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masticatingman
08/25/20 12:26:44 AM
#151:


WaterLink posted...
What tequila has worms in it?
Thats not tequila - youre thinking of mezcal. Its a liquor made with agave like tequila but its a completely separate liquor. Its just a lot less well known in the states. Well known in Mexico though. Heres something about those worms:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mezcal_worm

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MabusIncarnate
08/25/20 12:35:17 AM
#152:


masticatingman posted...
Thats not tequila - youre thinking of mezcal. Its a liquor made with agave like tequila but its a completely separate liquor. Its just a lot less well known in the states. Well known in Mexico though. Heres something about those worms:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mezcal_worm
Interesting, I always thought it was tequila

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I just flew over a place called Hooterville. I think it's in Tennessee because i'm getting close to Nashville.
I'll meet you in Hooterville, land at the nearest strip club

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/25/20 12:40:32 AM
#153:


I didn't see a runway and I was going way too fast to land there. I'm just a little north of Little Rock right now.

I'm in a 737 and they keep telling me to fly at 7500ft. I know that's not right. I probably left some flaps up or down or whatever but I turn on autopilot that should correct all that shit. Seems like it's taking longer to get there than it should. I occasionally take it off auto pilot and floor the engines to 100% but I just noticed my fuel is at 16% I thought I had unlimited fuel in the settings but I guess not. I may or may not make it but godamnit if I go down i'm going down as fast as that plane will nose dive.

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JimCarrysToe
08/25/20 1:21:56 AM
#154:


Finally found something more useless than me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gKpCouH2lw

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nevershine
08/25/20 1:24:29 AM
#155:


what makes it useless? it certainly is a box, and it uh...well has stuff inside no doubt.

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Shablagoo
08/25/20 1:53:36 AM
#156:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Gives you enough time to get drunk

I was thinking about something, as much of a tequila drinker that I am, i've never had a bottle with a worm in it. I think I need to do this, I feel like it's the right thing to do. I'm gonna eat it too.

WaterLink posted...
What's this shit about liquor with worms in it?

check this out tho

The Sourtoe Cocktail
Dawson, Yukon Territory
A famed drink seasoned with an amputated toe, now on its tenth digit.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/sourtoe-cocktail

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JimCarrysToe
08/25/20 2:10:20 AM
#157:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNRSCVIKtM0

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/25/20 2:20:59 AM
#158:


Alright so I finally landed in Nashville. This game is complicated as fuck is all I can say. I had autopilot on but it just circled Nashville 2 or 3 times. Fucking plane auto piloted itself in between two run ways for the landing. Took over 4 hours because I don't know what the fuck happened. If that was real life, I would be absolutely fired and dragged off the plane.

The detail is fucking crazy though. All real time shit so even the moon was the correct phase. I need to do this during the day though to see more shit. No weather the whole way I guess that's accurate.

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nevershine
08/25/20 2:22:57 AM
#159:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Alright so I finally landed in Nashville. This game is complicated as fuck is all I can say. I had autopilot on but it just circled Nashville 2 or 3 times. Fucking plane auto piloted itself in between two run ways for the landing. Took over 4 hours because I don't know what the fuck happened. If that was real life, I would be absolutely fired and dragged off the plane.

The detail is fucking crazy though. All real time shit so even the moon was the correct phase. I need to do this during the day though to see more shit. No weather the whole way I guess that's accurate.
i mean, if it was my last day on earth, i wouldnt turn you down as my pilot.

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TreyFlowers
08/25/20 5:01:20 AM
#160:


https://ashesofcreation.com/mmo

This looks fucking awesome.

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TreyFlowers
08/25/20 6:23:23 AM
#161:


I'm no kpop fan but that "how you like that" song by Blackpink might be the catchiest song I've ever heard in my life

https://youtu.be/ioNng23DkIM

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JimCarrysToe
08/25/20 4:38:01 PM
#162:


Damn nature was really like "fuck this turtle". Gave her a hole in her shell RIGHT WHERE THE HEART IS. Wtf why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afEgee6HUio

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JimCarrysToe
08/25/20 5:48:52 PM
#163:


God fucking damnit my favorite streamer has turned out to be a manipulative, threatens suicide if he doesn't get what he wants, fuckin creep who sends dick pics to underage fans. I thought for sure he was the ONE I'd never have to worry about hearing this shit from, I thought he was definitely one of the few good ones, but nope. And he admitted and apologized for it so its not like I can hope its all a lie. How much worse is this year gonna get?

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MabusIncarnate
08/25/20 5:51:23 PM
#164:


Poor turtle

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WaterLink
08/25/20 5:53:09 PM
#165:


JimCarrysToe posted...
God fucking damnit my favorite streamer has turned out to be a manipulative, threatens suicide if he doesn't get what he wants, fuckin creep who sends dick pics to underage fans. I thought for sure he was the ONE I'd never have to worry about hearing this shit from, I thought he was definitely one of the few good ones, but nope. And he admitted and apologized for it so its not like I can hope its all a lie. How much worse is this year gonna get?

Yikes, but with all the streamers and gamers that have been exposed this year I can't say I'm surprised. There's something rotten in the culture of streamers and pro gaming.

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MabusIncarnate
08/25/20 5:54:54 PM
#166:


TreyFlowers posted...
I'm no kpop fan but that "how you like that" song by Blackpink might be the catchiest song I've ever heard in my life

https://youtu.be/ioNng23DkIM
I hesitate to click this, i've managed to never listen to K-Pop in my life until this moment

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/25/20 6:28:04 PM
#167:


What streamer was this?

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JimCarrysToe
08/25/20 7:04:28 PM
#168:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What streamer was this?
MiniLaddd

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/25/20 7:05:24 PM
#169:


Never heard of him what's he stream about?

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JimCarrysToe
08/25/20 7:15:00 PM
#170:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Never heard of him what's he stream about?
He plays video games and reacts to memes and videos viewers send him. I think he was about to go into music stuff before this happened. Also this happened like months ago but I didn't hear about it cuz I don't go on twitter :/ He did charity livestreams too to build wells in africa, he's even personally gone and helped build the wells with other volunteers. Somehow his fans convinced him to buy a 6 or 7ft stuffed giraffe and that turned into a whole thing where when he went on tour fans gave him fuck tons of giraffes and he donated them to the ronald mcdonald house charity.

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JimCarrysToe
08/25/20 7:26:07 PM
#171:


Welp, time to watch a fuck ton of butterflies and how to open shellfish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJTy_8Dtbsc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq3X60H7aBo

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YugiNoob
08/25/20 8:17:06 PM
#172:


Henry and Jeannie will never betray their fans like that D:

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/25/20 8:44:08 PM
#173:


So i'm not gonna lie my gf caught me off guard the other day with a completely out of the blue blow job. I couldn't get the job done and I was so pissed. I had just started drinking and I wasn't even in that mindset and she just started goin to town

I hope there's nothing wrong with my drive because she doesn't do that everyday and when she does it's the best day ever for both of us.

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MabusIncarnate
08/25/20 9:26:51 PM
#174:


Whiskey dick happens bro, I wouldn't worry too much.

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YugiNoob
08/25/20 9:31:21 PM
#175:


Say... can you buy those tiny earthworms? Although I wonder if Miracle Gro would kill them. Or I probably wouldnt need it with a few tiny worms fertilizing the soil

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MabusIncarnate
08/25/20 9:37:11 PM
#176:


You can but you probably have to buy a lot. See if a local bait shop or gas station sells them.

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MabusIncarnate
08/25/20 11:52:33 PM
#177:


Shit is wild on CE tonight, i'm getting drunk, still playing Spiritfarer

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dj1200
08/26/20 12:23:11 AM
#178:


Whos drinking? Ive got vodka

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JimCarrysToe
08/26/20 12:50:05 AM
#179:


So I just heard they made a new dr dolittle movie.... One scene I saw has RDJ(the doctor) anally probing a dragon with a leek and then farts in his face. I almost wanna watch it just for that lol. Its got a rotten tomatoes score of 13, someone said its worse than cats.

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MabusIncarnate
08/26/20 12:54:57 AM
#180:


Sometimes bad movies are great

Zombeavers is a fantastic horror movie

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MabusIncarnate
08/26/20 1:55:09 AM
#181:


I just ate a whole jar of pickled pepperoncini peppers

They are top tier drinking snack food

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MabusIncarnate
08/26/20 1:58:46 AM
#182:


https://youtu.be/x-z1Q5-rjIs

A violent clash, a plunder of the third world,
Any wretched ploy that bolsters our economy.
I ain't no blind supporter, I'm a conscious citizen
And I know that we are living too far out of bounds.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/20 2:40:04 AM
#183:


Probly just broke up with the gf tonight. I am getting so sick of people telling ME how I am.... "I can tell your mad......"

"No i'm really not"

"Stop yelling at me"


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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/20 2:52:22 AM
#184:


Believe me if was mad i'd start WRECKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdNLnT7GpN0

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MabusIncarnate
08/26/20 2:56:01 AM
#185:


Shit man, sleep on it, don't say anything out of anger. Let it settle before you make a rash decision, get your head clear.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/20 3:01:13 AM
#186:


I was just on the phone with her. I'm PISSED. She just suddenly knows me now. BIG mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7ZsYe5Uwg0

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MabusIncarnate
08/26/20 3:03:18 AM
#187:


And you managed to post the best 2 songs on that album back to back

I love this track, SOAD is a great band

https://youtu.be/WgV6zVxRsIc

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/20 3:09:00 AM
#188:


Ohhhhhh yeah i'm in a boozin mood now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovnJWwBcEks

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MabusIncarnate
08/26/20 3:11:36 AM
#189:


Always liked this cover of Message in a Bottle

https://youtu.be/Yu-Ulye5Axc

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/20 3:12:50 AM
#190:


@CanuckCowboy Not gonna lie man @JimCarrysToe would have been a huuuuuuge pain in the ass. I mean for christ sake imagine meeting her mother Jessssus H fuck

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MabusIncarnate
08/26/20 3:15:27 AM
#191:


Oh man it's covers night ladies and gentlemen, put your motherfucking requests in and rock out

https://youtu.be/sZOqEMy1-h0

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MabusIncarnate
08/26/20 3:17:31 AM
#192:


https://youtu.be/L2IYUehYj0I

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/20 3:18:25 AM
#193:


I feel this applies to the bitch that just listens to everyone else before me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtI5Mw12mh8

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MabusIncarnate
08/26/20 3:21:41 AM
#194:


https://youtu.be/iQ1ajf4cDlA

Hidden tracks used to be a thing, this generation will never know. Let that last song run in silence for 20+ minutes and there might be something at the end.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/20 3:25:04 AM
#195:


GREAT TUNE! Mabus posted good shit too i'm not turning a blind eye to that either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peQhtPQ2Kzk

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/20 3:57:15 AM
#196:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRURmhFE6BI

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/20 4:12:53 AM
#197:


Today should be fun. My gf is going to try to maybe pretend like nothing happened I'm sorry but when someone tells me to stop yelling at them when im laughing..... i'm ...I can't They can only justify it by my response "YELLING!?" as i'm laughing..... Either way i'm gonna let her have it if she forgets my birthday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54W8kktFE_o

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MabusIncarnate
08/26/20 4:16:19 AM
#198:


Aw fuck how old are ya?

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/20 4:17:19 AM
#199:


36 and i've already broken a hip.

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MabusIncarnate
08/26/20 4:19:19 AM
#200:


Damn old man, you are in rougher shape than me and i'm going on 39 in a couple months

Gonna buy you some extra tennis balls for your walker legs

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