Board 8 > Could Donkey Kong defeat the 1985 Chicago Bears in a fight?

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rwlh 07/09/22 6:43:52 PM #1:	as nominated @MoogleKupo141 Arguments for the Bears: they are consistently ranked among the greatest NFL teams of all time they are a well-oiled machine of teamwork and quick thinking as with Pokemon Trainer Red, head coach Mike Ditka might give instructions from the sidelines Arguments for DK: can a bunch of above average humans really take down a massive gorilla? we've already established gorilla > bear (see Kuma topic) if DK brings Engarde the dolphin into the fight, it's gonna hurt Last topic Shepard defeated DK with ease. Today is a more...interesting opponent, DK's first fight against a non-video game character. The 1985 Bears are consistently heralded as one of the greatest football teams of all time, but will that translate that into a different kind of offensive success? Is this an example of the age-old question "how many kindergartners can an adult human take down" at once, or can these Bears bite back? <cite>rwlh posted [p:966459366] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>as nominated @MoogleKupo141 Arguments for the Bears: they are consistently ranked among the greatest NFL teams of all timethey are a well-oiled machine of teamwork and quick thinkingas with Pokemon Trainer Red, head coach Mike Ditka might give instructions from the sidelines Arguments for DK: can a bunch of above average humans really take down a massive gorilla?we've already established gorilla > bear (see Kuma topic)if DK brings Engarde the dolphin into the fight, it's gonna hurt Last topic Shepard defeated DK with ease. Today is a more...interesting opponent, DK's first fight against a non-video game character. The 1985 Bears are consistently heralded as one of the greatest football teams of all time, but will that translate that into a different kind of offensive success? Is this an example of the age-old question "how many kindergartners can an adult human take down" at once, or can these Bears bite back? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordoftheMorons 07/09/22 6:58:13 PM #2:	Based on my experiences using DK for 100-Man Melee, yes --- Congrats to azuarc, GotD2 Guru champ! <cite>LordoftheMorons posted [p:966459608] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Based on my experiences using DK for 100-Man Melee, yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-hotdogturtle-- 07/09/22 7:01:30 PM #3:	rwlh posted... Is this an example of the age-old question "how many kindergartners can an adult human take down" at once I'd say yes because DK could easily beat a single professional football player 1v1. It becomes a question of how much they can team up on him. How many players would it take to pin him down? --- Hey man, LlamaGuy did encrypt the passwords. With what? ROT-13? -CJayC <cite>-hotdogturtle-- posted [p:966459677] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>rwlh posted... </cite> <quote>Is this an example of the age-old question "how many kindergartners can an adult human take down" at once</quote>I'd say yes because DK could easily beat a single professional football player 1v1. It becomes a question of how much they can team up on him. How many players would it take to pin him down? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoogleKupo141 07/09/22 7:15:43 PM #4:	I think if they dont worry about casualties, theyll manage to wear him down. Singletaty and McMahon may get fucking obliterated in the process, but The Fridge is going to end up standing on top of a dead gorilla. --- For your Azuarc* .* At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza <cite>MoogleKupo141 posted [p:966459921] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>I think if they dont worry about casualties, theyll manage to wear him down. Singletaty and McMahon may get fucking obliterated in the process, but The Fridge is going to end up standing on top of a dead gorilla. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WickIebee 07/09/22 7:17:47 PM #5:	Unlike something like with Red, there isn't like an Allv1 situation that can happen here. These are neither peak humans, nor can they really have everyone just tackling DK. Also hell, they'd have to keep them down there and I mean, look at Steve McMichael's wrestling career. It's truly, what constitutes them beating DK? If all they had to do was tackle him to the ground maybe, but bets are DK can take 6-10 strong, but not supernaturally strong, humans at once constantly, which is about how many Ditka could throw at him at a time. And only one player realistically has a ranged attack, and throwing a football does not pack the same kind of punch that DK's coconut guns can. So DK for sure. --- I'll just go back to gifs. Not like the winner was gonna click my topic. https://i.imgur.com/SXyi7uX.gifv <cite>WickIebee posted [p:966459957] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Unlike something like with Red, there isn't like an Allv1 situation that can happen here. These are neither peak humans, nor can they really have everyone just tackling DK. Also hell, they'd have to keep them down there and I mean, look at Steve McMichael's wrestling career. It's truly, what constitutes them beating DK? If all they had to do was tackle him to the ground maybe, but bets are DK can take 6-10 strong, but not supernaturally strong, humans at once constantly, which is about how many Ditka could throw at him at a time. And only one player realistically has a ranged attack, and throwing a football does not pack the same kind of punch that DK's coconut guns can. So DK for sure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X_Dante_X 07/09/22 7:23:34 PM #6:	donkey kong solos --- boring and mundane signature Now with more bold! Less Italics due to bold <cite>X_Dante_X posted [p:966460076] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>donkey kong solos</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueCrystalTear 07/09/22 7:39:33 PM #7:	The Bears still suck, so yes. DK wins. --- BlueCrystalTear \| You're living your own life. You're you. #FearTheDeer \| ((FREE HUGS)) <cite>BlueCrystalTear posted [p:966460451] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>The Bears still suck, so yes. DK wins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 07/09/22 7:40:42 PM #8:	If they develop a strategy and work together, they could eventually wear him down, I think. It's 52 men in peak physical condition (for the most part) against one gorilla. --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:966460466] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>If they develop a strategy and work together, they could eventually wear him down, I think. It's 52 men in peak physical condition (for the most part) against one gorilla. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 07/09/22 7:40:59 PM #9:	BlueCrystalTear posted... The Bears still suck, so yes. DK wins. It's not the 2022 Bears. It's the 1985 Bears. --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:966460469] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>BlueCrystalTear posted... </cite> <quote>The Bears still suck, so yes. DK wins.</quote> It's not the 2022 Bears. It's the 1985 Bears. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 07/09/22 7:46:02 PM #10:	Bears better not start no trouble, or DK's gonna do the Murder Bears Shuffle . --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:966460557] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Bears better not start no trouble, or DK's gonna do the Murder Bears Shuffle .</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/09/22 8:31:33 PM #11:	Leonhart4 posted... If they develop a strategy and work together, they could eventually wear him down, I think. It's 52 men in peak physical condition (for the most part) against one gorilla. I think this is the real sticking point. If it was 52 unorganized NFLers I would say no, but this includes tactical coaching. I think donkey falls after killing 40 of them or so --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:966461452] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Leonhart4 posted... </cite> <quote>If they develop a strategy and work together, they could eventually wear him down, I think. It's 52 men in peak physical condition (for the most part) against one gorilla.</quote> I think this is the real sticking point. If it was 52 unorganized NFLers I would say no, but this includes tactical coaching. I think donkey falls after killing 40 of them or so </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jcgamer107 07/09/22 8:32:27 PM #12:	Bears 66, Donkey Kong 3 --- azuarc wasn't even home. he was playing Magic the Gathering at his buddy's store, which is extremely easy to verify <cite>jcgamer107 posted [p:966461473] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Bears 66, Donkey Kong 3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NFUN 07/09/22 8:47:31 PM #13:	Donkey Kong 35, Bears 1 --- Kneel... or you will be knelt <cite>NFUN posted [p:966461730] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Donkey Kong 35, Bears 1 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hbthebattle 07/09/22 8:49:28 PM #14:	I dunno, 1985 is a lot of bears :) --- :) <cite>Hbthebattle posted [p:966461770] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>I dunno, 1985 is a lot of bears :) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leonhart4 07/09/22 8:55:38 PM #16:	does DK get to use video game physics if so then the Bears can use NFL Blitz physics and beef themselves up --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:966461859] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>does DK get to use video game physics if so then the Bears can use NFL Blitz physics and beef themselves up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-hotdogturtle-- 07/09/22 9:01:24 PM #17:	Due to physical space (and especially accounting for the fact that football players are larger than average humans), there is a finite amount of players who could be considered actively "in the fight" at any given time. So DK would most likely be fighting multiple waves of players consecutively. Since these are real life humans and not video game people, I trust that he would be able to take on a group of them at a time. And since we're only talking about a few dozen people at most (not like a hypothetical 1,000,000 or something), endurance between waves isn't a major factor to worry about. DK wins by taking them out one by one or group by group. --- Hey man, LlamaGuy did encrypt the passwords. With what? ROT-13? -CJayC <cite>-hotdogturtle-- posted [p:966461955] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Due to physical space (and especially accounting for the fact that football players are larger than average humans), there is a finite amount of players who could be considered actively "in the fight" at any given time. So DK would most likely be fighting multiple waves of players consecutively. Since these are real life humans and not video game people, I trust that he would be able to take on a group of them at a time. And since we're only talking about a few dozen people at most (not like a hypothetical 1,000,000 or something), endurance between waves isn't a major factor to worry about. DK wins by taking them out one by one or group by group. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LiquidOshawott 07/09/22 9:11:07 PM #18:	MoogleKupo141 posted... I think if they dont worry about casualties, theyll manage to wear him down. Singletaty and McMahon may get fucking obliterated in the process, but The Fridge is going to end up standing on top of a dead gorilla. Theyre in helmets and pads right that could maybe give them some protection if they all blitz at once But then again DK has Down B --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VeryInsane's mobile account <cite>LiquidOshawott posted [p:966462130] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>MoogleKupo141 posted... </cite> <quote>I think if they dont worry about casualties, theyll manage to wear him down. Singletaty and McMahon may get fucking obliterated in the process, but The Fridge is going to end up standing on top of a dead gorilla.</quote> Theyre in helmets and pads right that could maybe give them some protection if they all blitz at once But then again DK has Down B </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoogleKupo141 07/09/22 9:21:47 PM #19:	canonically DK gets knocked out if a beaver walks into him i think any member of the bears could handle that --- For your Azuarc* .* At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza <cite>MoogleKupo141 posted [p:966462330] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>canonically DK gets knocked out if a beaver walks into him i think any member of the bears could handle that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
swirIdude 07/09/22 9:42:19 PM #20:	DK could. Go. All. The. Way! To victory. --- Azuarc is my favorite arc of the Game of the Decade 2020 anime. <cite>swirIdude posted [p:966462704] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>DK could. Go. All. The. Way! To victory. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 07/09/22 9:49:05 PM #21:	The bottleneck of people who can get to DK is overplayed here. You can probably get like 20 Bears dragging DK down at once if you work every angle and have some guys going low to take out the legs. More than enough to take him down-- DK probably cant handle more than like 4 at once, and Football line coordination is exactly the right strategy to use here. Basically it is the kindergartener problem in some ways but they're going to default to the best strategy unlike kindergarteners, have higher pain tolerance than kindergarteners/pads, and I dont think DK is going to be tactical here. Bears win. --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:966462818] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>The bottleneck of people who can get to DK is overplayed here. You can probably get like 20 Bears dragging DK down at once if you work every angle and have some guys going low to take out the legs. More than enough to take him down-- DK probably cant handle more than like 4 at once, and Football line coordination is exactly the right strategy to use here. Basically it is the kindergartener problem in some ways but they're going to default to the best strategy unlike kindergarteners, have higher pain tolerance than kindergarteners/pads, and I dont think DK is going to be tactical here. Bears win. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
azuarc 07/09/22 10:27:52 PM #22:	NFUN posted... Donkey Kong 35, Bears 1 --- Only the exceptions can be exceptional. <cite>azuarc posted [p:966463577] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>NFUN posted... </cite> <quote>Donkey Kong 35, Bears 1</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 07/09/22 10:30:48 PM #23:	Ineligible vote as that's not a possible football score Bears win --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:966463627] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Ineligible vote as that's not a possible football score Bears win </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pokewars 07/09/22 10:34:59 PM #24:	DK wrecks them without breaking a sweat. --- "To be underestimated is an incredible gift." - Jack Rackham, Black Sails <cite>Pokewars posted [p:966463693] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>DK wrecks them without breaking a sweat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
swirIdude 07/09/22 11:01:34 PM #25:	Leonhart4 posted... Ineligible vote as that's not a possible football score Bears win DK insisted that they play using Canadian Football rules. --- Azuarc is my favorite arc of the Game of the Decade 2020 anime. <cite>swirIdude posted [p:966464071] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Leonhart4 posted... </cite> <quote>Ineligible vote as that's not a possible football score Bears win</quote> DK insisted that they play using Canadian Football rules. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MZero 07/09/22 11:02:09 PM #26:	Da Bears win --- MZero, to the extreme https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame <cite>MZero posted [p:966464079] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Da Bears win </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrGreenonion 07/09/22 11:59:52 PM #27:	DK can just wind up his neutral B punch while they're running downfield at him and KO a bunch of them at once --- Jessie she/her <cite>MrGreenonion posted [p:966464938] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>DK can just wind up his neutral B punch while they're running downfield at him and KO a bunch of them at once </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainOfCrush 07/10/22 12:24:50 AM #28:	Is Donkey Kong behaving like a wild animal or silly cartoon character? Eh either way he mops the floor. Large animals are just too much for even groups of people, and I assume DK in this situation is much bigger and stronger than the average gorilla. --- Yoblazer http://i.imgur.com/gByqgPg.gif <cite>CaptainOfCrush posted [p:966465354] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Is Donkey Kong behaving like a wild animal or silly cartoon character? Eh either way he mops the floor. Large animals are just too much for even groups of people, and I assume DK in this situation is much bigger and stronger than the average gorilla. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WazzupGenius00 07/10/22 12:28:58 AM #29:	The only way I see the Bears winning is if they all use their helmets as weapons and manage to beat him to death. But I'm honestly not sure if they would be able to win against a real-life gorilla --- http://i.imgur.com/k0v0z3q.gif <cite>WazzupGenius00 posted [p:966465418] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>The only way I see the Bears winning is if they all use their helmets as weapons and manage to beat him to death. But I'm honestly not sure if they would be able to win against a real-life gorilla </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aecioo 07/10/22 12:45:23 AM #30:	WazzupGenius00 posted... The only way I see the Bears winning is if they all use their helmets as weapons and manage to beat him to death. But I'm honestly not sure if they would be able to win against a real-life gorilla Myles Garrett is not on the 85 bears --- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gif http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ <cite>Aecioo posted [p:966465706] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>WazzupGenius00 posted... </cite> <quote>The only way I see the Bears winning is if they all use their helmets as weapons and manage to beat him to death. But I'm honestly not sure if they would be able to win against a real-life gorilla</quote> Myles Garrett is not on the 85 bears </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamekguy 07/10/22 1:57:12 AM #31:	Donkey Kong This is just a DK64 battle arena. I think weird crocodile men are tougher than regular buff dudes with padding, Kritters all have 8/10 power in Mario Super Sluggers, and Kasplats are presumably above that. Also he gets some damn good distance when he punts Mario here, I think his field goal game is on point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuvuLzJU3Q0#t=42s --- Mario Vs Cloud 2002: A Video Retrospective - https://youtu.be/1dx4t6H_K9Y Full Channel Available Here!: https://www.youtube.com/c/designingfor <cite>Kamekguy posted [p:966466701] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Donkey Kong This is just a DK64 battle arena. I think weird crocodile men are tougher than regular buff dudes with padding, Kritters all have 8/10 power in Mario Super Sluggers, and Kasplats are presumably above that. Also he gets some damn good distance when he punts Mario here, I think his field goal game is on point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuvuLzJU3Q0#t=42s </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoogleKupo141 07/10/22 2:33:17 AM #32:	those dk64 battle arenas are hard, cant count on DK to actually win one (I just love that theres some actual debate on this one. It was like 70% a joke suggestion, but also 30% a matchup I thought could be genuinely interesting) --- For your Azuarc* .* At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza <cite>MoogleKupo141 posted [p:966467103] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>those dk64 battle arenas are hard, cant count on DK to actually win one (I just love that theres some actual debate on this one. It was like 70% a joke suggestion, but also 30% a matchup I thought could be genuinely interesting) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth 07/10/22 4:41:19 AM #33:	I doubt they could take an actual gorilla let alone DK. <cite>Murphiroth posted [p:966468271] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>I doubt they could take an actual gorilla let alone DK. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
plasmabeam 07/10/22 8:24:41 AM #34:	DK wouldn't stand a change against that D. --- ~Jacksonville Jaguars~ <cite>plasmabeam posted [p:966469944] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>DK wouldn't stand a change against that D. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NFUN 07/10/22 9:46:38 AM #35:	Murphiroth posted... I doubt they could take an actual gorilla let alone DK. One football player is like half the weight of a gorilla on average, including running backs. Linemen are obviously even closer. Fifty determined players would easily be able to take one. Even five probably could --- Kneel... or you will be knelt <cite>NFUN posted [p:966470888] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Murphiroth posted... </cite> <quote>I doubt they could take an actual gorilla let alone DK.</quote>One football player is like half the weight of a gorilla on average, including running backs. Linemen are obviously even closer. Fifty determined players would easily be able to take one. Even five probably could </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 07/10/22 10:17:26 AM #36:	Yeah, as long as they go into it with the mindset that at least one of them will probably die (or at least be horribly injured) in the effort, they'd be able to prevail eventually. --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:966471304] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, as long as they go into it with the mindset that at least one of them will probably die (or at least be horribly injured) in the effort, they'd be able to prevail eventually. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Suprak_the_Stud 07/10/22 11:18:45 AM #37:	Bears solo --- Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion." <cite>Suprak_the_Stud posted [p:966472257] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Bears solo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Kaz 07/10/22 12:19:08 PM #38:	What happens when hammers are involved? --- Fighter: "Mr Pibb", "Dr Pepper".. I'm onto you.. Kaz Fact: Welcome to Version 2.0! <cite>_Kaz posted [p:966473335] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>What happens when hammers are involved?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X_Dante_X 07/10/22 12:21:23 PM #39:	the 1985 chicago bears may think they have a fantastic strategy lined up to take out a gorilla, but they'll just be priming themselves for a devastating orange grenade --- boring and mundane signature Now with more bold! Less Italics due to bold <cite>X_Dante_X posted [p:966473379] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>the 1985 chicago bears may think they have a fantastic strategy lined up to take out a gorilla, but they'll just be priming themselves for a devastating orange grenade</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
charmander6000 07/10/22 1:13:38 PM #40:	Once DK gets mobbed, it is pretty much over. Also unlike the adult vs. 5 year olds, the Bears will have a strategy and weapons (helmets and cleats). No doubt DK takes out a few of them, especially since he has a coconut gun, but football teams are massive and it won't take too much time before he gets swarmed. --- Congratulations to azuarc for winning the guru challenge <cite>charmander6000 posted [p:966474383] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Once DK gets mobbed, it is pretty much over. Also unlike the adult vs. 5 year olds, the Bears will have a strategy and weapons (helmets and cleats). No doubt DK takes out a few of them, especially since he has a coconut gun, but football teams are massive and it won't take too much time before he gets swarmed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arti 07/10/22 1:15:07 PM #41:	Bears win this one easily --- http://backloggery.com/articuno2001/sig.gif <cite>Arti posted [p:966474403] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Bears win this one easily </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnbobb 07/10/22 1:20:45 PM #42:	Bears assuming they're all equipped with baseball bats If the Bears are unarmed, then it goes to DK easy --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs <cite>Johnbobb posted [p:966474496] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Bears assuming they're all equipped with baseball bats If the Bears are unarmed, then it goes to DK easy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KJH 07/10/22 1:37:26 PM #43:	DK solos. Tropical Freeze's first stage shows he can straight up break an airplane in two casually, even a dogpile on him would just result in him flinging them off full force. --- You can't live without a spinal cord, son. Nothing unnatural about that. <cite>KJH posted [p:966474766] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>DK solos. Tropical Freeze's first stage shows he can straight up break an airplane in two casually, even a dogpile on him would just result in him flinging them off full force. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 07/10/22 1:38:56 PM #44:	DK can also be knocked out by an animal walking into him --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:966474785] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>DK can also be knocked out by an animal walking into him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 07/10/22 3:46:48 PM #45:	Johnbobb posted... Bears assuming they're all equipped with baseball bats am i missing something here <cite>rwlh posted [p:966477241] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Johnbobb posted... </cite> <quote>Bears assuming they're all equipped with baseball bats</quote> am i missing something here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 07/10/22 5:28:01 PM #46:	Anyone else? <cite>rwlh posted [p:966479142] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Anyone else? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeeksFire 07/10/22 6:52:16 PM #47:	Not really, although both I'll give the fact that engarde is worthless in a non water stage, and the coconut gun wouldn't work either because they are too close shaped to footballs, and thusly easily catchable. Still think DK has the advantage with normal consideration, after all, football players weren't as big back then <cite>ZeeksFire posted [p:966480791] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Not really, although both I'll give the fact that engarde is worthless in a non water stage, and the coconut gun wouldn't work either because they are too close shaped to footballs, and thusly easily catchable. Still think DK has the advantage with normal consideration, after all, football players weren't as big back then </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maniac64 07/10/22 7:21:24 PM #48:	DK Forget engarde, he could bring Rambi. --- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris <cite>Maniac64 posted [p:966481311] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>DK Forget engarde, he could bring Rambi. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 07/10/22 7:24:36 PM #49:	The actual stats, for reference: https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/team/1985-chicago-bears-4/roster/1985 --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:966481375] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>The actual stats, for reference: https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/team/1985-chicago-bears-4/roster/1985 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 07/10/22 7:33:08 PM #50:	Maniac64 posted... DK Forget engarde, he could bring Rambi. Yes but Engarde is a dolphin, and the Bears only ever lost to the Dolphins. <cite>rwlh posted [p:966481523] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Maniac64 posted... </cite> <quote>DK Forget engarde, he could bring Rambi.</quote> Yes but Engarde is a dolphin, and the Bears only ever lost to the Dolphins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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