Current Events > DSPGaming General XXVIII: Avatar - Way of The Beggar

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Phil lost a fight in Hogwarts Legacy and then immediately retired the game from the day time streams, saying that maybe at some point he'll do another stream of it late night.

Did I miss something? Did he beat the game and he was running around doing open world shit and just said fuck it? Or is he leaving the game unfinished?

Seems like he's been wage quitting games a lot more frequently lately.

Zikten posted...

It's not simping. I don't even know anything about her other than a couple facts and have never seen her

I think he meant white knighting

Phil getting ready to burn the only bridge that has reached out to him for 10+ years in his current stream.

If only Phil could ever ragequit WWE Champions.

DSP is having a literal meltdown on stream over this. Hes burned yet another bridge and proven without a shadow of a doubt he's the biggest lolcow.

keem and craig are reacting to it live

Yeah hes calling him an asshole, insulting keemstar, burning all the bridges he can once hes back in his safe space.

well fuck him

At the end of the day Phil is an addict and thats driving most of his behaviour. The lies, the pity party, all because he needs money for that next pull. And his wife seems nonexistent and he has no friends to support him on this.

He had an out. If he admitted he has a problem Im sure the side scrollers would have tried to help him, keen would have tried to do something too. Even his fans would have revaluated their interest in him.

Theyre discussing derich now

Like this guy is so monumentally stupid. Turns down $50k, turns down every attempt anyone has had to help revive his shit career. He really is stuck on level 1. In 20 years he'll be begging for money on YT still.

Phil has probably broken several things in his room by now.

Sounds like I missed quite a show. Internet's been out a lot today.

Anyone got a silent restream link?

SSJGrimReaper posted...

keem and craig are reacting to it live

And a link to this as well?

Okay so I'm an hour and 15 minutes into Phil's stream and it's just insane. He literally understands nothing about human interaction or even what evidence is.

He keeps saying that Craig not believing his answers after the show is evidence he never believed him. How does that work? The only possible answer is that Phil's answers were amazing and infallible and destroyed his detractors with facts and logic, so if Craig doesn't believe him afterward, he has to have started out that way with no desire to change his mind.

I've seen there's clips of him reacting to part of their aftermath podcast, but there's no way he has time to react to all of it, so he's clearly just gonna watch parts OUT OF CONTEXT like he always complains about people doing to him. And of course he's basing all his opinions in this nutty rant about what they said about him on what his dents have told him and not what they actually said. How hard is it to just watch the fucking podcast and do your reaction to that?

He doesn't interact with people by his own admission/schedule - Like a cult leader he's been indulging his own BS so long he now believes it.

He's back to put up his safety wall, and blaming everyone for his problemsto laugh at his own jokes, and pretend he's smarter than everyone.

Devil's advocate - those dudes better have given him a cut of that stream - even if he'd fuck the money up he went above and beyond to take the shots. Someone should get paid for that ass whoppin'.

Nintendo_Porn posted...

Devil's advocate - those dudes better have given him a cut of that stream - even if he'd fuck the money up he went above and beyond to take the shots. Someone should get paid for that ass whoppin'.

Phil has publically stated he don't want a cut of it, and after this even if they tried to give him some, wouldn't he consider it bloodmoney ala Keemstar?

Also holy shit he tried to say it was an accident because he didn't understand what the question about the five thousand dollars was about, that he suggested he put his mortgage as a business expense.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Phil has publically stated he don't want a cut of it, and after this even if they tried to give him some, wouldn't he consider it bloodmoney ala Keemstar?

Also holy shit he tried to say it was an accident because he didn't understand what the question about the five thousand dollars was about, that he suggested he put his mortgage as a business expense.

Homie playing chess then - he can keep crying poor then to his indoctrinated.

An easy number 1 in top 10 worst dsp moments.

In his hour long preample to reaction to the podcast Phil whined and whined and whined that he had been told they just read every superchat from detractors and agreed with them.

Then he comes to a part of the interview where Craig is explaining that every fandom, including the detractor fandom, has bad apples.

Phil: Alright this is boring. *Skips ahead*

At the end of his nonsense react taking everything they say out of content because it's impossible for him to just do a two hour reaction without an hour of preample beforehand Phil is about to leave and some extra tips come in and he legit says "I hope they're troll tips [so I can] skip them"

His brain activates midway through the sentence and realizes that's a completely shitty thing to say to your audience so he bungles it into nonsense, but those words still come out of him.

So he's tweeting at 4am ranting about the interview. Guy is just plain mentally unwell. He's a 41 year old man crying on twitter at 4am.

Reading emails on stream, getting outraged at the accusation that hes lazy and yelling that hes the most prolific creator on YouTube with hundreds of thousands of videos uploaded.

https://youtu.be/t5VyXQEZW5k

Wings wants to knock dsps teeth out after learning he was screwed out of 50k on the podcast keemstar wanted to make.

LightningAce11 posted...

Reading emails on stream, getting outraged at the accusation that hes lazy and yelling that hes the most prolific creator on YouTube with hundreds of thousands of videos uploaded.

There a clip of this?

LightningAce11 posted...

https://youtu.be/t5VyXQEZW5k

Wings wants to knock dsps teeth out after learning he was screwed out of 50k on the podcast keemstar wanted to make.

Didnt he already know that, though?

Like, he's been cordial to DSP since then, right?

https://youtu.be/Hzlhl37tVIA

Phil "forgot" to count tips for an hour. Some dude tipped 25 dollars and when Phil didn't read it out he assumed it didn't go through and tipped another 23 dollars with the same message AND PHIL ACCEPTED THEM BOTH! The greed. The immorality. The unprofessionalism. Holy shit.

Yep, seeing his reaction to side scrollers just shows how jealous he is of people with actual friends and success. His chat was insulting Adam, and dsp encouraged it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ctb-Mub5tI&ab_channel=SnortHogan

Oh lord. This man is cringe.

He even got the line wrong.

The girl is cringing so hard.

Balnazarr posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ctb-Mub5tI&ab_channel=SnortHogan

Oh lord. This man is cringe.

Craig: Phil it looks like a nazi hat dude, you gotta get rid of it

Phil: hahaha *doesn't listen at all*

There's been a lot said lately about him being addicted to being a victim and it's a hypothesis that is pretty hard to dismiss for me. Like, he can't just do things to have fun. He pretends he's just being funny in that clip. Which is cringe, but Phil being an idiot is one of the least things about him. He specifically showed them that hat to whine about his trolls calls it a nazi hat. In their light-hearted post-game wrap up after the interview was done. He had to get a last victim segment in.

And it's literally a military "style" hat., my dude. You using it to represent M. Bison. a fictional dictator doesn't make it a Bison cosplay hat. Insanity.

DSP spent half an hour turning down 50k so he could cry poor to his fans. All because he wanted to be emailed and not dmd on twitter.

Even wings was baffled at this and spoke with great anger at dsp.

LightningAce11 posted...

DSP spent half an hour turning down 50k so he could cry poor to his fans. All because he wanted to be emailed and not dmd on twitter.

Even wings was baffled at this and spoke with great anger at dsp.

Please tell me there's a vid of this.

I wanna see Wings go OFF on DSP

Btw back in Jan or whatever that Phil mentioned that his blinds broke he said he needed them fixed in a couple of months, presumably when the sun starts to rise high earlier and shine into his den of inequity.

That would be around now, yes? We can expect the blinds beg saga to start soon, I expect.

Do they still eat on paper plates because he refuses to put off the necessary funds to get a new dishwasher?

Honestly, my expectations is that he got it fixed and never told the dents, because it's coming up on like 7 or 8 months since it allegedly broke I think and that's just absurd for a grown human to leave unfixed for so long. But it is Phil. Alternatively, it might never have broken.

DevilZhouYu posted...

Please tell me there's a vid of this.

I wanna see Wings go OFF on DSP

It's linked earlier in this topic.

Why can't DSP wash his dishes by hand?

Well, during the thanksgiving disaster of 2022 he tried to and his garbage disposal broke and spewed putrid food stuff all over himself, his wife and their kitchen.

It was the city council of Seattle's fault.

https://youtu.be/r8_unV8Bkq0

The way Phil does his taxes is so baffling even his father says it's wrong and Phil doesn't understand that maybe he should do it better.

Also apparently he tallies up his business expenses by looking up his purchase history on the consoles rather than finding the invoices they send to his mail when he buys shit. I don't actually know if that's insane, never done my own taxes, but it sounds insane to me.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Btw back in Jan or whatever that Phil mentioned that his blinds broke he said he needed them fixed in a couple of months, presumably when the sun starts to rise high earlier and shine into his den of inequity.

That would be around now, yes? We can expect the blinds beg saga to start soon, I expect.

Do they still eat on paper plates because he refuses to put off the necessary funds to get a new dishwasher?

Honestly, my expectations is that he got it fixed and never told the dents, because it's coming up on like 7 or 8 months since it allegedly broke I think and that's just absurd for a grown human to leave unfixed for so long. But it is Phil. Alternatively, it might never have broken.

It's linked earlier in this topic.

Oh wow, I am blind af.

And if I'm Wings, I'd feel the same way. Easiest $50k on the planet, and yet you won't set your pride (or what's left of it) aside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RwY5w6aqT0&ab_channel=SnortHogan

More fake crying.

He had a perfectly folded napkin ready to go.

Phil says that if not for Jasper trying to eat it, he would have gotten another, smaller pet like a hamster.

The man who begs for money every single day, has one pet he cant afford and who has a history of hiding pet ownerships, says that if he could he would buy a second pet. Money not an issue.

Hmmmm

Jasper scratched Phil after losing his grip.

Gee, if he had his front claws maybe this wouldnt have happened.

Were almost at the end, who wants to make the next topic?

Whoever it is, tag me pls!

Guess i'll do it.

Anyone got that Adam "Press X for doubt" image?

Slayer_22 posted...

Whoever it is, tag me pls!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/2/AAc4wZAAETcA.jpg

Sharashaska posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/2/AAc4wZAAETcA.jpg

Thanks alot for that. I'll tag you.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80387152

This is the 499th penis of the topic

Time to ban the thread.