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DK would beat any human and I thought we already established this. There was a topic about fighting a whole football team and I think DK won that too. The only source of debate there was some people saying that they'd win because there were several dozens of them, which was required to even stand a chance against DK. A single person would get demolished no matter what.

Little Mac would also beat Rocky because he has the "cartoon physics" advantage in an otherwise even matchup, regardless of whether they were fighting in a video game world or in real life.