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TopicBoard 8 Wrasslin' League (tabletop game) Topic 2
Tom Bombadil
12/23/19 4:36:27 PM
#33:


Show 2-4

-Bowser is here, and welcomes Dario Cueto. They have a nice friendly chat about how much they both rock. Cueto knows that Bowser should be cleared soon, so at Lethal Lottery, he'll team with whoever's free in MLMF against @Panthera and Bryan in a hardcore match! Maybe those two will be in the finals, or maybe they'll have other stuff. It'll be a shame if they're too banged up to perform, in that case!

-Bryan reminds us that tonight kicks off the LETHAL LOTTERY tournament! Except for the match that was pre-announced, nobody knows who's booked for what! And we even have a buncha new guys coming in! We could even have....Derrick Bateman!

-@ScareChan is out first, and his tag partner is.....Konnan! He slaps some hands and yells some stuff on the way out. @Panthera enters for the opposite team, then the camera cuts backstage.

-A limo pulls up....Hulk Hogan is here! He admonishes everybody to say their n-words and take their steroids.....something CANNONS into him from the side! Hogan is absolutely demolished, laid out and not moving among a toppled stack of boxes. The camera pans up, to Panth's REAL partner...
https://youtu.be/nMMexQeSUfw?t=23

-LETHAL LOTTERY ROUND 1: Goldberg and Panth v. Scare and Konnan w/Cena
The established B8WL guys will start in the ring. Scare charges, but gets catapulted head-first into the turnbuckle! Panth is already firmly in control, but Konnan and Goldberg run in and start brawling. Senior official Reggie Kelly is barely able to keep the match under control, and Cena even manages a cheapshot. Tag to Goldberg, who comes in hot and beats on Scare for a bit before tagging back out. Scare struggles to his feet, but takes a basement dropkick from Panth. Panth goes for it again, but gets caught with Days Like This! Cena taunts Goldberg, who fails to reach for a Panth tag....but Panth makes it anyway! Spear, Jackhammer, forgettaboutit.
Winners: Goldberg and Panth

-Goldberg and Panth are celebrating in the ring....and out comes @XIII_rocks ! He knows that Goldberg is a force to be reckoned with....and that's why he's already recruited him into YMD! Goldberg puts on a YMD shirt and taunts the crowd. Just what kinda mega-stable is XIII trying to build?

-Rocky Balboa is here! He cuts a generic excited-to-be-here promo, but gets jumped from behind by Flair and XIII, his apparent opponents for tonight! Ludwig von Koopa trundles out to make a half-hearted save of his partner.

-LETHAL LOTTERY ROUND 1: Rocky and Ludwig v. XIII and Flair
It's a bit awkward, since Flair was kicked out of YMD, and there are rumblings of a YMD/MLMF alliance. But for now, there's a match to do. Flair will start against Ludwig, as Rocky is still pretty messed up from the pre-match beatdown. Ludwig baits Flair into a test of strength, then kicks him in the gut, but Flair makes the tag out before it gets rough. XIII gets a dropkick for his trouble, and Ludwig decides to bring in Rocky. ....But Ludwig keeps attacking XIII! Ludwig drives XIII into the concrete floor....and XIII has to be helped to the back. It's a handicap match now! Flair cautiously works over Rocky, before whipping him into senior official Sam Calhoun! Flair pulls a roll of coins out of his tights, and slugs Rocky with them! There's one for Ludwig too! Ref is stirring....1......2.....3!
Winners: Flair and XIII

-Flair gets on the stick- Rocky is a real American hero....which is why he was too stupid to outsmart the Nature Boy! As for Ludwig, he and all his buddies will never have half the brains he does!

-The Bagged One (Baroque) is backstage. "Let me in.....let me in.....let me in...." LIV MORGAN appears and says that the bag look is really silly, but she's got a battle royal to go win, 'kay? @IhatethisCPU comes into the shot behind her! He and The Bagged One stare at each other for a while wordlessly.

-Liv Morgan skips to the ring for the battle royale, followed by a handful of B8WL regulars one at a time. The announcers remind us that one of these 8 people will earn their ticket to the semifinals....teaming with one of B8WL's titleholders, no less! The last entrant, though...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFWq9SigRd8

-WILDER CARD BATTLE ROYAL: Cena, @Strife2 , Iskandar, Liv, Zangief, Bison, @Korayashi , @Maniac64
Maniac kicks us off with a quick slam on Cena, but when he tries to lift Cena, Cena counters him into the STF! Maniac powers out and hits a clothesline. Zangief catches Liv Morgan with a big slam. Bison lowblows Iskandar. Kora and Strife are going at it hard, with Kora appearing to somehow come out on top of a brawl. He gets a bit too cocky, though, and Strife hits a massive powerslam as soon as he lets his guard down. Rozalin (Disgaea 2) is ringside in a Knights Radiant-branded gown, and gets into a shoving match with Nora Valkyrie (RWBY), who wants to see Strife break some peoples' legs! Kora gets the upper hand with a leaping strike. Cena gets a big pop with a vertabreaker on Maniac! Five-knuckle Shuffle! Cena throws Maniac over, but the King skins the cat. CPU wanders over to the announce table as if he was never gone, and informs us that Liv can and should kick the bear-man's ass. As he's saying that, Zangief has a decisive upper hand over his apparent client, but she manages to avoid elimination even with Maniac coming over to help. She's a tricksy one! Maniac gives up and goes over to help Bison, who has just hit Iskandar with a flying stomp. They can't eliminate him, either...but eventually the numbers game catches up with Isakndar, disappointingly.

Strife has started choking out Kora with the help of the ropes. Cena bonks Maniac and Kora's heads together, but the Knights retreat before he can do more. Zangief flings Liv over the top!

Kora eye gouges Strife to survive...then hits a massive Jawbreaker! Strife stumbles into the ropes, but keeps his footing and doesn't go over. The rumored Zangief/Bison alliance appears to have dissolved, as Zangief nearly eliminates the dictator with a Spinning Lariat. A fan tries to run in, but Scare is on the outside to intercept him...and Cena tosses out Maniac!

Kora manages to muscle Strife over the top! Foiled again...

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