Board 8 > Why did they lose? Squall Leonhart, Fox McCloud, Bayonetta, Sub-Zero

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11/14/18 6:59:26 PM
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The Rules
1. Explain why each character (or just one) lost his or her match. The explanation can be based on either the loser or the winner.
2. Anything to the effect of "fewer votes" will be disregarded.
3. Vote for the explanation you think is best.
4. Don't reuse an explanation from another day.

Yesterday's Matches
Squall Leonhart lost to Zelda
Fox McCloud lost to Aeris Gainsborough
Bayonetta lost to Geralt
Sub-Zero lost to Auron


Previous Answers
http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Yesterday's Answers
Big Boss lost because... Red executed Operation Ekans Eater (OrangeCrush980)
Kefka lost because... Alucard: It doesn't matter why I won, what matters is my Plan. Kefka: Was winning the match part of your plan? Alucard: Of course! Kefka: Well you got yourself a match against Red. What's the next step in your master plan? Alucard: Winning this division! WITH NO SURVIVORS! (Lightning Strikes)
2B lost because... Her fans were happy for her getting so far. Emotions are prohibited (Kamekguy) / 2Bs wasnt enough to beat Bowsettes 2Ds. (Unbridled9)
Phoenix Wright lost because... When Kirby murders his victims, he doesn't leave behind evidence. (Johnbobb)


Yesterday's Runners-up
Big Boss lost because... Red won by being a a mute character with no personality at all... which made him the perfect soldier. (Johnbobb)
Kefka lost because... Kefka: Life...Dreams...Hope...Where do they come from? And where do they go? Alucard: Yeah, yeah, miserable little pile of secrets. Yadda yadda. Can we end this already? (azuarc)
2B lost because... It wasn't meant 2B (KommunistKoala)
Phoenix Wright lost because... The miracle never happen. (GOGZero)

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FFnut
11/14/18 7:43:13 PM
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Bayonetta is witch, but Geralt was witcher.
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Pirateking2000
11/14/18 7:53:52 PM
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Squall Leonhart lost to Zelda
"Whatever."

Fox McCloud lost to Aeris Gainsborough
The fox in the clouds was brought down to earth...violently

Bayonetta lost to Geralt
Geralt knows a thing or two about dealing with sexy raven haired magical ladies with attitude.
(figured I'd go with this because the witch vs witcher one is going to be played out)

Sub-Zero lost to Auron
Sub Zero doesn't have the best experience with ghosts.
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MetalmindStats
11/14/18 7:54:03 PM
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Sub-Zero lost to Auron because you can't score a Fatality on someone who's already dead.
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ZeldaTPLink
11/14/18 8:03:03 PM
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Squall is Hart over Wisdom. That didn't help him.
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_SecretSquirrel
11/14/18 8:04:05 PM
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FFnut posted...
Bayonetta is witch, but Geralt was witcher.

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garetha200
11/14/18 8:05:36 PM
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Squall lost because... Whatever, Zen's gif will probably beat anything I type.

Sub-Zero learned that the radio lied to him, and ice cold was not in fact cooler than being cool.
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Logience
11/14/18 8:12:25 PM
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Why havent we started the Why did they lose for the current running match? After all, matches are decided in the first five minutes.
Also, put me in for the ...Whatever reason with Squall.
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11/14/18 8:13:16 PM
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Logience posted...
Why havent we started the Why did they lose for the current running match? After all, matches are decided in the first five minutes.

Geralt vs Bayonetta wasnt, actually.
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Kamekguy
11/14/18 8:14:30 PM
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Squall lost because his all his GF's combined were weaker than Link's GF.
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Logience
11/14/18 8:14:40 PM
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Anagram posted...
Logience posted...
Why havent we started the Why did they lose for the current running match? After all, matches are decided in the first five minutes.

Geralt vs Bayonetta wasnt, actually.

Pretty sure it was. Or at least within the first half-hour, it was Geralt leading 52-48.
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Paratroopa1
11/14/18 8:17:21 PM
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Logience posted...
Anagram posted...
Logience posted...
Why havent we started the Why did they lose for the current running match? After all, matches are decided in the first five minutes.

Geralt vs Bayonetta wasnt, actually.

Pretty sure it was. Or at least within the first half-hour, it was Geralt leading 52-48.

don't get mad at people just because you weren't paying attention and we were. Bayonetta was leading for a significant portion of the match
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TsunamiXXVIII
11/14/18 8:23:56 PM
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FFnut posted...
Bayonetta is witch, but Geralt was witcher.


No mere Squall can stand up to Farore's Wind.
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Unbridled9
11/14/18 8:33:44 PM
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Squall lost because... When it comes to confusing timelines, Legend of Zelda is king.

Fox lost because... There was a sudden opening in the F-Zero circuit he just couldn't pass up. Something about a 'Falcon' and 'Paying Respects'.

Bayonetta lost because... Geralt needed a second Nintendo character to compliment his Rosalina card.

Sub-Zero lost because... Auron equipped armor with Ice Eater.
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hylianknight3
11/14/18 8:38:01 PM
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TsunamiXXVIII posted...
No mere Squall can stand up to Farore's Wind.

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igordebraga
11/14/18 11:08:57 PM
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Might change some of them later, but:

No mere Squall can stand up to Farore's Wind.

There was a sudden opening in the F-Zero circuit he just couldn't pass up. Something about a 'Falcon' and 'Paying Respects'.

Bayonetta is witch, but Geralt was witcher.

Sub-Zero lost to Auron because you can't score a Fatality on someone who's already dead.
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ZenOfThunder
11/14/18 11:09:55 PM
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Squall:

BL0NmxB
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Shonen_Bat
11/15/18 12:20:22 AM
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FFnut posted...
Bayonetta is witch, but Geralt was witcher.

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azuarc
11/15/18 12:59:31 AM
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Kamekguy posted...
Squall lost because his all his GF's combined were weaker than Link's GF.


Fox lost because the people of Corneria buried his airship in a desert.

Bayonetta lost because Geralt is no angel.

Sub-zero lost because he brought a freeze ball to a sword fight.
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Paratroopa1
11/15/18 1:21:08 AM
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Kamekguy posted...
Squall lost because his all his GF's combined were weaker than Link's GF.
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GhoullyX
11/15/18 4:29:28 AM
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ZenOfThunder posted...
Squall:

BL0NmxB

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ScareChan
11/15/18 4:53:02 AM
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Squall lost because Zelda wanted to dance with the prettiest guy, but that was Link
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Raka_Putra
11/15/18 5:42:14 AM
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Paratroopa1 posted...
Kamekguy posted...
Squall lost because his all his GF's combined were weaker than Link's GF.

Shonen_Bat posted...
FFnut posted...
Bayonetta is witch, but Geralt was witcher.

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MarquessLaus
11/15/18 5:52:43 AM
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igordebraga posted...

Bayonetta is witch, but Geralt was witcher.

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Raka_Putra
11/15/18 9:04:40 AM
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Sub-Zero lost because Auron finished him with Faythality.
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ScareChan
11/15/18 10:36:10 AM
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Raka_Putra posted...
Sub-Zero lost because Auron finished him with Faythality.


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11/15/18 10:46:38 AM
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7 Votes
Bayonetta is witch, but Geralt was witcher (FFnut)

4 Votes
Squall lost because his all his GF's combined were weaker than Link's GF. (Kamekguy)

3 Votes
No mere Squall can stand up to Farore's Wind. (TsunamiXXVIII)

2 Votes
"Whatever." (Pirateking2000)
There was a sudden opening in the F-Zero circuit he just couldn't pass up. Something about a 'Falcon' and 'Paying Respects'. (Unbridled9)
Sub-Zero lost to Auron because you can't score a Fatality on someone who's already dead (MetalmindStats)
BL0NmxB (ZenOfThunder)

1 Vote
Squall
Squall is Hart over Wisdom. That didn't help him. (ZeldaTPLink)
Whatever, Zen's gif will probably beat anything I type. (garetha200)
When it comes to confusing timelines, Legend of Zelda is king. (Unbridled9)
Squall lost because Zelda wanted to dance with the prettiest guy, but that was Link (ScareChan)

Fox
The fox in the clouds was brought down to earth...violently (Pirateking2000)
Fox lost because the people of Corneria buried his airship in a desert. (azuarc)

Bayonetta
Geralt knows a thing or two about dealing with sexy raven haired magical ladies with attitude (Pirateking2000)
Geralt needed a second Nintendo character to compliment his Rosalina card. (Unbridled9)
Bayonetta lost because Geralt is no angel. (azuarc)

Sub-Zero
Sub Zero doesn't have the best experience with ghosts (Pirateking2000)
Sub-Zero learned that the radio lied to him, and ice cold was not in fact cooler than being cool. (garetha200)
Auron equipped armor with Ice Eater. (Unbridled9)
Sub-zero lost because he brought a freeze ball to a sword fight. (azuarc)
Sub-Zero lost because Auron finished him with Faythality. (Raka_Putra)
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11/15/18 12:00:53 PM
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Bump
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igordebraga
11/15/18 3:45:16 PM
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Bump.
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