Current Events > DSPGaming General Twenty-Six: Pigs in Cars Getting Gin

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Narcissism is a scary thing.

LightningAce11 posted...

Lmao! He actually said that because hes been online for 14 years his content is a big part of peoples lives and they depend on him for entertainment.

I am sure tens of people will be devastated if he stopped streaming.

I'm only posting this here to see about something -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzE2SxCzpvw

For some reason my Ad Blocker has prevented a few YT videos from being played, and this is one of them. Like the ad gets stuck trying to play. When I click on the video from somewhere else, either here or in my recommended videos, it tries to load a different video that works

Nope, not loading here either.

How many times will this man insist that members are not entitled to emotes/badges/private streams/etc?

if you donate money to him, your reward is that he gets to pay his bills. He already puts out free entertaining content, now youre just paying for it.

Id call it unsolicited content because nobody is commissioning or contracting him to do it. Just uploading gameplay and demanding money is begging.

Speaking of members, there was a huge membership drop of about ~260.

All that organic growth...

Usually he writes members as "[members]/[member goal]"

After the drop he just quietly removed the goal part of the setup in unspoken defeat.

DeadBankerDream posted...

Usually he writes members as "[members]/[member goal]"

After the drop he just quietly removed the goal part of the setup in unspoken defeat.

It still baffles me that his membership goals FAR exceed the viewers/regular viewers.

Nazanir posted...

It still baffles me that his membership goals FAR exceed the viewers/regular viewers.

Well it's obvious.

None of the viewers for any of the games he plays are repeats. They are all unique. And they should all pay his membership fee for watching him for three hours a week.

https://youtu.be/baGEUFdrn-U

The same individual that holds Duke Nukem Forever in high esteem, constantly makes scat jokes, brought us the recent gamescom reaction stream, and was talking about having a pizza party like he's 8 years old is tweeting about how dated and immature the humor in Destroy All Humans 2 is. In completely 100% unrelated news, here's an excerpt from IGN's review:

Joining him are his old boss Pox (voiced by Invader Zims hilariously shouty Richard Horvitz) and hypersexualized KGB defector Natalya Ivanova, who is there largely to inspire a constant barrage of sleazy jokes from Crypto. Naturally, absolutely nothing is taken seriously, but that doesnt stop Destroy All Humans 2 from spending a lot longer on dialogue than its humor justifies. Listening to an alien imitating Jack Nicholson riff at length on the fashion sense of hippies, call a Soviet Ivan for the umpteenth time, or rattle off pickup lines like If I told you you have a great body would you hold it against me? wasnt exactly cutting-edge comedy back in 2006, much less today. Mercifully, you can skip most of it easily once you get tired of it.

Coincidence? I'll let you be the judge.

dancing_cactuar posted...

The same individual that holds Duke Nukem Forever in high esteem, constantly makes scat jokes, brought us the recent gamescom reaction stream, and was talking about having a pizza party like he's 8 years old is tweeting about how dated and immature the humor in Destroy All Humans 2 is. In completely 100% unrelated news, here's an excerpt from IGN's review:
Coincidence? I'll let you be the judge.

We all know Phil doesn't have any creative thoughts. This is a man whose comments during gameplay never extendend beyond "did you see thing?" and "I can't believe thing just happened".

Loooool he literally said people are pissing away money with a $1.50 tip because PayPal takes 50 cents and youre giving them money for no reason.

Oh, the 50 bit bitch arc is back.

Holy hell this dude acts more like an actual alien than Crypto does, big booba virtual woman appears on screen and suddenly he's rubbing his ears, massaging the back of his neck, glancing at the chat, eyes darting around like the khet has a sniper lined up in case he displays any iota of affection regarding attractive fake women. Who the fuck thinks this is normal behavior outside of him? You're not reading Derich's twitter Dave, you're looking at a video game character.

Oh, and his shitting all over the Last of Us remake, while containing some merit (charging 70 clams for a remake of a game that's free for PS plus users, really Sony), is absolutely laughable coming from the dipshit who double dipped on the Street Fighter Anniversary collection solely because he was getting bodied on one platform.

LightningAce11 posted...

Which game?

Destroy All Humans 2, Natalya Ivanova is the one who's making him act more like an alien than the actual alien in the fucking game.

Which game?

DSP has decided on the new event.

He's gonna play TMNT collection while eating pizza. That's it.

Does the TMNT collection have that ancient really hard one?

GiftedACIII posted...

Does the TMNT collection have that ancient really hard one?

The NES one? Yep, but it has options to make that game fair by what i'v seen.

https://youtu.be/BBUlqKWBdww

Doody has a weird need to contradict literally everything Phil says. He cannot let a single sentence go.

Yeah, Phil is whining like a child, but I cant imagine the free CvM2 people would consider this a complete victory. But Phil said it, gotta call him a dumdum.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Doody has a weird need to contradict literally everything Phil says. He cannot let a single sentence go.

Yeah, Phil is whining like a child, but I cant imagine the free CvM2 people would consider this a complete victory. But Phil said it, gotta call him a dumdum.

I do have to agree with this. I don't know if it's this guy, but there is one that I think is a lot worse than DSP, but I always forget which one it is

Dsp outlived kiwi farms

LightningAce11 posted...

Dsp outlived kiwi farms

Is that what he's saying right now on stream.

That topic has been saying that for a while now. Did it finally get confirmed?

LightningAce11 posted...

Dsp outlived kiwi farms

They are already up though.

Bad_Mojo posted...

That topic has been saying that for a while now. Did it finally get confirmed?

They were down for a whopping two hours before going back up.

They have backup plans for their backup plans. Doubt they'll ever go away unless the owner decides it's not worth the effort.

Bad_Mojo posted...

I do have to agree with this. I don't know if it's this guy, but there is one that I think is a lot worse than DSP, but I always forget which one it is

The guy I was talking about ChillMurray7. He's a huge piece of shit, way worse than DSP. He's re-streaming DSP right now if you want to see how horrible he is

Vyrulisse posted...

They are already up though.

And dead again.

It really needs to die. All the regulars there can't be in a healthy mind state. Might be best for them to move on.

Says YouTube cleared up all the strikes, the apologised for not doing it sooner and all.

but he could still be in danger so tip him.

DSP should be very happy kiwi went down - think he had the largest thread there.

But alas...he's still a source of entertainment.

https://youtu.be/BJInoCWq2rg?t=25

Nintendo_Porn posted...

DSP should be very happy kiwi went down - think he had the largest thread there.

Never heard of Chris Chan, I see.

dancing_cactuar posted...

Never heard of Chris Chan, I see.

Jesus is more popular than Santa, but I'm sure Santa gets more letters each year.

And that's me talking out of my ass, lol

dancing_cactuar posted...

Never heard of Chris Chan, I see.

Stand corrected.

Forgot he was next to them.

He is convinced that detractors make videos to get money. Most if not all dont monetise their content.

DSP is not really happy KF went down, he regularly browsed there to see what his "detractors" were up to. Now he'll have no way to keep tabs really.

Also he's blatantly lying about the "copyright strikes". They weren't copyright strikes at all, they were TOS violations for racist and bigoted comments in his videos.

Vyrulisse posted...

DSP is not really happy KF went down, he regularly browsed there to see what his "detractors" were up to. Now he'll have no way to keep tabs really.

Also he's blatantly lying about the "copyright strikes". They weren't copyright strikes at all, they were TOS violations for racist and bigoted comments in his videos.

Copyright strikes pose a more imminent danger, which is a way for him to milk his viewers harder. Which is then followed by the "they cleared me and they said they love my content".

Just assume everything he says is a lie. There is just so much evidence out there, that he would throw his own mom under the bus if it would make a quick buck.

He has an addiction, and like every addict, he lies to fuel that addiction.

A fan donated Splatoon 3 to him. He finished it, ranted about how all the splatoon games are the same and said that Japanese people were xenophobic because they don't play any shooters from other countries etc.

link?

Also hasnt he only played it for like two sessions? Donate sixty bucks get 5 hours of content.

Its kind of surprising Phil asls his fans to donate digital credits rather than to send him physical games so he can sell them afterwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNlHo8E4nPQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r2wGw7neFbo
I like how this moron thinks each COD is made in less than a year when Activision has multiple studios working in the COD mines so one studio's COD three years in development comes right after the other studio's installment.

Phil not liking COD: Im a mature adult

Japan not liking COD: How bigoted can you be?

But the West not liking JRPGs as much as Japan is just fine.

Absolute subhuman brain activity.

Looool he blamed his mom for his hairline because until I was 16-17 my mom always combed my hair like that

why does this idiot get his own topic?

SHRlKE posted...

why does this idiot get his own topic?

Because he delivers quality kahntent 6 days a week, please tip him so he can support his son Jasper

Lmao I do remember when he spent about an hour at the start of a stream moaning about people not giving him money.

Truly the most engaging Splat Tim 3: Woomy Boogaloo streams, doing nothing but playing Turf War poorly by constantly aiming towards his feet, without any breaks for either Salmon Run, the weird puzzle game, or the legitimately great campaign. Fucking astounding, can't imagine why the wheelchairs aren't stepping up with such variety on display.

SHRlKE posted...

Lmao I do remember when he spent about an hour at the start of a stream moaning about people not giving him money.

That's every day

Bad_Mojo posted...

That's every day

It's called the "prestream podcast".