Current Events > DSPGaming General XXVIII: Avatar - Way of The Beggar

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Phil wants money for turning on his stream.

He legit thinks money he hasnt gotten is stolen from him. Thats right. If someone was going to tip him and then decided not to, he calls them a thief.

did dsp ever follow derich on twitter at some point

LightningAce11 posted...

He legit thinks money he hasnt gotten is stolen from him. Thats right. If someone was going to tip him and then decided not to, he calls them a thief.

When people decided to not renew their memberships during the Great False Copyright Strikes Menace of 2022 he legit said this.

Some dent, probably Emil, didn't renew his 100 or 200 or so gifted subs and Phil considered that a loss of income. A singular person making the singular choice to not throw hundreds of dollars at him was the trolls taking money from him. Literally what he said.

-Complains and tells people he will not be playing lengthy RPGs, hence skipping Crisis Core
-Proceeds to put the One Piece RPG on the itinerary, a game based on a series which he is nowhere near caught up on
Zero brain in that skull. Can't wait for him to act like a complete puritan whenever Nami is on screen.

dancing_cactuar posted...

-Complains and tells people he will not be playing lengthy RPGs, hence skipping Crisis Core
-Proceeds to put the One Piece RPG on the itinerary, a game based on a series which he is nowhere near caught up on
Zero brain in that skull. Can't wait for him to act like a complete puritan whenever Nami is on screen.

He's married dood!

Also is there an explanation for the special treatment he gives Derich? It's really weird. Like if you told me that was his son in real life, I would believe you because that's what the special treatment feels like

https://youtu.be/2bmQL44NGlA

He's requiring written agreement from the dents that they will support One Piece in order to play it.

I'm sure he'll get enough "signatures" to actually agree to it. But saying you'll give him money and doing it are two different things. So basically if he ever has a slow stream of one piece he has an excuse to call his audience out for their betrayal of the agreement.

I'm expecting great clips from this playthrough.

WallStreetWolf posted...

Also is there an explanation for the special treatment he gives Derich? It's really weird.

Weird is the understatement of the year, dude was banning people for wishing Derich a happy birthday, who the fuck bans someone for saying happy birthday?

dancing_cactuar posted...

Weird is the understatement of the year, dude was banning people for wishing Derich a happy birthday, who the fuck bans someone for saying happy birthday?

I have no words for this.

Yeah the whole derich situation is so weird. Dude is clearly an creepy sicko as seen on his twitter and his YouTube which had a playlist of little girls (before he made it all private). He doesnt donate and just spams the chat, yet Phil adores him.

Phil wants to keep Derich happy so when his parents let him have a credit card again he can become a whale.

b_nolan posted...

Phil wants to keep Derich happy so when his parents let him have a credit card again he can become a whale.

He doesn't seem to realize that Derich is more likely to spend money on scat pornography and other degeneracy he makes public on twitter instead of towards the streams.

BurmesePenguin posted...

https://youtu.be/2bmQL44NGlA

He's requiring written agreement from the dents that they will support One Piece in order to play it.

I'm sure he'll get enough "signatures" to actually agree to it. But saying you'll give him money and doing it are two different things. So basically if he ever has a slow stream of one piece he has an excuse to call his audience out for their betrayal of the agreement.

I'm expecting great clips from this playthrough.

This is why he fails as a streamer.

It is clear HE wants to play this game. And that is toyally fine. If a person is playing and genuinly enjoying something, the "quality" of the stream will improve because of that, and people are more likely to give you money, which in turn further motivates you etc.

Phil always gets it the wrong way around. People should pay him upfront and now thus requires a written agreement to get money. Motherfucker wants a contract to get paid. If that is what you wsnt, get an actual fucking job. There you het black on white what your hourly is.

Lol why did he even get one piece when its filled to the brim with anime boobs? He keeps whining about it.

He hates boobs?

Zikten posted...

He hates boobs?

He's MARRIED DOOD

LightningAce11 posted...

Lol why did he even get one piece when its filled to the brim with anime boobs? He keeps whining about it.

Apparently some he had an idea that a whale would give him loads and loads of money on a regular basis like Pastriarchy with Dangling Grandpa V3. But the horror of playing this animu game, he's a married man dood how is he supposed to survive this?

Regarding one piece, I agree with DSP that some of those people act embarrassing about boobs. He seemed pretty fair accepting that's just part of Japanese culture, but I did see a video that had the comments and so many of them were cringe. Sometimes I don't blame him for hating his own audience.

But I LOL'd when he said he is making content for people in their 20s-40s. Like dude, you just went on a rant about how half your viewers can't control themselves over boobs because they are probably teenagers. Shit like this fascinates me and is why I keep coming back to DSP. I see his points but he is also the only one to blame for these issues.

At least it doesn't seem like he personally is too prudish to play the game over it. I also want to clarify that I have nothing against finding animated characters attractive or anything like that, I'm just talking about how lame and childish most of his viewers sounded. There's a difference between admitting a character is pretty and drooling over boobs.

I just don't understand why he would choose to play a manga/anime tie in video games over several other RPGs he missed over the year. Does his audience really give that much of a shit about one piece? He's not an anime content creator and supposedly according to him he's not entertaining children.

https://youtu.be/f6OAAO4U_ew

Phil thinks him being held responsible for things he did when he was in his late twenties/early thirties is the same as holding a 25-year-old responsible for things they did when they were 12.

BurmesePenguin posted...

I just don't understand why he would choose to play a manga/anime tie in video games over several other RPGs he missed over the year. Does his audience really give that much of a shit about one piece? He's not an anime content creator and supposedly according to him he's not entertaining children.

Well, the game is turnbased. So no reflexes or actual skill required. Means there is no rush and he can drag it out. Can savescum all to his hearts content so there is never any actual danger.

https://youtu.be/XFTrZOiDHBA

tl:dr

Phil has rebranded his old vlogging youtube channel as "@DSPReacts" (presumably will rename it entirely after some upcoming announcement) and Hate Army is insinuating that creating a reaction channel is Phil's attempt at futureproofing his existence.

Lol DSP immediately made the Ubisoft situation about himself. Apparently the CEO said something along the lines of it is the employees responsibility to right this ship

Phil of course compared it to how he was a model worker at helicopter support and how the company went under and let him go.

Phil wanted to play Street Fighter yesterday, but midstream discovered his PS+ subscription had lapsed and he refused to pay 10 dollars to renew it cause he wasn't going to play anything else on his PS4 in the near future, so after moaning and whining for a while he chose to instead play SF on the Xbox version, that according to him is dead and deserted.

He has street fighter on ps4, Xbox and switch.

Now usually people get duplicate games on pc and their console, but its weird the way he has done it.

LightningAce11 posted...

He has street fighter on ps4, Xbox and switch.

Now usually people get duplicate games on pc and their console, but its weird the way he has done it.

Now, that's not too unheard of, since there's different communities on each platform, especially if you are a bigger streamer or like to play competitively (neither of which are DSP).

BurmesePenguin posted...

https://youtu.be/XFTrZOiDHBA

tl:dr

Phil has rebranded his old vlogging youtube channel as "@DSPReacts" (presumably will rename it entirely after some upcoming announcement) and Hate Army is insinuating that creating a reaction channel is Phil's attempt at futureproofing his existence.

He also claimed he created the react video formula in a similar manner he created let's play.

Delusional is not a strong enough word here.

Nazanir posted...

He also claimed he created the react video formula in a similar manner he created let's play.

Delusional is not a strong enough word here.

He is full of shit. I don't believe him

https://youtu.be/foeBgslmizs

As we thought, no interview will happen. He wanted a redux of the quartering interview where he gets paid to puff himself up. Most people who were willing wouldnt have held back so he declined them.

But what really hurt his ego is when moist critikal said no.

https://youtu.be/WDS4MD6jcNU

"I wouldn't mind being interviewed about Destiny but if I asked him to not play video games while interviewing me I'd be an insulting Karen.

Anyway, wait for my next Phil's Day Off segment for another way that Doordash and Amazon are ineptly run companies whose main purpose is to annoy me."

LightningAce11 posted...

https://youtu.be/foeBgslmizs

As we thought, no interview will happen. He wanted a redux of the quartering interview where he gets paid to puff himself up. Most people who were willing wouldnt have held back so he declined them.

But what really hurt his ego is when moist critikal said no.

The funny part is that he believed moistcritikal to be impartial and fair towards him. The actual truth is, thst moist simple doesn't care. He has no stake in this, is not invested in Phil nor is willing to do so.

https://youtu.be/7zVGLlMY1ho?t=98

People "lived up to their promise" to give him money to play One Piece. If he does a One Piece stream and only gets twenty dollars, that's his audience breaking a promise.

Imagine treating your fans that way.

One day he will be banned. Only a matter of when, and he will speed it up being that desperate.

On the one piece stream yesterday Phil begged his audience to tip extra hard since it was his only stream as he had to make 4 patreon reaction videos, so he needed to make up the difference.

The reason he had to make 4 patreon reaction videos is because 4 people gave him 50+ dollars on patreon.

That's your stream money right there.

Garbage human.

Lmaaaaaao I saw a clip from one of his Pokmon streams where he battles the streamer/influencer gym leader.

He really seemed upset by her and all her mannerisms. A fictional streamer was more entertaining in the 5 minutes of screen time than his whole career.

Emergency! Emergency!

Phils office blinds broke, needs new expensive blackout curtains. Not sure if he can afford.

Hint, hint

$1000 for new blinds???

LightningAce11 posted...

$1000 for new blinds???

You see, he needs incredibly thick blackout blinds of exceptionally high quality.

It's for the good of the stream.

You guys see that its been another slow night, right? Hes not going to shut down the business, but it would sure be great if you can pick it up and donate!

LightningAce11 posted...

$1000 for new blinds???

Yeah that is out of this world insane. Standard blinds will set you back between 25-50 bucks. If you go for higher quality maybe up to 150.

But there is no fucking way that blinds cost 1000 dollars, not even if you let someone do it for you.

How much you wanna bet there is a WWE Champions event going on with limited rewards?

His fanbase are so indoctrinated, and dependent they would believe that B.S. too.

Phil: "Oblivion is outdated."

Also Phil: wears a King of Retro shirt.

Hes getting angry for at call of duty warzone because hes not getting bounties. Accusing people of breaking a contract because theyre not giving him money he rightfully earned.

Gulag kills don't count

LightningAce11 posted...

Hes getting angry for at call of duty warzone because hes not getting bounties. Accusing people of breaking a contract because theyre not giving him money he rightfully earned.

Rightfully earned, god the irony. If you want to "rightfully earn" money, get a fucking job already. You get black on white what you will rightfully earn, also known as "hourly". No one fucking owes you anything Phil, and I can only hope yoir viewers keep waking up to your antics.

Someone needs to take that picture of Brendan Fraser in the whale in Photoshop DSP's face and his office

Phil thinks @ is called ampersand.

He doesnt know thats &

BurmesePenguin posted...

Phil thinks @ is called ampersand.

He doesnt know thats &

Wonder how far he would go to defend it, or will we see a plot twist and he admit to a little mistake?

Nintendo_Porn posted...

Wonder how far he would go to defend it, or will we see a plot twist and he admit to a little mistake?

Lol. Phil would find a way to blame the detractors.

Seems relevant: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7S8-0iWBzjE

https://youtu.be/By-9FGZoZKA?t=402

Phil thinks a let's play is not a "legitimate playthrough" unless it's blind. If it's not blind and it's not labelled as a speedrun or some other category, then it's a fraud and bad and way worse than his content.