Current Events > DSPGaming General XXVIII: Avatar - Way of The Beggar

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lol @ his thumbnail
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/7/AAQmNRAAELc_.jpg

Funny, I thought streamers reacting to shit was supposed to be a negative.

But he said it's something new and not more of what he's already been doing.

He said nobody guessed it even though he's read comments from dents asking if he was doing a react channel, just like he said nobody guessed he got a cat.

This sounds like lying.

dsp will always disparage any content that he doesnt see immediate benefit from.

Once he starts doing it though, it will be a success and his idea all along.

The biggest fucking hypocrite on the Internet. And his fans will sheepishly drool over this.

BurmesePenguin posted...

But he said it's something new and not more of what he's already been doing.

He said nobody guessed it even though he's read comments from dents asking if he was doing a react channel, just like he said nobody guessed he got a cat.

This sounds like lying.

He never said that. Ack Ack Ack. You're now banned. Sheesh. People.

LightningAce11 posted...

Well, it was dsp reacts. Not surprising. And the channel has memberships enabled too.

He is literally double dipping in his own viewers. Man this is a new level of pathetic.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1624949022082617344

oh shit, Phil doing political hot takes.

LightningAce11 posted...

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1624949022082617344

oh shit, Phil doing political hot takes.

It's shit like this and the nail biting whenever a character darker than milk appears on screen that makes me think Dave's massively hiding his power level, so to speak.

https://youtu.be/j6PTgSMBrYQ

This is so disgusting.

"Audience, you have to hurry up and give me money. Otherwise you will have to give me even more money to reach the goal"

He can just choose to not set such a predatory goal (or better yet, not keeping events captive unless his tiny existing audience throw more money at something that is supposed to be his job to entice people to join), but rather he's trying to convince people they're about to miss out on something great because they didn't put in more effort.

https://youtu.be/Ygpz1gg8f-Y

to those who have played oblivion, how hard is this?

It's Phil's and Kat's big valentines date today.....what will he get her at Burger King?

Please get the lore right. He took her to Burger King and complained about it for half a year for her birthday, not for Valentine.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Please get the lore right. He took her to Burger King and complained about it for half a year for her birthday, not for Valentine.

I just assume he takes her there for every holiday

b_nolan posted...

I just assume he takes her there for every holiday

I assumed he boycotted Burger King after they gave him that burger which was apparently so beyond offensive he was still going on about it years later.

Phil tweeted that he got HBO Max and it's important enough to discuss in his podcast and it will possibly relate to DSPReacts.

So Phil is probably gonna start reviewing HBO shows, or possibly do some sort of react videos where he doesn't even show what he's reacting to.

Anyone still doubting Phil isn't brainwashing his viewers:

One of his viewers, Tyler, just lost both of his parents. Now I'll be the first to say this is increadibly tragic and horrible. But one of the first things Tyler did was appologize to Phil for having less time to hang in his streams.

You should be grieving, talking to family and friends. This is how deep Phil has his claws in people.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Phil tweeted that he got HBO Max

Dude's totally in the poorhouse and living paycheck to paycheck, guys.

Nazanir posted...

Anyone still doubting Phil isn't brainwashing his viewers:

One of his viewers, Tyler, just lost both of his parents. Now I'll be the first to say this is increadibly tragic and horrible. But one of the first things Tyler did was appologize to Phil for having less time to hang in his streams.

You should be grieving, talking to family and friends. This is how deep Phil has his claws in people.

Don't underestimate DSP, or any abusers' power over people. It's hard for people to comprehend if they haven't experienced it, or witnessed it arguing the outside perspective to a victim who wouldn't listen.

https://youtu.be/bdOwvhB7tpA

Phil and Kat cancelled their post-Valentines Valentines dinner reservation because despite Kat working at a grocery store, they didn't have time to go to the grocery store and get groceries and make it in time for their eldery couple early bird dinner reservation. Also it is paramount that Phil visits the pet store and gets "supplies" for Jasper every single week and it cannot be overlooked for the sake of celebrating his relationship with his wife.

How is it possible that a singular in-doors cat requires a weekly petshop visit? Does he only buy cat food for a week because he spent all his money on WWE champions?

Why doesnt he get the pet food delivered?

Did he take Kat to Burger King again?

Hey guys go easy easy on Phil, its hard to find time to do grocery shopping and eat out in the same day when you don't roll out of bed until noon.

SO now he's retconning the Interview. He never said he'd do an interview. Detractors wanted an interview to mock him.

Memory holed his own interview? Even he can keep up with his own scams.

What probably happened was that nobody of relevance cared about him. People like rtu, ItsAGundam etc wanted to get him on but he felt he was too good for them.

And now he acts like there was no interview ever planned to save his ego.

Yeah.
the only people of even semi-note wouldn't do a fluff interview with all his weird demands like pre-approving every question and not bringing up things people would actually be interested in.

Why does this dude describe himself every time he attacks someone?

Destiny is not a big guy! Hes an irrelevant dude with a small audience that thinks hes hot shit!

Phil is considering staggering the release on DSPReact of the video on demand segments of his react live show today so it looks like there is new content on the channel every day rather than the 5 or so videos he plans to release monthly. I can only assume it's to make it seem like it's worth becoming a member. Because becoming a member for a channel he will use 5 days a month sounds even more insane than the usual Phil scam.

Probably the worst valentines ever? Needs to do pet food shopping, groceries and decides to come home and drop off stuff individually instead of buying everything in one go.

Blames Kat for making the dinner reservation early so tells her to cancel it while he does other stuff for his stream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tKQvXnqLk8

DSP's response to people calling his react videos boring:

"Do better! That's the point of DSPReacts... you have the opportunity to put those videos in my line of sight! You have to put good videos in my line of sight!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLXviKxPr3s
This is rhetorical, but what the actual fuck is up with this dude's vocabulary?
Oh, and here's him continuing to act like a fucking pilgrim over One Piece and booba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1TKOPHJDyg

https://youtu.be/4Ve9XSvaS7k?t=853

The lawyers that work at Twitch's legal department? All complete idiots. Morons! The worst lawyers on the planet. How dumb can they be?

Everyone other than Phil is a moron. He is the only intelligent person in the world.

He just looks down on literally every person that exists other than himself, it's insane. I remember when he talked a few months ago about how he called Amazon to Karen about how they didn't deliver his dent's capture card on time during the busy christmas season he made sure to specify to his audience that he was not being an asshole to the representative on the other end of the line, and I just can't believe it. He talks shit about literally every human he interacts with and even people who just exist.

He also had a hissyfit about Nintendo just dropping Metroid Prime remaster without a notice because it doesn't take his schedule into consideration.

Also called anyone who plays the [insert name] Street Fighter collection that he spends months if not years playing a braindead moron.

Gojitenks is still handing his ass to him, while playing Sean, the worst character in 3rd strike. He cant get over that.

BurmesePenguin posted...

He also had a hissyfit about Nintendo just dropping Metroid Prime remaster without a notice because it doesn't take his schedule into consideration.

Yet Binyot had a scheduled session of some game with Jerma among others that same day but was able to play both the remaster AND the game he already had in the pipeline! Really makes one think, huh?

Yeah, everyone else was excited that the Metroid Prime Remaster dropped, with a lot of streamers just playing it right then and there. Meanwhile, DSP complains that they shadow dropped it, because he has a schedule to uphold. Everything has to be on his time, and not to mention it would probably take him two months to actually beat the game lol

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1626748518269599745?t=4eT-fBoi5PpifEGLMHXAag&s=19

Fucking hilarious him believing he actually "ratio'd" Netflix while he literally locked down all his social media venues.

That's like the third time I've seen him repeat that it means nothing.

But he keeps talking about it.

Dsp on why his channel is going downhill:

Its tough! Developers are now focusing on mobile games and things like that instead of something for streamers!

LightningAce11 posted...

Dsp on why his channel is going downhill:

Its tough! Developers are now focusing on mobile games and things like that instead of something for streamers!

Man, nothing is ever his fault is it? And the so called focus on mobile games is absolute bullshit given some of the titles that already released this and those that will release this year.

Take some fucking responsibility, adapt.

Phil is upset that he didnt get into a top college because dum minority sports players stole his spot through affirmative action, going full chinstroking hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yeah hes said that before.

Talking about he was the valedictorian at his high school and his college spot was stolen from him by minorities.

https://youtu.be/c-16fY3RUcY

He toured Yale, NYU, Boston college and many more!

Let's be real even if he did get into a ivy league school he wouldn't have lasted 1 semester.

Good ol racist Phil

MC_BatCommander posted...

Good ol racist Phil

*chews nails*

LightningAce11 posted...

*chews nails*

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/3/AAZroiAAENJ_.jpg
Not in the pic, but I remember him nail chewing the nanosecond that Claude from 3 Houses appeared on screen. Dude legit has a thing against people with any skin color darker than his own.

So he has some psychological tic where he sees black people and has to bite his nails?

"If you guys didn't like the member's goal, you should have said something before the end of the month when we're about to lose our member bomb"

Always everyone elses' fault that his business is failing.

https://www.youtube.com/clip/Ugkx1ppEU129lsTkC0QybdNmxZOBcOTYKCqG

Atomic hearts has a very very sexual vending machine that moans and wants you to fuck it. DSP is threatening to delete the game over it. Hes married d00d, he cant have another woman!

LightningAce11 posted...

https://www.youtube.com/clip/Ugkx1ppEU129lsTkC0QybdNmxZOBcOTYKCqG

Atomic hearts has a very very sexual vending machine that moans and wants you to fuck it. DSP is threatening to delete the game over it. Hes married d00d, he cant have another woman!

Lmfao, this is fucking hilarious, only a pilgrim like Dave could get upset over it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXK-lvIa0KA

https://youtu.be/heRF4W4zNfE

Threatening to wagequit Atomic Heart after playing it for 2 hours.

How is the begging he's been doing the last two weeks or so not at least as bad as it was when he felt he had to apologize for it a few weeks ago? I honestly think it's worse. Maybe the dents stopped complaining because they see it didn't change anything. Or maybe he has too much pride to make a second apology immediately after the first one.

Kat was probably crying downstairs.