentioned it five or six times." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:976276867] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Mr. Plute, Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house you forgot to mention one little thing. You didn't tell me it was built on an INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!!!NO... YOU... DIDN'T!Well that's not my recollection!Yeah, well... alright, goodbye.""He says he mentioned it five or six times." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wanderingshade 09/24/23 12:46:17 PM #70:	The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big. --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" <cite>wanderingshade posted [p:976276899] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/24/23 3:16:12 PM #71:	"What the bloody hell!?" "Beat it, pops! This is a private skybox!" "I'm Rupert Murdoch, the billionaire tyrant, and this is MY skybox!" https://theshot.net.au/general-news/fuck-rupert-murdoch/ --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976279739] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"What the bloody hell!?""Beat it, pops! This is a private skybox!""I'm Rupert Murdoch, the billionaire tyrant, and this is MY skybox!"https://theshot.net.au/general-news/fuck-rupert-murdoch/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides 09/24/23 3:17:13 PM #72:	FOX News: Not racist, but #1 with racists! --- people who car cars a whip are so cringe <cite>Euripides posted [p:976279761] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>FOX News: Not racist, but #1 with racists! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MARlO 09/24/23 11:58:14 PM #73:	https://youtu.be/dMmtY9Wsr04?feature=shared --- Let's-a go! <cite>MARlO posted [p:976288667] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/dMmtY9Wsr04?feature=shared </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garabandal 09/25/23 12:26:38 AM #74:	Well, I-I think I may be coveting my own wife. --- Silence is my shield. It crushes. Silence is my cloak. It smothers. Silence is my sword. It cuts, both ways. Silence is the deadliest weapon. <cite>Garabandal posted [p:976289019] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Well, I-I think I may be coveting my own wife. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 09/25/23 9:48:19 AM #75:	"Ned, did you clip Ann Landers today?" "Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!" ... "I was more animal than man!" sobs --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:976293526] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Ned, did you clip Ann Landers today?""Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!"..."I was more animal than man!" sobs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 09/25/23 9:53:06 AM #76:	It's whisper quiet! --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:976293593] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>It's whisper quiet! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mormaurd 09/25/23 11:48:43 AM #77:	This avocado dun gave me a weddin ring! --- http://i.imgur.com/ydU4CFf.jpg <cite>Mormaurd posted [p:976295368] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>This avocado dun gave me a weddin ring! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/25/23 3:44:15 PM #78:	"Milhouse! Your were supposed to be night watchman!" "I was watching, I watched the whole thing. First, it started to fall over, then it fell over." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976299318] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Milhouse! Your were supposed to be night watchman!""I was watching, I watched the whole thing. First, it started to fall over, then it fell over." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 09/25/23 4:02:06 PM #79:	HylianFox posted... "Milhouse! Your were supposed to be night watchman!" "I was watching, I watched the whole thing. First, it started to fall over, then it fell over." "So this is my life, huh?" sips "...at least I'm doing better than Dad." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:976299633] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>"Milhouse! Your were supposed to be night watchman!""I was watching, I watched the whole thing. First, it started to fall over, then it fell over."</quote>"So this is my life, huh?"sips"...at least I'm doing better than Dad." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 09/25/23 4:42:44 PM #80:	"My mom doesn't believe in fabric softener... but she's not here!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:976300470] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"My mom doesn't believe in fabric softener... but she's not here!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/25/23 5:04:06 PM #81:	"There's a New Mexico?" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976300874] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"There's a New Mexico?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 09/25/23 5:18:03 PM #82:	Patty: I cant believe Homer ruined another family picnic. Homer: Hey, everyone pees in the pool! Patty: Not from the diving board! --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:976301166] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Patty: I cant believe Homer ruined another family picnic.Homer: Hey, everyone pees in the pool!Patty: Not from the diving board! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 09/26/23 9:46:29 AM #83:	"To my sister Jackie, I leave my pet iguana, Jub-Jub." "Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her?" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:976313706] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"To my sister Jackie, I leave my pet iguana, Jub-Jub.""Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/26/23 10:55:15 PM #84:	"Do you see a light, Homer?" "Yes." "Then walk towards it, my son!" bzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaap "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976327528] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Do you see a light, Homer?""Yes.""Then walk towards it, my son!"bzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaap"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 09/26/23 10:56:45 PM #85:	"I worsh muhself with a rag onna stick" --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:976327552] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"I worsh muhself with a rag onna stick" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EyeWontBeFooled 09/26/23 11:34:37 PM #86:	HylianFox posted... "Pa, Ah done cut mah finger on the screen door aginn." WHY, YOU COTTON PICKIN..! strangles Cletus entire class takes notes; Marge, who is in attendance, looks concerned Homer with the MASSIVE walkback eyeroll lmao Noooo, I have to pass this course for my kids... HylianFox posted... "Cletus, let us stop the fussin' and the feudin'..." I LOVE YOU, PA! I LOVE YOU, CLETUS! uncontrollable sobbing lmao One of my favourite Simpsons moments --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting! <cite>EyeWontBeFooled posted [p:976328132] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>"Pa, Ah done cut mah finger on the screen door aginn."</quote>WHY, YOU COTTON PICKIN..!strangles Cletusentire class takes notes; Marge, who is in attendance, looks concernedHomer with the MASSIVE walkback eyeroll lmaoNoooo, I have to pass this course for my kids...HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>"Cletus, let us stop the fussin' and the feudin'..."</quote>I LOVE YOU, PA! I LOVE YOU, CLETUS!uncontrollable sobbing lmaoOne of my favourite Simpsons moments </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 09/27/23 4:36:56 PM #87:	"I hope she didn't take my attempts to destroy her too seriously." --- CyricZ He/him http://twitch.tv/cyricz42 <cite>CyricZ posted [p:976340877] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"I hope she didn't take my attempts to destroy her too seriously." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 09/27/23 4:39:04 PM #88:	The hook from Lisas protest song. Not the preachy parts obviously. https://youtu.be/vt5X8zrHiSM?si=L9lAu8SdaCjfnGRp Mr Burns goes full Grinch. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:976340905] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>The hook from Lisas protest song. Not the preachy parts obviously.https://youtu.be/vt5X8zrHiSM?si=L9lAu8SdaCjfnGRpMr Burns goes full Grinch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 09/27/23 4:39:48 PM #89:	CyricZ posted... "I hope she didn't take my attempts to destroy her too seriously." "Oh, don't worry, Marge! Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation, humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:976340919] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>CyricZ posted... </cite><quote>"I hope she didn't take my attempts to destroy her too seriously."</quote>"Oh, don't worry, Marge! Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation, humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 09/27/23 4:57:19 PM #90:	divot1338 posted... The hook from Lisas protest song. Not the preachy parts obviously. "Now do Classical Gas." --- CyricZ He/him http://twitch.tv/cyricz42 <cite>CyricZ posted [p:976341237] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite><quote>The hook from Lisas protest song. Not the preachy parts obviously.</quote>"Now do Classical Gas." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/27/23 5:13:45 PM #91:	CyricZ posted... "I hope she didn't take my attempts to destroy her too seriously." She reminds me of Homer's groupies from Mom 'n Pop Art "Gunter, Kyoto, and Cecil Hampston on Cecil Cecil" "So you guys are Eurotrash, huh? How's that workin' out for ya?" "Ugh, to be honest, we are adrift in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex." "And uh, where might this sea be located?" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976341555] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>CyricZ posted... </cite><quote>"I hope she didn't take my attempts to destroy her too seriously."</quote>She reminds me of Homer's groupies from Mom 'n Pop Art"Gunter, Kyoto, and Cecil Hampston on Cecil Cecil""So you guys are Eurotrash, huh? How's that workin' out for ya?""Ugh, to be honest, we are adrift in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex.""And uh, where might this sea be located?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 09/27/23 5:47:31 PM #92:	Wiggum: Let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend Bill. Have you seen any Bills around here? Homer: No. He's Bart. Wiggum: Listen carefully and watch me wink as I speak, okay? The guy I'm really looking for, wink, is Mr. Bribe, wink wink. Homer: thinks It's a ring toss game! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:976342134] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Wiggum: Let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend Bill. Have you seen any Bills around here?Homer: No. He's Bart.Wiggum: Listen carefully and watch me wink as I speak, okay? The guy I'm really looking for, wink, is Mr. Bribe, wink wink.Homer: thinks It's a ring toss game! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 09/28/23 8:11:16 AM #93:	This is one of my favorite Simpsons moments :3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKe0EZ0l9Vs --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:976352593] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>This is one of my favorite Simpsons moments :3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKe0EZ0l9Vs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 09/28/23 12:43:13 PM #94:	Chalmers: Now I have to go home and make sure my pool boy is using his SKIM-MER! Skinner: You called? Chalmers: You misheard. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:976356708] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Chalmers: Now I have to go home and make sure my pool boy is using his SKIM-MER!Skinner: You called?Chalmers: You misheard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/30/23 4:38:51 PM #95:	"Hello children, my name is Principal Sinner- Skinner!" laughter "That's it, I've lost them forever." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976397876] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Hello children, my name is Principal Sinner- Skinner!"laughter"That's it, I've lost them forever." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 09/30/23 8:50:11 PM #96:	Hi, kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! I'll see you in a few weeks. Until then, I've turned things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, [Mister Black]. I want you to treat [Mister Black] with the same respect you would give me. Now here's [Mister Black]! --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:976401765] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Hi, kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! I'll see you in a few weeks. Until then, I've turned things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, [Mister Black]. I want you to treat [Mister Black] with the same respect you would give me. Now here's [Mister Black]! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/30/23 9:08:34 PM #97:	Villain_S_Fiend posted... Hi, kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! I'll see you in a few weeks. Until then, I've turned things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, [Mister Black]. I want you to treat [Mister Black] with the same respect you would give me. Now here's [Mister Black]! "Gentlemen, to evil." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976402033] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Villain_S_Fiend posted... </cite><quote>Hi, kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! I'll see you in a few weeks. Until then, I've turned things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, [Mister Black]. I want you to treat [Mister Black] with the same respect you would give me. Now here's [Mister Black]!</quote>"Gentlemen, to evil." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 09/30/23 9:20:47 PM #98:	HylianFox posted... "Do you see a light, Homer?" "Yes." "Then walk towards it, my son!" bzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaap "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!" Homer, this is Marge. Get away from the light. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:976402179] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>"Do you see a light, Homer?""Yes.""Then walk towards it, my son!"bzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaap"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!"</quote>Homer, this is Marge.Get away from the light. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 09/30/23 9:32:11 PM #99:	Lisa, quiet! the dog is barking! <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:976402350] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Lisa, quiet! the dog is barking!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 09/30/23 10:00:44 PM #100:	Oh my God, my middle name is right behind that shrub! I'll finally know what J stands for! From this moment forth, I will be known as Homer... moves shrub JAY Simpson! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:976402825] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Oh my God, my middle name is right behind that shrub! I'll finally know what J stands for! From this moment forth, I will be known as Homer... moves shrub JAY Simpson! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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