Poll of the Day > Breaking news: Jesus didn't die for your sins

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Jen0125 08/28/22 9:52:55 AM #1:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/3/AAAgaZAADnGD.jpg <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:967628798] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/3/AAAgaZAADnGD.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 08/28/22 9:54:20 AM #2:	This made me laugh so hard. Imagine having such a fundemental non understanding of the lore of your own religion <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:967628818] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>This made me laugh so hard. Imagine having such a fundemental non understanding of the lore of your own religion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 08/28/22 9:58:29 AM #3:	I feel like this could stand to have more context to enhance the funny. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:967628881] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>I feel like this could stand to have more context to enhance the funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 08/28/22 10:00:23 AM #4:	adjl posted... I feel like this could stand to have more context to enhance the funny. Was on this post. The OP is someone who claims to be heavily religious. The first commenter was making a sarcastic comment based on the meme content. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/7/AAAgaZAADnGH.jpg I know OOP's name is not censored in this one I don't really care at that point <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:967628915] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>adjl posted... </cite><quote>I feel like this could stand to have more context to enhance the funny.</quote>Was on this post. The OP is someone who claims to be heavily religious. The first commenter was making a sarcastic comment based on the meme content. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/7/AAAgaZAADnGH.jpg I know OOP's name is not censored in this one I don't really care at that point </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 08/28/22 10:05:21 AM #5:	I've actually heard from religious people (r/debatereligion) that "because religion isn't fiction, being accurate to the canon doesn't matter" :/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:967628990] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>I've actually heard from religious people (r/debatereligion) that "because religion isn't fiction, being accurate to the canon doesn't matter":/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrPrimemaster 08/28/22 10:11:48 AM #6:	Lokarin posted... I've actually heard from religious people (r/debatereligion) that "because religion isn't fiction, being accurate to the canon doesn't matter" :/ I feel like that shpuld be the opposite? --- Metroids Suck <cite>DrPrimemaster posted [p:967629115] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>Lokarin posted... </cite><quote>I've actually heard from religious people (r/debatereligion) that "because religion isn't fiction, being accurate to the canon doesn't matter":/</quote>I feel like that shpuld be the opposite?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 08/28/22 10:12:09 AM #7:	DrPrimemaster posted... I feel like that shpuld be the opposite? Everything is the opposite of what it used to be now apparently <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:967629122] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>DrPrimemaster posted... </cite><quote>I feel like that shpuld be the opposite?</quote>Everything is the opposite of what it used to be now apparently </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Entity13 08/28/22 10:14:40 AM #8:	DrPrimemaster posted... I feel like that shpuld be the opposite? If forward thinking were possible for some, rather than going backwards full-force, organized religion would become a thing of the past and a mark of human barbarism. --- http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb179/EntityXIII/entityfn7.jpg <cite>Entity13 posted [p:967629175] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>DrPrimemaster posted... </cite><quote>I feel like that shpuld be the opposite?</quote>If forward thinking were possible for some, rather than going backwards full-force, organized religion would become a thing of the past and a mark of human barbarism.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 08/28/22 10:27:05 AM #10:	Lokarin posted... I've actually heard from religious people (r/debatereligion) that "because religion isn't fiction, being accurate to the canon doesn't matter" :/ Explicitly saying that it's more important to be consistent with fictional canons than definite fact? --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:967629326] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>Lokarin posted... </cite><quote>I've actually heard from religious people (r/debatereligion) that "because religion isn't fiction, being accurate to the canon doesn't matter":/</quote>Explicitly saying that it's more important to be consistent with fictional canons than definite fact?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 08/28/22 10:46:35 AM #11:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/4/AAQwHjAADnGi.jpg --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:967629623] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/4/AAQwHjAADnGi.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 08/28/22 12:52:10 PM #12:	Christ is the ultimate beta male. An absolute simp. Literally washes the feet of his bull. He had a biological Chad Dad but in the end took after Joseph. --- http://i.imgur.com/1XbPahR.png <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:967631908] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>Christ is the ultimate beta male. An absolute simp. Literally washes the feet of his bull. He had a biological Chad Dad but in the end took after Joseph.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cubis101 08/28/22 1:05:12 PM #13:	Yeah. He died for his sins. You can't offload that shit on other people even if you are the son of God --- GT, PSN, Switch, & Steam: Cubis101 Currently Playing: Super Auto Pets, Multiversus, Super Mario Odyssey, Paper Mario, League of Kingdoms <cite>Cubis101 posted [p:967632144] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>Yeah. He died for his sins. You can't offload that shit on other people even if you are the son of God</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hera 08/28/22 1:32:01 PM #14:	Jen0125 posted... Everything is the opposite of what it used to be now apparently it's the opposite because clearly what the Bible actually meant was not what it says because that would mean im a bad person and i swear im not but also everyone who doesn't follow what i do is a sinner and must burn in hell --- send you my love on a wire <cite>hera posted [p:967632660] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted...</cite><quote>Everything is the opposite of what it used to be now apparently </quote>it's the opposite because clearly what the Bible actually meant was not what it says because that would mean im a bad person and i swear im not but also everyone who doesn't follow what i do is a sinner and must burn in hell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ECW_Originals12 08/28/22 1:43:50 PM #15:	Blightzkrieg posted... Christ is the ultimate beta male. An absolute simp. Literally washes the feet of his bull. He had a biological Chad Dad but in the end took after Joseph. Just like Joseph Gribble. <cite>ECW_Originals12 posted [p:967632931] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>Blightzkrieg posted... </cite><quote>Christ is the ultimate beta male. An absolute simp. Literally washes the feet of his bull. He had a biological Chad Dad but in the end took after Joseph.</quote>Just like Joseph Gribble.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fierce_Deity_08 08/28/22 3:38:46 PM #16:	Jesus also died because crucifixion has a historically low survival rate in general. --- Official Fierce Deity in my own mind. GT: OnikaraStar, PSN: Onikara, NNID: OnikaraStar <cite>Fierce_Deity_08 posted [p:967635056] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>Jesus also died because crucifixion has a historically low survival rate in general.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cruddy_horse 08/28/22 4:36:38 PM #17:	Jen0125 posted... This made me laugh so hard. Imagine having such a fundemental non understanding of the lore of your own religion I know people who failed religion class in elementary and still came out of it as extremely religious. It's incredible. <cite>Cruddy_horse posted [p:967636164] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite><quote>This made me laugh so hard. Imagine having such a fundemental non understanding of the lore of your own religion</quote>I know people who failed religion class in elementary and still came out of it as extremely religious. It's incredible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 08/28/22 4:51:57 PM #18:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/6/AAQwHjAADnMC.jpg --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:967636449] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/6/AAQwHjAADnMC.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 08/28/22 5:02:58 PM #19:	I mean, dunkin doughnuts is really freaking good, so I can understand that. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:967636710] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>I mean, dunkin doughnuts is really freaking good, so I can understand that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AltOmega2 08/29/22 7:35:09 AM #20:	Seems like some churches are the biggest obstacle to traditional religion nowadays <cite>AltOmega2 posted [p:967647933] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>Seems like some churches are the biggest obstacle to traditional religion nowadays</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slacker03150 08/29/22 11:40:59 AM #21:	captpackrat posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/6/AAQwHjAADnMC.jpg He was a carpenter and a pacifist. Even ignoring the obvious joke. It really is the only right answer. --- I am awesome and so are you. Lenny gone but not forgotten. - 12/10/2015 <cite>slacker03150 posted [p:967651482] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>captpackrat posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/6/AAQwHjAADnMC.jpg</quote>He was a carpenter and a pacifist. Even ignoring the obvious joke. It really is the only right answer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hera 08/29/22 11:41:42 AM #22:	jesus was not a pacifist lol --- send you my love on a wire <cite>hera posted [p:967651503] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>jesus was not a pacifist lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 08/29/22 11:53:08 AM #23:	hera posted... jesus was not a pacifist lol Yeah. He was a bigger warmonger than Genghis Khan. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:967651722] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>hera posted...</cite><quote>jesus was not a pacifist lol</quote>Yeah. He was a bigger warmonger than Genghis Khan.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BUMPED2002 08/29/22 11:53:13 AM #24:	I find it odd that historians can find ancient artifacts pre-dating the time of Jesus yet they have never to my knowledge found anything from the time of Jesus that proves he existed. --- SpankageBros <cite>BUMPED2002 posted [p:967651724] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>I find it odd that historians can find ancient artifacts pre-dating the time of Jesus yet they have never to my knowledge found anything from the time of Jesus that proves he existed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 08/29/22 3:52:27 PM #25:	BUMPED2002 posted... I find it odd that historians can find ancient artifacts pre-dating the time of Jesus yet they have never to my knowledge found anything from the time of Jesus that proves he existed. It's extremely difficult to prove the existence of someone who wasn't extremely wealthy, unless they actively wrote diaries. Generally the only way to prove the existence of someone is whether they wrote about themselves or other people wrote about them. Jesus actually has the latter in spades, just none dated from the time he was alive. It's very likely that someone roughly analogous to Jesus existed but it's difficult to say more than that. --- http://i.imgur.com/1XbPahR.png <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:967656438] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>BUMPED2002 posted... </cite><quote>I find it odd that historians can find ancient artifacts pre-dating the time of Jesus yet they have never to my knowledge found anything from the time of Jesus that proves he existed.</quote>It's extremely difficult to prove the existence of someone who wasn't extremely wealthy, unless they actively wrote diaries. Generally the only way to prove the existence of someone is whether they wrote about themselves or other people wrote about them. Jesus actually has the latter in spades, just none dated from the time he was alive. It's very likely that someone roughly analogous to Jesus existed but it's difficult to say more than that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 08/29/22 4:23:00 PM #26:	Jesus Christ was an only child --- #1 fan of The Adam Friedland Show <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:967657100] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>Jesus Christ was an only child</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 08/29/22 9:02:00 PM #27:	hera posted... jesus was not a pacifist lol He was only slightly violent maybe a couple of times, and it's pretty rare for the Bible to be consistent with anything. It's like Family Guy, give any character enough time and eventually they've all murdered at least one person. Needless to say he A) didn't carry a weapon, and B) was closer to a Marxist than any American Republican, and C) didn't really leave behind any evidence of existing in the first place, though there were many people just like him at that time. <cite>Yellow posted [p:967663095] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>hera posted... </cite><quote>jesus was not a pacifist lol</quote>He was only slightly violent maybe a couple of times, and it's pretty rare for the Bible to be consistent with anything. It's like Family Guy, give any character enough time and eventually they've all murdered at least one person.Needless to say he A) didn't carry a weapon, and B) was closer to a Marxist than any American Republican, and C) didn't really leave behind any evidence of existing in the first place, though there were many people just like him at that time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 08/29/22 9:11:21 PM #28:	DirtBasedSoap posted... Jesus Christ was an only child Merry Christmas <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:967663288] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>DirtBasedSoap posted... </cite><quote>Jesus Christ was an only child</quote>Merry Christmas </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SKARDAVNELNATE 08/29/22 9:38:14 PM #29:	Jen0125 posted... The OP is someone who claims to be heavily religious. The first commenter was making a sarcastic comment based on the meme content. Which is which? The format shown doesn't make sense to me. Jen0125 posted... Imagine having such a fundemental non understanding of the lore of your own religion I'm not sure which you mean siince it's not clear which one is professing a faith and which one is making fun of that faith. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. Look at Mr. Technical over here >.> -BTB <cite>SKARDAVNELNATE posted [p:967663936] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite><quote>The OP is someone who claims to be heavily religious. The first commenter was making a sarcastic comment based on the meme content.</quote>Which is which? The format shown doesn't make sense to me.Jen0125 posted... </cite><quote>Imagine having such a fundemental non understanding of the lore of your own religion</quote>I'm not sure which you mean siince it's not clear which one is professing a faith and which one is making fun of that faith.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 08/29/22 9:43:45 PM #30:	SKARDAVNELNATE posted... Which is which? The format shown doesn't make sense to me. I'm not sure which you mean siince it's not clear which one is professing a faith and which one is making fun of that faith. Considering you are the only one who was unable to grasp the format, this comment sounds like a personal problem that I wish you well with! <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:967664060] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>SKARDAVNELNATE posted... </cite><quote>Which is which? The format shown doesn't make sense to me.I'm not sure which you mean siince it's not clear which one is professing a faith and which one is making fun of that faith.</quote>Considering you are the only one who was unable to grasp the format, this comment sounds like a personal problem that I wish you well with! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 08/29/22 9:49:53 PM #31:	@SKARDAVNELNATE The guy who replied to the post is angry about his attitude, calling him not christ-like, the initial guy replies saying "it's not christ-like to let yourself be killed", which Jen says is funny because that's exactly what Jesus did. Anyway, that kid was surprisingly apolitical, and yeah didn't really help the situation when several people mistook him for a spree shooter. It's not a great idea to show up to a protest heavily armed unless people are expecting that and know exactly why you are armed. <cite>Yellow posted [p:967664212] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>@SKARDAVNELNATEThe guy who replied to the post is angry about his attitude, calling him not christ-like, the initial guy replies saying "it's not christ-like to let yourself be killed", which Jen says is funny because that's exactly what Jesus did.Anyway, that kid was surprisingly apolitical, and yeah didn't really help the situation when several people mistook him for a spree shooter. It's not a great idea to show up to a protest heavily armed unless people are expecting that and know exactly why you are armed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CubeTV 08/29/22 9:59:22 PM #32:	Coo-coo for Coco Puffs. Coo-coo for Coco Puffs. <cite>CubeTV posted [p:967664449] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>Coo-coo for Coco Puffs. Coo-coo for Coco Puffs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SKARDAVNELNATE 08/29/22 9:59:32 PM #33:	Yellow posted... "it's not christ-like to let yourself be killed", which Jen says is funny because that's exactly what Jesus did. Yes, but he didn't stay dead. So while he did let them kill him did they really succeed at it? --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. Look at Mr. Technical over here >.> -BTB <cite>SKARDAVNELNATE posted [p:967664451] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>Yellow posted... </cite><quote>"it's not christ-like to let yourself be killed", which Jen says is funny because that's exactly what Jesus did.</quote>Yes, but he didn't stay dead. So while he did let them kill him did they really succeed at it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 08/29/22 10:06:17 PM #34:	SKARDAVNELNATE posted... Yes, but he didn't stay dead. So while he did let them kill him did they really succeed at it? Sure, not for long according to the story, yeah. So if he had said "not very christlike to die and then not come back to life 3 days later", that would have been a better zinger, but it would have been more confusing since most people can't come back to life, and I'm not even sure what the zinger would be at that point. <cite>Yellow posted [p:967664613] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>SKARDAVNELNATE posted... </cite><quote>Yes, but he didn't stay dead. So while he did let them kill him did they really succeed at it?</quote>Sure, not for long according to the story, yeah. So if he had said "not very christlike to die and then not come back to life 3 days later", that would have been a better zinger, but it would have been more confusing since most people can't come back to life, and I'm not even sure what the zinger would be at that point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 08/29/22 10:08:36 PM #35:	SKARDAVNELNATE posted... Yes, but he didn't stay dead. So while he did let them kill him did they really succeed at it? Yes because getting killed and resurrecting are two separate events. You can't resurrect without being dead. And to become dead, Jesus was killed. <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:967664655] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>SKARDAVNELNATE posted... </cite><quote>Yes, but he didn't stay dead. So while he did let them kill him did they really succeed at it?</quote>Yes because getting killed and resurrecting are two separate events. You can't resurrect without being dead. And to become dead, Jesus was killed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 08/29/22 10:10:04 PM #36:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/5/AAFUswAADnOX.jpg --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:967664679] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/5/AAFUswAADnOX.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SKARDAVNELNATE 08/29/22 10:31:56 PM #37:	Jen0125 posted... Yes because getting killed and resurrecting are two separate events. You can't resurrect without being dead. And to become dead, Jesus was killed. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/4/AAC4lPAADngU.jpg --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. Look at Mr. Technical over here >.> -BTB <cite>SKARDAVNELNATE posted [p:967665106] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite><quote>Yes because getting killed and resurrecting are two separate events. You can't resurrect without being dead. And to become dead, Jesus was killed.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/4/AAC4lPAADngU.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 08/29/22 10:46:30 PM #38:	SKARDAVNELNATE posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/4/AAC4lPAADngU.jpg Absolutely son <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:967665424] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>SKARDAVNELNATE posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/4/AAC4lPAADngU.jpg</quote>Absolutely son</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 08/30/22 12:02:43 AM #39:	People who hate on the Jews because they killed Jesus, like, he needed to be killed son --- What would Bligh do? <cite>Zareth posted [p:967667051] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>People who hate on the Jews because they killed Jesus, like, he needed to be killed son</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 08/30/22 12:07:05 AM #40:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/5/AAFUswAADni_.jpg --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:967667118] in Breaking n... [t:80145506]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/5/AAFUswAADni_.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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