Poll of the Day > Donald Trump's funniest moment

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darkknight109
11/08/20 7:35:11 PM
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What was Donald Trump's funniest moment?










So now that the circus is about to leave town and the adults in the room have to go about sifting through the remains and cleaning up the mess, let's remember the rare sparks of amusement that dotted the last four years. Trump actually managed to be one of the funniest presidents in recent memory - almost never intentionally, given that his sense of "humour" is about as funny as watching a cat vomit, but his outsized ego combined with his complete lack of self-awareness and general ignorance gave rise to all sorts of comedic gold.

So which one was your favourite?

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Zareth
11/08/20 7:37:09 PM
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Four Seasons by far. A team of comedians couldn't write a joke that funny.

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papercup
11/08/20 7:39:17 PM
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Zareth posted...
Four Seasons by far. A team of comedians couldn't write a joke that funny.

This

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DevilSummoner1
11/08/20 7:42:10 PM
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Zareth posted...
Four Seasons by far. A team of comedians couldn't write a joke that funny.


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adjl
11/08/20 7:43:47 PM
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I think I've gotta go with Four Seasons. It's got the whole recency bias thing going for it, which makes me feel like it might not be the fairest comparison, but it really is a spectacular blunder.

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Mead
11/08/20 7:45:16 PM
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The four seasons thing without a doubt

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hypnox
11/08/20 7:46:54 PM
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I hate the guy as much as the next guy, but I honestly felt bad for him when I saw the video of him getting booed at the stadium.

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IronBornCorps
11/08/20 7:49:30 PM
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Four Seasons, but I definitely got a lol out of the eclipse. I found Notre Dame and Greenland humorous too.

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Mead
11/08/20 7:51:57 PM
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hypnox posted...
I hate the guy as much as the next guy, but I honestly felt bad for him when I saw the video of him getting booed at the stadium.

yeah you could see the hurt

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CaptainStrong
11/08/20 7:54:05 PM
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Telling Hillary Clinton she'd be in jail if he became president. Too bad he lied.
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IronBornCorps
11/08/20 7:57:16 PM
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Mead posted...
yeah you could see the hurt

I am more tolerant of his supporters when it comes this things like this, I try not to kick when they are down.

Trump however, I would keep kicking and then pee on him (metaphorically). It's one thing to be deceived, but the deceiver I do not feel remorse for. He deserved every bit of those hurt feelings, and his tears nourish me.

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TheWitchMorgana
11/08/20 8:03:04 PM
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Mead posted...
yeah you could see the hurt

it'll never come close to the amount of hurt he's caused

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eating4fun
11/08/20 8:06:05 PM
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Nothing as cool as George bush dodging shoes, and then expressing a face of having fun.

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faramir77
11/08/20 8:08:31 PM
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Zareth posted...
Four Seasons by far. A team of comedians couldn't write a joke that funny.

Imagine walking down that back alley to get some crack, and then you run into the election campaign team of the President of the United States hosting a conference.

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darkknight109
11/08/20 8:28:43 PM
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faramir77 posted...
Imagine walking down that back alley to get some crack, and then you run into the election campaign team of the President of the United States hosting a conference.
I've found myself saying this a lot lately, like when Trump literally left his supporters out in the cold (twice), but the symbolism of having *that* press conference by *that* administration at the wrong place and positioned neatly in between a sex shop and a crematorium is just insanely on-the-nose.

Like, I'm not sure you could have planned that if you wanted to.

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BlackScythe0
11/08/20 8:30:43 PM
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Getting laughed at while speaking at the UN is pretty memorable, has anyone ever been humiliated like that in front of the international community?
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BlackJackCat
11/08/20 8:35:35 PM
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The Four Seasons thing is too poetic to have been accidental. It's like whatever campaign aide had to book that thought of the best way to symbolize his campaign circling the drain.

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Zeus
11/08/20 8:42:35 PM
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When he got two scoops of ice cream and everybody else only got one. Because that *really* triggered some people >_>

Of course, his funniest moment was having the ultimate comeback to Obama's mean tweet response:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3VTbjeb2-4

darkknight109 posted...
Serving championship teams visiting the White House a bunch of fast food

That was fucking epic, tbh. And people still pretend that he's not a president of the people.

Don't be a hamberdglar, bro!

darkknight109 posted...
Booking the wrong "Four Seasons" and holding a press conference at a landscaping company instead of a hotel

Because Trump was in any personally involved in booking that.

darkknight109 posted...
the adults in the room have to go about sifting through the remains and cleaning up the mess,

What adults? If he officially loses, it's Biden and Kamala. And a lot of the problems are largely Obama and Biden's fault, such as promoting BLM and Antifa, depleting the mask stockpile, etc.

At any rate, I'm sure Chairman Winnie will take good care of the US now that his bought & paid for puppet is in charge =p

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BlackScythe0
11/08/20 8:44:27 PM
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Zeus posted...
When he got two scoops of ice cream and everybody else only got one. Because that *really* triggered some people >_>

Of course, his funniest moment was having the ultimate comeback to Obama's mean tweet response:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3VTbjeb2-4

Well it's going to be funny since his question could be applied to himself so it isn't much of a win.

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Lokarin
11/08/20 8:45:49 PM
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Can I get an order of 2 hamberders and a large covfefe?

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BlackJackCat
11/08/20 8:48:51 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Can I get an order of 2 hamberders and a large covfefe?

Did he ever explain what covfefe was, or did he just leave it at that?

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adjl
11/08/20 8:51:16 PM
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BlackJackCat posted...
Did he ever explain what covfefe was, or did he just leave it at that?

By the context, I think he was trying to type "coverage" and just didn't pay any attention to the fact that he didn't.

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Lokarin
11/08/20 8:51:48 PM
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I make the joke that he was pedicting COV-2020, but that's just silly

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OrangeDawn
11/08/20 8:56:14 PM
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I'm a sports guy so the booing at the Nationals game was great for me and a very cathartic moment. The Four Seasons mix-up is pretty damn great though.

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Raddest_Chad
11/08/20 9:02:27 PM
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Laughed at by the UN assembly. Basically the world confirming they think he's a joke.

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Zareth
11/08/20 9:05:09 PM
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Zeus posted...


Because Trump was in any personally involved in booking that.
Doesn't make it any less funny. Also quit simpin'.

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dragon504
11/08/20 9:09:23 PM
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CaptainStrong posted...
Telling Hillary Clinton she'd be in jail if he became president. Too bad he lied.

This, it was a perfect mic drop moment. Shame there was no follow through.

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streamofthesky
11/08/20 9:09:56 PM
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Wait, did Trump himself actually show up at the 4 Seasons place? I thought it was just "his team".

Voted for staring at the eclipse and someone yelling at him to not look, cause holy fuck did that encapsulate in just a few seconds what an utter fucking moron he is, and will live on for years as a meme.

Getting laughed at by everyone at the UN and getting loudly booed at the baseball game are good contenders as well, though.

Also feel the need to give a shoutout to Rex Tillerson, for his brutal honesty.
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Grinderpug
11/08/20 9:22:35 PM
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How the hell did I miss the Four Seasons?!?

voted baseball btw

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Grinderpug
11/08/20 9:23:46 PM
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Lmao Rex Tillerson! Is he the Trumps a fuckin moron guy?

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BlackScythe0
11/08/20 9:27:00 PM
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Grinderpug posted...
Lmao Rex Tillerson! Is he the Trumps a fuckin moron guy?

Yea, he is. I'm guessing he made a comment in twitter? I need to go check.

Edit: https://twitter.com/rextillersonwh?lang=en
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Grinderpug
11/08/20 9:36:02 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Yea, he is. I'm guessing he made a comment in twitter? I need to go check.

Edit: https://twitter.com/rextillersonwh?lang=en
Was not expecting his twitter feed to look like that.

I deleted Twitter recently but I might have to get back in there for Rex Tillerson now

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Grinderpug
11/08/20 9:38:12 PM
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CaptainStrong posted...
Telling Hillary Clinton she'd be in jail if he became president. Too bad he lied.
He should TOTALLY throw her in jail before he gets arrested too!

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Raddest_Chad
11/08/20 9:39:13 PM
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Grinderpug posted...
He should TOTALLY throw her in jail before he gets arrested too!
There could be some technicality that allows them to be cellmates and we have a new Odd Couple!

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streamofthesky
11/08/20 11:14:25 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Yea, he is. I'm guessing he made a comment in twitter? I need to go check.

Edit: https://twitter.com/rextillersonwh?lang=en
Was not expecting his twitter feed to look like that.
Wow, don't use twitter really, so that's new to me, too.

Good on him!

Dude was a filthy rich oil tycoon CEO before being appointed by Trump, I think? Never would've thought he'd turn out to be such an awesome, conscientious person. When he was appointed, I figured he'd just use his post to corruptly enrich himself, not make a moral stand.
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SunWuKung420
11/08/20 11:20:12 PM
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The look of sadness from getting booed was delicious.

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LeetCheet
11/08/20 11:24:57 PM
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He didn't say it but "Will you shut up, man?" from Biden to Trump was pretty funny.
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Sahuagin
11/09/20 12:02:17 AM
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I liked covfefe, they named a star in Stellaris after it, but I hadn't heard of the Four Seasons Landscaping thing, that's hilarious

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Lokarin
11/09/20 1:58:07 AM
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Get the President of Puerto Rico on the phone

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OhhhJa
11/09/20 2:23:24 AM
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Zeus posted...
Because Trump was in any personally involved in booking that.
Honestly, stuff like this is proof that he is surrounded by people in his own administration trying to sabotage him
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JigsawTDC
11/09/20 2:38:32 AM
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OhhhJa posted...
Honestly, stuff like this is proof that he is surrounded by people in his own administration trying to sabotage him

Seems more like proof that he surrounds himself with people as incompetent as him.
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BlackJackCat
11/09/20 7:59:41 AM
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JigsawTDC posted...
Seems more like proof that he surrounds himself with people as incompetent as him.

No, whoever booked that was a cunning and calculated genius.

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adjl
11/09/20 9:02:13 AM
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Grinderpug posted...
How the hell did I miss the Four Seasons?!?

It only just happened on like Friday or Saturday. It was bound to fly under the radar of anyone who hasn't been paying pretty close attention.

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Judgmenl
11/09/20 9:15:11 AM
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"inject disinfectant"

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kind9
11/09/20 9:20:14 AM
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I could laugh at W because he was somewhat charming for how dumb he was. Nothing about Trump is funny to me.

I guess the Four Seasons thing because I just heard about that. Didn't he even tweet that location of the gardening place, without any context?

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OhhhJa
11/09/20 9:24:33 AM
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JigsawTDC posted...
Seems more like proof that he surrounds himself with people as incompetent as him.
The whole thing reeks of a set up. How do you even make reservations at a landscaping company anyway?
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man101
11/09/20 11:48:17 AM
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OhhhJa posted...
The whole thing reeks of a set up. How do you even make reservations at a landscaping company anyway?
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
Listen to thirty seconds of any Trump speech or interview from any time in the past decade and tell me it's not just infinitely more likely that the dude is a dunce than that there is some massive conspiracy to make him look bad.

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Antbregante
11/09/20 11:51:58 AM
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The funniest is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1AU4qi7tWg

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BADoglick
11/09/20 11:59:52 AM
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darkknight109
11/09/20 12:06:25 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
Honestly, stuff like this is proof that he is surrounded by people in his own administration trying to sabotage him
All of whom were appointed by him, so I'm not sure that speaks highly of his ability to pick good people for jobs.

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