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Some girls have absolutely no sense of humor, so that won't always work.

Usually being friendly will though, long as you are just trying to be friend.

I have a female friend for instance who has no sense of humor at all, like none. She may be a Vulcan because she doesn't even realize when you are trying to joke.

This friend is in charge of dealing with any house issues where I live (for her mother who owns the house). There are carpenter ants showing up (just a few).

I sent her an email.....titled Message from the ants. In it, the ants requested 3000 sugar cubes (then a minion ant whispered in the message writers ear and he changed it to 30,000 sugar cubes), for the safe return of me, otherwise due to me being diabetic and full of sugar, they would eat me.

She replied with thanks for letting me know I will bring the ant pesticide next time I'm out there.

I replied with another email starting with *Ant sounding William* that stated the ants were all gone and that the pesticide totally didn't kill them all almost instantly last time, and that the ants are friendly and will clean your counters for you.

Now, I would imagine most people would understand that was a joke, and the ant sounding william was actually an ant, but she thought I was serious and said that she would have to spray for the ants anyway or they may become more of a threat, and that they might get more common before they went away.

Seriously didn't understand the joke at all.

Anyway, she is still my friend, I watch her kid for her sometime and we have watched shows together etc, she just doesn't have a sense of humor (maybe she is secretly an ant?).