Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 446: Billionaire Who Should Be a Millionaire

(+) Yeah! (+)

Glad that circus is over and Punk can start working on getting into shape for his match with Kenny Omega at All In :) :)
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I 100% knew this jury would be done before 5 Central

No fucking way did they want to come back for another day
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ExThaNemesis posted...

Glad that circus is over and Punk can start working on getting into shape for his match with Kenny Omega at All In :) :)

Its already sold out. No need to add more dream matches.

Set it up for All In 2
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RaidenZeroX posted...

Based on reading over the trial stuff in the topic, it seems like Amann is just a thin skinned child. He should probably not vanity search himself on twitter right now.

As was mentiones by Punk's attorney, he's from a place of privilege where he can try to make money over something like this. Doctors win cases like this all the time, but in those cases they can at least bullshit damages. Amann couldn't show more than one day where he was upset and demanded $4 million for it.
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https://twitter.com/wzrebel/status/1004105558553714688?s=21

Cabanas Lawyer to Punk: You got a fight Saturday, right? Are you ready for that?

Punk: Oh yeah.

He might even actually win this one
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I'd imagine his chances of returning to wrestling in any notable capacity go down pretty far if he actually wins
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EDW@GFCIUWUF!!!!!!!!!!

On The Possibility of One More Match: Ive been retired for eight years now and when it got to the five-year mark I thought people would start asking me but they just kind of stopped. I think its one of those that you would never say never about and if it was just for a one-off then its something that I would take a look at. It would have to be done the right way and just for one match rather than something that ran for longer. It could be possible but people would have to accept they wouldnt be getting the Showstopper, Mr. WrestleMania, and that Im 52 years old now.

If He Had a match, What Would it Likely Be?: If it was the Shawn Michaels of 10 years ago I would love to have gotten in the ring with so many of the guys that are competing today, he said. AJ Styles and Daniel Bryan would be good, and then theres the guys in NXT too. Someone like a Johnny Gargano would be fantastic. But for a one-off match now, Id need it to be a tag-team match where Hunter (Triple H) and I can just do a few crotch chops and have some fun.
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Seems like every update involved Punk crying.
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CM = Crying Man
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Another Pedestrian RAW.

Why I bother?
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I don't know, you tell us
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StealThisSheen posted...

I don't know, you tell us

It was a Rhetorical Question.

Meh, the other three brands will undoubtedly deliver.

RAW wasn't all bad just... AVERAGE this week.
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Usually I stay up with RAW on the background just because.

But I up and left and went to bed after Bayley randomly joined the six woman tag match to help out Sasha for no reason.

And then I heard I missed an amazing segment where Sasha is ready to forgive Bayley, but then Kurt Angle overturned the result and Sasha hilariously went back to hating Bayley.

Incredible stuff.
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Constable Corbin doing the good work
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How could she have possibly known that you cant just decide to join a match you werent in by yourself?
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I did like how one moment you had Angle being like "wait what why you mean I can't let people I like do that?" and then the next you had Corbin telling the ref he sucks at his job for letting somebody not in the match pin somebody in the match

But somehow the Constable is the jerk
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Lashely = Death.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

And then I heard I missed an amazing segment where Sasha is ready to forgive Bayley, but then Kurt Angle overturned the result and Sasha hilariously went back to hating Bayley.

This actually sounds awesome if it was self aware

Which I suspect it was not
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Lopen posted...

PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

And then I heard I missed an amazing segment where Sasha is ready to forgive Bayley, but then Kurt Angle overturned the result and Sasha hilariously went back to hating Bayley.

This actually sounds awesome if it was self aware

Which I suspect it was not

It wasn't

Angle only begrudgingly overturned it because the good Constable Corbin told him it was against the rules and that he'd tell Stephanie, so Angle found the girls celebrating their win and overturned it and Sasha went from celebrating to giving Bayley the stink-eye for somehow costing them the win even though they were losing before she came out

It was pretty bad

Except for Constable Corbin
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Hardcore_Adult posted...

Lashely = Death.

Good thing Lashley is fine.
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Jakyl25 posted...

There is now a WWE Performance Center website

Want a laugh? Scroll through this list of people they claim they created

https://www.wweperformancecenter.com/#!/journey

Drew Mcintyre!
WWE Debut: April 2018.
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Maniac64 posted...

Jakyl25 posted...

There is now a WWE Performance Center website

Want a laugh? Scroll through this list of people they claim they created

https://www.wweperformancecenter.com/#!/journey

Drew Mcintyre!
WWE Debut: April 2018.

You must be mistaking him for his brother, former WWE Superstar Drew Mcintyre.
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I'm surprised not to see Woods and Big E in there, or The Shield. Hell, Seth Rollins and Big E are former champions!
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Smackdown killing Raw again, as usual.
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StealThisSheen posted...

It was pretty bad

Except for Constable Corbin

Corbin is always oddly entertaining when given the gimmick of actively trying to ruin anything entertaining
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Mega Mana posted...

I'm surprised not to see Woods and Big E in there, or The Shield. Hell, Seth Rollins and Big E are former champions!

Performance Center didnt open until like a year into Full Sail NXT
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Aiden just saved Naomi from paralysis
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This pen is broken
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Did you guys know Big Cass is 7 feet tall? I wasn't sure until he mentioned it 49 times in this promo
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But is it teachable?
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That commercial with Lana, Rusev, and Natalya was great
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Strife2 posted...

Smackdown killing Raw again, as usual.

Heh heh, not for Austin Creed
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I was wondering why this crowd sucked. When they said Corpus Christi, the question was answered.
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Now I'm curious about best crowds from each city.

Not which city's crowds are the best, but when did that city have their best crowd? Weird thought
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Only the Dallas crowd is any good as far as Texas goes. It's all the old WCCW fans
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I will always remember Corpus Christi as the town that they were in when they found out about Benoit
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I thought Smackdown was absolutely terrible this week. Seemed to be in full shill mode for MitB

I can't possibly believe Raw was that much worse that Smackdown was killing it
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Never been more embarrassed watching WWE.

All that Saudi money and yet not a single working pen.

Get your shit together, Vince.
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I have to agree with heel Sami regarding those inspirational quote posts you see on social media. They're fucking garbage.
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as someone not watching raw and smackdown right now, words are funny

Strife2 posted...

pen is

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https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/scott-free.html

Heard on a podcast that PWTees designed this in three minutes after the verdict was made public.
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TheRock1525 posted...

Never been more embarrassed watching WWE.

All that Saudi money and yet not a single working pen.

Get your shit together, Vince.

Wait until the Fox money rolls in. There'll be double the non-working pens!
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Lopen posted...

I thought Smackdown was absolutely terrible this week. Seemed to be in full shill mode for MitB

I can't possibly believe Raw was that much worse that Smackdown was killing it

At least SDL is BUILDING towards MITB. RAW is basically treading water, going nowhere fast.
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Raw suffers from the Law of Roman. Nobody can really ascend there because the entire show is built around getting one guy over, and they keep holding off his coronation.
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https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/1004377545905786880
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I love Becky.
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I wish she'd get the title run she deserves, but with Charlotte and Asuka on SDL she's not going to get it anytime soon.
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Wasn't her first run 2-3 months before dropping it to Alexa? It wasn't a Sasha type reign at least...if I remember correctly.
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84 days.
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If I recall correctly, her only successful defense was in an unclean manner since the ref messed up, and then Alexa won the tables match after? Might be missing something else in there, but I'm pretty sure she ended up losing to her first challenger in Alexa.
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