Poll of the Day > If a man wants a woman to like him, you have to one or more of these things.

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KingDavid 04/19/23 8:09:43 AM #1:	You have to be funny, know how to dance, or have a lot of money. Since I don't have the first two, I gotta get money to get a girl. Mind you, these are the words of a 60 something year old that I met at a bar. <cite>KingDavid posted [p:972938206] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>You have to be funny, know how to dance, or have a lot of money.Since I don't have the first two, I gotta get money to get a girl.Mind you, these are the words of a 60 something year old that I met at a bar.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade_Duck 04/19/23 8:13:58 AM #2:	wot bout big pp --- http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade_Duck posted [p:972938252] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>wot bout big pp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pvegeta 04/19/23 8:17:57 AM #3:	Being funny is probably the most important one --- gamertag - Jamal The Titan, PSN: MrCannady Twitch - PrezVegeta <cite>pvegeta posted [p:972938291] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>Being funny is probably the most important one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 04/19/23 8:32:48 AM #4:	pvegeta posted... Being funny is probably the most important one Or more than being funny, just being fun to be with. People don't enjoy spending time with somebody who isn't enjoyable to spend time with. This seems obvious, but a lot of people seem to miss out on it. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:972938496] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>pvegeta posted... </cite><quote>Being funny is probably the most important one</quote>Or more than being funny, just being fun to be with. People don't enjoy spending time with somebody who isn't enjoyable to spend time with. This seems obvious, but a lot of people seem to miss out on it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 04/19/23 8:33:35 AM #5:	You can just take dance lessons --- In the long run we are all dead <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:972938513] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>You can just take dance lessons</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
potdnewb 04/19/23 9:06:44 AM #6:	imagine thinking that implying women are gold diggers is cool <cite>potdnewb posted [p:972938949] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>imagine thinking that implying women are gold diggers is cool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingDavid 04/19/23 9:07:37 AM #7:	potdnewb posted... imagine thinking that implying women are gold diggers is cool "If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house" Dave Chappelle <cite>KingDavid posted [p:972938961] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>potdnewb posted... </cite><quote>imagine thinking that implying women are gold diggers is cool</quote>"If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house"Dave Chappelle</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 04/19/23 9:08:22 AM #8:	learn how to give a good massage --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:972938972] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>learn how to give a good massage</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
potdnewb 04/19/23 9:08:28 AM #9:	KingDavid posted... "If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house" Dave Chappelle homeless people have sex <cite>potdnewb posted [p:972938973] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>KingDavid posted... </cite><quote>"If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house"Dave Chappelle</quote>homeless people have sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
potdnewb 04/19/23 9:08:50 AM #10:	also great job trying to use a joke as fact <cite>potdnewb posted [p:972938984] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>also great job trying to use a joke as fact</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dikitain 04/19/23 11:19:09 AM #11:	If someone is dating you because you have a lot of money, you need to get rid of that person before they drain your bank account. --- My bookshelf: https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/152760030 Comics: https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/profile/dikitain <cite>Dikitain posted [p:972941272] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>If someone is dating you because you have a lot of money, you need to get rid of that person before they drain your bank account. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 04/19/23 11:58:53 AM #12:	Nade_Duck posted... wot bout big pp This nerd with a big pp is the big titty goth gf of single chicks --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:972942077] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>Nade_Duck posted... </cite><quote>wot bout big pp</quote>Thisnerd with a big pp is the big titty goth gf of single chicks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 04/19/23 11:59:19 AM #13:	I think you're funny tc ~~pretty funny lookin lol got em~~ --- http://i.imgur.com/1XbPahR.png <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:972942086] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>I think you're funny tcpretty funny lookin lol got em</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muscles 04/19/23 2:44:50 PM #14:	potdnewb posted... imagine thinking that implying women are gold diggers is cool Did gold diggers just suddenly stop existing? Not all girls are gold diggers but they definitely exist --- Muscles Chicago Bears \| Chicago Blackhawks \| Chicago Bulls \| Chicago Cubs \| NIU Huskies <cite>Muscles posted [p:972945315] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>potdnewb posted... </cite><quote>imagine thinking that implying women are gold diggers is cool</quote>Did gold diggers just suddenly stop existing? Not all girls are gold diggers but they definitely exist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/19/23 3:10:48 PM #15:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/6/AAXuu6AAEZds.jpg --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:972945813] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/6/AAXuu6AAEZds.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Thunder 04/19/23 3:43:48 PM #16:	DirtBasedSoap posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/6/AAXuu6AAEZds.jpg He gonna be a leading provider of natural gas. --- Resident Synthwave enjoyer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SYUwGoheac <cite>Blue_Thunder posted [p:972946475] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/6/AAXuu6AAEZds.jpg </quote>He gonna be a leading provider of natural gas.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingDavid 04/19/23 10:18:35 PM #17:	Dikitain posted... If someone is dating you because you have a lot of money, you need to get rid of that person before they drain your bank account. That's true, but I'm smart enough to say no to buying her shit and not having a join bank account and marriage <cite>KingDavid posted [p:972954763] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>Dikitain posted... </cite><quote>If someone is dating you because you have a lot of money, you need to get rid of that person before they drain your bank account.</quote>That's true, but I'm smart enough to say no to buying her shit and not having a join bank account and marriage</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KingDavid 04/20/23 12:06:01 AM #19:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] How was I complaining. <cite>KingDavid posted [p:972956522] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> How was I complaining.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
potdnewb 04/20/23 7:29:25 AM #20:	KingDavid posted... That's true, but I'm smart enough to say no to buying her shit and not having a join bank account and marriage not smart enough to ignore advice from a 60 year old lonely drunk <cite>potdnewb posted [p:972960032] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>KingDavid posted... </cite><quote>That's true, but I'm smart enough to say no to buying her shit and not having a join bank account and marriage</quote>not smart enough to ignore advice from a 60 year old lonely drunk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 04/20/23 1:30:15 PM #21:	Handsome, fun to be around, big bank balance or big rooster. Any combination of these work. Sadly I have none of these but that's okay I'm not trying to date or anything at this point anyway. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:972965726] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>Handsome, fun to be around, big bank balance or big rooster. Any combination of these work. Sadly I have none of these but that's okay I'm not trying to date or anything at this point anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teddy241 04/20/23 2:22:57 PM #22:	Top 3. 1. Money 2. Power/influence 3. A big D. Theres a reason ** boyz exist. They lack everything but a big D. <cite>teddy241 posted [p:972966852] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>Top 3.1. Money2. Power/influence3. A big D. Theres a reason ** boyz exist. They lack everything but a big D.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 04/20/23 2:26:55 PM #23:	I wouldnt put big D up there. From what Ive heard, thats for hookups, and not relationships And pretty overrated, according to the people Ive talked to --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:972966954] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>I wouldnt put big D up there. From what Ive heard, thats for hookups, and not relationships And pretty overrated, according to the people Ive talked to</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devil_May_Cry 04/20/23 4:12:58 PM #24:	potdnewb posted... homeless people have sex Dave Chappelle is very talented and a funny guy but has a lot of shit takes. <cite>Devil_May_Cry posted [p:972969173] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>potdnewb posted... </cite><quote>homeless people have sex</quote>Dave Chappelle is very talented and a funny guy but has a lot of shit takes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 04/20/23 5:05:07 PM #25:	KingDavid posted... but I'm smart ehhhhhhhhhh <cite>Cacciato posted [p:972970257] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>KingDavid posted... </cite><quote> but I'm smart</quote>ehhhhhhhhhh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Persona 04/20/23 5:24:01 PM #26:	You can learn how to be funny Start by detaching yourself from situations and just watch people and their reactions You can learn a lot about what to say and what not to say, and what you can get away with saying, and what you can't The first two give you a pleasant baseline and the second two are keys to being funny. Then you just need to figure out what to joke around about, and context is key I've also heard being louder is one key to having a personality, so that's a much easier instant hack --- https://youtu.be/_zoRoEh-kOA <cite>Persona posted [p:972970605] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>You can learn how to be funnyStart by detaching yourself from situations and just watch people and their reactions You can learn a lot about what to say and what not to say, and what you can get away with saying, and what you can't The first two give you a pleasant baseline and the second two are keys to being funny. Then you just need to figure out what to joke around about, and context is keyI've also heard being louder is one key to having a personality, so that's a much easier instant hack</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 04/20/23 5:24:39 PM #27:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/6/AAQwHjAAEZu4.jpg --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:972970619] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/6/AAQwHjAAEZu4.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 04/20/23 5:26:34 PM #28:	Some girls have absolutely no sense of humor, so that won't always work. Usually being friendly will though, long as you are just trying to be friend. I have a female friend for instance who has no sense of humor at all, like none. She may be a Vulcan because she doesn't even realize when you are trying to joke. This friend is in charge of dealing with any house issues where I live (for her mother who owns the house). There are carpenter ants showing up (just a few). I sent her an email.....titled Message from the ants. In it, the ants requested 3000 sugar cubes (then a minion ant whispered in the message writers ear and he changed it to 30,000 sugar cubes), for the safe return of me, otherwise due to me being diabetic and full of sugar, they would eat me. She replied with thanks for letting me know I will bring the ant pesticide next time I'm out there. I replied with another email starting with Ant sounding William that stated the ants were all gone and that the pesticide totally didn't kill them all almost instantly last time, and that the ants are friendly and will clean your counters for you. Now, I would imagine most people would understand that was a joke, and the ant sounding william was actually an ant, but she thought I was serious and said that she would have to spray for the ants anyway or they may become more of a threat, and that they might get more common before they went away. Seriously didn't understand the joke at all. Anyway, she is still my friend, I watch her kid for her sometime and we have watched shows together etc, she just doesn't have a sense of humor (maybe she is secretly an ant?). --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:972970661] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>Some girls have absolutely no sense of humor, so that won't always work.Usually being friendly will though, long as you are just trying to be friend.I have a female friend for instance who has no sense of humor at all, like none. She may be a Vulcan because she doesn't even realize when you are trying to joke.This friend is in charge of dealing with any house issues where I live (for her mother who owns the house). There are carpenter ants showing up (just a few).I sent her an email.....titled Message from the ants. In it, the ants requested 3000 sugar cubes (then a minion ant whispered in the message writers ear and he changed it to 30,000 sugar cubes), for the safe return of me, otherwise due to me being diabetic and full of sugar, they would eat me.She replied with thanks for letting me know I will bring the ant pesticide next time I'm out there.I replied with another email starting with Ant sounding William that stated the ants were all gone and that the pesticide totally didn't kill them all almost instantly last time, and that the ants are friendly and will clean your counters for you.Now, I would imagine most people would understand that was a joke, and the ant sounding william was actually an ant, but she thought I was serious and said that she would have to spray for the ants anyway or they may become more of a threat, and that they might get more common before they went away.Seriously didn't understand the joke at all.Anyway, she is still my friend, I watch her kid for her sometime and we have watched shows together etc, she just doesn't have a sense of humor (maybe she is secretly an ant?).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingDavid 04/20/23 6:11:15 PM #29:	potdnewb posted... not smart enough to ignore advice from a 60 year old lonely drunk He wasn't a 60 year old lonely drunk. He was a family happy old man, and he told me about the time he was a dance assistant for a movie. <cite>KingDavid posted [p:972971540] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>potdnewb posted... </cite><quote>not smart enough to ignore advice from a 60 year old lonely drunk</quote>He wasn't a 60 year old lonely drunk.He was a family happy old man, and he told me about the time he was a dance assistant for a movie.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 04/20/23 6:15:36 PM #30:	Speak softly but carry a big dick --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:972971612] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>Speak softly but carry a big dick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade_Duck 04/20/23 6:19:57 PM #31:	wolfy42 posted... Ant sounding William thank you for an absolutely fucking horrifying image. --- http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade_Duck posted [p:972971698] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>wolfy42 posted... </cite><quote>Ant sounding William</quote>thank you for an absolutely fucking horrifying image.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 04/21/23 7:30:49 AM #32:	pvegeta posted... Being funny is probably the most important one My problem is my funny side doesn't come out till later --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:972981883] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>pvegeta posted... </cite><quote>Being funny is probably the most important one</quote>My problem is my funny side doesn't come out till later</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingDavid 04/21/23 10:05:34 PM #33:	Sufferedphoneix posted... My problem is my funny side doesn't come out till later Same with me sometimes. I'm funny depending on my mood and who I'm with. Also, I once saw a video of a woman crying about how she can't find a man that will "make her laugh", and I'm just like the fuck? Not every man is a comedian. <cite>KingDavid posted [p:972997417] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>Sufferedphoneix posted... </cite><quote>My problem is my funny side doesn't come out till later</quote>Same with me sometimes. I'm funny depending on my mood and who I'm with.Also, I once saw a video of a woman crying about how she can't find a man that will "make her laugh", and I'm just like the fuck? Not every man is a comedian.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 04/21/23 10:15:08 PM #34:	KingDavid posted... Same with me sometimes. I'm funny depending on my mood and who I'm with. Also, I once saw a video of a woman crying about how she can't find a man that will "make her laugh", and I'm just like the fuck? Not every man is a comedian. I'm just very reserved till I'm comfortable around someone. Hell my personality can be different based on whom I'm around. --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:972997571] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>KingDavid posted... </cite><quote>Same with me sometimes. I'm funny depending on my mood and who I'm with.Also, I once saw a video of a woman crying about how she can't find a man that will "make her laugh", and I'm just like the fuck? Not every man is a comedian.</quote>I'm just very reserved till I'm comfortable around someone. Hell my personality can be different based on whom I'm around. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 04/21/23 10:36:33 PM #35:	Blightzkrieg posted... I think you're funny tc ~~pretty funny lookin lol got em~~ What the hck bro that was savage --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:972997897] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>Blightzkrieg posted... </cite><quote>I think you're funny tcpretty funny lookin lol got em</quote>What the hck bro that was savage</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joemodda 04/21/23 10:52:03 PM #36:	You just have to be good looking and let the halo effect do it's work. Just win the genetic lottery bro --- Death... Is a preferable alternative to Communism! <cite>joemodda posted [p:972998137] in If a man w... [t:80417044]...</cite> <quote>You just have to be good looking and let the halo effect do it's work. Just win the genetic lottery bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poll of the Day > If a man wants a woman to like him, you have to one or more of these things. (+) Yeah! (+)

Poll of the Day > If a man wants a woman to like him, you have to one or more of these things.