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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/22 2:28:36 AM
#251:


They cut pretty loose with liquor licenses and dispensaries. I'm ok with this.

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gixxerlove
07/10/22 3:57:25 AM
#252:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Believe it or not it's slim pickins here too. I guess unless I cross over to Mexico (which I have no plans on ever doing again), I got pretty musch the same Mexican beer as you.

Got any cool Mexico stories? I've lived in L.A. my whole life and used to go down to Tijuana from time to time when I was 18 but haven't been in like 20 years.

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Questionmarktarius
07/10/22 4:05:22 AM
#253:


well i just plowed through fourteen beers.
Tomorrow is going to suck.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/22 4:31:32 AM
#254:


gixxerlove posted...
Got any cool Mexico stories? I've lived in L.A. my whole life and used to go down to Tijuana from time to time when I was 18 but haven't been in like 20 years.

I once watched a US citizen totally fail at one question they ask at the border comin back to the US. "What country do you declare?" I swear to fuck this probably 16 year old girl just says "New Mexico" This repeated about 3 times before I realized the next line was open to get into the country.

My friend was totally fucked and hit on some ladies on the bridge He got me to say some things so I did, and they both told us to "shut it down boys"

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YugiNoob
07/10/22 8:01:05 AM
#255:


Footage of Smackems

https://youtu.be/Iu4UzxE1jDk?t=522

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Smackems
07/10/22 1:00:34 PM
#256:


I wish. That's the goal

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Smackems
07/10/22 3:56:37 PM
#257:


Sunday funday! ER time WOOOOOO

They took so long though, they're full up and my grandma couldn't handle sitting there. The waiting room had no ac or fan and everyone was sweating balls

So we left. We think she has a UTI. Told them we'd either come back later or just go to normal doc tomorrow. They're all just gonna do the same shit anyway. Check pee, give anti biotics

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/22 4:05:40 PM
#258:


Smackems posted...
Sunday funday! ER time WOOOOOO


I'm just gonna assume you're talking about the TV show and enjoying your day.


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Smackems
07/10/22 4:08:55 PM
#259:


I'm not, and I'm not. I'm actually hating my day

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bsp77
07/10/22 4:27:54 PM
#260:


Smackems posted...
Sunday funday! ER time WOOOOOO

They took so long though, they're full up and my grandma couldn't handle sitting there. The waiting room had no ac or fan and everyone was sweating balls

So we left. We think she has a UTI. Told them we'd either come back later or just go to normal doc tomorrow. They're all just gonna do the same shit anyway. Check pee, give anti biotics
Has your grandma been having a good time? In my experience, UTIs are often triggered by sex.

Sorry the ER visit sucked though.

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MabusIncarnate
07/10/22 4:29:59 PM
#261:


lmao

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Smackems
07/10/22 4:32:31 PM
#262:


She does get magazines n shit that sell dildos (among other things, mostly medical stuff)

I asked her once if she was gonna buy a dildo and she said "what's a dilder?"

We're southern in case that needs more context

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Stewman_Magoo
07/10/22 6:47:22 PM
#263:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/2/AAQmm3AADcA-.jpg
Had this while finally weeding the garden. Sorry to hear you were back in the ER Smack.

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Talib_21
07/10/22 6:55:58 PM
#264:


smackems likes getting dildered

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Stewman_Magoo
07/10/22 9:22:36 PM
#265:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/1/AAQmm3AADcC1.jpg
Giving this weekend the boot

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Smackems
07/10/22 10:31:17 PM
#266:


Haha dildo is a funny word. Or dilder

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MabusIncarnate
07/10/22 10:50:01 PM
#267:


@a-c-a-b

https://youtu.be/H_I77GEybVs

I need to watch this tonight or tomorrow. Old man Greg still going.

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a-c-a-b
07/10/22 10:53:44 PM
#268:


MabusIncarnate posted...
@a-c-a-b

https://youtu.be/H_I77GEybVs

I need to watch this tonight or tomorrow. Old man Greg still going.
I may check it out. I wonder how many songs I"d recognize. I haven't really listened to much of their stuff from recent years.

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MabusIncarnate
07/10/22 11:01:24 PM
#269:


True North was the last one I listened to a few times, I think there are a couple since.

I dig NOFX First Ditch Effort if you haven't heard that one

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matteus70
07/11/22 6:31:57 PM
#270:


The universe seems to be a lot bigger than we thought it was.
https://youtu.be/cD-lsHE0eMY?t=5244

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/22 6:40:35 PM
#271:


Thats photo is only several billion years old. Think about the parties that are goin on out there in real time.

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Smackems
07/11/22 6:44:43 PM
#272:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Thats photo is only several billion years old. Think about the parties that are goin on out there in real time.
Naw they dead

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/22 6:47:08 PM
#273:


No Aliens put an end to liver failure real quick. No hangovers either. Theyre out there wasted nonstop.

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matteus70
07/11/22 6:54:20 PM
#274:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Thats photo is only several billion years old. Think about the parties that are goin on out there in real time.
One thing that photo tells me is that there a 100% chance that there are parties going on out there.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/22 6:59:17 PM
#275:


Yeah look at all those fancy dance lights.

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Smackems
07/11/22 7:34:09 PM
#276:


They're plotting

Against you

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CanuckCowboy
07/11/22 7:36:41 PM
#277:


Yeah I ran it through a language program and apparently it's alien for "when the invasion starts johnny gets it first."

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bsp77
07/11/22 8:24:10 PM
#278:


This really is delicious. Simba approves.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/5/AAPUL2AADcR5.jpg

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CanuckCowboy
07/11/22 8:24:33 PM
#279:


Sounds fuckin good

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Stewman_Magoo
07/11/22 8:29:06 PM
#280:


omgggggg that sounds amazing

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Smackems
07/11/22 8:34:27 PM
#281:


bsp77 posted...
This really is delicious. Simba approves.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/5/AAPUL2AADcR5.jpg
I wanna PET

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bsp77
07/11/22 8:35:22 PM
#282:


Strong lime sour at first but then balanced by vanilla and graham cracker for light pie like sweetness. Only available in Minnesota though. Maybe Wisconsin.

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bsp77
07/11/22 8:35:54 PM
#283:


Smackems posted...
I wanna PET
He's a good kitty

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Smackems
07/11/22 8:36:20 PM
#284:


I wanna put my face in him

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/22 8:37:37 PM
#285:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Sounds fuckin good


Stewman_Magoo posted...
omgggggg that sounds amazing

Incorrect.

I'll haves that kitty though.

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bsp77
07/11/22 8:39:30 PM
#286:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Incorrect.

I'll haves that kitty though.
Don't like sours, eh?

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/22 9:03:30 PM
#287:


No I don't like Key Lime.

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AirFresh
07/11/22 9:21:17 PM
#288:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No I don't like Key Lime.
Shit taste sorry brother

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Smackems
07/11/22 9:27:06 PM
#289:


Airfresh smells like a big doodoo head

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/22 9:27:39 PM
#290:


Smackems posted...
Airfresh smells like a big doodoo head

Probably his Key Lime Pie Shampoo

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Talib_21
07/11/22 9:33:08 PM
#291:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No I don't like Key Lime.
Smartest thing Johnny has said in his 40 years of existing as a manlet

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/22 9:34:01 PM
#292:


Talib_21 posted...
Smartest thing Johnny has said in his 40 years of existing as a manlet

37.9 years DICK.

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Smackems
07/11/22 9:34:10 PM
#293:


Talib_21 posted...
Smartest thing Johnny has said in his 40 years of existing as a manlet
60*

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Smackems
07/11/22 9:34:42 PM
#294:


At least Johnny is too small to get arthritis

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/22 9:36:42 PM
#295:


I'll fuckin show you arthritis

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/1/AAHlKpAADcS7.jpg

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bsp77
07/11/22 9:37:46 PM
#296:


I'm the one getting the bad hips in my old age

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AirFresh
07/11/22 9:39:51 PM
#297:


Talib_21 posted...
Smartest thing Johnny has said in his 40 years of existing as a manlet
Oh please you're like 5'6

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/22 9:40:03 PM
#298:


bsp77 posted...
I'm the one getting the bad hips in my old age

I already snapped my pelvis in half, i'll beat you back to the surgery room easy.

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Talib_21
07/11/22 9:41:01 PM
#299:


AirFresh posted...
Oh please you're like 5'6

Well Im not but even if I were thats still six inches taller than Johnny

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/11/22 9:42:47 PM
#300:


Talib_21 posted...
Well Im not but even if I were thats still six inches taller than Johnny

If I did my math right, I could still throw you around at 4"6\'

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