Poll of the Day > Epstein autopsy: findings more consistent with *homicidal* strangulation

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https://www.foxnews.com/us/forensic-pathologist-jeffrey-epstein-homicide-suicide

The plot thickens
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It thins actually, as we already assumed this and it helps rule out the obvious cover.
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It's just a disinformation campaign. The media cannot be trusted.
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The person who killed him is probably chillin in the Caribbean with endless mimosas right now lol

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Judgmenl posted...

It's just a disinformation campaign. The media cannot be trusted.

He's not actually dead, they just paid off everyone who had access to him to say he is while the deep state hides him somewhere else.
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I'll be the first to admit that I was wrong, commence the shaming
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PK_Spam posted...

The person who killed him is probably chillin in the Caribbean with endless mimosas right now lol

Doubt theyre still alive.
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funny how we never hear about this sex trafficking ring anymore

Mad_Max posted...

https://www.foxnews.com/us/forensic-pathologist-jeffrey-epstein-homicide-suicide

The plot thickens

Not really. It just shows the system is too corrupt to bring anyone to justice.
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adjl posted...

Judgmenl posted...

It's just a disinformation campaign. The media cannot be trusted.

He's not actually dead, they just paid off everyone who had access to him to say he is while the deep state hides him somewhere else.

oh?

you think he was real in the first place?

interesting.
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Fam_Fam posted...

funny how we never hear about this sex trafficking ring anymore

information for it is actually still coming out, it's just not very juicy to attract mass media attention which is probably why you don't hear about it, i'd wager.
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Bulbasaur posted...

adjl posted...

Judgmenl posted...

It's just a disinformation campaign. The media cannot be trusted.

He's not actually dead, they just paid off everyone who had access to him to say he is while the deep state hides him somewhere else.

oh?

you think he was real in the first place?

interesting.

Really, the concept of reality as a whole is just a big cover-up by the Illuminati.
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It's really sad that so many people don't understand that the people controlling the systems telling you what is legal/illegal also control both the legal and illegal industries.

You are being controlled. Stop it.
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I'm pretty sure everyone knew it wasn't suicide from the get-go.
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Unbridled9 posted...

I'm pretty sure everyone knew it wasn't suicide from the get-go.

Chief medical examiner ruled it a suicide in August
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SunWuKung420 posted...

You are being controlled. Stop it.

You are paid to make a 1600 pierogie dinner for your wife every day, you are the definition of a controlled individual.
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Mad_Max posted...

Unbridled9 posted...

I'm pretty sure everyone knew it wasn't suicide from the get-go.

Chief medical examiner ruled it a suicide in August

they "needed more information" before making that decision

i.e. should they rule it a suicide or not

@Kimbos_Egg said it was suicide
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Of course kyuubi would think doing your loved ones a favor is being controlled.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Of course kyuubi would think doing your loved ones a favor is being controlled.

I love that you admit your wife eats 1600 pierogies in one sitting lol
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Of course kyuubi would think doing your loved ones a favor is being controlled.

I love that you admit your wife eats 1600 pierogies in one sitting lol

I don't like sunny but this is stupid. Everyone knows his wife has a pierogi business. You're being immature.
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I'm not even sure how a reasonably logically person could make that leap. That's right, he isn't one.
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Mad_Max posted...

Unbridled9 posted...

I'm pretty sure everyone knew it wasn't suicide from the get-go.

Chief medical examiner ruled it a suicide in August

This, plus every time I bothered to look for updates on this story it was always "still no evidence of foul play".
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Only thing I remember outside of internet conjecture is Epstein's lawyers saying they don't agree with the medical examiner's findings and would conduct their own investigation.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Of course kyuubi would think doing your loved ones a favor is being controlled.

I love that you admit your wife eats 1600 pierogies in one sitting lol

i would

those are delicious
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Even if it was a huge conspiracy to have him assassinated the information died with him so what is this going to lead to?
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Picture I saw of the body wasnt even Epstein, so.
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JOExHIGASHI posted...

Even if it was a huge conspiracy to have him assassinated the information died with him so what is this going to lead to?

Someone had already taken over the entire business before his death. Someone still knows which rich assholes are buying young girls.
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adjl posted...

Judgmenl posted...

It's just a disinformation campaign. The media cannot be trusted.

He's not actually dead, they just paid off everyone who had access to him to say he is while the deep state hides him somewhere else.

This man gets it.

Spread disinformation about his death. Both in support of suicide, and also raise doubt and hint towards homicide. Since its not concrete well all eventually go back to sleep.

While Epstein... Epstein is off in Thailand banging ladyboys or some shit.

The elite arent idiots. What message does this send to their friends if they are willing to off them the moment they become an inconvenience.
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Bulbasaur posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Of course kyuubi would think doing your loved ones a favor is being controlled.

I love that you admit your wife eats 1600 pierogies in one sitting lol

i would

those are delicious

Ive never had one. But I would like to try one...
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So back when he died we knew that bone broke and people on all media sources across the political spectrum were reporting how odd his death was. I read through the article and it seems this guy didn't really provide much more information than we had then.

His death is still really weird, a part of me wonders if Trump just helped his buddy out and put in a dead homeless guy or something.

Bulbasaur posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Of course kyuubi would think doing your loved ones a favor is being controlled.

I love that you admit your wife eats 1600 pierogies in one sitting lol

i would

those are delicious

Sunny made them.

His wife normally won't eat his cooking.
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Wait, wait, wait, so the allegations are coming from a Fox News pundit? I love the selective credibility you guys tend to assign to that network.

Unbridled9 posted...

I'm pretty sure everyone knew it wasn't suicide from the get-go.

Considering he had already tried to commit suicide in prison once and failed, it makes complete sense that his death was actually murder >_>

BlackScythe0 posted...

His death is still really weird, a part of me wonders if Trump just helped his buddy out and put in a dead homeless guy or something.

lolololololol
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Zeus posted...

Considering he had already tried to commit suicide in prison once and failed, it makes complete sense that his death was actually murder >_>

It does actually, going by his own terms was his preference but he wasn't capable.
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LinkPizza posted...

Bulbasaur posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Of course kyuubi would think doing your loved ones a favor is being controlled.

I love that you admit your wife eats 1600 pierogies in one sitting lol

i would

those are delicious

Ive never had one. But I would like to try one...

Youve never had a pierogi?
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Zeus posted...

Wait, wait, wait, so the allegations are coming from a Fox News pundit? I love the selective credibility you guys tend to assign to that network.

If you're talking about me, I've never made any claims about Fox News credibility. In fact I read Fox News almost daily, along with NYT, BBC, Reuters, and a few others.
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Zeus posted...

Wait, wait, wait, so the allegations are coming from a Fox News pundit? I love the selective credibility you guys tend to assign to that network.

Unbridled9 posted...

I'm pretty sure everyone knew it wasn't suicide from the get-go.

Considering he had already tried to commit suicide in prison once and failed, it makes complete sense that his death was actually murder >_>

I specifically made an effort not to give him credit, I actually read the article and it was all "Well this stuff is usually associated with a homicide, but not always so I think it's consistent with a homicide" this is what we heard within a week of his death.

This isn't really new or compelling information.

And yea, the suicide makes sense. But you're never going to get everyone on the same page with the whole camera being broken and no guards watching him stuff. It's just "too convenient." The official story is suicide and I'm going to say that is the most likely, but I can't say I'm convinced.

I cut your trolling.

Bulbasaur posted...

adjl posted...

Judgmenl posted...

It's just a disinformation campaign. The media cannot be trusted.

He's not actually dead, they just paid off everyone who had access to him to say he is while the deep state hides him somewhere else.

oh?

you think he was real in the first place?

interesting.

lmfao that would be the greatest conspiracy. He never even actually existed!!
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zebatov posted...

LinkPizza posted...

Bulbasaur posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Of course kyuubi would think doing your loved ones a favor is being controlled.

I love that you admit your wife eats 1600 pierogies in one sitting lol

i would

those are delicious

Ive never had one. But I would like to try one...

Youve never had a pierogi?

Not that I'm aware of. Unless I just ate one that came with a meal or something. Or if they call it something else sometimes...
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LinkPizza posted...

Not that I'm aware of. Unless I just ate one that came with a meal or something. Or if they call it something else sometimes...

Too bad. You're missing out.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

LinkPizza posted...

Not that I'm aware of. Unless I just ate one that came with a meal or something. Or if they call it something else sometimes...

Too bad. You're missing out.

I dont think many places around here elk them. That Im aware of. Though, Ive never specifically looked for them...
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LinkPizza posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

LinkPizza posted...

Not that I'm aware of. Unless I just ate one that came with a meal or something. Or if they call it something else sometimes...

Too bad. You're missing out.

I dont think many places around here elk them. That Im aware of. Though, Ive never specifically looked for them...

They aren't all that common.
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The only thing worse than rabid conspiracy theorists are the dudes who refuse to believe anything could be a cover up for fear of being labeled a conspiracy theorist. It's some kinda edgelord superiority complex I think

I wouldn't even really call this a conspiracy.

It's very likely that his rich pedophile customers wanted him dead I think.

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There must be some kind of explanation for how he made his suicide look like a murder that we are overlooking. Case closed. Nothing to see here.

LinkPizza posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

LinkPizza posted...

Not that I'm aware of. Unless I just ate one that came with a meal or something. Or if they call it something else sometimes...

Too bad. You're missing out.

I dont think many places around here elk them. That Im aware of. Though, Ive never specifically looked for them...

They're easy enough to make for yourself. Most of the work is in assembling them; the dough's very simple, and the filling's just mashed potatoes with cheese (or whatever else you want in there).
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BlackScythe0 posted...

And yea, the suicide makes sense. But you're never going to get everyone on the same page with the whole camera being broken and no guards watching him stuff. It's just "too convenient." The official story is suicide and I'm going to say that is the most likely, but I can't say I'm convinced.

Prisoners aren't under constant watch by guards and prison suicides aren't exactly a super-rare thing. And in general, if you look for something to stand out, you'll always find something. That's why conspiracy theories remain so prevalent.

BlackScythe0 posted...

I cut your trolling.

Says the guy who made the ridiculously absurd supposition that Trump did it. If there was even the slimmest of tenuous ties to Trump, there'd be non-stop claims and coverage about it. The fact that it's mum either suggests that, if a conspiracy happened, it involves somebody the media and Democrats like or, you know, that it was a suicide like the chief examiner said.

OhhhJa posted...

The only thing worse than rabid conspiracy theorists are the dudes who refuse to believe anything could be a cover up for fear of being labeled a conspiracy theorist. It's some kinda edgelord superiority complex I think

What?

LinkPizza posted...

I dont think many places around here elk them. That Im aware of. Though, Ive never specifically looked for them...

Uh, elk? >_> If you mean sell, you can pick them up in your local grocer's (if they don't have them in prepared foods, check your freezer section; iirc, Mrs. T's was a halfway decent brand). Otherwise just look for Polish places and iirc German & Austrian places have them as well.

And keep in mind that there are a lot of different varieties for the filling (meat, potato, sauerkraut&mushroom, cheese, etc)
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Zeus posted...

Uh, elk? >_> If you mean sell, you can pick them up in your local grocer's (if they don't have them in prepared foods, check your freezer section; iirc, Mrs. T's was a halfway decent brand). Otherwise just look for Polish places and iirc German & Austrian places have them as well.

And keep in mind that there are a lot of different varieties for the filling (meat, potato, sauerkraut&mushroom, cheese, etc)

Yeah. I meant sell. And, yeah. A co-worker of mine who loves them told me where to get them from. And the best way to cook them... So, I might go after I get paid...
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The weirdest thing I learned was that Jeffrey Epstein was hired as a math teacher by Donald Barr (incidentally, the father of William Barr, the attorney general) and that Donald Barr published a book called Space Relations: A Slightly Gothic Interplanetary Tale a year before he hired Epstein which basically has a plot that deals with intergalactic slavery, including sexual slavery and rape.

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