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Lokarin
03/12/24 12:49:45 PM
#469:


USCIRF Leaves Saudi Arabia After Government Official Insisted Chair to Remove Kippah

https://www.uscirf.gov/release-statements/uscirf-leaves-saudi-arabia-after-government-official-insisted-chair-remove

IE: Saudi Arabia invites US Commission on International Religious Freedom; escorts them off premises when it turns out Chair is a Jewish rabbi

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slacker03150
03/12/24 1:27:45 PM
#470:


Lokarin posted...
Boeing whistleblower found dead in US

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68534703
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/471387ec.jpg
I wonder how much assassins make per job.

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streamofthesky
03/12/24 2:13:08 PM
#471:


https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/feb/26/more-women-may-be-psychopaths-than-previously-thought-says-expert

Al Bundy: Told you so

slacker03150 posted...
I wonder how much assassins make per job.
I'm glad they put quotes are "self-inflicted" as it should be. Fuck Boeing...
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SinisterSlay
03/13/24 6:33:40 AM
#472:


slacker03150 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/471387ec.jpg
I wonder how much assassins make per job.
Not much, first rule of assassination, kill the assassin

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Lokarin
03/14/24 9:35:52 AM
#473:


16 SWAT officers hospitalized after blast at training facility in Southern California

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/16-swat-officers-hospitalized-blast-training-facility-southern-califor-rcna143338

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I support Cop City... it's a self-solving problem.

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Lokarin
03/14/24 2:26:20 PM
#474:


https://cowboystatedaily.com/2024/03/13/montana-man-80-nailed-by-feds-for-creating-mutant-hybrid-bighorns/

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Lokarin
03/14/24 8:53:02 PM
#475:


https://www.newsweek.com/texas-official-warns-people-stock-food-ahead-solar-eclipse-1878477

but why tho? Can't texans handle a little daytime darkness?

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Lokarin
03/15/24 2:25:35 PM
#476:


SinisterSlay posted...
Not much, first rule of assassination, kill the assassin

Apparently his last words to his family were "If anything happens, it wasn't a suicide"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA44FFi95PA

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Revelation34
03/16/24 12:56:25 AM
#477:


Lokarin posted...
https://cowboystatedaily.com/2024/03/13/montana-man-80-nailed-by-feds-for-creating-mutant-hybrid-bighorns/


That guy did nothing wrong.

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Lokarin
03/16/24 2:54:34 PM
#478:


Kanye West banned from Brazil after going on another rant

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EchoBaz
03/17/24 3:02:47 AM
#479:


Lokarin posted...
Kanye West banned from Brazil after going on another rant

I wonder what other countries he's banned from, and what he said.

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LinkPizza
03/17/24 4:36:33 AM
#480:


EchoBaz posted...
I wonder what other countries he's banned from, and what he said.

Apparently, parts of Europe, Australia, Asia, and the Middle East

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EchoBaz
03/17/24 1:27:50 PM
#481:


LinkPizza posted...
Apparently, parts of Europe, Australia, Asia, and the Middle East

What about the UK?

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LinkPizza
03/17/24 7:02:24 PM
#482:


EchoBaz posted...
What about the UK?

Not sure, tbh. I believe they had a petition to ban him from a festival in the UK, but not sure about it as a whole. I just know parts of Europe. Which could include the UK

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Lokarin
03/18/24 8:48:07 PM
#483:


Apex Legends streamers surprised to find aimbot and other hacks added to their PCs in the middle of major competition

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/battle-royale/ apex-legends-streamers-warned-to-perform-a-clean-os-reinstall-as-soon-as- possible-after-hacks-during-na-finals-match/

The hack may have been spread through Apex's anti-cheat software.

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EchoBaz
03/18/24 9:59:51 PM
#484:


Lokarin posted...
Apex Legends streamers surprised to find aimbot and other hacks added to their PCs in the middle of major competition

What the? Were they actually cheating?

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Lokarin
03/18/24 10:11:21 PM
#485:


EchoBaz posted...
What the? Were they actually cheating?

They are claiming that there's an exploit where you can upload cheating software to other clients via the anti-cheat... honestly, with how wonky Apex Legends anticheat is it's believable but no way to know for sure.

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Metalsonic66
03/18/24 11:31:19 PM
#486:


How the turn tables

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Lokarin
03/19/24 6:21:41 AM
#487:


Monopoly Go Devs Spent More On Marketing Than It Cost To Develop The Last Of Us 2

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/monopoly-go-devs-spent-more-on-marketing-than-it-cost-to-develop-the-last-of-us-2/1100-6521930/?ftag=CAD-01-10abi2f

The game's huge marketing budget has worked out for it, bringing in $2 billion revenue in its first 10 months of release.


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streamofthesky
03/19/24 11:03:40 PM
#488:


https://nypost.com/2024/03/15/world-news/toronto-police-slammed-for-advising-residents-to-leave-car-keys-within-easy-reach-for-thieves/
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Lokarin
03/19/24 11:13:47 PM
#489:


streamofthesky posted...
https://nypost.com/2024/03/15/world-news/toronto-police-slammed-for-advising-residents-to-leave-car-keys-within-easy-reach-for-thieves/

makes sense to me, insurance will cover the car and if insurance felt like their profits were threatened they'd hire their own hatchet men to fix crime.

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streamofthesky
03/19/24 11:18:01 PM
#490:


Lokarin posted...
makes sense to me, insurance will cover the car and if insurance felt like their profits were threatened they'd hire their own hatchet men to fix crime.
No they wouldn't, they'll just raise premiums on everyone. Like they have been doing the past 2 years at massive rates.
When the law straight up requires your business to be purchased in order to drive a car legally, you can charge whatever you like!

The police were ridiculous here, they should be focused on locking these violent thieves up, instead they want residents to roll out the red carpet for them to avoid violent encounters.
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EchoBaz
03/20/24 3:18:05 PM
#491:


Sadly I can totally believe it. The ads are probably either really boring or obnoxious too.

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SinisterSlay
03/20/24 3:28:05 PM
#492:


Lokarin posted...
makes sense to me, insurance will cover the car and if insurance felt like their profits were threatened they'd hire their own hatchet men to fix crime.
No way, insurance pays for the car at today's value, not replacement value. Car thieves are horrible people.
Better solution is to hide the body. Maybe one day Canadians will be allowed to defend themselves.

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Lokarin
03/24/24 4:14:25 AM
#493:


North Texas man changes name to 'Literally Anybody Else,' is now running for president

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/north-texas-man-changes-name-to-literally- anybody-else-now-running-for-president/287-b6e35d3a-6f6e-48b3-89bb-f4e70c53a984

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Lokarin
03/26/24 7:50:41 PM
#494:


First Human Patient to Receive a Neuralink Brain Implant Used it to Stay Up All Night Playing Civilization 6

https://www.ign.com/articles/first-human-patient-to-receive-a-neuralink-brain-implant-used-it-to-stay-up-all-night-playing-civilization-6

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Lokarin
03/27/24 3:17:53 PM
#495:


A Nigerian woman reviewed some tomato puree online. Now she faces jail

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/27/africa/nigerian-woman-faces-jail-over-online-review-of-tomato-puree-intl-scli/index.html

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only 5 bungs left to go

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Lokarin
03/28/24 11:26:18 PM
#496:


Georgia Republican official and outspoken election denier caught voting illegally 9 times

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2024/03/28/brian-pritchard-georgia-illegal-voting/73135511007/

Every accusation is a confession...

...also, you guys don't post enough! I don't mean this topic but in general, I get very self-conscious when I see 2 or more of my topics on the front page.

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Revelation34
03/29/24 5:33:35 AM
#497:


Lokarin posted...
First Human Patient to Receive a Neuralink Brain Implant Used it to Stay Up All Night Playing Civilization 6

https://www.ign.com/articles/first-human-patient-to-receive-a-neuralink-brain-implant-used-it-to-stay-up-all-night-playing-civilization-6


Seems like a good choice.

Lokarin posted...
A Nigerian woman reviewed some tomato puree online. Now she faces jail

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/27/africa/nigerian-woman-faces-jail-over-online-review-of-tomato-puree-intl-scli/index.html

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only 5 bungs left to go


She did nothing wrong.

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Lokarin
03/29/24 5:01:38 PM
#498:


Parents offered class photo with no 'complex needs' pupils

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce5epgp2zdno

gosh dang Europe hates non-normies

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Lokarin
03/29/24 9:52:07 PM
#499:


What a great way to end a topic; with a new pandemic...

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/03/super-gonorrhea-rate-quickly-triples-in-china-now-40x-higher-than-us/

> China has a big problem with super gonorrhea, study finds

It has already been found in the US and required heavy dosing of ceftriaxone to cure due to its high resistance.

If this is left unchecked there will be anti-pantsers out there clapping their cheeks, and you know it.

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Blue_Thunder
03/29/24 10:22:14 PM
#500:


Lokarin posted...
> China has a big problem with super gonorrhea, study finds

https://i.imgur.com/twMg7dv.jpg

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