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Tom Bombadil
11/29/19 8:34:23 AM
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Welcome (back) to B8WL, the topic where I flip a bunch of cards and roll a bunch of dice to book a pro wrestling fed crossing over real pro wrestlers, fictional characters, and board 8ers! This uses Face to the Mat, a nifty little game by the good folks at Plaay Games. I like to ask for input occasionally, most often by letting y'all nominate celeb cameos. Speaking of which, since it's a new topic I will take one celeb nom per person until the next cycle, even if you've already nommed this cycle. This project is about 60% RNG+charts, 30% me, and 10% y'all. Updates seem to average about twice a month.

Signups are always open, although there is a pretty long queue at this point. I'll give a bit of priority if you seem particularly excited or involved over time, but even if you just throw down a "put me in" I'll get there...eventually...probably. Feel free to give some guidance as to how you envision your character, or not!

Here's a google sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ryrj0mup5cniXmZKb0MSI0L1g580tUR7AoDpVY1i5B8/edit?usp=sharing
This has about all the info you could ever want on the state and history of B8WL! Be careful though because it's what I use to book so if you poke around too much while I'm in the middle of an update you might see some spoilers before I post them.

Storyline refresher info will be forthcoming in the next couple days and a show not too much longer than that, I hope. It's kinda a crazy time in Bololand but I at least wanted to get a placeholder up before the old one purged. >_> We just finished up "Season 1" and now have a set cycle for our PPVs! We're coming up on Exile, which might shake up the roster a good bit.

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Strife2
11/29/19 9:09:08 AM
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Yay

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Tom Bombadil
12/01/19 8:59:02 AM
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As mentioned, we are coming up on Exile, which means that to get a title shot you have to put your career on the line! Last time all four challengers came up short and got their walking papers, so this event is likely to accelerate the already somewhat rapid rate of roster turnover. It'll also be kinda interesting because I try to avoid putting B8ers in that position, but all the champs are heels and most of the faces are B8. Your current champs are:

B8WL Champion: Korayashi
Kora shocked the world by winning the Royal Rumble (pretty much entirely thanks to an assist from stablemate King Maniac) and again by defeating Cena for the title in the main event of PLAAYMania.

B8UCA Champion: Bangladesh DuPree
The only champ to retain at Mania, and the only female on the roster, Bang has been taking down all challengers for a while now. However, ECHO has come for Bang and her YMD stablemates after their continued disrespect of the Undertaker. Will karma catch up to her?

Hardcore Champion: TheSultanOfSlam
Sultan won the title in his singles debut, knocking off david. He's yet to make any friends here, so will that catch up to him when the gloves come off?

Master of Taybles: Eddv
The senior member of Men of Low Moral Fiber has been making some waves lately, culminating in emerging victorious in the latest installment of their feud with Mario. After losing to Sultan last week, he is forced to put the title up this week, so maybe he won't even make it to Exile!

Other storylines:

-Strife has been repeatedly screwed over by the Knights Radiant. Will he ever get revenge?

-XIII has dominated the roster unofficially, but has yet to actually win a big match. He has Cena's number, but will he get it done in ROCKS IN A BOX? And does Flair have an opinion on being added to You Me and DuPree and then immediately getting discarded?

-Panthera has become a Phantom Thief, and set his sights on the corrupt Dario Cueto. Cueto in turn has begun using the MLMF as thugs to keep order.

-There have been some mysterious and as yet unexplained incidents. Mario's legendary Rumble effort was cut short by a mystery attacker, and there was a mysterious letter given to Eddv that appears to be causing friction in the MLMF ranks.

FACES
Boko
Strife
Daniel Bryan
Mario
ECHO [CPU]
Scare (CeNation)
Eaed
Panthera
davidponte [injured]
John Cena (CeNation- leader)
The Rock (CeNation)

HEELS
Bowser [injured] (MLMF)
Kora (Knights Radiant)
eddv (MLMF- Leader)
TheSultanOfSlam
R-Truth (MLMF)
Zangief (Knights Radiant)
XIII (YMD- Leader)
Maniac (Knights Radiant- Leader)
Bangladesh DuPree (YMD)
Ric Flair
Ludwig von Koopa (MLMF)
M. Bison (YMD)

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davidponte
12/01/19 11:29:39 AM
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Maniac64
12/01/19 3:12:50 PM
#5:


Ahem

That's King Maniac (Knights Radiant- Leader)

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Korayashi
12/04/19 5:40:50 PM
#6:


and that's B8WL Champion Kora (Knights Radiant - Champion of B8WL)

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IhatethisCPU
12/05/19 3:15:08 AM
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(Don't mind me while I fix this up here- Transitional B8WL Champion Kora (Knights Radiant - The Matt Taven but with Less Charisma of B8WL)

(....apologies, it's 3 in the morning, I've had massive writers/promo block for the last month and my right arm's killing me for some reason. @_@)

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Korayashi
12/08/19 4:52:36 PM
#8:


Hey now, I don't need to take that from some parentheses.

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Tom Bombadil
12/11/19 8:37:31 PM
#9:


hey how's about we actually play this game some

Show 2-2

-Bowser is in the ring to host Dario Cueto. Cueto starts by railing against Panth for a bit, before creepy music and lights cut him off! Is this our mysterious interloper again? There's a bunch of hoopla, but nothing really happens, and Cueto grabs the mic. Whoever's been screwing with his show and his talent, they've done a good job, but he's not going to let them continue! B8WL isn't gonna be kicked around by somebody who can't even show their face!

-Cueto is backstage with @eaedwards6400 . Eaed has really been on a cold streak lately, but the fans are behind him nonetheless. Everybody loves a good underdog, right? That's why Cueto is going to keep putting Eaed in matches he'll never win!

-Match: Eaed v. King @Maniac64
Maniac has already made short work of his former partner, so this does indeed look like it'll be another long night fo-ROLLUP! 1.....2.....3!
Winner: Eaed

-Eaed is tired of being told he's a loser! A few weeks ago, he fought Flair to a double DQ, and last week, Flair needed cheap shots and chair shots to beat him! Eaed wants one more shot at him!

-Miz is backstage, thinking about the world title picture. He's gotta find somebody that can stop those underhanded Knights Radiant before they kill the ratings!

-Match: @Strife2 and @MajinZidane v. Knights Radiant (B8WL Champ @Korayashi and Zangief)
This went poorly for the faces last week, but will removing Maniac and David change the dynamic? It looks like it, as Boko and Strife somehow manage to gel as a team and control the opening portions. Tags are made in and out, but Boko goes to the well one too many times, gets a massive powerbomb from Zangief, and that's it.
Winners: Zangief and Kora

-Man, Kora didn't even have to tag in that match! Afterwards, YMD's music hits, and out comes M. Bison! He is as impressed as ever with Zangief's power. He proposes that YMD and the Knights stay out of each other's way, and with their combined power, can carve up B8WL between them and rule in harmony. Think about it. Zangief seems for it, at least.

-Match: Rock v. Flair
It's Rock's first match since being taken out by injury, and it's against the man that put him on the shelf! Fans are fired up, and so is Rocky. It's a back and forth brawl, spilling in and out of the ring. Rock catches Flair with the Sharpshooter! With all of Flair's technical skill, he's trapped in the middle of the ring, and none of his tricks are working.....he has no choice but to tap!
Winner: Rock

-Flair cuts an angry promo, but is interrupted by Rock advising to practice silence and self-awareness. This does not improve the vet's mood.

@IhatethisCPU
-Match: Cena and ECHO v. YMD (UCA Champ Bang and @XIII_rocks )
YMD tries to bumrush Cena while he works the crowd, but are stopped by Rock and @ScareChan (and ECHO actually bothering to pay attention). ECHO runs into a spot of difficulty as they get out-cheated by their nemesis Bang, but a hot tag to Cena and the ref eventually waking up halts YMD's momentum. After a bit more back-and-forth, it comes back around to Bang v. ECHO, and Bang just plain seems to have the android's number. ECHO fights valiantly, but XIII is a lot quicker to interject himself than Cena, and soon the heel team puts away the ragtag faces. Rock pats Cena on the back as they disperse.
Winners: Bang and XIII

-Panth (who doesn't show up in the tags anymore D:) and Bryan are feeling good about their match tonight! Instead of the skeezy Cueto running the show, their match has a special guest referee, who is.....awesome! Wait no not like that though.

((....d'you think I should put Panth in one of the title/career matches? If he's not on B8 and has admitted to not really following much these days and it would fit his arc and we're short on logical non-B8 contenders......hm.))

-Match: Bryan and Panth v. MLMF (Truth and Ludwig)
Special referee: Lift (Stormlight Chronicles)
Panth hits a suicide dive on MLMF before they get to the ring. Lift decides that eh, if they can't even get to the ring, they probably shouldn't be fighting!
Winners by ridiculous DQ: Panth/Bryan

-MLMF are absolutely incensed, and actually kinda have a right to be for once! This isn't over!

-John Peters (you know, the farmer) is backstage telling Mario he's gonna get his just desserts tonight finally! He talks about how much trouble Mario has been through lately and how much he deserves this. Mario is feeling relaxed and loose- perhaps a bit much so.

-Mastery of Taybles: Champion @Eddv w/Caelus v. Mario
Mario is finally fully cleared for action after his Rumble incident, and hoping to take the belt off the man who picked his bones at Mania! Eddv on the other hand would love to redeem his loss to Sultan. Mario starts with a bulldog out of the gate, but Eddv retaliates with a big slam. They're just trading slams back and forth in there! Eddv finally decides to fight smarter instead of harder, and plants a boot in Mario's gut. Mario shakes it off and chucks Eddv out of the ring! Eddv is flattened by the landing. Mario works up the crowd, but here comes Caelus! Caelus smashes a bottle over Mario's head, and he stumbles forward...over the ropes....and t'rew a ringside tayble! Eddv is still struggling to find his feet, but that counts as a win, I guess!
Winner and STILL MoT: Eddv

-Mario grabs a mic after Eddv limps backstage with the title. He's almost glad he lost, because now....he's all free to put his career on the line against Kora! No turning back!

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Tom Bombadil
12/11/19 8:49:16 PM
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SHOW 2-3: EXILE
GRUDGE: Eaed v. Flair
Eaed is desperate to prove himself, and to settle the score with Flair after a few ambiguous outings. Can the kid make himself famous at the veteran's expense, or will Flair style and profile his way to another PPV win?

ROCKS IN A BOX: Cena v. XIII
The blood feud continues, now with no titles to complicate things and a (cosmetically) new match type!

MoT Eddv v. Career Bryan
Bryan has had his runins with MLMF over the years, and with Cueto's involvement and the Exile stip, things will come to a head here!

HC Sultan v. Career Rock
Rock called the B8WL a bunch of jabronis for not having the guts to take part in Exile. He guesses he'll have to be the one to layeth the smacketh down on the biggest jabroni champ of them all!

UCA Bang v. Career ECHO
Bang has had ECHO's number fairly consistently throughout this feud. Has ECHO been backed into a corner, or is the eccentric android just biding their time?

B8WL Kora v. Career Mario
Mario has made the bold move to wager his career for the biggest prize of them all! He was on a real tear before his injury, but will his struggles at winning big matches bring an end to his run?

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Maniac64
12/11/19 8:59:59 PM
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I wasnt ready! I didnt hear the bell!

That match doesnt count! This is an injustice

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Eddv
12/11/19 11:31:16 PM
#12:


Listen up limp dick Mario.

I own these tables

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Eddv
12/12/19 4:49:22 AM
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-Match: Bryan and Panth v. MLMF (Truth and Ludwig)
Special referee: Lift (Stormlight Chronicles)
Panth hits a suicide dive on MLMF before they get to the ring. Lift decides that eh, if they can't even get to the ring, they probably shouldn't be fighting!
Winners by ridiculous DQ: Panth/Bryan


Jesus this got me good

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Maniac64
12/12/19 7:03:32 AM
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Hehehe Lift is a very unusual referee

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IhatethisCPU
12/12/19 12:14:24 PM
#15:


(....i mean the logic makes sense, to be fair)

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MajinZidane
12/12/19 7:19:44 PM
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man, I've literally never won a match.

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Tom Bombadil
12/16/19 8:19:37 PM
#17:


I couldn't come up with a good mashup idea so we're going straight into

Show 2-3: Exile

-@davidponte kicks us off, welcoming Elend Venture as his first of two guests. They have a nice little chat about the events of Mistborn, but they are interrupted by @TheSultanOfSlam , david's other guest for the evening. Sultan doesn't see why david is wasting his time on this little twiggy man- Sultan could easily break his back and make him humble! And Sultan already beat david for this Hardcore title, so really they can both get out of his ring and go to the hell! Elend cuts Sultan off- he's not about to be lectured by somebody who governs a small territory that nobody even is sure exists, and who can't even string together a proper sentence! Sultan might be surprised by Elend in a fight too, so he'd better focus on his defense against the Rock before he finds himself in a very hard place.

-Mariel Gullwhacker knows a thing or two about being underestimated. She is little, but she's a fierce warrior....and @eaedwards6400 has that same warrior's spirit. He's gonna prove himself tonight!

-GRUDGE MATCH: Ric Flair v. eaedwards6400
Eaed got a big win last week, but can he prove it wasn't a fluke by taking out his rival here? Maybe not, as he falls for an eye poke immediately, followed immediately by a low blow. And a hair pull. The ref finally wakes up, and Eaed tries an ill-advised springboard crossbody, landing a little off but knocking down Flair anyway. Flair rolls through and gets a Sharpshooter in for a second or two. The ref misses Eaed's hand on the ropes, so the Time Cops graciously point it out. Flair hits another low blow while the ref and Cops sort things out....and then slaps on the Figure Four! Eaed taps!
WINNER: Flair

-The lights go out! When they come on, Eaed has LOSER sharpied on his face.

-Cena is looking forward to taking down @XIII_rocks , in a box away from all his little minions!

-ROCKS IN A BOX: John Cena v. XIII_rocks
It's pretty much a cage match with a roof and some fairly big rocks in the corners. XIII bum rushes Cena while the ref is checking him over- the RNG today really likes testing for Cheat. Cena weathers the rain of blows okay, but gets chucked into the wall and takes that a bit worse. Cena wobbles over to the ropes, and hits a Springboard Stunner out of nowhere! Bit of a possum move there. XIII goes down, but comes up with a rock and blasts Cena with it so hard that the rock goes flying through the cage wall. Cena tries to possum again, but is too out of it- he tries a cheeky STF when XIII tries to pick him up, but can't get it locked in. XIII stands up out of it, and falls backwards on a pointy rock, with Cena still on his back! Cena is hurt pretty dang bad, but collects himself enough to whip XIII into the cage wall. Cena's too hurt to follow up, though, and gets the dreaded CLOSED FIST from XIII. Cena smacks XIII with one of the rocks. @ScareChan wants to help out his buddy, but the ref shoes him away as he struggles to climb the cage. Instead, Cena just kicks XIII in the head a couple times. A woozy XIII pantses Cena, causing a momentary distraction and lots of happy fangirls. Cena just gives him a suplex before fixing himself and delivering a back kick for good measure. Cena's getting a bit too cocky, though, and XIII recovers to get him in a full nelson. Cena powers out, but XIII drops a rock on his foot. Cena kicks the rock at XIII"s head! XIII can't see him! DDT....and an AA! 1....2....3!
WINNER: Cena

-Cena cuts an unusually incoherent promo talking about the Revolutionary War, probably. And failing geology in high school.

-Bryan has lodged a formal protest with the commissioner's office, ensuring that there will be no funny business from Cueto! Probably.

-MASTERY OF TAYBLES EXILE CHALLENGE: Champion @Eddv v. Daniel Bryan
Caelus gets in Bryan's face from ringside. The ref admonishes him while Eddv hits Bryan from behind, and gets in a little choking action. Bryan rushes Eddv after the hold is released, scoring a surprise dropkick, followed by a spinning kick to his downed opponent. Eddv catches a crossbody, and slams Bryan down, but Bryan trips him. Caelus runs in, but Bryan just tosses him out, followed by the champion! Bryan tosses Eddv around ringside a bit, but Eddv has had enough, and roars to life! He charges...straight into a toe hold. And a bulldog as he tries to get up. Eddv clears his head and shoves Bryan into the apron, but Bryan retaliates with a sidewalk slam and a big boot. Bryan finally starts setting up a table....allowing Eddv time to find a chair and blast him from behind! Bryan wrests the chair away, but then whiffs the Knee Plus. Caelus has had a few too many SHOTS and is wandering around babbling at nobody related to the match, so Eddv just chucks Bryan into him. Eddv informs Bryan that even if he survives tonight, he's still gotta deal with the MLMF! Bryan hulks up....and spinebusters Eddv through the tayble!
Winner and NEW Master of Taybles: Bryan

-Eddv recovers slightly, and announces that taybles are stupid anyway. He'd beat Bryan in a REAL match! Bryan highly doubts that, and welcomes a challenge at any time. For now though, he's broken the Exile curse!

-The Rock has been called foolish. He's been called desperate. He's been called Cena's sidekick. But The Rock means business, and after tonight...they're going to call him the People's Hardcore Champion.

-HARDCORE EXILE CHALLENGE: Champion @TheSultanOfSlam v. The Rock
Rock keeps his distance to start off, whipping Sultan up into a frenzy. This seems smart until Sultan catches him and whips him into the announce table, then into the ring steps. Rock comes up with a chair, and uses it to shield himself from Sultan's charging attack, before just hitting him with it. Sultan doesn't much like that, and digs under the ring for a screwdriver to jab into Rock's forehead! Rock stumbles around a bit, but it's gonna take more than that. Rock tackles Sultan onto a wheelchair. Rock sets up to wheel Sultan somewhere....but Sultan stands up and stunners him onto the chair! Elbow drop for good measure. Sultan's getting in his groove now, and hits a running kick. Sultan press slams Rock into a spotlight! Geeze. He goes for the Camel Clutch right there on the glass, but Rock escapes somehow. Sultan is getting annoyed, and drops Rock on his head. Sultan tries to make a point with a test of strength....but Rock overcomes with FIGHTING SPIRIT. Rock gets Sultan in a Sharpshooter, but Sultan p
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TheSultanOfSlam
12/16/19 8:43:03 PM
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Interesting Rick Flair coming to my aide

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Tom Bombadil
12/16/19 8:47:03 PM
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@IhatethisCPU
-ECHO's chest plate has been struck by a mysterious attacker. No essential parts have been damaged due to the strength of ECHO's exoskeleton, but annoying cosmetic repairs will be needed at a later time.

-UCA TITLE EXILE CHALLENGE: Champion Bangladesh DuPree v. ECHO
We open with chain wrestling of all things, and Bang comes out on top, taking advantage of her position for a bit of ground 'n' pound. Bang gets bored of that and bounces ECHO's head off the mat. Big slam on ECHO. Rough night for them, and could get much rougher soon. Boot to the head, then a DDT. Ref calls for a break, but Bang gets a cheap shot in first. Big piledriver! 1....2.....3!
Winner, and STILL UCA Champion: Bang

-Bang laughs, as ECHO leaves in a fashion that I have a gut feeling CPU will want to retcon.

-@MajinZidane is annoyed that he isn't booked tonight. :(

-B8WL CHAMPIONSHIP EXILE CHALLENGE: Champion @Korayashi v. Mario
Kora tackles Mario out of the ring, and takes the bump a bit better. He pulls Mario up by his hair to roll him back into the ring. Test of strength- Kora comes out on top and then hits a backbreaker. Mario gets back in the game with a Mario Tornado. Mario gets Kora up....big leaping DDT! 1......2......3!
Winner and NEW B8WL Champion: Mario

-It's announced that Boko is going to be a guest on the Ertyu Show! He'll be back in action more now that it's taped.

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Korayashi
12/16/19 9:16:13 PM
#20:


:o mama mia

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Tom Bombadil
12/16/19 9:23:22 PM
#21:


And with that, the next cycle is one of my personal favorites....LETHAL LOTTERY. The B8WL version is going to be even more complicated than most! Next week, six randomly formed tag teams will face off in the first round. However, in addition to the three teams that come out on top there, we'll have a fourth team! This will be made from the winners of a special champions-only fourway match (so Mario v. Bang v. Sultan v. Bryan, taking them out of the general pool) and of a battle royal with everybody left over. Everybody's got a chance, and if a champion wins their way to the finals, they won't have to defend at the PPV!

It's also time to bring some fresh faces in and shake up the roster, so look for five* new challengers to make waves in this tournament! We don't want to spoil the surprise** so we're only announcing one of the three tag matches ahead of time....the sibling bonds of @Eddv and @eaedwards6400 will be tested against the unlikely team of R-Truth and @MajinZidane !

*well one of them is CPU's slot and IDK what he's doing with it so maybe it's technically four

**I mean you could see it on the sheet if you wanted but where's the fun in that

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IhatethisCPU
12/16/19 9:26:23 PM
#22:


....I'll get back to you on that. Been too creatively bankrupt since a couple of RP campaigns have actually been ongoing recently.

also I have moral misgivings with being in the same federation as that snake Konnan >_> <_< >_>

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Tom Bombadil
12/16/19 9:41:44 PM
#23:


wait what did he do other than generally bein' kinda a putz

also I have a sneaking suspicion that you looked at the sheet before I fixed the duplicate Boko because his replacement is the dude I expected to get hated on :P

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IhatethisCPU
12/16/19 9:50:30 PM
#24:


just a joke with Konnan, legit nothing against the man :p

....aannnnd I have actual moral issues with the replacement and will have to consider this further

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Tom Bombadil
12/16/19 10:36:08 PM
#25:


I think he was between scandals when I put him on the queue and I never really thought to take him off- I could probably be talked out of him if it was a big enough issue

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IhatethisCPU
12/16/19 10:55:31 PM
#26:


He's one of those people I genuinely despise, but if I end up not bein' able to come up with anything I can't rightly protest him being in. Will get back to you.

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XIII_rocks
12/17/19 12:29:22 AM
#27:


I could bury Cena under a pile of rocks and he'd still kick out at 2

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Tom Bombadil
12/17/19 10:14:39 AM
#28:


I am not really super hung up on Hogan so if you have a big enough problem with him, or if multiple people have a bit of a problem, I don't super mind scrapping him and adding somebody else. It actually doesn't matter what you do with your slot probably- I have one sub lined up if Hogan gets the boot and a different one for if you don't have an idea, so those are independent factors since I'm trying to kinda keep an evenish split of faces vs heels, and of current wrestlers vs. retired ones vs. video game characters vs. other characters.

If you wanna weigh in and don't wanna go through *all* the spoilers, the question is how y'all would feel about having Hogan in this thing

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Tom Bombadil
12/17/19 11:19:00 AM
#29:


on a not-particularly related note, but you may (read: please do) nominate 3 more celebrities to go on the list! AND, since the queue is getting a bit short, you may nominate one wrestler or fictional character to get in line to join up! (keep in mind it will probably be quite a while before they get in)

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Maniac64
12/17/19 1:52:36 PM
#30:


Meh no Hogan sounds good.

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MajinZidane
12/17/19 10:51:54 PM
#31:


R TRUTH AND BOKO yeahhhhhhhhhh

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IhatethisCPU
12/22/19 4:44:37 PM
#32:


https://rave.dj/X6I1-pt7zqA0mg

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Tom Bombadil
12/23/19 4:36:27 PM
#33:


Show 2-4

-Bowser is here, and welcomes Dario Cueto. They have a nice friendly chat about how much they both rock. Cueto knows that Bowser should be cleared soon, so at Lethal Lottery, he'll team with whoever's free in MLMF against @Panthera and Bryan in a hardcore match! Maybe those two will be in the finals, or maybe they'll have other stuff. It'll be a shame if they're too banged up to perform, in that case!

-Bryan reminds us that tonight kicks off the LETHAL LOTTERY tournament! Except for the match that was pre-announced, nobody knows who's booked for what! And we even have a buncha new guys coming in! We could even have....Derrick Bateman!

-@ScareChan is out first, and his tag partner is.....Konnan! He slaps some hands and yells some stuff on the way out. @Panthera enters for the opposite team, then the camera cuts backstage.

-A limo pulls up....Hulk Hogan is here! He admonishes everybody to say their n-words and take their steroids.....something CANNONS into him from the side! Hogan is absolutely demolished, laid out and not moving among a toppled stack of boxes. The camera pans up, to Panth's REAL partner...
https://youtu.be/nMMexQeSUfw?t=23

-LETHAL LOTTERY ROUND 1: Goldberg and Panth v. Scare and Konnan w/Cena
The established B8WL guys will start in the ring. Scare charges, but gets catapulted head-first into the turnbuckle! Panth is already firmly in control, but Konnan and Goldberg run in and start brawling. Senior official Reggie Kelly is barely able to keep the match under control, and Cena even manages a cheapshot. Tag to Goldberg, who comes in hot and beats on Scare for a bit before tagging back out. Scare struggles to his feet, but takes a basement dropkick from Panth. Panth goes for it again, but gets caught with Days Like This! Cena taunts Goldberg, who fails to reach for a Panth tag....but Panth makes it anyway! Spear, Jackhammer, forgettaboutit.
Winners: Goldberg and Panth

-Goldberg and Panth are celebrating in the ring....and out comes @XIII_rocks ! He knows that Goldberg is a force to be reckoned with....and that's why he's already recruited him into YMD! Goldberg puts on a YMD shirt and taunts the crowd. Just what kinda mega-stable is XIII trying to build?

-Rocky Balboa is here! He cuts a generic excited-to-be-here promo, but gets jumped from behind by Flair and XIII, his apparent opponents for tonight! Ludwig von Koopa trundles out to make a half-hearted save of his partner.

-LETHAL LOTTERY ROUND 1: Rocky and Ludwig v. XIII and Flair
It's a bit awkward, since Flair was kicked out of YMD, and there are rumblings of a YMD/MLMF alliance. But for now, there's a match to do. Flair will start against Ludwig, as Rocky is still pretty messed up from the pre-match beatdown. Ludwig baits Flair into a test of strength, then kicks him in the gut, but Flair makes the tag out before it gets rough. XIII gets a dropkick for his trouble, and Ludwig decides to bring in Rocky. ....But Ludwig keeps attacking XIII! Ludwig drives XIII into the concrete floor....and XIII has to be helped to the back. It's a handicap match now! Flair cautiously works over Rocky, before whipping him into senior official Sam Calhoun! Flair pulls a roll of coins out of his tights, and slugs Rocky with them! There's one for Ludwig too! Ref is stirring....1......2.....3!
Winners: Flair and XIII

-Flair gets on the stick- Rocky is a real American hero....which is why he was too stupid to outsmart the Nature Boy! As for Ludwig, he and all his buddies will never have half the brains he does!

-The Bagged One (Baroque) is backstage. "Let me in.....let me in.....let me in...." LIV MORGAN appears and says that the bag look is really silly, but she's got a battle royal to go win, 'kay? @IhatethisCPU comes into the shot behind her! He and The Bagged One stare at each other for a while wordlessly.

-Liv Morgan skips to the ring for the battle royale, followed by a handful of B8WL regulars one at a time. The announcers remind us that one of these 8 people will earn their ticket to the semifinals....teaming with one of B8WL's titleholders, no less! The last entrant, though...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFWq9SigRd8

-WILDER CARD BATTLE ROYAL: Cena, @Strife2 , Iskandar, Liv, Zangief, Bison, @Korayashi , @Maniac64
Maniac kicks us off with a quick slam on Cena, but when he tries to lift Cena, Cena counters him into the STF! Maniac powers out and hits a clothesline. Zangief catches Liv Morgan with a big slam. Bison lowblows Iskandar. Kora and Strife are going at it hard, with Kora appearing to somehow come out on top of a brawl. He gets a bit too cocky, though, and Strife hits a massive powerslam as soon as he lets his guard down. Rozalin (Disgaea 2) is ringside in a Knights Radiant-branded gown, and gets into a shoving match with Nora Valkyrie (RWBY), who wants to see Strife break some peoples' legs! Kora gets the upper hand with a leaping strike. Cena gets a big pop with a vertabreaker on Maniac! Five-knuckle Shuffle! Cena throws Maniac over, but the King skins the cat. CPU wanders over to the announce table as if he was never gone, and informs us that Liv can and should kick the bear-man's ass. As he's saying that, Zangief has a decisive upper hand over his apparent client, but she manages to avoid elimination even with Maniac coming over to help. She's a tricksy one! Maniac gives up and goes over to help Bison, who has just hit Iskandar with a flying stomp. They can't eliminate him, either...but eventually the numbers game catches up with Isakndar, disappointingly.

Strife has started choking out Kora with the help of the ropes. Cena bonks Maniac and Kora's heads together, but the Knights retreat before he can do more. Zangief flings Liv over the top!

Kora eye gouges Strife to survive...then hits a massive Jawbreaker! Strife stumbles into the ropes, but keeps his footing and doesn't go over. The rumored Zangief/Bison alliance appears to have dissolved, as Zangief nearly eliminates the dictator with a Spinning Lariat. A fan tries to run in, but Scare is on the outside to intercept him...and Cena tosses out Maniac!

Kora manages to muscle Strife over the top! Foiled again...

Zange
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Maniac64
12/23/19 4:42:49 PM
#34:


Good man Zangief. You deserved your own big win.

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XIII_rocks
12/23/19 5:09:46 PM
#35:


fuck yeah Goldberg

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Tom Bombadil
12/23/19 5:14:39 PM
#36:


-@Eddv and @eaedwards6400 may be brothers, but they are not particularly happy about being drawn together. They quibble in the back over who's gonna get in whose way. And then you've got the strained Eddv/Truth partnership playing into things as well....this should be an interesting one even without any surprise debuts!

-LETHAL LOTTERY ROUND 1: Eddv and Eaed v. Truth and @MajinZidane
MLMF elect to start the match against each other! Caelus bashes Boko's head with a bottle, in the meantime. ....The ref sees this, and decides to call for a DQ! Match didn't even really start! Nobody's really happy with this except maybe Truth, but he and Boko are on to the next round! Even if Truth thinks this is King of the Ring.
Winners by DQ: Boko and Truth

-CHAMPIONS' FOUR-WAY: B8WL Champ Mario v. UCA Champ Bang v. Hardcore Champ @TheSultanOfSlam v. Master of Taybles Bryan
Seven of our semifinalists are set, but it remains to be seen who will be teaming up with Zangief in an attempt to further augment their legend. (or at least avoid a title defense) This will be a fatal four-way. Mario starts with some chops to Sultan, and Bang kicks Bryan in the head. Sultan shrugs off the chops and chucks Mario out to the floor! He follows, but Mario pops the crowd by suplexing him off the apron! Bang chokes out Bryan in the confusion. Mario hits a crazy splash on Sultan from the apron! Mario stops to celebrate, but Bryan takes him out with a baseball slide! Bang gets Sultan in a chinlock after rolling him back in, but Sultan rolls over, squishing her and powering out. Bryan takes both out with a slingshot splash! And then Mario hits him with a Super Jump Punch! All four are down, but Bryan's up first, and suplexes Sultan. Mario clotheslines a woozy Bang. Sultan hits a series of forearm shots on Bryan. Bison comes out to help Bang....but Panth catches him on the apron, laying him out! He wants a clean tournament, and he's gonna see that happen no matter how many crappy adults he has to beat down! In the confusion, Sultan suplexes Bang all the way across the ring! They've gotta be mad about that one. Bang escapes to the outside to yell at Panth. Bryan rallies the fans and hits Sultan with a big running dropkick! Mario pummels Bang with a series of shots on the outside, but Bang drills him with a low blow, and Bison disentagles himself from Panth long enough to contribute a chair shot! Bryan hits a diving headbutt on Sultan. Bang slides in and tries to steal a pin while Bryan recovers...but Mario breaks the pin at 2.9! He kicks Bang, suplexes Bryan, and goes for a top rope Mushroom Stomp on Sultan....Sultan rolls away...but Mario turns it into a double jump, and hits the rebound! 1.....2.....3!
Winner: Mario

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Tom Bombadil
12/23/19 5:27:05 PM
#37:


SHOW 2-5
david hosts eaed (PM me if you wanna write it yourself!)

Cena v. Maniac
Cena was the only outside force to eliminate any of the Knights. Can he beat Maniac again?
HC: Sultan (c) v. Bison- Sultan didn't appreciate Bison's attempt to interfere in the four-way, and as the loser of the four-way, he must now defend his title.

Eaed v. Eddv
Thanks to Caelus and a questionable referee decision, the bros were out of the tournament before they even really had a shot. But, Eddv's teammate Truth benefited...the sibling rivalry continues tonight.

LLR2: Panth/Goldberg v. Flair/XIII
Goldberg made an explosive debut as the only newcomer to make it to round 2. But, will he even fight his new boss? Will Panth finally get his big push? How does Flair feel about all this?

Rocky v. Ludwig
Ludwig engaged in guerilla tactics in round one, much to Rocky's displeasure, but neither could stop Flair from an equally ill-gotten win. They now have a chance to vent their frustrations on each other.

LLR2: Zangief/Mario v. Boko/Truth
Both of these teams are rather odd pairings, but Zangief and the world champ have tons of momentum on their side. Can the underdogs make a big statement, or does Mario get the night off from defending the B8WL title?

SHOW 2-6: LETHAL LOTTERY
MoT:
HC:
UCA:
HARDCORE: Bowser/Ludwig? v. Bryan?/Panth?
LL Finals

don't forget to submit celebs and/or a future wrestler!

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XIII_rocks
12/23/19 6:29:09 PM
#38:


Kneel, Goldberg

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XIII_rocks
12/23/19 6:32:35 PM
#39:


I nominate the following celebrities:

Bill Gates
Jeff Bezos
Elon Musk

Let's unleash MONEY all over B8WL

Wrestler:
The Mason Ryan


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TheSultanOfSlam
12/23/19 6:43:58 PM
#40:


Ima get dat der More i o! More io you have dont jumped on the wrong mans head!

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IhatethisCPU
12/23/19 7:00:17 PM
#41:


Celebrities:
Jack Black (He's finishing up making movies it's fine)
John Carmack
Celine Dion

Wrestler:
"Actually Better than Mason Ryan" Lance Archer

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Strife2
12/23/19 8:47:08 PM
#42:


Fucking beard

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IhatethisCPU
12/23/19 9:26:36 PM
#43:


....actually fuck Lance Archer nominating:

Wrestler: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove)

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IhatethisCPU
12/24/19 10:44:39 PM
#44:


(early merry holidays, erryone
https://rave.dj/ugAg9y_YNlLzpw)

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MajinZidane
12/25/19 5:09:03 PM
#45:


Tom Bombadil posted...
Nobody's really happy with this except maybe Truth


you know, getting my head bashed in with a bottle sucks. But... it's still good to get my first win in a long time.

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IhatethisCPU
12/26/19 2:41:18 PM
#46:


(https://rave.dj/Co12Khif82g36g)

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IhatethisCPU
12/29/19 7:08:26 PM
#47:


(https://rave.dj/1s2JKriSecdmCA

https://rave.dj/BNPJY6K0GLad0A)

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IhatethisCPU
01/01/20 8:59:21 PM
#48:


(https://rave.dj/4ci-5iF0nuhVhA)

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Tom Bombadil
01/07/20 6:58:59 PM
#49:


tomorrow is an outside chance

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IhatethisCPU
01/07/20 11:59:39 PM
#50:


(https://rave.dj/YXHVDl7BWAEl5A)

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