Current Events > DSPGaming General XXVIII: Avatar - Way of The Beggar

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Phil says if Youtube hired him, their efficiency would improve 97% over the course of a day.

*Phil doesn't hit insanely greedy monthly goal once in like a year*

Phil: Maybe monthly goals are bad!

Asking Phil to do co-op is now a bannable offensive.

A superchatter mentioned black history month to Phil AND HE DID THE NAIL BITING!

BurmesePenguin posted...

A superchatter mentioned black history month to Phil AND HE DID THE NAIL BITING!

lmao wtf.

Phil is terrified of people, but minorities most of all. From all his stories in Connecticut seems like him and his parents viewed anybody that wasnt white with derision.

BurmesePenguin posted...

A superchatter mentioned black history month to Phil AND HE DID THE NAIL BITING!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/3/AAZroiAAEOqZ.jpg

So dsp cant have a day out with Kat because she worked two days in a row.

LightningAce11 posted...

So dsp cant have a day out with Kat because she worked two days in a row.

The real reason is he's utterly terrified people will see how fat she is now.

https://youtu.be/YX6MAeHgAp0

The fuck?

Oh hes never going on. Remember the drunken peasants? Backed out at the last minute claiming they were trolls.

This interview guy reached out on twitter for people to give him questions and info and he's been put in contact with prominent detractors.

Which means that Phil is backing out first thing in the podcast tomorrow.

Assuming this was true to begin with.

BurmesePenguin posted...

This interview guy reached out on twitter for people to give him questions and info and he's been put in contact with prominent detractors.

Which means that Phil is backing out first thing in the podcast tomorrow.

Assuming this was true to begin with.

Yeah I am on this boat too. IF this is true to begin with, there is no way it'll be happening now.

What the hell is he even trying to say here:
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1631129520156852224?t=ESdYwrgTmBjnt8ATGAWCEg&s=19

Phil went his whole podcast without mentioning this interview business.

He always finds people who have no idea what he is so he can apply pignosis. Once they spoke to other people about him its all detractors harassed the hosts! I cant be a part of it when they get caught in the crossfire because of these mentally ill shithead people!

Oh god Phil is such a fucking narcissist.

He was eating Greek food, which had rice. Phil was asking why the rice was yellow, because he assumed it would be white

Lots of people answered that the rice is yellow because of the usenof turmaric.

Phil skirted this by saying it could be turmaric or that it could be something else. Saying that he doesn't know.

Derich then copies a link from Wikipedia explaining that it is indeed turmeric.

Phil responds with: I WAS RIGHT, IT WAS TURMERIC SEE!

https://youtu.be/D2490Yy2vS8?t=65

Now, I haven't played Hogwarts and I dunno what the hell these "Merlin trials" are, but surely. Surely. It is not humanly possible that there are "so many of them" in the game that it's impossible to look up how to beat the specific one Phil's horse is at on google. That is the most insane thing I've heard in a while. imagine being a 40 year old "king of retro gaming" and you can't even google simple gaming related shit.

I just searched "merlin trials guide" on youtube and the first guide for all the Merlin trials that popped up is 8 and a half minutes long. How hard would it be to skip in it till you find the one you're at?

So stuttering Craig released his email correspondance with Phil since the reveal yesterday.

tl;dr, Phil still okay with the interview, but he wants it to not be "an interrogation" and he holds the right to just deny to answer whatever he wants.

Basically the interviewer guy agreed.

Here we go again.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/11hbwve/phils_mail_to_stuttering_craig_via_poems_future/

Here is the email. Its gonna be a nothing interview or Phil is gonna back out.

https://youtu.be/VzaYduiKDZU?t=22

https://youtu.be/PBzzgny9AT0

*Dies once to the first boss*

omg unfair, how am I supposed to do this?

Phil really hates when games expect him to play them and doesn't just let him win. He really should stick to playing walking simulators. But no, he's gonna choose to play soulslikes to get clicks from people laughing at his failures and then he's going to cry that he's playing a soulslike.

https://youtu.be/hh0Oo8hhy9o

His wife's sister is blocked by Phil online

His stalling for extra tips tonight was honestly one of the most pathetic things I've seen from him.

b_nolan posted...

His stalling for extra tips tonight was honestly one of the most pathetic things I've seen from him.

His stalling at the end of the vest streak was legendary.

Any videos of this stalling? I want to see soooooooo bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWX_mDZfNM4

Good God you can tell how badly he didn't want to do that. He had to keep slipping in the tip talk too. Jesus, man...

DSP's theme song is "Beggin"

I'm beggin', beggin' you
Put your loving tip out baby

Lol dsp still wants people to believe that his wife cooks every day, when the bank leaks showed they spend over $200 per week on doordash.

Maybe she works for DoorDash???

Phil acting like a petulant child about his taxes is insane to me. His tax attorney is having to "remind him" he needs to send his tax shit and this makes him an annoying person that Phil refers to him as a nagging mom.

Like, dude. You're a 40 year old man. Why does the guy you pay to do your taxes have to nag you to get the information? You have previously had issues with taxes. Why is this not a priority for you?

And he's talking about how this is bad timing and he really wishes he could stream right now instead of doing his tax stuff.

It sounds like exactly that could have been the case if he hadn't procrastinated his taxes like a teenager that has to write an essay the night before it has to be handed in.

I like that he used to think he could call his youtube "job" a "business" and that trips to Burger King were "business expenses" and that's why that thing happened.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Phil acting like a petulant child about his taxes is insane to me. His tax attorney is having to "remind him" he needs to send his tax shit and this makes him an annoying person that Phil refers to him as a nagging mom.

Like, dude. You're a 40 year old man. Why does the guy you pay to do your taxes have to nag you to get the information? You have previously had issues with taxes. Why is this not a priority for you?

And he's talking about how this is bad timing and he really wishes he could stream right now instead of doing his tax stuff.

It sounds like exactly that could have been the case if he hadn't procrastinated his taxes like a teenager that has to write an essay the night before it has to be handed in.

Wether it is the truth or a lie, in both cases he looks absolutely pathetic.

If he actually has a tax attorney, he is paying someone to remind him to file his taxes. Taxes are EVERY FUCKING YEAR. Not only that, but he never saves money for his taxes either. And sure you may not know EXACTLY how much you owe, but if you set aside a good amount it will be so much more managable. Yet this asshole acts like he gets blindsided by it every single time. Like someone (who he claims to pay for) forgets to tell him every time.

So yesterday phil started the prestream with a giant begging segment about how he wants people to tip instead of becoming members or sending superchats.

But he still set a daily members goal.

The utter contempt and audacity of this man.

He also admitted that Kat does literally zero cooking in the house.

Phil did another "here's why it's not my fault" non-apology for begging on stream.

This is a bi-weekly thing by now.

Just make it a segment of DSP Vs the Internet.

Also holy shit, he says he gauges whether or not he's doing well with money for an extended period by counting how many times in a week or so he wore the gunner glasses.

Its amazing how Phil rationalises begging as him being honest and transparent with his viewers but his viewers are not allowed to bring anything up about his finances or personal life.

Phil used the "definition of insanity" meme against his detractors. Saying they keep trying but it has zero effect on him because he's "still here"

Is it even a month since Phil blamed detractors for him being unable to have children?

It would be shocking if he didn't blame them for ruining something for him the same stream that he said this.

Phil tells his fans to call him out when he makes mistakes.

But when they do, he insults and bans them.

DSP literally admitted that when his parents die, hell inherit their items and go through them on stream. Hes gonna monetise their passing.

LightningAce11 posted...

Phil tells his fans to call him out when he makes mistakes.

But when they do, he insults and bans them.

Isn't this something that had been happening for the past decade?

Phil 1 second: I don't want my birthday to be about drama

Phil 1 second later: I could do a tier list stream on my birthday where I tier different youtubers

Oh god... He is just... His brain and complete lack of knowledge...

"Do I want to watch Chernobyl if I have been watching The Last of Us, Wouldn't it be more of the same?"

Wo Long has absolutely broken this man. He wants to drop it because he's to old to be playing such a stressful game. He's 40 years old acting like he's 80 and this game is going to put him in the grave.

https://youtu.be/8Mi6I8oJUVk

someone asked him what makes his play through meaningful.

I have no vested interest in anything I play! I dont do it for the money or the views! I make carefully curated content for my audience who support me!

https://youtu.be/TmB_3VAfYyo

This is amazing. So much catgirl sarcasm.

Phil went full Scorned meltdown about Wo Long. Attacking his audience for not "recipocating" for him having a bad time by giving him money.

This was either on the same day or the day after he had his THIRD apology for begging his audience.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/11nai6z/leaning_in/

Right after he claims on being low on funds, talks about how he doordashed Mexican food.

Well the fake copyright strikers got both Raw DSP and Dark Dave.

Oh no.

Only snort Burnell has survived because they live in the Phillipines and dont gaf about giving personal info.

Yeah DD is back up and running on trovo but I'm not sure if I wanna bother. Phil is boring as shit lately anyhow.

Hope they can get it back somehow because spamming claims as a weapon on something that isn't copyright infringement seems like a poor practice to encourage.

DSP blames trolls for why he doesnt have friends.

yeah your 15 years of shitting on other creators didnt help.