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cjsdowg
02/23/23 8:43:38 AM
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I normally, just sigh . And look at my computer screen for like 5 mins. Then start with emails and paper work.

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Jiek_Fafn
02/23/23 8:46:07 AM
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Scan my emails. Then poop and think about how I'm going to tackle those emails when I return

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Lokison
02/23/23 8:52:21 AM
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Smoke a cigarette, then poop and fantasize about not being at work.

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Spiritlittle
02/23/23 8:54:18 AM
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Sign-in with a Google Doc, make sure my lesson is ready, reply to any emails as needed.

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ThisIsAKnoife
02/23/23 9:04:57 AM
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Check emails, then immediately come here to shit post.

Thats right now actually

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Kimbos_Egg
02/23/23 9:05:28 AM
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youbget


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Glob
02/23/23 9:06:15 AM
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Try to get round to all of the teachers and see how they are, whether they need anything, etc.
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Heartomaton
02/23/23 9:07:11 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
youbget

Did you really have to point that out? I mean what do youbget out of that?

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VIIVincent
02/23/23 9:08:11 AM
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Get in, poop cause the uni bathroom always be holed up with someone, grab some water then work.

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MisterPengy
02/23/23 9:14:41 AM
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Check how fucked we are for the day.

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Kimbos_Egg
02/23/23 9:48:58 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Did you really have to point that out? I mean what do youbget out of that?

yogurt.

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emblem-man
02/23/23 9:49:27 AM
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Wrestle with dread as I wait for my emails to load

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deathproof12
02/23/23 9:51:00 AM
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clock in
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bluezero
02/23/23 9:51:15 AM
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Log in

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CalosiaTana
02/23/23 9:52:11 AM
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I work from home so after rolling out of the shower to my desk I just kinda sit there and wonder where it all went wrong with my life. Then I come here

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IShall_Run_Amok
02/23/23 9:54:19 AM
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I sit down and play my Switch, like a real chad.

(Work doesn't start until like 15 minutes)

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Hayame_Zero
02/23/23 9:58:07 AM
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Answer the first call that comes in

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MaxEffingBemis
02/23/23 9:59:11 AM
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Make coffee

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Sariana21
02/23/23 10:00:32 AM
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Take my computer out of my bag and hope it feels like connecting to the internet today. And staying connected, which has been a problem lately. Then check my email.

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Heartomaton
02/23/23 10:00:39 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
yogurt.

*yobgurt

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Thud
02/23/23 10:01:56 AM
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Give birth to a room clearing fart to assert my dominance
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NES4EVER
02/23/23 10:06:07 AM
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From home: sign in, say hello to my team, take a dump

At the office: plug in, sign in, say good morning then go take a dump.

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hyperskate65
02/23/23 10:08:51 AM
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I usually sit in my office for a bit just sitting. Then I eventually get all logged in and start going through some of my files from the previous day, then around 10 I'll start grabbing some members as they trickle in and start my day of lending.

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Incurso91
02/23/23 10:09:39 AM
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Drop off lunch in the fridge, sign-in and let the computer warm up, get water and coffee, and check e-mail.
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MrMojoRising
02/23/23 10:13:33 AM
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i'm honestly living for everyone of y'all who immediately take a shit when getting to work. it's the true sign of the proletariat

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TaylorHeinicke
02/23/23 10:19:44 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
youbget


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BuckVanHammer
02/23/23 10:20:58 AM
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Coffee, turn on dan patrick then off to emails and teams

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HudGard
02/23/23 10:22:27 AM
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This
ThisIsAKnoife posted...
Check emails, then immediately come here to shit post.

Thats right now actually
Also
Jiek_Fafn posted...
poop
Which is also right now

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cjsdowg
02/23/23 10:32:52 AM
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Are people joking around.. or do you guys really take morning poohs at work.

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Payzmaykr
02/23/23 10:35:09 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Are people joking around.. or do you guys really take morning poohs at work.
Im equally disgusted by this. Youre supposed to do this at home before showering. I could never walk around all day covered in feces.
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NES4EVER
02/23/23 10:35:10 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Are people joking around.. or do you guys really take morning poohs at work.

Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime.

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BlazinBlue88
02/23/23 10:37:28 AM
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Check for any alert emails from my servers, check Slack/email, figure out what meetings I have that day so I can plan my laziness around them. Then either get some work done before my daily 10am meeting or go downstairs, let dogs out, and play video games.

cjsdowg posted...
Are people joking around.. or do you guys really take morning poohs at work.
Why wouldn't you wait to poop on the clock?

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Sariana21
02/23/23 10:40:11 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Maybe because of all the pooping posts I first read this as drawers and wondered why you kept your underwear in a safe - at work. But no judgment from me! (And I quickly realized I had misread.)

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bladegash
02/23/23 10:41:20 AM
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Look at work order and tonnage profile, start a train delay report.

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GreenMario
02/23/23 10:41:45 AM
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Hang up my coat and put my lunch in the fridge for later

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modena
02/23/23 10:43:17 AM
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Turn on the air compressors then brush my teeth/shit.


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BlazinBlue88
02/23/23 10:43:36 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

lmao like to use as a bidet?

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MacadamianNut3
02/23/23 10:44:15 AM
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This unironically after 3 years of teleworking

I don't want to commute to work every single day (2-3 days a week would be perfect) but it's getting harder to separate work from home life now, and I feel like I can't fully relax at home nowadays

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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
02/23/23 10:46:10 AM
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plug in my electric car

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cjsdowg
02/23/23 10:46:28 AM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...


Why wouldn't you wait to poop on the clock?

Just in general i like doing my business at home. I am not someone who doesn't do it public. I know some people have a big thing about that. But I assumed just in people liked to do that at home more then waiting for work

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HudGard
02/23/23 10:48:22 AM
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My work has private restrooms and a bidet so maybe Im spoiled in that regard. But yeah typically not a fan of doing business in public restrooms.

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Dakimakura
02/23/23 10:48:55 AM
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Play video games

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DD_Divine
02/23/23 10:54:13 AM
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Update grade book
tidy up the room


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