Board 8 > Could Donkey Kong defeat the 1985 Chicago Bears in a fight?

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rwlh 07/10/22 7:33:23 PM #51:	Oh fuck wait Engarde is a swordfish this entire joke is ruined <cite>rwlh posted [p:966481529] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Oh fuck wait Engarde is a swordfish this entire joke is ruined </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maniac64 07/10/22 7:34:19 PM #52:	rwlh posted... Oh fuck wait Engarde is a swordfish this entire joke is ruined Yeah I understood what you were going for but yeah... --- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris <cite>Maniac64 posted [p:966481545] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>rwlh posted... </cite> <quote>Oh fuck wait Engarde is a swordfish this entire joke is ruined</quote>Yeah I understood what you were going for but yeah... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LiquidOshawott 07/10/22 7:39:55 PM #53:	If DK brings Engarde or Rambi can the Bears players strategize and bring guns --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VeryInsane's mobile account <cite>LiquidOshawott posted [p:966481663] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>If DK brings Engarde or Rambi can the Bears players strategize and bring guns </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
swirIdude 07/10/22 7:40:01 PM #54:	rwlh posted... Oh fuck wait Engarde is a swordfish this entire joke is ruined I didn't want to say it. It was a good joke --- Azuarc is my favorite arc of the Game of the Decade 2020 anime. <cite>swirIdude posted [p:966481666] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>rwlh posted... </cite> <quote>Oh fuck wait Engarde is a swordfish this entire joke is ruined</quote> I didn't want to say it. It was a good joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainOfCrush 07/10/22 8:05:13 PM #55:	Quick Google search shows that "canonically" DK is 7'10" and 800 lbs --- Yoblazer http://i.imgur.com/gByqgPg.gif <cite>CaptainOfCrush posted [p:966482178] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Quick Google search shows that "canonically" DK is 7'10" and 800 lbs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MZero 07/10/22 8:08:36 PM #56:	ZeeksFire posted... Not really, although both I'll give the fact that engarde is worthless in a non water stage, and the coconut gun wouldn't work either because they are too close shaped to footballs, and thusly easily catchable. Still think DK has the advantage with normal consideration, after all, football players weren't as big back then "During the season, Perry occasionally played fullback in goal line situations and set the then-record for the heaviest player to score a touchdown at 335 lb (152 kg). He remains the heaviest player to score a touchdown in the Super Bowl and has the largest Super Bowl ring at size 25." --- MZero, to the extreme https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame <cite>MZero posted [p:966482238] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>ZeeksFire posted... </cite> <quote>Not really, although both I'll give the fact that engarde is worthless in a non water stage, and the coconut gun wouldn't work either because they are too close shaped to footballs, and thusly easily catchable. Still think DK has the advantage with normal consideration, after all, football players weren't as big back then</quote> "During the season, Perry occasionally played fullback in goal line situations and set the then-record for the heaviest player to score a touchdown at 335 lb (152 kg). He remains the heaviest player to score a touchdown in the Super Bowl and has the largest Super Bowl ring at size 25." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 07/10/22 8:23:38 PM #57:	again if DK is allowed to bring weapons and have video game mechanics the Bears can have them too --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:966482521] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>again if DK is allowed to bring weapons and have video game mechanics the Bears can have them too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MZero 07/10/22 8:37:15 PM #58:	Leonhart4 posted... does DK get to use video game physics if so then the Bears can use NFL Blitz physics and beef themselves up but have the 1985 Bears ever appeared in an NFL Blitz title? --- MZero, to the extreme https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame <cite>MZero posted [p:966482774] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Leonhart4 posted... </cite> <quote>does DK get to use video game physics if so then the Bears can use NFL Blitz physics and beef themselves up</quote> but have the 1985 Bears ever appeared in an NFL Blitz title? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greengravy294 07/10/22 8:38:52 PM #59:	X_Dante_X posted... donkey kong solos --- https://imgur.com/a/LEqiW https://imgur.com/iXHxhET <cite>greengravy294 posted [p:966482799] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>X_Dante_X posted... </cite> <quote>donkey kong solos</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamekguy 07/10/22 8:50:14 PM #60:	If DK brings game mechanics, he can just. Turn invincible for a while with Strong Kong. And then what are the Bears gonna do with their guns? Give them to DK. Congrats, you just gave Donkey Kong an entire football team's worth of guns. Strategy doesn't matter when the monkey is immortal for 40 seconds and has guns. --- Mario Vs Cloud 2002: A Video Retrospective - https://youtu.be/1dx4t6H_K9Y Full Channel Available Here!: https://www.youtube.com/c/designingfor <cite>Kamekguy posted [p:966483036] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>If DK brings game mechanics, he can just. Turn invincible for a while with Strong Kong. And then what are the Bears gonna do with their guns? Give them to DK. Congrats, you just gave Donkey Kong an entire football team's worth of guns. Strategy doesn't matter when the monkey is immortal for 40 seconds and has guns. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 07/10/22 10:36:16 PM #61:	I mean they can disperse and keep their distance long enough that he wouldn't be able to get all of them --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:966485021] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>I mean they can disperse and keep their distance long enough that he wouldn't be able to get all of them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
charmander6000 07/10/22 11:16:03 PM #62:	Is this battle taking place on a football field or jungle? --- Congratulations to azuarc for winning the guru challenge <cite>charmander6000 posted [p:966485685] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Is this battle taking place on a football field or jungle? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnbobb 07/10/22 11:20:27 PM #63:	I had a brainfart and was thinking Chicago Bears were a baseball team DK solos --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs <cite>Johnbobb posted [p:966485745] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>I had a brainfart and was thinking Chicago Bears were a baseball team DK solos </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoogleKupo141 07/11/22 12:01:11 AM #64:	charmander6000 posted... Is this battle taking place on a football field or jungle? neutral territory, so its on a tennis court --- For your Azuarc* .* At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza <cite>MoogleKupo141 posted [p:966486333] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>charmander6000 posted... </cite> <quote>Is this battle taking place on a football field or jungle?</quote> neutral territory, so its on a tennis court </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
azuarc 07/11/22 2:16:40 AM #65:	Johnbobb posted... I had a brainfart and was thinking Chicago Bears were a baseball team Those are some bad news bears. OTOH, the baby bears of Chicago are a baseball team. --- Only the exceptions can be exceptional. <cite>azuarc posted [p:966487994] in Could Donk... [t:80088582]...</cite> <quote>Johnbobb posted... </cite> <quote>I had a brainfart and was thinking Chicago Bears were a baseball team</quote> Those are some bad news bears. OTOH, the baby bears of Chicago are a baseball team. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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