Board 8 > Could Donkey Kong defeat Rocky Balboa in a fight?

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rwlh 08/22/22 11:22:25 AM #1:	as nominated by @LiquidOshawott Arguments for Rocky: he is the ultimate underdog who often beats opponents well out of his range he never gives up, no matter the odds if you would like to argue that he gets a training montage before this fight, feel free to do so Arguments for DK: puny human go smush he's a match for Little Mac - would you take Rocky over Little Mac? if DK shoots Rocky, it's gonna hurt Last topic, the severed head of an immortal werewolf proved that Prime Cranky was more than a match for DK. Today the Kong faces off against the underdog to beat all underdogs. Can he squash this human with a flurry of punches, or is the eye of the tiger stronger than the fists of the ape? Nominations are welcome! <cite>rwlh posted [p:967487514] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>as nominated by @LiquidOshawottArguments for Rocky:he is the ultimate underdog who often beats opponents well out of his rangehe never gives up, no matter the oddsif you would like to argue that he gets a training montage before this fight, feel free to do soArguments for DK:puny human go smushhe's a match for Little Mac - would you take Rocky over Little Mac?if DK shoots Rocky, it's gonna hurtLast topic, the severed head of an immortal werewolf proved that Prime Cranky was more than a match for DK. Today the Kong faces off against the underdog to beat all underdogs. Can he squash this human with a flurry of punches, or is the eye of the tiger stronger than the fists of the ape?Nominations are welcome!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pokewars 08/22/22 11:34:00 AM #2:	DK solos. Easiest match he's come across. Don't care how many montages Rocky goes through. --- "To be underestimated is an incredible gift." - Jack Rackham, Black Sails <cite>Pokewars posted [p:967487744] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>DK solos. Easiest match he's come across. Don't care how many montages Rocky goes through.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Underleveled 08/22/22 11:37:31 AM #3:	Rocky doesn't have any special powers, weapons, or assists of any sort, so really this comes down to the Rocky vs. Little Mac point. Does Little Mac beat Rocky, and if so, by how much? --- darkx Twitch - MattyDsCorner Games beaten in 2022 - 16; Most recent - Pokemon Dream Radar <cite>Underleveled posted [p:967487813] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>Rocky doesn't have any special powers, weapons, or assists of any sort, so really this comes down to the Rocky vs. Little Mac point. Does Little Mac beat Rocky, and if so, by how much?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aecioo 08/22/22 11:37:50 AM #4:	Rocky actually has a pretty bad win/loss record for someone of his fame and success. His biggest strength is going the distance when outmatched. He gives DK his hardest fight yet but ultimately loses in classic Rocky fashion --- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gif http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ <cite>Aecioo posted [p:967487819] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>Rocky actually has a pretty bad win/loss record for someone of his fame and success. His biggest strength is going the distance when outmatched.He gives DK his hardest fight yet but ultimately loses in classic Rocky fashion</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LiquidOshawott 08/22/22 11:40:20 AM #5:	I would probably take Drago over any opponent Little Mac has faced in OG Punch Out tbh --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VeryInsane's mobile account <cite>LiquidOshawott posted [p:967487863] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>I would probably take Drago over any opponent Little Mac has faced in OG Punch Out tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
plasmabeam 08/22/22 11:48:07 AM #6:	Rocky in Rocky IV is basically a superhero. He absorbs at least a dozen knockout blows that would kill any man. No way is DK powerful enough to break him if Drago couldn't. --- ~Jacksonville Jaguars~ <cite>plasmabeam posted [p:967488001] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>Rocky in Rocky IV is basically a superhero. He absorbs at least a dozen knockout blows that would kill any man. No way is DK powerful enough to break him if Drago couldn't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fluttershy_Pony 08/22/22 11:48:09 AM #7:	Wasn't there a "most powerful fictional character" contest on this board where it was argued Rocky would beat Unicron after a long enough montage? So it depends on if this is actual Rocky or GameFAQs planet-buster Rocky. Judging by the responses thus far, I'll assume the planet-buster meme is dead & DK stomps. --- A not very secret alt account for when Raetsel wants to be a pony <cite>Fluttershy_Pony posted [p:967488003] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>Wasn't there a "most powerful fictional character" contest on this board where it was argued Rocky would beat Unicron after a long enough montage? So it depends on if this is actual Rocky or GameFAQs planet-buster Rocky.Judging by the responses thus far, I'll assume the planet-buster meme is dead & DK stomps. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-hotdogturtle-- 08/22/22 11:49:19 AM #8:	DK would beat any human and I thought we already established this. There was a topic about fighting a whole football team and I think DK won that too. The only source of debate there was some people saying that they'd win because there were several dozens of them, which was required to even stand a chance against DK. A single person would get demolished no matter what. Little Mac would also beat Rocky because he has the "cartoon physics" advantage in an otherwise even matchup, regardless of whether they were fighting in a video game world or in real life. --- Hey man, LlamaGuy did encrypt the passwords. With what? ROT-13? -CJayC <cite>-hotdogturtle-- posted [p:967488034] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>DK would beat any human and I thought we already established this. There was a topic about fighting a whole football team and I think DK won that too. The only source of debate there was some people saying that they'd win because there were several dozens of them, which was required to even stand a chance against DK. A single person would get demolished no matter what.Little Mac would also beat Rocky because he has the "cartoon physics" advantage in an otherwise even matchup, regardless of whether they were fighting in a video game world or in real life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aecioo 08/22/22 11:53:09 AM #9:	-hotdogturtle-- posted... Little Mac would also beat Rocky because he has the "cartoon physics" advantage in an otherwise even matchup, regardless of whether they were fighting in a video game world or in real life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TabkjeN7H1A --- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gif http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ <cite>Aecioo posted [p:967488100] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>-hotdogturtle-- posted... </cite><quote>Little Mac would also beat Rocky because he has the "cartoon physics" advantage in an otherwise even matchup, regardless of whether they were fighting in a video game world or in real life.</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TabkjeN7H1A</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
plasmabeam 08/22/22 11:54:47 AM #10:	-hotdogturtle-- posted... DK would beat any human https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/2/AABj6fAADlwa.jpg --- ~Jacksonville Jaguars~ <cite>plasmabeam posted [p:967488128] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>-hotdogturtle-- posted... </cite><quote>DK would beat any human</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/2/AABj6fAADlwa.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LiquidOshawott 08/22/22 11:57:56 AM #11:	If we are arguing cartoon physics then we have to argue Rocky plots where he basically is able to overcome any almost any obstacle in his way --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VeryInsane's mobile account <cite>LiquidOshawott posted [p:967488204] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>If we are arguing cartoon physics then we have to argue Rocky plots where he basically is able to overcome any almost any obstacle in his way</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnbobb 08/22/22 11:58:12 AM #12:	Is this strictly in a boxing match where DK has to follow the rules of the sport? If so, Rocky takes it If it's a street fight it goes to dk --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs <cite>Johnbobb posted [p:967488207] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>Is this strictly in a boxing match where DK has to follow the rules of the sport? If so, Rocky takes itIf it's a street fight it goes to dk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-hotdogturtle-- 08/22/22 11:59:47 AM #13:	plasmabeam posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/2/AABj6fAADlwa.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/9/AASP7CAADlwr.png --- Hey man, LlamaGuy did encrypt the passwords. With what? ROT-13? -CJayC <cite>-hotdogturtle-- posted [p:967488238] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>plasmabeam posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/2/AABj6fAADlwa.jpg</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/9/AASP7CAADlwr.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 08/22/22 12:00:47 PM #14:	LiquidOshawott posted... If we are arguing cartoon physics then we have to argue Rocky plots where he basically is able to overcome any almost any obstacle in his way But.... Rocky loses DK SOLOS --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:967488257] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>LiquidOshawott posted... </cite><quote>If we are arguing cartoon physics then we have to argue Rocky plots where he basically is able to overcome any almost any obstacle in his way</quote>But.... Rocky losesDK SOLOS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SeabassDebeste 08/22/22 12:05:11 PM #15:	rocky can absorb punches to the head without getting ko'd but dk could just grab his arm and ragdoll him. can't win when you can't punch (or even set your feet) --- yet all azuarc of all sorts are more or less capricious and unreliable - they live in the varying outer weather, and they inhale its fickleness <cite>SeabassDebeste posted [p:967488341] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>rocky can absorb punches to the head without getting ko'd but dk could just grab his arm and ragdoll him. can't win when you can't punch (or even set your feet)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamekguy 08/22/22 12:06:27 PM #16:	Donkey Kong DK has canonically watched all of Little Mac's fights. He knows how boxing works - he's able to drive, after all. He is four times heavier than Rocky. And, more impressively, DK has prepared for a fight with the ANTI-training montage, where he sings about how hopeless it is. https://youtu.be/Pq25TQm_lyc He wins anyway. Rocky cannot beat someone who also is not sure they can win, but shows up anyway to try their best. DK would start singing sometime in the 4th round and Rocky would be unable to sing with him because his lip was too swollen, thus losing the fight due to lack of motivation. --- Mario Vs Cloud 2002: A Video Retrospective - https://youtu.be/1dx4t6H_K9Y Full Channel Available Here!: https://www.youtube.com/c/designingfor <cite>Kamekguy posted [p:967488368] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>Donkey KongDK has canonically watched all of Little Mac's fights. He knows how boxing works - he's able to drive, after all. He is four times heavier than Rocky. And, more impressively, DK has prepared for a fight with the ANTI-training montage, where he sings about how hopeless it is.https://youtu.be/Pq25TQm_lycHe wins anyway. Rocky cannot beat someone who also is not sure they can win, but shows up anyway to try their best. DK would start singing sometime in the 4th round and Rocky would be unable to sing with him because his lip was too swollen, thus losing the fight due to lack of motivation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueCrystalTear 08/22/22 12:07:54 PM #17:	No. DK wins. Rocky can punch out the eye of the tiger. Donkey Kong can punch the tiger's body and KO it. --- [This post adds nothing to the discussion but for whatever reason I felt the need to say it anyway.] <cite>BlueCrystalTear posted [p:967488400] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>No. DK wins. Rocky can punch out the eye of the tiger. Donkey Kong can punch the tiger's body and KO it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aecioo 08/22/22 12:08:38 PM #18:	masterplum posted... But.... Rocky loses DK SOLOS Yeah I'm getting the feeling that a lot of people here are forgetting that Rocky lost pretty much just as many major fights shown (~~Rocky 1, Clubber Lang 1, Rocky Balboa~~) as he won ~~(Rocky 2, Clubber Lang 2, Rocky 4, Rocky 5 LOL doesn't count)~~. Dude's kind of a bad boxer --- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gif http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ <cite>Aecioo posted [p:967488417] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>masterplum posted... </cite><quote>But.... Rocky losesDK SOLOS</quote>Yeah I'm getting the feeling that a lot of people here are forgetting that Rocky lost pretty much just as many major fights shown (Rocky 1, Clubber Lang 1, Rocky Balboa) as he won (Rocky 2, Clubber Lang 2, Rocky 4, Rocky 5 LOL doesn't count).Dude's kind of a bad boxer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 08/22/22 12:14:50 PM #19:	Aecioo posted... Dude's kind of a bad boxer Ok, I was with you up till this. All of those loses were in championship matches against the best in the world. To say hes kind of a bad boxer based on that is absurd. That said, Donkey Kong wins this. --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:967488544] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>Aecioo posted... </cite><quote>Dude's kind of a bad boxer</quote>Ok, I was with you up till this. All of those loses were in championship matches against the best in the world. To say hes kind of a bad boxer based on that is absurd. That said, Donkey Kong wins this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aecioo 08/22/22 12:18:04 PM #20:	redrocket posted... Ok, I was with you up till this. All of those loses were in championship matches against the best in the world. To say hes kind of a bad boxer based on that is absurd. That said, Donkey Kong wins this. the overall record I keep seeing pop up is 57-23-1, which would never fly in real life. movie magic --- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gif http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ <cite>Aecioo posted [p:967488628] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>redrocket posted... </cite><quote>Ok, I was with you up till this. All of those loses were in championship matches against the best in the world. To say hes kind of a bad boxer based on that is absurd. That said, Donkey Kong wins this.</quote>the overall record I keep seeing pop up is 57-23-1, which would never fly in real life.movie magic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
plasmabeam 08/22/22 12:42:14 PM #21:	Aecioo posted... the overall record I keep seeing pop up is 57-23-1, which would never fly in real life. movie magic Most of his losses came prior to his big breakthrough though. --- ~Jacksonville Jaguars~ <cite>plasmabeam posted [p:967489161] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>Aecioo posted... </cite><quote>the overall record I keep seeing pop up is 57-23-1, which would never fly in real life.movie magic</quote>Most of his losses came prior to his big breakthrough though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dantezoid 08/22/22 1:58:53 PM #22:	donkey kong solos --- Boring and mundane signature informing you I'm on a Droid Now with more bold! Less italics due to bold. <cite>Dantezoid posted [p:967490964] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>donkey kong solos </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 08/22/22 2:08:19 PM #23:	DK wins. Rocky's style is to just eat blows and power through it. DK strength is a good counter. --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:967491196] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>DK wins. Rocky's style is to just eat blows and power through it. DK strength is a good counter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GenesisSaga 08/22/22 2:30:37 PM #24:	This is my first time voting in this series DK wins handily I mean even if they resort to strictly hand-to-hand combat I'm firmly of the belief that even the weakest gorilla (that's not like sick, old, injured or on death's door) can beat the strongest human and Rocky Balboa isn't even canonically the strongest human in his own damned franchise. Donkey Kong doesn't need a training montage to get into fighting shape. --- :> I'll never stop smilin' <cite>GenesisSaga posted [p:967491678] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>This is my first time voting in this seriesDK wins handilyI mean even if they resort to strictly hand-to-hand combat I'm firmly of the belief that even the weakest gorilla (that's not like sick, old, injured or on death's door) can beat the strongest human and Rocky Balboa isn't even canonically the strongest human in his own damned franchise. Donkey Kong doesn't need a training montage to get into fighting shape.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
10InchNails 08/22/22 2:53:35 PM #25:	Even if DK was a weak to average strength gorilla, which he isn't obviously, he would still absolutely dominate any human male. <cite>10InchNails posted [p:967492206] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>Even if DK was a weak to average strength gorilla, which he isn't obviously, he would still absolutely dominate any human male.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 08/22/22 3:50:40 PM #26:	DK wins the first match, Rocky wins the rematch --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:967493479] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>DK wins the first match, Rocky wins the rematch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
azuarc 08/22/22 4:09:21 PM #27:	DK will break you. --- Only the exceptions can be exceptional. <cite>azuarc posted [p:967493952] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>DK will break you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroSignal 08/22/22 8:14:05 PM #28:	While it's true that Little Mac is capable of beating DK, you also gotta remember Mac beat Mike Tyson in no more than 3 rounds. Even in his prime, Rocky had to go the distance against Apollo, Clubber,, and Drago. DK wins and it ain't close --- Formerly known as Raven 2 https://twitch.tv/TheZeroSignal <cite>ZeroSignal posted [p:967499455] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>While it's true that Little Mac is capable of beating DK, you also gotta remember Mac beat Mike Tyson in no more than 3 rounds.Even in his prime, Rocky had to go the distance against Apollo, Clubber,, and Drago.DK wins and it ain't close</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KamikazePotato 08/22/22 8:23:18 PM #29:	Little Mac also lives in a world where the toughest boxers can demolish brick walls with their bare hands. Rocky is just a normal dude. --- It's Reyn Time. <cite>KamikazePotato posted [p:967499656] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>Little Mac also lives in a world where the toughest boxers can demolish brick walls with their bare hands. Rocky is just a normal dude.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescent-Moon 08/22/22 8:29:52 PM #30:	Pokewars posted... DK solos. Easiest match he's come across. Don't care how many montages Rocky goes through. --- So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written. The only difference is that... Everyone's a kitten! <cite>Crescent-Moon posted [p:967499814] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>Pokewars posted... </cite><quote>DK solos. Easiest match he's come across. Don't care how many montages Rocky goes through.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 08/22/22 8:39:21 PM #31:	the more of an underdog you all make Rocky the more likely he is to win or at least go the distance --- http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:967500074] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>the more of an underdog you all make Rocky the more likely he is to win or at least go the distance</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnbobb 08/22/22 8:48:23 PM #32:	dk breaks the rules of a fair boxing match and rocky will not be expecting a coconut gun --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs <cite>Johnbobb posted [p:967500288] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>dk breaks the rules of a fair boxing match and rocky will not be expecting a coconut gun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 08/22/22 8:49:02 PM #33:	Johnbobb posted... dk breaks the rules of a fair boxing match and rocky will not be expecting a coconut gun which means Rocky wins via DQ --- http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:967500304] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>Johnbobb posted... </cite><quote>dk breaks the rules of a fair boxing match and rocky will not be expecting a coconut gun</quote>which means Rocky wins via DQ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NFUN 08/22/22 9:31:17 PM #34:	this isnt a boxing match, it's a fight --- Kneel... or you will be knelt <cite>NFUN posted [p:967501325] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>this isnt a boxing match, it's a fight</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 08/23/22 10:29:52 AM #35:	What if they make a GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT <cite>rwlh posted [p:967511664] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>What if they make a GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dantezoid 08/23/22 2:06:52 PM #36:	One of my favorite mercs matches was little Mac vs agent 47 where some people thought it was a boxing match Nope, agent 47 brought a shotgun --- Boring and mundane signature informing you I'm on a Droid Now with more bold! Less italics due to bold. <cite>Dantezoid posted [p:967516116] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>One of my favorite mercs matches was little Mac vs agent 47 where some people thought it was a boxing matchNope, agent 47 brought a shotgun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 08/23/22 2:10:39 PM #37:	Nominate Agent 47 Also Kirby --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:967516200] in Could Donk... [t:80138570]...</cite> <quote>Nominate Agent 47Also Kirby</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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