Current Events > Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly part 4: Simpsons on Patrol

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HylianFox 12/01/23 4:05:04 PM #301:	"Oh no! BETTE MIDLER!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9mpQe9V94E (Happy B-Day, Bette!) --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:977509027] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Oh no! BETTE MIDLER!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9mpQe9V94E(Happy B-Day, Bette!) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 12/02/23 7:28:54 AM #302:	"The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys." --- CyricZ He/him http://twitch.tv/cyricz42 <cite>CyricZ posted [p:977519129] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Valigarmanda_ 12/03/23 3:32:22 AM #303:	https://youtu.be/nmuC8iohU88?si=vPMl8FAqOG45a0ky OPEN WlDE FOR SOME SOCCER~~~~ --- aka TritochZERO <cite>_Valigarmanda_ posted [p:977534272] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/nmuC8iohU88?si=vPMl8FAqOG45a0kyOPEN WlDE FOR SOME SOCCER~~~~ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Momatty 12/03/23 5:17:10 AM #304:	Ach! They call this a soccer riot? Come on, boys, let's take 'em to school! --- I look like a large unmade bed with a shopping bag attached. <cite>Momatty posted [p:977534829] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Ach! They call this a soccer riot? Come on, boys, let's take 'em to school! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 12/03/23 12:39:27 PM #305:	CyricZ posted... "The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys." "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking 900%? "Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 40% of all people know that." "I see. What do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?" "Oh Kent, I'd by lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes." "Hmm, touche." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:977538504] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>CyricZ posted... </cite><quote>"The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys."</quote>"Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking 900%?"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 40% of all people know that.""I see. What do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?""Oh Kent, I'd by lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.""Hmm, touche." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 12/03/23 12:47:50 PM #306:	Homer: There, there, shut up boy. We'll just get you a new dog. Bart: I don't want a new dog. I want Santa's Little Helper! Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog! Bart: You're right. I'll do it. (leaves) Homer: Rats! I almost had him eating dog food! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:977538626] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Homer: There, there, shut up boy. We'll just get you a new dog.Bart: I don't want a new dog. I want Santa's Little Helper!Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog!Bart: You're right. I'll do it. (leaves)Homer: Rats! I almost had him eating dog food! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 12/03/23 9:13:26 PM #307:	https://youtu.be/3m6Blqs0IgY --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:977546670] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/3m6Blqs0IgY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 12/04/23 7:35:18 AM #308:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jaAeTaG_ms --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:977552367] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jaAeTaG_ms </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 12/04/23 10:51:34 PM #309:	God bless America. ~~This cartoon was made in Korea.~~ --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:977565778] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>God bless America. This cartoon was made in Korea. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 12/05/23 6:00:54 AM #310:	(Stepping on a replica of the town) Mr. Burns: Take that Bowlarama! Take that convenience mart! Take that nuclear power pla- Oh fiddlesticks... --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:977569178] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>(Stepping on a replica of the town)Mr. Burns: Take that Bowlarama! Take that convenience mart! Take that nuclear power pla- Oh fiddlesticks... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 12/05/23 6:05:28 AM #311:	"Oh, looks like young Simpson is going to kill himself!" "Well, maybe not. Maybe he's just taking his boulder for a walk." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:977569187] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Oh, looks like young Simpson is going to kill himself!""Well, maybe not. Maybe he's just taking his boulder for a walk." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Valigarmanda_ 12/05/23 6:47:17 AM #312:	https://youtu.be/_8uM0zOBuSw?si=a24TKpO7SIjvw4TT Dramatization - may not have happened. --- aka TritochZERO <cite>_Valigarmanda_ posted [p:977569443] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/_8uM0zOBuSw?si=a24TKpO7SIjvw4TTDramatization - may not have happened. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funcoot 12/05/23 6:53:01 AM #313:	https://youtu.be/jk8SToEQPGw?si=OMVHjRbXqiUwlMXJ --- The answer to the question nobody asked. <cite>Funcoot posted [p:977569492] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/jk8SToEQPGw?si=OMVHjRbXqiUwlMXJ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 12/06/23 11:44:03 PM #314:	I can't find the clip online, but after Krusty is told he's fired, he replies "Oh no, my contract says there's only one way you can fire me!" ~~and then they fire him out of a cannon.~~ --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:977601822] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>I can't find the clip online, but after Krusty is told he's fired, he replies "Oh no, my contract says there's only one way you can fire me!" and then they fire him out of a cannon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 12/07/23 12:05:11 AM #315:	"And now, retiring for the fifth and final time, Krusty the Clown!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:977602036] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"And now, retiring for the fifth and final time, Krusty the Clown!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 12/07/23 11:13:15 AM #317:	"Hmm. All right. If you're so smart... tell me who I selected to be lunchroom monitor." "Me?" "...Take your sash and go." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:977607734] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Hmm. All right. If you're so smart... tell me who I selected to be lunchroom monitor.""Me?""...Take your sash and go." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 12/07/23 10:13:40 PM #318:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvyvnph9YO8 "Hey, what do I tell the boss?" "Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:977619663] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvyvnph9YO8"Hey, what do I tell the boss?""Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 12/08/23 6:34:45 AM #319:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/900a2bb4.jpg --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:977626394] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/900a2bb4.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Valigarmanda_ 12/08/23 7:48:46 AM #320:	https://youtu.be/8UYNEu6v6AE?si=aGotyUDyyCRuafby "Ok Mr. Burns, uh what's your first name?" "I don't know........" --- aka TritochZERO <cite>_Valigarmanda_ posted [p:977626990] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/8UYNEu6v6AE?si=aGotyUDyyCRuafby"Ok Mr. Burns, uh what's your first name?""I don't know........" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 12/10/23 2:29:39 AM #321:	WilliamPorygon posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/900a2bb4.jpg "Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth he gets to break yours." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:977658842] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/900a2bb4.jpg</quote>"Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth he gets to break yours." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 12/10/23 1:57:51 PM #322:	It's that time of the week again: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6fd6afd8.jpg --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:977664988] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>It's that time of the week again:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6fd6afd8.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 12/11/23 3:18:43 AM #323:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqrP4-FSvfU --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:977675808] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqrP4-FSvfU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Valigarmanda_ 12/11/23 9:30:11 AM #324:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b2a3bfee.jpg Ah, here we are. 15201 Maple Systems Rd. --- aka TritochZERO <cite>_Valigarmanda_ posted [p:977678424] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b2a3bfee.jpgAh, here we are. 15201 Maple Systems Rd. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 12/11/23 10:05:10 PM #325:	"Classic. Not hard to see why it's England's longest-running series. And today we're showing all seven episodes." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:977690190] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Classic. Not hard to see why it's England's longest-running series. And today we're showing all seven episodes." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Valigarmanda_ 12/11/23 11:52:03 PM #326:	Maybe someone can help me out with sourcing the episode, I just remember Marge asking Homer 'don't you care about etc etc' and Homer says "I care about m.e. -- my enjoyment!" --- aka TritochZERO <cite>_Valigarmanda_ posted [p:977691967] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Maybe someone can help me out with sourcing the episode, I just remember Marge asking Homer 'don't you care about etc etc' and Homer says "I care about m.e. -- my enjoyment!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kurt_Russel 12/11/23 11:53:25 PM #327:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/67241855.pngI keep remembering this one --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? <cite>Kurt_Russel posted [p:977691982] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/67241855.pngI keep remembering this one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 12/12/23 3:12:04 AM #328:	Two, four, six, eight, Homer's crime was very great! Great meaning large or immense, We use it in the pejorative sense! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:977693514] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Two, four, six, eight,Homer's crime was very great!Great meaning large or immense,We use it in the pejorative sense! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 12/13/23 7:08:53 PM #329:	WilliamPorygon posted... "Classic. Not hard to see why it's England's longest-running series. And today we're showing all seven episodes." does not apply to Dr. Who _Valigarmanda_ posted... Maybe someone can help me out with sourcing the episode, I just remember Marge asking Homer 'don't you care about etc etc' and Homer says "I care about m.e. -- my enjoyment!"* https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1913061b.jpg from 'Tennis the Menace' S12 --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:977722178] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite><quote>"Classic. Not hard to see why it's England's longest-running series. And today we're showing all seven episodes."</quote>*does not apply to Dr. Who_Valigarmanda_ posted... </cite><quote>Maybe someone can help me out with sourcing the episode, I just remember Marge asking Homer 'don't you care about etc etc' and Homer says "I care about m.e. -- my enjoyment!"</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1913061b.jpgfrom 'Tennis the Menace' S12 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 12/14/23 12:25:04 PM #330:	"I kill that Mr. Burns!! And...wound that Mr. Smithers!!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:977733988] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"I kill that Mr. Burns!! And...wound that Mr. Smithers!!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 12/14/23 7:11:18 PM #331:	"Don't touch Willy." Hmm, seems like good advice. --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:977740388] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Don't touch Willy." Hmm, seems like good advice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 12/14/23 7:33:22 PM #332:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2efPfGTnto0 --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:977740740] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2efPfGTnto0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Valigarmanda_ 12/15/23 1:17:35 AM #333:	HylianFox posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1913061b.jpg from 'Tennis the Menace' S12 Yes! Thank you it's such smart writing --- aka TritochZERO <cite>_Valigarmanda_ posted [p:977745499] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1913061b.jpgfrom 'Tennis the Menace' S12</quote>Yes! Thank you it's such smart writing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 12/15/23 7:34:27 AM #334:	Order now, and you'll also get Sun n' Run, the suntan lotion that's also a laxative! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/93f31a6f.jpg --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:977748017] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Order now, and you'll also get Sun n' Run, the suntan lotion that's also a laxative!https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/93f31a6f.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 12/15/23 9:54:46 AM #335:	"Hello. What's this? Wire hangers. Expired medicine. Old newspapers!" starts hyperventilating "Okay, Homer, stay calm. just quietly get this stuff inside your house." immediately spills everything on the sidewalk "Homer, you're not listening!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:977749591] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Hello. What's this? Wire hangers. Expired medicine. Old newspapers!"starts hyperventilating"Okay, Homer, stay calm. just quietly get this stuff inside your house."immediately spills everything on the sidewalk"Homer, you're not listening!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 12/15/23 10:02:56 AM #336:	"Sunshine on my shoulder makes me happy" Punched in the face --- What is up, my sister!? https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/hfzvdPe <cite>Kitt posted [p:977749704] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Sunshine on my shoulder makes me happy"Punched in the face </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides 12/15/23 10:05:49 AM #337:	Hipster #1: "Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool." Hipster #2: "Are you being sarcastic, dude?" Hipster #1: "I don't even know anymore." --- people who car cars a whip are so cringe <cite>Euripides posted [p:977749748] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Hipster #1: "Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool."Hipster #2: "Are you being sarcastic, dude?"Hipster #1: "I don't even know anymore." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 12/16/23 8:10:20 PM #338:	Most folk won't eat a skunk, but then some folk'll, like Cletus the slack jawed yokel! --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:977776039] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Most folk won't eat a skunk, but then some folk'll, like Cletus the slack jawed yokel! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 12/17/23 9:18:34 AM #339:	008Zulu posted... Most folk won't eat a skunk, but then some folk'll, like Cletus the slack jawed yokel! "Hey wut's goin' on on this side?" --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:977783438] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>008Zulu posted... </cite><quote>Most folk won't eat a skunk, but then some folk'll, like Cletus the slack jawed yokel!</quote>"Hey wut's goin' on on this side?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 12/17/23 3:15:32 PM #340:	Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:977788473] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuerrillaSoldier 12/17/23 3:21:06 PM #341:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_62lUMlknaY --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>GuerrillaSoldier posted [p:977788563] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_62lUMlknaY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 12/18/23 12:14:09 AM #342:	Jay: How can you vote for Burns's movue? Krusty: Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:977796930] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Jay: How can you vote for Burns's movue?Krusty: Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 12/18/23 1:24:42 AM #343:	L.T. Smash: Man they're gonna be big. And you stood in their way. Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink. L.T. Smash: Orange drink? What do you, live with your momma? Skinner: SHE lives with ME. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:977797614] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>L.T. Smash: Man they're gonna be big. And you stood in their way.Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink.L.T. Smash: Orange drink? What do you, live with your momma?Skinner: SHE lives with ME. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 12/18/23 1:42:15 AM #344:	YugiNoob posted... L.T. Smash: Man they're gonna be big. And you stood in their way. Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink. L.T. Smash: Orange drink? What do you, live with your momma? Skinner: SHE lives with ME. Lisa: gasp LIEUTENANT Smash! L.T. Smash: That's right. Lieutenant L.T. Smash. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:977797751] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted... </cite><quote>L.T. Smash: Man they're gonna be big. And you stood in their way.Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink.L.T. Smash: Orange drink? What do you, live with your momma?Skinner: SHE lives with ME.</quote>Lisa: gasp LIEUTENANT Smash!L.T. Smash: That's right. Lieutenant L.T. Smash. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 12/19/23 1:13:34 PM #345:	Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:977823559] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamil 12/19/23 1:14:40 PM #346:	Oh you mean the Hammock district. --- "A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?" ~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show <cite>Kamil posted [p:977823583] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Oh you mean the Hammock district. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamil 12/19/23 1:16:27 PM #347:	One more..... I am feeling a bit peckish mind if I nibble on your ear. --- "A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?" ~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show <cite>Kamil posted [p:977823616] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>One more.....I am feeling a bit peckish mind if I nibble on your ear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 12/19/23 1:54:31 PM #348:	"Iron helps us play!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:977824208] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>"Iron helps us play!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 12/19/23 4:13:42 PM #349:	Kamil posted... One more..... I am feeling a bit peckish mind if I nibble on your ear. Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!! --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:977826381] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>Kamil posted... </cite><quote>One more.....I am feeling a bit peckish mind if I nibble on your ear.</quote>Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 12/19/23 4:47:38 PM #350:	008Zulu posted... Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!! He was a zombie? --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:977826895] in Old Simpso... [t:80547867]...</cite> <quote>008Zulu posted... </cite><quote>Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!!</quote>He was a zombie? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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