Current Events > DSPGaming General XXVIII: Avatar - Way of The Beggar

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https://youtu.be/iRDO1rR6RJM?t=943

Phil attacking his audience for not becoming members of DSPReacts.

They were asking for more benefits but now they won't become a member on the channel where I offer it, they're shitheads.

Keep in mind I think the membership tier where you are guaranteed to get him to view your choice on his react channel is 20 dollars or so. The base membership (5 dollars) maybe he'll give you the time of day if he feels like it.

lmao
https://twitter.com/poems_future/status/1628255158705553408?s=46&t=JNhvIeZtk7JztFCfLYVcmQ

Yeah hes gonna delete the game, apparently that character is a regular occurrence as it is an upgrade spot/shop.

I gotta say, this "Dave is a puritanical, potentially closeted homosexual" arc is quite the interesting one the writers have been cooking up, and the foreshadowing's been pretty lengthy considering how even back in the Panda days we had instances where she practically sent invitations for fucking like the time they were browsing porno titles at a hotel, and he was more interested in the gay porno titles.

dancing_cactuar posted...

I gotta say, this "Dave is a puritanical, potentially closeted homosexual" arc is quite the interesting one the writers have been cooking up, and the foreshadowing's been pretty lengthy considering how even back in the Panda days we had instances where she practically sent invitations for fucking like the time they were browsing porno titles at a hotel, and he was more interested in the gay porno titles.

It is both hilarious and sad that a little innuende has Phil on tilt like that.

I would love for someone to trick him into playing AI: the somnium files. Any one who has played will tell you it goes for any and i mean ANY sex joke/pun no matter how low when it's supposed to be a murder mystery. the game has no shame, and i love it.

Considering he's now taking a day a week away from gaming I feel like the age of him playing anything other than the most A of triple A games is coming to an end. He's gonna focus more and more on making "react" content and he won't have time to do any game releases other than the biggest names of the moment.

Nintendo_Porn posted...

I would love for someone to trick him into playing AI: the somnium files. Any one who has played will tell you it goes for any and i mean ANY sex joke/pun no matter how low when it's supposed to be a murder mystery. the game has no shame, and i love it.

Forget Kaname Date constantly needing to go to horny jail, the mere existence of Lotus and Alice in the Zero Escape games will give him an aneurysm followed by another rant about how Japanese culture is fractured or something. Funny how he didn't make a comment like that with Russian Rape Fridge 3000 about how Russian culture is fractured or something yet the existence of a Japanese anime character with big booba got him to say that. Really activates the old almond.

dancing_cactuar posted...

Forget Kaname Date constantly needing to go to horny jail, the mere existence of Lotus and Alice in the Zero Escape games will give him an aneurysm followed by another rant about how Japanese culture is fractured or something. Funny how he didn't make a comment like that with Russian Rape Fridge 3000 about how Russian culture is fractured or something yet the existence of a Japanese anime character with big booba got him to say that. Really activates the old almond.

"the big titty receptionist" would cause a wagequit guaranteed if he got that far.

Anyone who thinks pussy whipping isn't a thing...DSP has lost all his self respect, and acts like he just became a born again virgin or something...Claims he's so smart, but has no idea how fucking pathetic he sounds/looks.

Phil lowered his membership goal despite spending the last week threatening his audience with failing to hit the goal if they don't get/give memberships now!

Who knew all it took to break a mature adult was a dirty talking fridge?

https://youtu.be/hd4qR5TnQFk
Whatever you say, Dave. I'd sooner take the upgrade fridge over unfunny wifebeating gun, but OK I guess.

His bizarre overreaction to any sexual content is one of his weirdest traits for sure. He has a puritanical reaction to this stuff lol

MC_BatCommander posted...

His bizarre overreaction to any sexual content is one of his weirdest traits for sure. He has a puritanical reaction to this stuff lol

I'm genuinely curious if Kat even cares at this point. No way she watched his streams and pays attention to if he stared at breasts or laughed at a sexual comment.

So it sounds like the fridge only talks for about 2 minutes. If it was really about him concentrating on learning the game, he could have just waited for the dialogue to end

Slayer_22 posted...

I'm genuinely curious if Kat even cares at this point. No way she watched his streams and pays attention to if he stared at breasts or laughed at a sexual comment.

Apparently she does watch his streams and cries for hours whenever anyone mentions his incident. Hes acting like a prude to stop a sequel.

LightningAce11 posted...

Apparently she does watch his streams and cries for hours whenever anyone mentions his incident. Hes acting like a prude to stop a sequel.

I don't wanna be a smart ass, but what if we have an Occam's razor going on?

Phill in his narcissism needs to keep Kat around at all cost because she validates his notions of being a mature adult in his mind/feeds his ego - He's trying too hard like those who fear abandonment IMO. He put himself in a state where he feels he has nothing without a relationship, and that's a bad place to be.

https://youtu.be/705O-UUfAqo?t=76

So months/years ago Phil put up ant traps to, well, keep out ants. One of them leaked their chemicals or whatever is in it on his floor and Phil just... left it there. Didn't clean it up. For months, maybe a year or more. It just sat there on his floor, seeping in, gathering filth. Obviously there was no chance of the cat ever going over and giving it a lick because "cats don't like sweets", so it was not incredibly risky or anything.

Mature adult.

Yeah well he was rudely woken up by Jasper throwing up once and then went straight to stream instead of cleaning it.

https://youtu.be/R6SetkL1-bo

Phil almost having the selfawareness to apologize for begging again.

Soooo, he has a problem with over sexualized vending machines and the twins from Atomic Heart. But 2 practically naked men fighting fills him with glee:

https://youtu.be/pZ_c2FHLHJg

Apparently Kat finally got off her ass and took down the Christmas decorations the day before last.

At the end of February.

Of course Phil couldnt be bothered. It was probably a game where each waited each other out to see who got too bothered to exit the sitting position first.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Apparently Kat finally got off her ass and took down the Christmas decorations the day before last.

At the end of February.

Of course Phil couldnt be bothered. It was probably a game where each waited each other out to see who got too bothered to exit the sitting position first.

Of course he couldn't be bothered. I mean, the man works or is otherwise busy 24/7.

He has his podcast, stream, has to babysit uploads. Oh and has to pay bills every day, manage his social media.

Hell even on his day off he either has to run errands or have to deal with setbacks.

Meanwhile Kat only works 3 days a week, so why couldn't she have gotten them down sooner?

Phil on that 24/7 GRIND!

https://youtu.be/MDB-hXiKEO4?t=564

Watching State of Play is a cop out for not giving me money to play Atomic Heart.

https://youtu.be/pZ_c2FHLHJg

Phil laughing his ass off at two naked dudes fighting, but loses his shit whenever he sees a female in skimpy clothes.

Also don't have a video, but yesterday during the prestream he banned someone for "spreading misinformation" for accurately stating how many dislikes his dumbass Oblivion sketch video had.

^ smh, in the second video, he said, "their perv culture"

DSP continues saying problematic things.

https://youtu.be/MDB-hXiKEO4

Viewers must change their attitude if they want him to continue atomic hearts.

It never ceases to amaze me how up his own ass he is and how lacking in self awareness.

He genuinely believes he makes fun entertaining content that would get billions of views if not for trolls. He cant take criticism since he did nothing wrong.

He got wedgied in high school

https://youtu.be/se5Uoz3Bz2E

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/11b5qkq/just_when_you_think_this_guy_cant_get_any_dumber/

Reacts to Zack Kings magic illusion videos.

what? Is this magic or video editing?

I played the Wo Long Fallen Dynasty demo today. Phil plans to do a playthrough of it cause it's on gamepass. My takeaway is that there will be momentous salt at the first boss and if you do a drinking game of every time Phil mentions Sekiro, you will die.

BurmesePenguin posted...

I played the Wo Long Fallen Dynasty demo today. Phil plans to do a playthrough of it cause it's on gamepass. My takeaway is that there will be momentous salt at the first boss and if you do a drinking game of every time Phil mentions Sekiro, you will die.

Well it is the same dev as the Nioh games and we know how Phil did on those games.

He wants 100 gifted memberships in 4 DAYS.

Keemstar was right. This dude just enjoys begging. Hes not in dire financial situations, hes just stressed he cant get his next wwe champions pull.

Called Leana a gold digger who bailed the moment things got tough.

Holy shit need a link

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1NgT7iCsRJ8

EA sent out a user survey to gauge interest in further Deadspace remakes.

For NO OTHER reason than that fact, Phil, a man who needs to ask his audience for help with every basic element of running his business, goes on a toxic rant about how everyone in EAs top brass are incompetent.

Phil says there is absolutely nothing embarrassing about him jerking off on stream because you can't see anything below his chest, so really it's just like seeing an actor doing it.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Phil says there is absolutely nothing embarrassing about him jerking off on stream because you can't see anything below his chest, so really it's just like seeing an actor doing it.

And yet he was going off on a rant not long ago . he claimed kat was crying over it and it was an accident.. Dude retcons everything.

Ranting about ProJared's divorce

https://youtu.be/NHmf4YytbEw

Zikten posted...

Ranting about ProJared's divorce

https://youtu.be/NHmf4YytbEw

Pretty much confirms that Panda cheated on him at this point. Also:
Dave: Talks about how he found "the one"
Dave: Forgor about the anniversary between him and Khet, doesn't really do anything for Valentine's Day, never had a honeymoon

also he calls her "the woman who lives with me"

https://youtu.be/NHmf4YytbEw

He really loves burning bridges.

Phil literally said that being attracted to fictional characters ruins the sanctimony of marriage.

IN HIS OPINION!

Notice that whenever he says something mindbogglingly stupid he adds that it's just his opinion bro to try and shield himself from criticism.

Either way, imagine actually saying that and pretending you're not a lolcow.

Hes not a lolcow! He doesnt consider himself one! In fact, youre the lolcow for thinking he is!

Phil is bothered that the youtube suggested amount in superchats or superstickers isn't higher.

Yeah that was greedy as hell. Literally put a chatter on the spot because they did a super sticker for .99 cents.

Im just trying to understand this. I dont know how the YouTube super chat system works. Is that amount whats in front of you? Do you choose to give that amount?

Very revealing comment that shows that hes never donated or supported anybody else since he has no clue how it works.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TiTrac460/status/1629666291891191809

he made a second wwe champions account???

I feel like Phil has gone absolutely nuts since announcing DSPReacts. Usually I needed to watch maybe 30 minutes of clips to get caught up with all the stupid shit he said the day before. These last three weeks it's gotten steadily worse and worse and now I'm watching an hour and 15-30 minutes a day.

Oh man. Apparently he did some of his DSP Reacts to my other favorite trainwreck of a streamer, KingCobraJFS.

DSPreacts is getting demonetised. What was he getting off them anyway? 3 bucks?

Like the channel as a whole or just most of the videos?