Board 8 > any of you ever had a catheter

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MoogleKupo141
06/14/20 2:18:40 AM
#1:


wang tube


the pee got backed up in me and they put a tube in my dong and it was a bad feeling
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Brayze_II
06/14/20 2:40:36 AM
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Pressing F for your urethra

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StealThisSheen
06/14/20 2:51:49 AM
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I'm gonna need some details on how and why this happened so I can take every precaution to make it not happen

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MoogleKupo141
06/14/20 4:33:31 AM
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not sure

I went to the emergency room because I had pretty bad pain around where my appendix is so I thought it was that, then it turned out to be my swollen bladder, there was like 600 ml of pee in there that wasnt coming out

I have to make an appointment with a urologist on Monday so they can try to figure out why it happened
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XIII_rocks
06/14/20 4:35:09 AM
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No and I really really don't want one either


there was like 600 ml of pee in there that wasnt coming out

Hope you're doing OK there dude that sounds horrific

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MoogleKupo141
06/14/20 4:43:23 AM
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I feel totally fine now, thank you for your concern.
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MariaTaylor
06/14/20 5:43:35 AM
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this is high on my list of things I never want to happen.

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ninkendo
06/14/20 5:44:27 AM
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my mom had to learn how to insert catheters into patients

not fun

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Ryokles
06/14/20 6:11:29 AM
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Yes but I dont have a penis and holy shit it sucks the other way too

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_SecretSquirrel
06/14/20 6:50:24 AM
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I hope I never have to.

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neonreaper
06/14/20 7:20:48 AM
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Always suck out the pee

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Raka_Putra
06/14/20 7:36:24 AM
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Don't forget to pee.

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bryans7
06/14/20 7:46:09 AM
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Only when I've had surgery. So I never had to feel it going in thank God.

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Commodore
06/14/20 7:46:46 AM
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I've inserted many catheters, but they've all been on intubated/sedated patients. Had to consult urology a few times and let me tell ya, when they start getting out the metal instruments it is not pretty.

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ChaosTonyV4
06/14/20 8:44:11 AM
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Did you try screaming?

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TomNook
06/14/20 10:41:14 AM
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I seriously hope they numb you for this. I had a pube accidentally go in wang hole one time and it was ridiculously painful.

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ShatteredElysium
06/14/20 10:46:11 AM
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Yeah when I had lung surgery and had it in for like a week. It was miserable. The worst part was after they took it out and it just constantly felt like I needed to pee even when I didn't need to or had just peed.

I'm also fairly certain it caused some sort of damage as my bladder became considerably weaker after that.
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greengravy294
06/14/20 11:02:29 AM
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My pee pee got swabbed once because I thought I had a kidney stone or some sort of UTI

thankfully it was neither and it turned out that idk, I forget

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Corrik7
06/14/20 11:09:10 AM
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MoogleKupo141 posted...
the pee got backed up in me and they put a tube in my dong and it was a bad feeling
It's not a bad feeling. It's the WORST feeling ever.

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banananor
06/14/20 12:12:29 PM
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Good luck, hope everything goes smoothly and quickly

MoogleKupo141 posted...
the pee got backed up in me and they put a tube in my dong and it was a bad feeling
the cadence and rhyme of this is going to be stuck in my head for a while

was the pain pre or post tube worse?

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MoogleKupo141
06/14/20 5:15:06 PM
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the worst pain was like the second part of the insertion. It went in at first and was like ow and then it went in more and was like owewwewee and then it was mostly ok

before the tube the pain around my bladder was pretty terrible whenever I tried standing up and not so bad when I was lying down

Did you try screaming?


no I was trying not to scream

seriously hope they numb you for this. I had a pube accidentally go in wang hole one time and it was ridiculously painful.


they didnt numb me although I was already on some morphine for the original pain so maybe that helped some?
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pepper2012
06/14/20 6:12:41 PM
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Nope but my friend did after surgery and she had it in a few days.
Later on after discharge we had to drive her back because apparently a side effect of having one is forgetting how to pee lmao

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MoogleKupo141
06/14/20 7:55:27 PM
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Scrotal anatomic dead space is a new phrase for me

yikes

I seem to be peeing normally so far today so hopefully this will turn out to just be a freak incident
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greengravy294
06/14/20 8:09:35 PM
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pepper2012
06/14/20 9:21:12 PM
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MoogleKupo141 posted...
Scrotal anatomic dead space

Good name for a death metal band

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MoogleKupo141
06/14/20 9:29:54 PM
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also the first game in a reboot of the Dead Space series
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neonreaper
06/15/20 7:00:46 AM
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greengravy294 posted...
Just cut your penis off bro

then hell still have that tube sticking out he will be tube dick. Robot wiener

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