Current Events > DSPGaming General Twenty-Six: Pigs in Cars Getting Gin

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Can you give the highlights? I don't have a twitter account and they made it so you can't read it without one.

DeadBankerDream posted...

Can you give the highlights? I don't have a twitter account and they made it so you can't read it without one.

The short of it is that Jeremy May (a Phil fan) said that he is bisexual and Phil is his celeberty crush, and he'll gladly suck Phil's dick because he is his idol.

I regret asking

this Jeremy may kid is supposedly in high school, hes been apologising to Phil for not donating because he didnt get his allowance yet.

Why the fuck is he intent on having all his Twitter profile pics the same nasty closeup soyface when he looks absolutely ghoulish even at the best of times? And just look at his son, I sense hatred in those eyes that aren't present in the weird creep photos he took of the two Kats, the hell is he doing to his son off camera?

Nazanir posted...

The short of it is that Jeremy May (a Phil fan) said that he is bisexual and Phil is his celeberty crush, and he'll gladly suck Phil's dick because he is his idol.

Derich would probably want to watch

I don't think I've heard of this series -

https://youtu.be/0jh1CPAuNvk

Nazanir posted...

The short of it is that Jeremy May (a Phil fan) said that he is bisexual and Phil is his celeberty crush, and he'll gladly suck Phil's dick because he is his idol.

I have no words

LightningAce11 posted...

this Jeremy may kid is supposedly in high school, hes been apologising to Phil for not donating because he didnt get his allowance yet.

On Jesus Christ, it gets worse. I wish I could reset my memory from the past minute or so reading this topic

I like how while a fair amount of the shit he's cleaning out of his closet is absolutely worthless and should have been thrown out ages ago, some of the other stuff he could easily sell anonymously on ebay and get a gaming PC with the combined funds (like how his FF3, or rather 6, strategy guide alone currently goes for $80 on ebay), but no.

WallStreetWolf posted...

I have no words

Jeremy is a troll btw. He doesn't watch his streams and just trolls his twitter.

dancing_cactuar posted...

I like how while a fair amount of the shit he's cleaning out of his closet is absolutely worthless and should have been thrown out ages ago, some of the other stuff he could easily sell anonymously on ebay and get a gaming PC with the combined funds (like how his FF3, or rather 6, strategy guide alone currently goes for $80 on ebay), but no.

He threw out so much shit that would sell quickly on ebay it's pretty shocking.

Balnazarr posted...

Jeremy is a troll btw. He doesn't watch his streams and just trolls his twitter.

For real? Because that would be the best Poe's Law I've ever seen.

were those some crocodile tears I saw on the closet cleaning stream?

g0ldie posted...

were those some crocodile tears I saw on the closet cleaning stream?

https://youtu.be/1tDtkMMC1cs

Near the end of the video. The whole thing is emberassing really.

Is that the part where he for no reason brings up T just to force himself to cry?

Nazanir posted...

https://youtu.be/1tDtkMMC1cs

Near the end of the video. The whole thing is emberassing really.

I can't watch this due to how awkward it is, but reading through the comments is pretty upsetting, since he had all of those collector items he could have sold to help with his "money troubles", but instead opened them, which devalued them.

smh.

Are you telling me this dude opened collectors edition stuff that was in mint condition instead of selling them for good prices?

https://youtu.be/YRQNB6dB_Yo

LightningAce11 posted...

Are you telling me this dude opened collectors edition stuff that was in mint condition instead of selling them for good prices?

Yep, and he tried to justify not being able to sell them because 'da trolls, dood. Maybe if you made a completely anonymous ebay account with a username unrelated to DSP, Phil Burnell, or Downfromtherafters, and spaced out your selling of that shit over a period of time, you wouldn't need to worry about that.

Thinks it takes weeks to set up Multiplayer in games with fans of his. Weeks. . .

https://youtu.be/_r_uUxHfu94

Insane, salt filled prestream where he finally admits that yes, he plays mobile games and essentially confirms it was WWE Champions.

Also people are not supporting multi versus streams! Do you want him to lose his house?

He says he doesn't play WWE Champs. If he did he wouldn't use his twitter handle. And yet he has many times.

LightningAce11 posted...

Insane, salt filled prestream where he finally admits that yes, he plays mobile games and essentially confirms it was WWE Champions.

Video?

https://youtu.be/CR8rVq6oh0Q

Oh wow, I didn't expect him actually admitting that it was WWE Champions (while trying to not say that it is, but actually saying that it is).

Also admitting that he just lies about anything if he feels like it, meaning you can't trust him about anything.

Youre left out the best part. Yes he does play wwe champions but NO he doesnt spend money on it! Trolls hacked his bank account and spent money on it not him.

Lies beget more lies.

If he wanted to be as smart as he thinks he is he would own up to his problem, and stream him playing the damn game while taking his licks.

When he got caught jacking self deprecating humor was one of the few smart things he ever did. This is nothing compared to that, and even if it's dsp...it takes strength to admit you have a damn problem.

Phil is now begging for money because his vacuum broke.

Despite it being like 8 months since he begged because his vacuum broke. It's amazing how machinery in Phil's possession have unbelievably short lifespans before problems sets in in comparison to the entire rest of the world.

Never his fault, though.

i figuratively have no words

https://twitter.com/GorgeHorsington/status/1556101917952163841

Stop giving fucking advice you know nothing about.

Phil was guilt tripping his viewers hard, even though he got over 300 dollars in tips yesterday.

Cant read the Tweet. I click to read it and it asks me for a password

Bad_Mojo posted...

Cant read the Tweet. I click to read it and it asks me for a password

ReviewtechUSA basically told Phil not to divulge his financial information and was banned for it.

Bit of Derich drama, he apparently harassed a porn star to the point her representative or lawyer DMd him and told him to stop.

So he made an apology video on twitter.

DSPs whales are truly fucked in the head. One of'em goes into detail how he feels bad donating $$$ to DSP and won't do it again. Next stream: $50 and apology. I've truly never met how none of them ever truly stop to think DSP is a fraud. It's crazy they simp over him of all people.

His apology fetish is off the rails now. Literally demanding rich grovel and say sorry for having dared to watch a detractor video and unsubbing.

I think that was before he forever banned him.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=000Bw2axci8

Him having all that bullshit behind him at all times, especially when he's wearing one of his stupid hats, really reminds me of the Nerd Crew videos Redlettermedia put out for a while, only he's doing it unironically. I should be struck by lightning for comparing this pig's zero effort content to Redlettermedia.

Very cool.

https://youtu.be/y6x1Q2nubO0

reviewtech made a response video. Some of it is the usual oh Phil is not a bad guy I wish the best type of ass kissing but the other is calling him out for begging.

It's like phill thinks he's two faced, but i think he realized what we all did - he's just a DSP who is better with money. He's just as gross really. On some level he sees what he could've been in phill. Or am i talking out my ass?

I watched the Secret Limited video and at one point he plays some audio from Phils bankruptcy hearing of one of his debtors questioning his stated business expenses and asking for a go through of them and you can hear Phil being incredibly rude, a petuant child, trying to dodge the question. Incredibly suspicious behavior. But the video dont have a conclusion to that exchange. It just ends there. I need to know how it went from there to the judge this is fineing his application.

BurmesePenguin posted...

I need to know how it went from there to the judge this is fineing his application.

Height of the COVID pandemic made things slip through the cracks.

I understand thats what everyone says, but I need the specifics on how this issue was resolved.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1557055119656566784?t=JeKY8fN9mz7sGEuS1Zm4eA&s=19

DSPs's fans are truly insane. They fully believe trolls broke into his bank account; stole thousands of dollars by playing WWE champions. All just to frame DSP. If you say otherwise you're a hater and wrong.

According to Dave in his insane ReviewtechUSA ramble, Khet literally cries every time she sees that image online of the face Dave made while rubbing one out. Why does he always make his wife sound like one of the least adjusted individuals on the planet whenever he mentions her?

I don't remember that part of the rant.

But it's always fucking nuts how upset he gets about people remembering stuff that happened.

"It's been six years since I masturbated live on Twitch. Why are people still talking about it? I guess there's nothing to actually talk about today."

People talk about it because you masturbated live on Twitch, my dude. It requires no further explanation.