Current Events > DSPGaming General Twenty-Six: Pigs in Cars Getting Gin

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Actually, its the level one podcast.

Apparently on his Shitter yesterday or something he said he'd be talking about the Nintendo direct in his prestream begging segment, or translating from pig to english "I will read notes Derich gave me about some stuff he's interested in". For those who actually watch those things, what were some of his unbelievably shit takes that he's guaranteed to have aside from "nobody cares about Bayonetta 3" which I would be very surprised if he didn't say.

Hes discovered YouTube shorts and loves it.

*slaps thigh and sighs*

Guys, he has a $1000 dollar bill on the way and he really needs your help.

What? Youre saying that Im lying and theres a WWE champions event that day?

*leans in*

Get the fuck outta here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/xecnuj/gin_brain_calls_jasper_derich/

lol he called jasper Derich several times.

More Splat Tim 3 whining, got absolutely slapped hard in ranked and complained about how the Japanese are making the game sell like hotcakes like he's middle school era me complaining about people getting Black Ops to sell like crazy. Just take the mask off and tell us how you really feel about the Japanese Dave, you were so close to taking it off several times like here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27g8BQ0XX9c

Yeah this whole being mad at the Japanese for liking something he doesnt like arc is pretty weird for a mature adult with a business degree.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Yeah this whole being mad at the Japanese for liking something he doesnt like arc is pretty weird for a mature adult with a business degree.

It's always hilarious to hear Phil talk about other cultures, even though he barely travels beyond 10 miles of his own home.

Is it uh, surprising that he suddenly has another $1000 bill that blindsided him?

LightningAce11 posted...

Is it uh, surprising that he suddenly has another $1000 bill that blindsided him?

Most of is fans have to be recluse NEETS/dependants as they should know this is bullshit. Someone incapable of managing their own finances themselves would know better.

Nintendo_Porn posted...

Most of is fans have to be recluse NEETS/dependants as they should know this is bullshit. Someone incapable of managing their own finances themselves would know better.

Hes a grown, intelligent adult with a mature brain. I think he knows more about finances and being an adult than anyone here.

LightningAce11 posted...

Hes a grown, intelligent adult with a mature brain. I think he knows more about finances and being an adult than anyone here.

LMFAO

At this point his degree wouldn't suffice as toilet paper. He can lean in manual ban that.

LightningAce11 posted...

Is it uh, surprising that he suddenly has another $1000 bill that blindsided him?

If you are pushing 40 and you get 'blindsided' by a bill, you fucked up somewhere.

Hes claiming he lost a thousand dollars because gifted subs expired. Which means he thinks that one or two people choosing to not give him a thousand dollars is a personal loss for him that he was entitled to.

lol, just found out he buys paper plates and cups, yet he's so poor all the time

Last year or the yesr before he said he and Kat ate Thanksgiving dinner on paper plates because they forgot to run the dishwasher.

Our hero is baffled by the fact that electronics gather dust...

Yet another obstacle he faces and has to overcome in his difficult day to day life.

He also said he has an issue with his eye or back or some shit but he wont go to a doctor cause the only one his insurance will cover is a hours drive away.

I dont know anything about American health insurance, but thst sounds like horsecrap to me.

Lmao. This guy is beyond pathetic

BurmesePenguin posted...

He also said he has an issue with his eye or back or some shit but he wont go to a doctor cause the only one his insurance will cover is a hours drive away.

Even if it is legit the only one covering him's an hour away, holy shit who cares if it's an hour's drive away, if I think I had a medical problem I'd go to the fucking doctor as soon as possible, especially if it's related to his mysterious back that got healed or soothed by the magic seattle air.

He made the choice to not live closer to Seattle

Emil showed up and randomly gifted 100 memberships. Thats five hundred dollars.

Is he the prime whale currently? Whenever I hear his name its in association with a fat money drop.

Capcom announced theyre gonna do an update to whichever street figther collection Phil is playing that allows you to see the internet quality of the person youre playing against and Phils immediate reaction was to throw a giant baby temper tantrum, calling the update mismanagement of the company and laying the ground work for an emergency quitting of the game.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Capcom announced theyre gonna do an update to whichever street figther collection Phil is playing that allows you to see the internet quality of the person youre playing against and Phils immediate reaction was to throw a giant baby temper tantrum, calling the update mismanagement of the company and laying the ground work for an emergency quitting of the game.

You'd think an individual with supposed amazing business class internet and constantly complains about lag would be delighted about this as it gives him a new excuse to pull when the other guy's connection is garbo. It's almost like he himself has a bad connection that can be seen...

dancing_cactuar posted...

You'd think an individual with supposed amazing business class internet and constantly complains about lag would be delighted about this as it gives him a new excuse to pull when the other guy's connection is garbo. It's almost like he himself has a bad connection that can be seen...

He doesn't want people to see he's playing on WiFi lol

He doesnt want people to see that others dont have bad internet connections and its actually his fault he loses in games.

Its well known that Phil overpays for an extra business internet connection in his home (yes, he has two connections) because otherwise he cant stream in high quality or upload as many videos as he makes or some shit he makes up.

BurmesePenguin posted...

He doesnt want people to see that others dont have bad internet connections and its actually his fault he loses in games.

Its well known that Phil overpays for an extra business internet connection in his home (yes, he has two connections) because otherwise he cant stream in high quality or upload as many videos as he makes or some shit he makes up.

It's because he can write it off on his taxes

He brought up the State of Decay 2 incident again and painted himself as an innocent victim calling out evil corporate overlords.

Dude is just extremely jealous other streamers get opportunities when he has burned bridges and squandered good will.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Capcom announced theyre gonna do an update to whichever street figther collection Phil is playing that allows you to see the internet quality of the person youre playing against and Phils immediate reaction was to throw a giant baby temper tantrum, calling the update mismanagement of the company and laying the ground work for an emergency quitting of the game.

"Multi million dollar company updates game, boomer from Seattle affected most."

Nazanir posted...

"Multi million dollar company updates game, boomer from Seattle affected most."

Every time a company makes a decision, they have to factor streaming into account. No matter how negligible that is, darksydephils opinion needs to be followed.

https://youtu.be/6_P0hnQy1Xk

oh shit. Starts off by blaming trolls for him not making as much money and then goes ballistic at viewer for listening to detractors.

LightningAce11 posted...

https://youtu.be/6_P0hnQy1Xk

oh shit. Starts off by blaming trolls for him not making as much money and then goes ballistic at viewer for listening to detractors.

Man I am getting really annoyed with his rethroric.

When HE is in trouble, it suddenly becomes OUR problem. Dude just fuck off, take responsibility and go fucking flip burgers. Your financial hardships are YOUR issue, and YOU keep pushing people away, yet you expected your loyal fans to make up for that defecit.

Phil refuses to do ANYTHING to improve his stream, to attract new viewers, to improve viewer retention. Yet he expects everything from everyone else.

That's the problem with begging - at first it's so hard to do...then before you know you loose your sense of shame and get mother fuckers like DSP.

Phil, you guilt trip and get nasty with your viewers often

He exploded at that, insulting the tipper and then begging for money right after.

LightningAce11 posted...

Phil, you guilt trip and get nasty with your viewers often

He exploded at that, insulting the tipper and then begging for money right after.

So he proved them right, good fucking job.

Dude apparently wants to quintuple dip on Street Fighter II ports as he's considering getting the switch version of the Capcom fighting collection because nobody gives a shit about the version he's playing. Play the games on fightcade, dipshit.

Also, I'm convinced at this point that the rocking back and forth he constantly does on camera is like one of those tells witnesses in Apollo Justice have whenever they're spouting a bunch of bullshit, the more he rocks the less truthful the statement he is currently making is.

I randomly watched the TIHYDP Silent Hill 2. Dude spent the entire time bitching at the audience because they suggest he play hard. Like the whole time he was bitching at them and calling them trolls. Crazy.

WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

I randomly watched the TIHYDP Silent Hill 2. Dude spent the entire time bitching at the audience because they suggest he play hard. Like the whole time he was bitching at them and calling them trolls. Crazy.

Phil: I want your feedback.

Also Phil: Don't tell me how to run my fucking business.

Nazanir posted...

Phil: I want your feedback.

Also Phil: Don't tell me how to run my fucking business.

I remember one time he specifically asked his chat why they prefer superchats to tips and then threatened to ban someone for, presumably giving their honest answer to his question, that they didn't feel tipping safeguarded their information.

The concept of the daily wrap is completely baffling to me. You stream for around 300 people on a daily basis, largely consisting of die hard fans who watch every fucking thing you do. I can't comprehend how up your own ass you have to be to think your life needs a daily summary from your own biased perspective under these conditions.

Under any condition, really.

He does a daily """"podcast"""" too. Why not just do a small summary there?

https://youtu.be/UJkat3HvENI?t=491

"My viewers want to play with me?

Lol, good one. I'm not that stupid."

DeadBankerDream posted...

The concept of the daily wrap is completely baffling to me. You stream for around 300 people on a daily basis, largely consisting of die hard fans who watch every fucking thing you do. I can't comprehend how up your own ass you have to be to think your life needs a daily summary from your own biased perspective under these conditions.

Under any condition, really.

He does a daily """"podcast"""" too. Why not just do a small summary there?

https://youtu.be/UJkat3HvENI?t=491

"My viewers want to play with me?

Lol, good one. I'm not that stupid."

I JUST watched that vid. Had to do a double take when he said that. Literally "Who cares".

Your fans do, Phil. Your fans do.

DeadBankerDream posted...

The concept of the daily wrap is completely baffling to me. You stream for around 300 people on a daily basis, largely consisting of die hard fans who watch every fucking thing you do. I can't comprehend how up your own ass you have to be to think your life needs a daily summary from your own biased perspective under these conditions.

Under any condition, really.

He does a daily """"podcast"""" too. Why not just do a small summary there?

https://youtu.be/UJkat3HvENI?t=491

"My viewers want to play with me?

Lol, good one. I'm not that stupid."

Funny how it took this long for him to consider dropping Multiversus when it's consistently been one of his lowest money makers, yet there are other games he dropped like a goddamn rock when they didn't earn enough WWE champions funds for the night.

Looks like StreamElements banned him now.

Vyrulisse posted...

Looks like StreamElements banned him now.

do you think they leaned in when they did it

Vyrulisse posted...

Looks like StreamElements banned him now.

Looool mega beg video incoming.

He's having people tip him directly via email and paypal right now lol.

Oh jeez he stepped right in front of the camera and you could count all the fluff and hair on his t shirt that was probably ironed in.

Vyrulisse posted...

Looks like StreamElements banned him now.

Any word on the reason?

Jesus, this stream is sad to watch. Why is he researching tipping methods as a stream? Do that in your off time and just play for the people and beg for superchats.

He's crying about some streamelements alternative wanting a 2% comission for their service. A dollar for every 50 dollars donated with their service. Oh no, that's insane.

A guy on Twitter tweeted at them with timestamped videos of his racism and bigotry then other people piled on with more recent examples and now he's banned so people assume someone at Stream Elements watched them.

He got a message from them a bit ago, suspended indefinitely with no appeal.

No reason! Their email literally stated "it is not our policy to let you know our reason".