Current Events > Scenario: Elon Musk wants to buy your account for $54.20 per karma. Do you sell?

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Hoodroar
04/25/22 7:34:31 PM
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Sell out?


It must be your main active account.

Assume Musk has also paid the mods to ignore the deal's breach of the TOS. >_>

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DD Divine
04/25/22 7:35:37 PM
#2:


Pay me

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dj1200
04/25/22 7:35:38 PM
#3:


Damn. I like GameFAQs, but that's almost 300K. I think I'd sell.

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ThyCorndog
04/25/22 7:36:05 PM
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Is it against the tos to say yes

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Irony
04/25/22 7:36:08 PM
#5:


I could easily buy another account

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Relient_K
04/25/22 7:36:26 PM
#6:


I mean obviously.

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misterbum
04/25/22 7:36:39 PM
#7:


Money please



And he already paid me to cover the ToS breach? Fuckin jackpot, baby

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Flauros
04/25/22 7:38:14 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIxwGqR_Mik

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PrettyBoyFloyd
04/25/22 7:40:24 PM
#10:


Nearly 430K for me.

Or bull shit around here for another few years and end up with nothing.

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K181
04/25/22 7:41:30 PM
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Sucker, I would've sold for way less than over $400 grand.

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Sczoyd
04/25/22 7:42:29 PM
#12:


Of course

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Strider102
04/25/22 7:43:01 PM
#13:


Only if it's in cash, not a check.

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AlCalavicci
04/25/22 7:43:12 PM
#14:


I'd def sell. That's over 300k for me

Then just post under AltCalavicci

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EmbraceOfDeath
04/25/22 7:43:45 PM
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I'll take my $320 grand.

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TheRealDill2K22
04/25/22 7:43:59 PM
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I used to have a '? Block' level account until 1/6. I would have been able to retire and live in luxury.

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runewalshPSiv
04/25/22 7:44:02 PM
#17:


Easiest $176k I'll ever make.

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PowerOats
04/25/22 7:44:17 PM
#18:


120k for a online account

Yes
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CactusCat
04/25/22 7:52:41 PM
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yeah, that's almost 1000 dollars

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LordFarquad1312
04/25/22 7:58:16 PM
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He sets me free from both GFaqs and Twitter in a single day? Maybe I had him all wrong, the man might be an actual, factual saint after all.

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RenescoStCewl
04/25/22 8:01:34 PM
#22:


DD Divine posted...
Pay me


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TMOG
04/25/22 8:02:06 PM
#23:


Over 350k for an account on a dying message board that would just let me make a brand new one immediately and pick up (more or less) right where I left off?

I'd miss LUE, but I'm on a Discord with most of them now anyway, so yeah I'll sell.

Although maybe I could leverage the LUE access to get him to make me a better offer.
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Aerodynamic Trunks
04/25/22 8:03:51 PM
#25:


misterbum posted...
Money please



And he already paid me to cover the ToS breach? Fuckin jackpot, baby
Lol

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JScriv
04/25/22 8:04:21 PM
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$427,204.40? For my GameFAQs account? Lol yes please.

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DezDroppedFreak
04/25/22 8:04:31 PM
#27:


Oh hell yes

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uwnim
04/25/22 8:05:37 PM
#28:


Yes.

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Teh_Dr_Phil
04/25/22 8:06:25 PM
#29:


Lol who would say no to this unless you just got banned and have some low karma main now

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Unsuprised_Pika
04/25/22 8:06:54 PM
#30:


Hell yeah. I mostly use my alt(this account). Got used to it after a long suspension <_<

Gimmie my 6 figure payment
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Unknown5uspect
04/25/22 8:07:54 PM
#31:


Hundred grand plus? Buoi. Lessggo

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orangefire25
04/25/22 8:08:34 PM
#32:


AlCalavicci posted...
I'd def sell. That's over 300k for me

Then just post under AltCalavicci


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IfGodCouldDie
04/25/22 8:10:30 PM
#33:


225k for sure.

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DuuuDe14
04/25/22 8:11:09 PM
#34:


Give me my money

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littlebro07
04/25/22 8:11:16 PM
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322k

fuck yeah

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Nukazie
04/25/22 8:12:48 PM
#36:


hell yea

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Umbreon
04/25/22 8:24:35 PM
#37:


$360k+

Yeah, I'll take that.

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sk8r_ryan
04/25/22 8:25:57 PM
#38:


Absolutely. This could be an account with 1 karma and I'd do it.

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Phantom36
04/25/22 8:26:07 PM
#39:


Oh hell yes

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CableZL
04/25/22 8:26:44 PM
#40:


Just over $406,000

Yeah, I'd take it

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Gojak_v3
04/25/22 8:35:46 PM
#41:


K181 posted...
Sucker, I would've sold for way less than over $400 grand.

lmao

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Jabodie
04/25/22 8:37:24 PM
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I would sell for $0.54 per karma

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The Popo
04/25/22 8:38:36 PM
#43:


Over a quarter million? Id be insane not to. And Id just make a new account then.

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Zazabar
04/25/22 8:38:59 PM
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New house right here.

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YellowSUV
04/25/22 8:39:40 PM
#45:


Who would pay over $400,000 for an account on a dead websight?

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IShall_Run_Amok
04/25/22 8:40:50 PM
#46:


Fuck yeah.

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Anteaterking
04/25/22 8:41:03 PM
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I voted "no" because I missed the "per karma" part.

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DrizztLink
04/25/22 8:42:35 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
Who would pay over $400,000 for an account on a dead websight?
Elon Musk.

Jesus, do keep up.

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MajesticFerret
04/25/22 8:45:06 PM
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I'd sell my Gfaqs account for a fraction of that. Karma on this site means almost nothing and you barely get any additional benefits that you don't get as a new poster, so most people would be morons not to take this deal.

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Mormaurd
04/25/22 8:48:32 PM
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Hell yes. 246k is a hefty sum for me.

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