Current Events > DSPGaming General Twenty-Six: Pigs in Cars Getting Gin

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So if this is the norm going forward does that mean Phil can lie however much he wants about tips if they don't show up automatically and he has to read them out from his data?

Surprised Dave is doing 3 streams in a row of Overwatch 2 when there's only one thing of that series people care about at this point, and as we all know he's a married man, dood.

https://youtu.be/gGAqk2FF1ho

Trolls don't get you banned from something like StreamElements.

Thing is, Phil is small stuff, he is. So likely he has flown under the radar for who knows how long, because even though he "tries" (he is scared shitless) his best to keep his casual racism and sexism under wraps, he still has nothing but utter disdain for the people he relies on. Point me to one stream where he doesn't berate his fanbase, because it simply doesn't exist. So maybe StreamElements wasn't aware of Phil because he is a smalltime streamer, and reporting him has put him on the map.

But here is the second issue. You cannot accuse someone of murder if there is no body. So let's say that if the trolls hadn't mass flagged Phil (and I am running with the assumption that this statement is true for the sake of argument). Then he would have kept flying under the radar. But there is a body, there has been a murder. Phil does have a track record of.... "innapropiate" behaviour.

See, if Phil was really such a nice guy, as he claims. Then it wouldn't have mattered if one, or a million people reported him. If you've done nothing but abide buy the rules and follow the ToS, then there is nothing to worry about. But since there are so SO many examples of him blatantly breaking those roles, one report could be enough to get him suspended.

So even IF it is the "fault" of trolls for putting him on the radar of StreamElements, he is the one to blame for getting banned, due to his behaviour.

But that is something he can't admit.

It was only a matter of time - never be like DSP, or you can and will destroy your relationships, then yourself.

You're laughing.

Phil can't get tips, and you're laughing.

What was only a matter of time?

LightningAce11 posted...

You're laughing.

Phil can't get tips, and you're laughing.

Kat's literally crying right now guys, just like she did when he got the boot from twitch. Still no apology from them, how long has it been now?

Phil is saying that insults and dark humour is not "cancellable"

What the fuck does that even mean? Like... I can't comprehend what he thinks he's saying. People can "cancel" you for whatever fucking reason they want.

DeadBankerDream posted...

Phil is saying that insults and dark humour is not "cancellable"

What the fuck does that even mean? Like... I can't comprehend what he thinks he's saying. People can "cancel" you for whatever fucking reason they want.

There is a huge difference between dark humour and being an outright asshole.

Nazanir posted...

There is a huge difference between dark humour and being an outright asshole.

Sure, but I'm just going by his logic that apparently cancelling has certain frameworks that must be adhered to and according to his beliefs, cancelling someone for jokes, which is all he does IS ILLEGAL!

Or some psychotic thing like that.

DeadBankerDream posted...

Sure, but I'm just going by his logic that apparently cancelling has certain frameworks that must be adhered to and according to his beliefs, cancelling someone for jokes, which is all he does IS ILLEGAL!

Or some psychotic thing like that.

It's hilarious how Phil keeps saying "illigal" when he actually means is "you can't do that to me".

He's still going with the "I can't live on superchats because there's a month's delay before I get them nonsense"

Dude, you've had a year on a half to save up a month's worth of money to make that transition. Blah blah I can't afford my day out if you don't tip me.

You can put 50 fucking dollars aside every week. Only a dumbass DSP fan would believe otherwise.

DeadBankerDream posted...

He's still going with the "I can't live on superchats because there's a month's delay before I get them nonsense"

Dude, you've had a year on a half to save up a month's worth of money to make that transition. Blah blah I can't afford my day out if you don't tip me.

You can put 50 fucking dollars aside every week. Only a dumbass DSP fan would believe otherwise.

This is DSP we're talking about.

He's literally the unofficial spokesperson for JG Wentworth.

"It's my money, and I need it NOW!"

Phil is whining that his office is hot because its officially fall so rules state that he has to take his air conditioner down on October 1st and he is not allowed to put it back up because [unknown].

So because he is too dumb to leave it up until he actually doesnt need it anymore and too lazy to put it back up, his audience has to suffer a 10+ whine debuff to their chill streaming experience.

That whole keemstar video reaction was him just projecting so hard.

Keemstar scams and insults his fans, he makes garbage content and hes a huge liar! Hard working, talented people dont get the money someone like he does!

That level one comment really broke his brain.

Not done with it yet, but yeah, DSP was projecting so hard. And he was just taking shit without any merit. For example, saying Keemstars mustache was ugly, and saying the only reason Keemstar has any success is because he got lucky early and got a lot of money to help him do other projects without risk. And when DSP was saying that while it was wrong to tell that viewer that he hopes they burn in a fire, its okay because he was drunk. He harps on this over one thing Keemstar did. DSP does one horrible thing - forgive him. Keem does, fuck him for the rest of his life

And he keeps saying, You know what Im saying, and Im like, um, no. Thats how he tricks himself into thinking hes right

I watched his Wings and his Rambo Howard react but I cant force myself through these things if its not deeply interesting what lies hes gonna spin to save face. Keem is an ass. Phil is an ass. Will enphasize Keems assiness to deflect from his own. I saw a detra tor video of something else where he for some reason said everyone should go watch his six hour keem react event.

Six hours? Not on your fucking life.

People are now donating directly to PayPal and he is breaking so many ToU violations. First one saying no refunds when thats something you cant do.

He tried to play Overwatch 2 earlier and got locked in queues... on both consoles. He couldn't just play a game on another while watching his queue he just sat there and whined. He also said the DDoS attack on Blizzard's servers was made up.

Literally every even semi-popular online game that comes out gets attacked nowadays.

What a bunch of assholes! They do know that Phillip Paul Burnell is trying to stream that game today right? Why would they attack the servers?

lol really. He also thinks Capcom will probably blacklist him from the SF6 beta because he's so critical of them. He actually thinks they know who he is. He said this during a little mini-rant pre-coping if he doesn't get an invite. He's salty that streamers people actually know will get personal invites and it won't be entirely random.

Vyrulisse posted...

lol really. He also thinks Capcom will probably blacklist him from the SF6 beta because he's so critical of them. He actually thinks they know who he is. He said this during a little mini-rant pre-coping if he doesn't get an invite. He's salty that streamers people actually know will get personal invites and it won't be entirely random.

This is some next level paranoid delusion.

Remember his Xbox series x setup stream? He got so mad at Microsoft for putting codes on the screen. What a bunch of assholes! Im trying to stream and they just put this shit up on the screen! Gee thanks Xbox!

He doesnt get that the world doesnt revolve around streaming and especially him.

LightningAce11 posted...

Remember his Xbox series x setup stream? He got so mad at Microsoft for putting codes on the screen. What a bunch of assholes! Im trying to stream and they just put this shit up on the screen! Gee thanks Xbox!

He doesnt get that the world doesnt revolve around streaming and especially him.

Everything and everyone just inconviences him, and everyone should take into consideration what his hardships are or could be.

Look at all this variety dood!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/6/AAPiadAADvy0.png

Damn, he got in the beta? I didnt.

What makes his coverage exclusive?

^ Gtab

LightningAce11 posted...

Damn, he got in the beta? I didnt.

Can't wait to hear him spew about what Capcom is doing wrong. The fact that he got "accepted" is both going to make his ego unbearable and produce delicious rage.

"That would never work offline".

Watching my first ever livestream of his. Not sure why. He's been talking about the same things he always talks about.

He went on a huge unhinged rant today about how it's "not fair" that FGC pros and big streamers got the beta and everyone else had to go through the lottery system. Look for it on detractor channels, it was too gold for them to pass up.

Vyrulisse posted...

He went on a huge unhinged rant today about how it's "not fair" that FGC pros and big streamers got the beta and everyone else had to go through the lottery system. Look for it on detractor channels, it was too gold for them to pass up.

:: what

literally, what? How? How is he Still complaining? He got in, and he still complains?!

Low tier god also got a beta key, the one person more undeserving than dsp.

Hes gonna rage quit every single time even though its a fucking beta.

Bad_Mojo posted...

:: what

literally, what? How? How is he Still complaining? He got in, and he still complains?!

His life is complaining.

The purpose of his segments talking about his day off is to complain about every single human he interacts with in a given week other than his wife.

Its essentially his brand at this point. I wouldnt be surprised if hes semi-aware of it and thinks he would lose viewers if he stopped.

Not aware enough to understand that the attitude is toxic to advertisers, companies handing out review codes abd invites, and people not already die hard fans, though.

I mean, this dude called himself "The King of Hate" at one point.

Wow... Phil actually believes people in his chat got keys to the SF6 beta, because of him. They associate with Phil, so they got the keys.

Delusional doesn't even begin to cut it.

Nazanir posted...

Wow... Phil actually believes people in his chat got keys to the SF6 beta, because of him. They associate with Phil, so they got the keys.

Delusional doesn't even begin to cut it.

So delusional

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3yAnkmaqee4

Meltdown in progress

Awww...It went private.

Updates?!

tl;dw DSP is having a bad day. You'll find out when he shake's his tip jar tomorrow. But, I'll predict: "Guy's I have no money. -snort- I like have zero money and two big bills due monday. But, to make things worse the toaster *snort* broke. Now it's gunna cost me $800 to fix. Guys, I really need your help."

Hes going crazy. Ranted about max, made a YouTube short insulting keemstar, wonder what happened. Perhaps his toast got burnt.

He said the n word again while playing over watch lmao

Max stays living in this dude head rent fucking FREE

His melties are on another level.. Soon, he might even become a meme, like LTG's "kys NOW" meme.

What did he say about Maximilian now?

No matter how hard your life is right now, Phil has it worse:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1578079733765767168?t=5uBfuF13-8KwN0rW6bQZ-A&s=19

What time does he stream? I thought it started a few minutes ago but I'm not seeing anything.

Does he always start his streams begging for money and telling everyone his life's problems like we don't have any of our own?