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So_Hajile
09/01/20 9:44:49 PM
#451:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I legit want some 007 shit like an oil slick or black smoke that emits from the rear end of my car when people wanna tailgate me, it makes me irrationally angry. Fuck people like that. People do it ALL the time in TN, even if you are going like 10 mph over the limited, Billy Bob fatty in his giant raised pick up wants to ride 4 feet from your bumper like you are going 20 under.
I can confirm this. >_<

There's a highway I take after I get off the interstate where the speed limit is 50. I go the limit because it's a road the police have to use to get to their station. It's also the road anyone from the bigger city will use to get to the interstate. It's also the road used by state troopers to get to the bigger city. Point is, there are always police.

Yet there's always somebody, everyday, riding my bumper to go faster. The upside is that I know of the two spots the police park their vehicles to make sure nobody is speeding. If people behind me are bumper riders, I make sure to slow down to the limit (maybe a mile or two slightly under) right before I get to those spots. There's been several times where the person behind me will pass and floor it on up the road----only to get busted by the cops.

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IfGodCouldDie
09/01/20 9:47:20 PM
#452:


So_Hajile posted...
I can confirm this. >_<

There's a highway I take after I get off the interstate where the speed limit is 50. I go the limit because it's a road the police have to use to get to their station. It's also the road anyone from the bigger city will use to get to the interstate. It's also the road used by state troopers to get to the bigger city. Point is, there are always police.

Yet there's always somebody, everyday, riding my bumper to go faster. The upside is that I know of the two spots the police park their vehicles to make sure nobody is speeding. If people behind me are bumper riders, I make sure to slow down to the limit (maybe a mile or two slightly under) right before I get to those spots. There's been several times where the person behind me will pass and floor it on up the road----only to get busted by the cops.
Nice.

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MabusIncarnate
09/01/20 9:56:26 PM
#453:


I would love to see this happen more. In my town, even if i'm going the speed limit and pass a cop with someone legit 5-6 feet from my bumper, they never pull them over for following too close or wreckless driving. There are a LOT of deer, raccoons, wild dogs and cats around here, guaranteed if I need to slam my brakes for a deer especially, that asshole is in the trunk of my car.

It's senseless to not leave enough room between you and the car in front of you in case they need to stop suddenly

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/01/20 10:04:44 PM
#454:


It really is senseless. There's actually zero benefit to it. I don't know what they're trying to do. If they want me to speed up they're gonna have to fire shots then that's a whole other thing.

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WaterLink
09/01/20 10:07:02 PM
#455:


I will say people in the left lane should get over if they aren't passing anyone. Its annoying as shit to be behind some dumbass in the left lane holding it up and making people pass them on the right lane.

If its a single lane road then yeah you just gotta deal with it.
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Questionmarktarius
09/01/20 10:19:42 PM
#456:


It's more fun to flank the guy in the left lane;

X
ZY
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z

X=left lane hog
Y=me
Z=impatient assholes
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IfGodCouldDie
09/02/20 12:34:44 AM
#457:


Questionmarktarius posted...
It's more fun to flank the guy in the left lane;

X
ZY
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z

X=left lane hog
Y=me
Z=impatient assholes
This is the worst.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/02/20 12:50:28 AM
#458:


So I figured it out. My girlfriend has a crazy fixation on rocking chairs. She's bought like 3 camping ones that rock, and honestly I fucking love em myself. I have an old small rocking chair that was my Mothers. 6 month anniversary, i'm going to give it to my gf. It's just collecting dust and I figure I can probably fix it up a little bit, hopefully she won't break right through it once she sits down on it.

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Questionmarktarius
09/02/20 12:51:38 AM
#459:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
This is the worst.
X can change lanes whenever he wants. That first Z won't, at least not without buying me a new car.
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IfGodCouldDie
09/02/20 1:04:55 AM
#460:


Questionmarktarius posted...
X can change lanes whenever he wants. That first Z won't, at least not without buying me a new car.
I know, X was who I was talking about.

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Questionmarktarius
09/02/20 1:11:47 AM
#461:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
I know, X was who I was talking about.
Y still gets to cackle like a lunatic the whole time.
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JimCarrysToe
09/02/20 1:52:44 AM
#462:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22vbhTi1ieI

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MabusIncarnate
09/02/20 1:56:41 AM
#463:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22vbhTi1ieI
This was great, love the Portal games. I played this song on Rock Band quite a bit

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JimCarrysToe
09/02/20 2:14:11 AM
#464:


Guys I wanna get a boat. Let's all get a boat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaEXyQg7pCc

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MI4 REAL
09/02/20 7:18:18 AM
#465:


Beer time.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/02/20 4:18:29 PM
#466:


Fuck a boat. I have to go way out of my way to get to a lake. Boats can kiss my ass.

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JimCarrysToe
09/02/20 7:24:11 PM
#467:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEaaYEhIqvA

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MabusIncarnate
09/02/20 9:15:41 PM
#468:


I got a rare 6 pack of Schlafly pumpkin ale tonight, this stuff is fantastic. It's usually only in town for a month here tops, and it sells out very fast. I never got my hands on any last year, tonight they had one left in the fridge and I snagged it. It's considered a special release because of how limited quantities they make, if it sells so damn well idk why they don't produce more.

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IfGodCouldDie
09/02/20 9:24:14 PM
#469:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I got a rare 6 pack of Schlafly pumpkin ale tonight, this stuff is fantastic. It's usually only in town for a month here tops, and it sells out very fast. I never got my hands on any last year, tonight they had one left in the fridge and I snagged it. It's considered a special release because of how limited quantities they make, if it sells so damn well idk why they don't produce more.
It sells so well because it is such a limited release.

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dj1200
09/02/20 10:53:10 PM
#470:


drinking 1 of several blue moons tonight

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TreyFlowers
09/02/20 11:02:01 PM
#471:


Blue Moon is a great beer

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MI4 REAL
09/02/20 11:14:59 PM
#472:


I failed again.

But I musn't give up.

I need to take a hiatus.

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jon1012
09/03/20 12:40:07 AM
#473:


drinking

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jon1012
09/03/20 12:45:19 AM
#474:


its so good to not drink often and have a low ass tolerance. 3 beers and i'm already feeling kinda drunk

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MabusIncarnate
09/03/20 12:45:55 AM
#475:


Damn, 3 beers and 3 shots of tequila is about when I first start feeling a buzz

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WaterLink
09/03/20 1:14:05 AM
#476:


My birthday is in 2 days so I'm gonna get HELLA drunk
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MabusIncarnate
09/03/20 1:16:06 AM
#477:


How many rings you got in that tree trunk, geezer?

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/03/20 1:21:35 AM
#478:


Having some Tequila tonight. Got a raise seemingly out of nowhere. I've been going almost non stop since the pandemic and they finally noticed I guess.

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jon1012
09/03/20 1:30:23 AM
#479:


WaterLink posted...
My birthday is in 2 days so I'm gonna get HELLA drunk

on your bday or tonight?

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jon1012
09/03/20 1:33:44 AM
#480:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Damn, 3 beers and 3 shots of tequila is about when I first start feeling a buzz

too much $

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MabusIncarnate
09/03/20 1:43:58 AM
#481:


jon1012 posted...
too much $
It does add up for sure

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WaterLink
09/03/20 1:53:06 AM
#482:


MabusIncarnate posted...
How many rings you got in that tree trunk, geezer?

Will be 31

jon1012 posted...
WaterLink posted...
My birthday is in 2 days so I'm gonna get HELLA drunk

on your bday or tonight?

Bday. I pretty much do my drinking on weekends now, im tired of hangovers at work.
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Questionmarktarius
09/03/20 1:55:01 AM
#483:


MabusIncarnate posted...
lol, straight concentrate OJ is vile
I dunno... I like to eat the stuff with a spoon, right out of the freezer.
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MabusIncarnate
09/03/20 2:02:50 AM
#484:


WaterLink posted...
Will be 31

Bday. I pretty much do my drinking on weekends now, im tired of hangovers at work.
Damn, i'm pushing 39 next month

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/03/20 2:06:06 AM
#485:


At least you haven't broken your hip yet.

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Shablagoo
09/03/20 2:07:36 AM
#486:


ok something interesting has happened lately

rather than blacking out and passing the fuck out like normal ive merely lied down and looked at my phone for a while until regaining my motor senses, and then risen to drink more

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MabusIncarnate
09/03/20 2:14:35 AM
#487:


Shablagoo posted...
ok something interesting has happened lately

rather than blacking out and passing the fuck out like normal ive merely lied down and looked at my phone for a while until regaining my motor senses, and then risen to drink more
You are a visionary and a scholar good sir

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Smackems
09/03/20 2:16:15 AM
#488:


Hi everyone I'm sober all the time

Except for that one thing I do sometimes

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TreyFlowers
09/03/20 2:58:03 AM
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TreyFlowers
09/03/20 2:58:26 AM
#490:


Not too strong, but pretty nice rakija.

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MabusIncarnate
09/03/20 3:00:29 AM
#491:


Pear, nice. You don't see a lot of that here. Wife's grandparents have a pear tree in their yard and i've made wine out of the pears, turned out okay but wouldn't offer it to anyone, lol.

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MabusIncarnate
09/03/20 3:01:04 AM
#492:


@Johnny_Nutcase It's that time again bud, you wanna make the next topic?

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MI4 REAL
09/03/20 3:01:10 AM
#493:


I'd prefer to be in quarantine killing my liver rn

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TreyFlowers
09/03/20 3:01:30 AM
#494:


Wife's dad makes it from cheap wine. In this big drum that looks like it'd get you on a terrorist watch list if you ordered it online. Looks like a bomb making device.

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MI4 REAL
09/03/20 3:01:49 AM
#495:


or y'know, in quarantine not killing my liver.

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TreyFlowers
09/03/20 3:02:26 AM
#496:



Looks like something like this

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MI4 REAL
09/03/20 3:02:32 AM
#497:


Got to ladder down.

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MI4 REAL
09/03/20 3:02:53 AM
#498:


they think they all look like one of those.

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MI4 REAL
09/03/20 3:03:46 AM
#499:


Welcome to the paranoid states of america.

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MI4 REAL
09/03/20 3:04:00 AM
#500:


bois

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