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SHRlKE
06/18/23 2:11:59 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/5/AAfPfjAAElD3.jpg

Seen on Reddit.

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tremain07
06/18/23 2:18:07 PM
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Why can't Circumision be outlawed instead of Abortion? there's no reason to do it, I'm cut and I don't even know why I am where as my brothers have their dicks in tact

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tankboy
06/18/23 2:18:11 PM
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Not even infant body proportions, for one thing.
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YourBestFrenemy
06/18/23 2:21:49 PM
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tankboy posted...
Not even infant body proportions, for one thing.

It's real. You can buy one on Amazon for just shy of $200

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andel
06/18/23 2:29:42 PM
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circumcision topics on ce always devolve into the most ridiculous shit. comparisons to fgm should be moddable

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SHRlKE
06/18/23 2:30:26 PM
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andel posted...
circumcision topics on ce always devolve into the most ridiculous shit. comparisons to fgm should be moddable

Why?

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Blue_Inigo
06/18/23 2:33:17 PM
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Imagine having smegma

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SaikyoStyle
06/18/23 2:46:04 PM
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Whenever this subject comes up it always becomes clear that some people spend far too much time thinking about it.

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Southernfatman
06/18/23 2:47:05 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Why can't Circumision be outlawed instead of Abortion? there's no reason to do it, I'm cut and I don't even know why I am where as my brothers have their dicks in tact

"muh religion/tradition/culture". I've even seen some claim it's antisemetic to be against child circumcision.

andel posted...
circumcision topics on ce always devolve into the most ridiculous shit. comparisons to fgm should be moddable

It's not an exact 1:1 comparison, but there are comparisons to be made. Both are stupid, barbaric, traditions that need to go.

SaikyoStyle posted...
Whenever this subject comes up it always becomes clear that some people spend far too much time thinking about it.

Why is this argument only used about circumcision and not every other political debate?

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willythemailboy
06/18/23 2:57:21 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Why is this argument only used about circumcision and not every other political debate?
You're not allowed to consider things that would make men appear to have been victims of anything. The only reason you don't see the same posts appearing in topics about child molester teachers is that the mods actually take action on them in those topics.

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Foppe
06/18/23 2:59:13 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Imagine having smegma
Imagine not keeping your body clean.

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ai123
06/18/23 3:04:36 PM
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Why is non-religious circumcision so commonplace in the US? It's pretty rare in Europe.

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Foppe
06/18/23 3:31:00 PM
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ai123 posted...
Why is non-religious circumcision so commonplace in the US? It's pretty rare in Europe.
Because the country is built on religion.

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HANGtheDJ_86
06/18/23 3:35:14 PM
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It's fake as in they fakin' the funk

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CaptainStrong
06/18/23 3:35:21 PM
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andel posted...
circumcision topics on ce always devolve into the most ridiculous shit. comparisons to fgm should be moddable
Defending a horrible, pointless, barbaric practice on people too young to consent should be moddable.
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UnholyMudcrab
06/18/23 3:37:00 PM
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I see the topic is off to a great start.

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hummus93
06/18/23 3:37:56 PM
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CaptainStrong posted...
Defending a horrible, pointless, barbaric practice on people too young to consent should be moddable.


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Kai_Laguna
06/18/23 3:38:40 PM
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Looks kind of like that anti-masterbation restraint cross from a few decades ago.
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loafy013
06/18/23 3:39:24 PM
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Life tip to any incels. Being cut is NOT the reason you can't get laid.

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willythemailboy
06/18/23 4:04:12 PM
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ai123 posted...
Why is non-religious circumcision so commonplace in the US? It's pretty rare in Europe.
Kellogg spreading the idea that circumcision discourages masturbation (only originally his plan was for punitive circumcision: that is, if you caught a boy masturbating you cut off part of his penis to discourage him from doing it again).

After that, it's mostly tradition, fear mongering about the various very rare issues that can happen without it, the idea that "women prefer it, so best to do it early when he won't notice", along with "I'm cut and I'm fine, so I don't see why not", and finally insurance pays for it and it's really quite profitable.

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Iodine
06/18/23 4:08:19 PM
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People really have strong opinions on circumcision.

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hockeybub89
06/18/23 4:10:05 PM
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Clearly fake

Circumcision is backwards enough without weird restraint devices

inb4butdickcheese

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hockeybub89
06/18/23 4:11:48 PM
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Iodine posted...
People really have strong opinions on circumcision.
Well it is unnecessary genital mutilation based on the stupid beliefs of backwards, outdated cultures

But human beings follow traditions because they are traditions like the good little lemmings they are

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Doe
06/18/23 4:15:23 PM
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Foreskin is the ultimate "sour grapes" topic in America. Literal millions of Americans convince themselves it was for their benefit that their exposed head is eternally dried out and chafing against their clothes and the main justification they choose is to admit they don't wash their dick.

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Villain_S_Fiend
06/18/23 4:17:56 PM
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That's how they circumcised Stretch Armstrong.

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Xatrion
06/18/23 4:21:53 PM
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God made you in his perfect image.

Except that foreskin, that's gross, cut that off.

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NeonTentacles
06/18/23 4:23:50 PM
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How else you gonna chop that gross shit off without that stupid baby moving around? >_>

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Gwynevere
06/18/23 4:26:49 PM
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Wouldn't surprise me, of course a baby isn't gonna be still while you go to butcher their genitals

Religion was a huge mistake

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pretzelcoatl
06/18/23 4:31:59 PM
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andel posted...
circumcision topics on ce always devolve into the most ridiculous shit. comparisons to fgm should be moddable
Why?
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Tom_Joad
06/18/23 4:35:10 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
How else you gonna chop that gross shit off without that stupid baby moving around? >_>

Ask a mohel.

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Kloe_Rinz
06/18/23 4:37:46 PM
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Its as real as the tooth fairy or god
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YourBestFrenemy
06/18/23 4:57:08 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Clearly fake

Clearly not fake.

https://mms.mckesson.com/catalog?node=36577+5560271

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/1/AAegNYAAElFh.jpg

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DuneMan
06/18/23 5:07:04 PM
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Kai_Laguna posted...
Looks kind of like that anti-masterbation restraint cross from a few decades ago.
The what now? Were you supposed to slap it over your junk or something?

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hockeybub89
06/18/23 5:08:03 PM
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YourBestFrenemy posted...
Clearly not fake.

https://mms.mckesson.com/catalog?node=36577+5560271

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/1/AAegNYAAElFh.jpg
McKesson, the fuck you doing?

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NeonTentacles
06/18/23 5:08:09 PM
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Kai_Laguna posted...
Looks kind of like that anti-masterbation restraint cross from a few decades ago.
Gotta resort to those hands free deeding videos then

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tehzeldafanboy
06/18/23 5:10:01 PM
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Doe posted...
Foreskin is the ultimate "sour grapes" topic in America. Literal millions of Americans convince themselves it was for their benefit that their exposed head is eternally dried out and chafing against their clothes and the main justification they choose is to admit they don't wash their dick.
The post that killed the pro-mgm movement

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hockeybub89
06/18/23 5:12:25 PM
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CaptainStrong posted...
Defending a horrible, pointless, barbaric practice on people too young to consent should be moddable.
Also illegal at threat of jail time

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Noname12
06/18/23 5:14:26 PM
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Why are forums always so concerned about circumcision

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NeonTentacles
06/18/23 5:24:32 PM
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Noname12 posted...
Why are forums always so concerned about circumcision
I have zero clue but it always amuses me >_>

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SaikyoStyle
06/18/23 5:29:09 PM
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Noname12 posted...
Why are forums always so concerned about circumcision
Why do they spend so much time thinking about little boys genitals?

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Starks
06/18/23 5:33:27 PM
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Usually wine and the father is enough

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ai123
06/18/23 5:38:19 PM
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Foppe posted...
Because the country is built on religion.
Which religion?

Catholicism opposed circumcision until relatively recently, now they are indifferent.

Protestantism doesn't require it either.

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Carljank
06/18/23 5:40:10 PM
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Same people who call transitioning mutilation are okay with doing this to an infant.

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andel
06/18/23 5:45:43 PM
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pretzelcoatl posted...
Why?

https://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/distinction-between-male-female-circumcision/

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jayj350
06/18/23 5:47:50 PM
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Noname12 posted...
Why are forums always so concerned about circumcision

There's a lot of weirdos on these forums these days.

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Jennywentnorth8
06/18/23 5:50:49 PM
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I guarantee every single person who made a "y do u guys care so much about baby penises" post is circumcised.
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Foppe
06/18/23 5:52:42 PM
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ai123 posted...
Which religion?

Catholicism opposed circumcision until relatively recently, now they are indifferent.

Protestantism doesn't require it either.
Many Christian Revivalist movement groups sought to re-introduce Jewish customs into Christian practice. Circumcision was among these practices, primarily stated as a way to reduce the male sex drive to cut down on masturbation which was deemed to be unhealthy

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NeonTentacles
06/18/23 5:53:26 PM
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I'm circumcized and I'm still horny as fuck >_>

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