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Master Kazuya
04/19/22 3:19:55 PM
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Or just me

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NeonOctopus
04/19/22 3:20:14 PM
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i'm always horny

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Master Kazuya
04/19/22 3:42:29 PM
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Just wanna

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WWEPropaganda
04/22/22 6:46:41 AM
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You have to wonder if it could just be an age thing TC. Like what happened when former WWE Intercontinental Champion William Regal lost his virginity in the streets of Blackpool England when he was a wee barely legal adult.

http://i.imgur.com/64laK.gif

Regal was new to the Wrestling world and had spent the last several months getting his British bum kicked by men twice his size with 20 times his experience. Then one day while backstage getting prepared to referee a main event tag team match, a beautiful young Scottish lass approached him out of no where and started coming onto him. Until she straight up invited him to have sex with her in the back of the ring-truck.

https://i.imgur.com/vQAr8fV.jpg

Regal was nervous and awestruck but he was as stubborn and determined outside of the ring as he was in it. So he agreed and let her lead him into the truck and onto some sound equipment. He was so bedazzled, horny, excited and confused that he didn't realize it was a trap. Close to the entire ring-crew and half the active roster where standing around and watching as he lost his virginity forever.

It took 5 seconds for him to realize that he was surrounded, and then his excitement turned into horror. Even the girl was laughing now as the booming entrance music could be heard in the distance and she said "Weren't you supposed to be doing something?" reminding him of the main event tag team match he was supposed to be officiating at that very moment.

The Rookie Regal leaped out of the truck, desperately clawing at his pants, or should we say trousers to get them back on as he sprinted to the ring. However once he made inside the squared circle, out of breath and calling for the opening bell. Steve Peacock (one of the fellow wrestlers) grabbed a microphone and said "Ladies and Gentlemen we apologize but we can't wrestle with a referee who has a massive erection."

Causing the entire arena to burst into laughter at the humiliated and emasculated Regal.

https://i.imgur.com/XUlsGWq.png

And everyone remembers their first time, no matter how brief. So this memory has been permanently burned into the enigmatic Englishman's mind.

So anytime you're feeling perpeutally horny just take a moment to remember what William Regal went through and realize that if you don't calm down and think about what you're doing, it might end badly for you.

You gotta believe it won't be long until you're a little older and your emotions will level out

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tremain07
04/22/22 6:53:14 AM
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I am only because thanks to working I no longer have the time to take care of those urges. It sucks but that's life

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DespondentDeity
04/22/22 7:00:48 AM
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Im never horny anymore

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TentacleDemon
04/22/22 7:01:02 AM
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Not all the time. But multiple times per day. It doesn't last long though. So if she wants a ride she'd better hop on this bus now before it heads out. Otherwise she'll just have to wait for the next one and while service is frequent, it has no schedule. You just have to be ready for a ride when one shows up.

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DocileOrangeCup
04/22/22 7:02:36 AM
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I'm horny now after that wweprop post

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DespondentDeity
04/22/22 7:03:55 AM
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WWEPropaganda posted...
Causing the entire arena to burst into laughter at the humiliated and emasculated Regal.

Thats hot stuff.

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GrandConjuraton
04/22/22 7:04:47 AM
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I have next to no sex drive, and I am completely fine with that.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

This too.

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DespondentDeity
04/22/22 7:05:03 AM
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Oh my god me too! Its a nightmare, like, Ill be eating and all I can think about is the next time I get to eat.

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AmericaTheBrave
04/22/22 7:06:42 AM
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TentacleDemon posted...
Not all the time. But multiple times per day. It doesn't last long though. So if she wants a ride she'd better hop on this bus now before it heads out. Otherwise she'll just have to wait for the next one and while service is frequent, it has no schedule. You just have to be ready for a ride when one shows up.

Same tbh. I don't get as horny as much as I used to, but when I do get horny, the wife better take advantage of it because it can go as quickly as the wind.

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Spiritlittle
04/22/22 7:07:24 AM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Oh my god me too! Its a nightmare, like, Ill be eating and all I can think about is the next time I get to eat.
Get prescribed Buspar. You'll never have an appetite again. Lol.

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GrandConjuraton
04/22/22 7:09:56 AM
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Spiritlittle posted...
Get prescribed Buspar. You'll never have an appetite again. Lol.
I'm on buspar and I still do a lot of binge eating, x.x
(Which leads to me purging, too}

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AirFresh
04/22/22 7:18:00 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/1/AAbwL_AADJs7.jpg

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KStateKing17
04/22/22 7:19:21 AM
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GrandConjuraton posted...
I have next to no sex drive, and I am completely fine with that.

How did this happen? I'd like to get rid of mine honestly.


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GrandConjuraton
04/22/22 7:22:39 AM
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KStateKing17 posted...
How did this happen? I'd like to get rid of mine honestly.
It never "happened", x.x . I've just always been this way.


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Touch
04/22/22 7:25:15 AM
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Horny is my middle name

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Dakimakura
04/22/22 7:25:20 AM
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Yes

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DanHaren2022
04/22/22 7:25:59 AM
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Super high sex drive
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Ivynn
04/22/22 7:26:23 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
I'm horny now after that wweprop post


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DespondentDeity
04/22/22 7:27:10 AM
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Spiritlittle posted...
Get prescribed Buspar. You'll never have an appetite again. Lol.

Ive been on it, Ill prescribe it to my garbage can since its a worthless medication.

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apolloooo
04/22/22 7:57:16 AM
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WWEPropaganda posted...
You have to wonder if it could just be an age thing TC. Like what happened when former WWE Intercontinental Champion William Regal lost his virginity in the streets of Blackpool England when he was a wee barely legal adult.

http://i.imgur.com/64laK.gif

Regal was new to the Wrestling world and had spent the last several months getting his British bum kicked by men twice his size with 20 times his experience. Then one day while backstage getting prepared to referee a main event tag team match, a beautiful young Scottish lass approached him out of no where and started coming onto him. Until she straight up invited him to have sex with her in the back of the ring-truck.

https://i.imgur.com/vQAr8fV.jpg

Regal was nervous and awestruck but he was as stubborn and determined outside of the ring as he was in it. So he agreed and let her lead him into the truck and onto some sound equipment. He was so bedazzled, horny, excited and confused that he didn't realize it was a trap. Close to the entire ring-crew and half the active roster where standing around and watching as he lost his virginity forever.

It took 5 seconds for him to realize that he was surrounded, and then his excitement turned into horror. Even the girl was laughing now as the booming entrance music could be heard in the distance and she said "Weren't you supposed to be doing something?" reminding him of the main event tag team match he was supposed to be officiating at that very moment.

The Rookie Regal leaped out of the truck, desperately clawing at his pants, or should we say trousers to get them back on as he sprinted to the ring. However once he made inside the squared circle, out of breath and calling for the opening bell. Steve Peacock (one of the fellow wrestlers) grabbed a microphone and said "Ladies and Gentlemen we apologize but we can't wrestle with a referee who has a massive erection."

Causing the entire arena to burst into laughter at the humiliated and emasculated Regal.

https://i.imgur.com/XUlsGWq.png

And everyone remembers their first time, no matter how brief. So this memory has been permanently burned into the enigmatic Englishman's mind.

So anytime you're feeling perpeutally horny just take a moment to remember what William Regal went through and realize that if you don't calm down and think about what you're doing, it might end badly for you.

You gotta believe it won't be long until you're a little older and your emotions will level out
Holy shit he is back

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BuIIyMaguire
04/22/22 7:59:07 AM
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This is the WWEPropaganda that everyone hypes up? Uh, I couldnt finish reading his post because I got bored. :/

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NeonOctopus
04/22/22 7:59:13 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/4/AAAMFdAACiNU.jpg

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DespondentDeity
04/22/22 8:02:22 AM
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BuIIyMaguire posted...
Uh, I couldnt finish reading his post because I got bored. :/

I missed the part where thats my problem.

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bsp77
04/22/22 8:15:00 AM
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Not anymore. Somewhat older now and also my gf has a very high sex drive, so that stops me from ever getting too worked up.

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Phenomenal_one
04/22/22 8:35:48 AM
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Im beating off in a Walmart bathroom right now

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Master Kazuya
04/22/22 9:01:48 AM
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Reading this got me like

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MrKapowski
04/22/22 9:01:56 AM
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BuIIyMaguire posted...
This is the WWEPropaganda that everyone hypes up? Uh, I couldnt finish reading his post because I got bored. :/

Gonna cry?

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Ivynn
04/22/22 9:04:09 AM
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BuIIyMaguire posted...
This is the WWEPropaganda that everyone hypes up? Uh, I couldnt finish reading his post because I got bored. :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B34DmsMxUlA

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Hummer 2
04/22/22 9:05:11 AM
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WWEPropaganda posted...
You have to wonder if it could just be an age thing TC. Like what happened when former WWE Intercontinental Champion William Regal lost his virginity in the streets of Blackpool England when he was a wee barely legal adult.

http://i.imgur.com/64laK.gif

Regal was new to the Wrestling world and had spent the last several months getting his British bum kicked by men twice his size with 20 times his experience. Then one day while backstage getting prepared to referee a main event tag team match, a beautiful young Scottish lass approached him out of no where and started coming onto him. Until she straight up invited him to have sex with her in the back of the ring-truck.

https://i.imgur.com/vQAr8fV.jpg

Regal was nervous and awestruck but he was as stubborn and determined outside of the ring as he was in it. So he agreed and let her lead him into the truck and onto some sound equipment. He was so bedazzled, horny, excited and confused that he didn't realize it was a trap. Close to the entire ring-crew and half the active roster where standing around and watching as he lost his virginity forever.

It took 5 seconds for him to realize that he was surrounded, and then his excitement turned into horror. Even the girl was laughing now as the booming entrance music could be heard in the distance and she said "Weren't you supposed to be doing something?" reminding him of the main event tag team match he was supposed to be officiating at that very moment.

The Rookie Regal leaped out of the truck, desperately clawing at his pants, or should we say trousers to get them back on as he sprinted to the ring. However once he made inside the squared circle, out of breath and calling for the opening bell. Steve Peacock (one of the fellow wrestlers) grabbed a microphone and said "Ladies and Gentlemen we apologize but we can't wrestle with a referee who has a massive erection."

Causing the entire arena to burst into laughter at the humiliated and emasculated Regal.

https://i.imgur.com/XUlsGWq.png

And everyone remembers their first time, no matter how brief. So this memory has been permanently burned into the enigmatic Englishman's mind.

So anytime you're feeling perpeutally horny just take a moment to remember what William Regal went through and realize that if you don't calm down and think about what you're doing, it might end badly for you.

You gotta believe it won't be long until you're a little older and your emotions will level out

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The_Yahtz09
04/22/22 9:05:59 AM
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bsp77 posted...
Not anymore. Somewhat older now and also my gf has a very high sex drive, so that stops me from ever getting too worked up.
Same. Rarely get horny on my own now. Its not that hard for her to get me going though. Its kinda nice that I don't have to initiate sex, but sometimes it can feel a bit like a chore. I've been on the other side too (gf rarely wants to have sex), and I much prefer it this way.

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--Zero-
04/22/22 9:06:12 AM
#38:


Im always DTF

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bsp77
04/22/22 9:47:35 AM
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The_Yahtz09 posted...
Same. Rarely get horny on my own now. Its not that hard for her to get me going though. Its kinda nice that I don't have to initiate sex, but sometimes it can feel a bit like a chore. I've been on the other side too (gf rarely wants to have sex), and I much prefer it this way.
Make sure you initiate some, so she doesn't feel that you aren't interested. And don't get me wrong, it's not a chore, but she is 16 years younger so just has a much higher drive at this point.

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Master Kazuya
04/22/22 4:29:10 PM
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Can't outpace me if you tried

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BuIIyMaguire
04/22/22 4:35:39 PM
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JFC people really get passionate about their gimmicks.

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Unsuprised_Pika
04/22/22 6:31:19 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
i'm always horny

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WaterLink
04/22/22 6:34:10 PM
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me and my wife both have pretty high libidos so it works out.

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Unknown580
04/22/22 6:35:24 PM
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Practically every day, it's human nature.
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AirFresh
04/22/22 10:55:44 PM
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WWEPropaganda posted...


So anytime you're feeling perpeutally horny just take a moment to remember what William Regal went through and realize that if you don't calm down and think about what you're doing, it might end badly for you.
Thanks Regal.

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HovaRex
04/22/22 10:59:11 PM
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Depends if I'm cycling test cyp or not.

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HungryLuma64
04/22/22 11:00:07 PM
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Every morning. Apparently older people just wake up depressed, so I suppose I'm blessed.

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