Current Events > DSPGaming General XXVIII: Avatar - Way of The Beggar

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Sharashaska posted...

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I really wanna know how he reacted to that.

Nazanir posted...

I really wanna know how he reacted to that.

Someone post that image of him with the laser eyes.

Nazanir posted...

I really wanna know how he reacted to that.

Probably called him an idiot and banned him.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1634424646731960320?t=IhAnRv1ZfbpHzCGit-kLig&s=19

I'm not sure I understand the members' benefit on DSPReacts. You have a chance he watches your video submission, but he will watch the videos submitted by premium members first.

What happens in the event he gets so many premium members that their video submissions will take up the entire episode of whatever his dumb show is called? There'd be no reason to become a member if you don't want to pay 20 dollars for it, and there probably wouldn't even be a reason to become a 20 dollar member if the show is already filled out.

BurmesePenguin posted...

I'm not sure I understand the members' benefit on DSPReacts. You have a chance he watches your video submission, but he will watch the videos submitted by premium members first.

What happens in the event he gets so many premium members that their video submissions will take up the entire episode of whatever his dumb show is called? There'd be no reason to become a member if you don't want to pay 20 dollars for it, and there probably wouldn't even be a reason to become a 20 dollar member if the show is already filled out.

Even worse than that he skips most of them. Might watch like a minute then move on. It's the worst reaction channel I've ever seen and I've seen some doozies.

DSPreacts is probably the most lazy stuff he has ever done. Its a space for him to jealously bitch about other creators and whine about everything that went wrong in his life not being his fault.

https://youtu.be/YyFvAT9Xww8

I mean, holy shit is he pants on head stupid. It is obvious the guy is being sarcastic but Phil reacts to him as if he were dead serious.

Also, his forced laugh is making me wanna throw up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYAF1QBGwXg&ab_channel=AquaTeal

He's gone absolutely mental. Claims he never begs and never talks about the trolls.

How is he not embarrassed saying he regularly gets "care packages" from random people as a 40 year old man?

LightningAce11 posted...

DSPreacts is probably the most lazy stuff he has ever done. Its a space for him to jealously bitch about other creators and whine about everything that went wrong in his life not being his fault.

He's also on record calling it the most lazy braindead content there is which makes him quite the hypocrite

Phil says Amiibo is keeping Nintendo afloat and they would have gone under without them.

Phil didn't know you could rent movies on youtube and had to have his chat explain it to him.

He didn't end up understanding how it works.

How it works is that you search for the film's name and click the rent button.

Does anybody think this podcast is gonna be anything more than a sham? Phil believes it is his lifeline out of the situation he was in but most likely itll be a dud and he wont change.

Here's how the interview will go. Phil will say that every piece of info that is out there about him is a lie or meme put out by his mentally ill detractors. He'll talk about his "15 year legacy" and how it was ruined by trolls. On the off chance that he does get asked some tough questions he's literally just going to run away and cry about later on his 2 hour cope cast. This whole interview is just an excuse for him to play victim to a new audience so maybe a few listeners will fall for his crap and maybe become new whales.

Mighty Ds channel got taken down and he hasnt made a video for years.

I dont think its Phil himself but rather someone he has asked to do it for him.

LightningAce11 posted...

Mighty Ds channel got taken down and he hasnt made a video for years.

I dont think its Phil himself but rather someone he has asked to do it for him.

Yeah Phil always proudly proclaims he doesn't do it, and even if you doesn't explicitly asks his viewers "behind rhe scenes", I am convinced a few of his zealots do it for him.

https://youtu.be/Z1G43xdSuzU

His college sent him an email requesting donations and he got angry.

they had the gall to ask me for money

Guys its interview day.

It might start an hour before I'm off work, not exactly sure about timezones and DST. I'll probably put the interview on in my earpod while going around doing my workshit then.

This is an easy top 10 worst moments of 2023 for secret limited

Guys its happening!

I imagine this will just be him bitching about trolls

Hey it only took a couple minutes to mention protecting his family lol

Honestly Craigs questions are pretty good but hes letting Phil yap too long. Like Phil is making himself look preposterous with his responses and Craig and his cohost are basically silently rolling their eyes, but we need to cover more ground in these two or three hours.

This interview isn't as softball as I expected it to be. Phil sounds ridiculous.

I give DSP alot of shit, but dark humor isn't one of them. I like how they aren't being soft to him here, but he's using every political tactic he can to get passed stuff. Dude should have ran for office...though his own party would hate him.

We've seen the bite the fingers tick, so not sure i buy that he didn't notice it was a black girl on screen when he made the slave joke. I still hold it could be an embarrasing tick, but DSP is dumb enough to go this route than own up to that?

Interview is going on now. They seem to be questioning Phil and pushing back on his excuses. They got him to admit nobody is going to hire a 40 year old with no work experience.

Phil: waah waaah identity theft. Guys I cant legally talk about it.

Cohost: Bro, you cant stop mentioning it. You clearly want to talk about it.

This guy is not taking any of this shit.

Craig also sounds completely baffled but he has to be more soft spoken to keep the conversation going.

Phil: How can I make a business plan when every month is different?

Holy shit.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Phil: How can I make a business plan when every month is different?

Holy shit.

Wrestlers don't bury themselves this much by running their mouths on the net.

Phill would be fucked in interrogation.

This whole interview is pretty amazing. I'm honestly shocked Phil hasn't bailed yet.

BurmesePenguin posted...

This whole interview is pretty amazing. I'm honestly shocked Phil hasn't bailed yet.

They are very good at putting slack on the line when they sense he's about to bail. They throw him a bone now and then.

Cohost (Adam?): Phil you sound like an abusive boyfriend promising his GF he is going to change.

Oh my god.

Has he snorted even one time during this shit?

dancing_cactuar posted...

Has he snorted even one time during this shit?

Nope, according to Kingjad's counter.

It's pretty telling that he can just turn it off.

Oh fuck

HE ADMITTED TO PLAYING WWE!!

This is going to be amazing.

I can't believe the Pig agreed to this. They had to have paid him

LightningAce11 posted...

Oh fuck

HE ADMITTED TO PLAYING WWE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtce1LKXBgU

Theyre raking him over the coals and not kissing his ass like the quartering did. I dont think they paid him.

Why didnt you contact the police about this identity theft?

What would they do about it?

Phil: Why would I go to the police when my identity is stolen? How does that make sense?

Adam: ....*world's biggest sigh*

Craig in silence: ....jesus christ, mother of god.

Phil will never talk to another human being ever again after this. He'll go outside his home even less. His weekly grocery shopping might become his biweekly grocery shopping (he will not admit that, obviously)

This is incredible.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Phil: Why would I go to the police when my identity is stolen? How does that make sense?

Adam: ....*world's biggest sigh*

Craig in silence: ....jesus christ, mother of god.

Phil will never talk to another human being ever again after this. He'll go outside his home even less. His weekly grocery shopping might become his biweekly grocery shopping (he will not admit that, obviously)

I am suprised he has not already started using one of those grocery delivery services anyway

The best part about all of this? It was all Phil's idea.

Holy shit, Craig actually asked phil to show him his WWE account "behind the scenes"

I didn't think he would do it.

Phil: The bank statements are wrong because I couldn't possibly use that much money on one cat! It's impossible that I'm an irresponsible spender! Bank leaks disproved!

Phil just admitted he doesn't put any money aside from taxes and has to find them when it's time to pay.

Obviously it's times like these where "I need help today, guys, please tip me."

Pretty on brand for Mr. "Instant Cash back is an insane deal on buying a car"

Hes constantly sidestepping the advice being given and blaming trolls.