Board 8 > So my fiancee's friend got really drunk and spent the night at our place...

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Nelson_Mandela 04/28/18 9:49:13 PM #1:	After she leaves in the morning, I go to clean up And she fucking SHIT IN THE DISHWASHER This girl was wasted, but not shit-in-the-dishwasher wasted. I have felt like murdering someone all day until the absurdity of the situation started to become a little funny. This will make for an awkward wedding. --- "A more mature answer than I expected."~ Jakyl25 "Sephy's point is right."~ Inviso <cite>Nelson_Mandela posted [p:900484809] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>After she leaves in the morning, I go to clean up And she fucking SHIT IN THE DISHWASHER This girl was wasted, but not shit-in-the-dishwasher wasted. I have felt like murdering someone all day until the absurdity of the situation started to become a little funny. This will make for an awkward wedding.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnbobb 04/28/18 9:55:56 PM #2:	This was a different direction than I thought this was going to go --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs <cite>Johnbobb posted [p:900485196] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>This was a different direction than I thought this was going to go</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Underleveled 04/28/18 9:59:56 PM #3:	Johnbobb posted... This was a different direction than I thought this was going to go --- darkx Top hopefuls for Smash 5: Isaac, Shantae, Travis, Toad, Takamaru, Octolings, Ashley, Waluigi, Zael, Fleming, Stylist, Snip & Clip <cite>Underleveled posted [p:900485394] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnbobb posted...</cite> <quote>This was a different direction than I thought this was going to go</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Underleveled 04/28/18 10:00:19 PM #4:	Also I don't think I could not get a new dishwasher after that --- darkx Top hopefuls for Smash 5: Isaac, Shantae, Travis, Toad, Takamaru, Octolings, Ashley, Waluigi, Zael, Fleming, Stylist, Snip & Clip <cite>Underleveled posted [p:900485416] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Also I don't think I could not get a new dishwasher after that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jakyl25 04/28/18 10:03:52 PM #5:	Nelson_Mandela posted... After she leaves in the morning, I go to clean up And she fucking SHIT IN THE DISHWASHER This girl was wasted, but not shit-in-the-dishwasher wasted. I have felt like murdering someone all day until the absurdity of the situation started to become a little funny. This will make for an awkward wedding. Could you just run the dishwasher over and over until it cleans itself? --- Thank you, Eddie Guerrero. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRlKR5nU8AA_v_C?format=jpg&name=large <cite>Jakyl25 posted [p:900485610] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nelson_Mandela posted...</cite> <quote>After she leaves in the morning, I go to clean up And she fucking SHIT IN THE DISHWASHER This girl was wasted, but not shit-in-the-dishwasher wasted. I have felt like murdering someone all day until the absurdity of the situation started to become a little funny. This will make for an awkward wedding.</quote> Could you just run the dishwasher over and over until it cleans itself?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nelson_Mandela 04/28/18 10:05:35 PM #6:	I ran it three times and soaked everything in bleach before the third. I feel pretty confident that took care of things. I did NOT expect to feel the texture of her friend's feces before today that's for sure. --- "A more mature answer than I expected."~ Jakyl25 "Sephy's point is right."~ Inviso <cite>Nelson_Mandela posted [p:900485698] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>I ran it three times and soaked everything in bleach before the third. I feel pretty confident that took care of things. I did NOT expect to feel the texture of her friend's feces before today that's for sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jakyl25 04/28/18 10:11:28 PM #7:	Maybe that was her logic! I cant find the bathroom but at least this appliance can wash itself. --- Thank you, Eddie Guerrero. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRlKR5nU8AA_v_C?format=jpg&name=large <cite>Jakyl25 posted [p:900485994] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Maybe that was her logic! I cant find the bathroom but at least this appliance can wash itself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranzonEx 04/28/18 10:13:48 PM #8:	you should go shit in her dishwasher next time and maybe the water tank in her toilet --- 2 line break(s), 160 characters allowed <cite>GranzonEx posted [p:900486103] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>you should go shit in her dishwasher next time and maybe the water tank in her toilet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 04/28/18 10:14:27 PM #9:	The fuck is wrong with this girl --- We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny <cite>Panthera posted [p:900486133] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>The fuck is wrong with this girl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nelson_Mandela 04/28/18 10:14:32 PM #10:	Well it was pretty not fun opening up all the other cabinets and appliances in my apartment bracing myself to uncover additional hidden turds --- "A more mature answer than I expected."~ Jakyl25 "Sephy's point is right."~ Inviso <cite>Nelson_Mandela posted [p:900486135] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Well it was pretty not fun opening up all the other cabinets and appliances in my apartment bracing myself to uncover additional hidden turds</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmartMuffin 04/28/18 10:15:53 PM #11:	Jakyl25 posted... Maybe that was her logic! I cant find the bathroom but at least this appliance can wash itself. I mean of all the non-toilet places you could select do to that, this is probably one of the better options... --- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://i.imgur.com/W66HUUy.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ <cite>SmartMuffin posted [p:900486204] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jakyl25 posted...</cite> <quote>Maybe that was her logic! I cant find the bathroom but at least this appliance can wash itself.</quote> I mean of all the non-toilet places you could select do to that, this is probably one of the better options...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nelson_Mandela 04/28/18 10:18:20 PM #12:	SmartMuffin posted... Jakyl25 posted... Maybe that was her logic! I cant find the bathroom but at least this appliance can wash itself. I mean of all the non-toilet places you could select do to that, this is probably one of the better options... Not really. The garbage would be ideal. The floor would be simple to clean. This has me paranoid that all of my dishes will be forever washed in shit water. --- "A more mature answer than I expected."~ Jakyl25 "Sephy's point is right."~ Inviso <cite>Nelson_Mandela posted [p:900486345] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>SmartMuffin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Jakyl25 posted...</cite> <quote>Maybe that was her logic! I cant find the bathroom but at least this appliance can wash itself.</quote> I mean of all the non-toilet places you could select do to that, this is probably one of the better options...</quote> Not really. The garbage would be ideal. The floor would be simple to clean. This has me paranoid that all of my dishes will be forever washed in shit water.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nelson_Mandela 04/28/18 10:20:07 PM #13:	I just can't believe that she would take the time to open up the door, pull down her pants, and airdrop a fucking log into the dishwasher, then CLOSE the door and hide it for 10 hours. --- "A more mature answer than I expected."~ Jakyl25 "Sephy's point is right."~ Inviso <cite>Nelson_Mandela posted [p:900486428] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>I just can't believe that she would take the time to open up the door, pull down her pants, and airdrop a fucking log into the dishwasher, then CLOSE the door and hide it for 10 hours.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Underleveled 04/28/18 10:21:47 PM #14:	Nelson_Mandela posted... This has me paranoid that all of my dishes will be forever washed in shit water. Exactly why if it happened to me I would just bite the bullet and buy a new dishwasher. Maybe make the perp foot like half of the bill. --- darkx Top hopefuls for Smash 5: Isaac, Shantae, Travis, Toad, Takamaru, Octolings, Ashley, Waluigi, Zael, Fleming, Stylist, Snip & Clip <cite>Underleveled posted [p:900486497] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nelson_Mandela posted...</cite> <quote>This has me paranoid that all of my dishes will be forever washed in shit water.</quote> Exactly why if it happened to me I would just bite the bullet and buy a new dishwasher. Maybe make the perp foot like half of the bill.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jakyl25 04/28/18 10:24:49 PM #15:	I have some bad news for you about all water then if youre still worried after you BLEACHED the thing --- Thank you, Eddie Guerrero. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRlKR5nU8AA_v_C?format=jpg&name=large <cite>Jakyl25 posted [p:900486645] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>I have some bad news for you about all water then if youre still worried after you BLEACHED the thing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nelson_Mandela 04/28/18 10:27:22 PM #16:	Yeah yeah. I know it's fine but I'm TRAUMATIZED man. --- "A more mature answer than I expected."~ Jakyl25 "Sephy's point is right."~ Inviso <cite>Nelson_Mandela posted [p:900486756] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Yeah yeah. I know it's fine but I'm TRAUMATIZED man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blackscar 04/29/18 4:03:48 AM #17:	you should make her pay you for a new dishwasher --- If a man die, shall he live again? all the days of my appointed time will I wait, till my change come. Job 14:14 <cite>Blackscar posted [p:900498793] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>you should make her pay you for a new dishwasher</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nevest 04/29/18 4:46:14 AM #18:	Next time you're over at her place, shit in her washing machine and don't say a word. --- twitch.tv/serevarno youtube.com/serevarno Twitter.com/serevarno <cite>Nevest posted [p:900499500] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Next time you're over at her place, shit in her washing machine and don't say a word.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Menji 04/29/18 4:50:58 AM #19:	Was it still stuck to the door or did it fall down onto the grate and below? --- Menji+ http://i.imgur.com/pPZsSZU.gifv [ https://myanimelist.net/profile/Menjii ] Congrats BK_Sheikah, BYIG Guru! <cite>Menji posted [p:900499580] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Was it still stuck to the door or did it fall down onto the grate and below?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LOLIAmAnAlt 04/29/18 5:00:17 AM #20:	Underleveled posted... Johnbobb posted... This was a different direction than I thought this was going to go Underleveled posted... Also I don't think I could not get a new dishwasher after that --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll <cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted [p:900499741] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>Underleveled posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnbobb posted...</cite> <quote>This was a different direction than I thought this was going to go</quote></quote> <cite>Underleveled posted...</cite> <quote>Also I don't think I could not get a new dishwasher after that</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corrik 04/29/18 6:14:00 AM #21:	I know someone that hit the disc tray open button on a dvd player, pissed into the tray, and then closed it after because they were so drunk at a party. --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik <cite>Corrik posted [p:900500975] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>I know someone that hit the disc tray open button on a dvd player, pissed into the tray, and then closed it after because they were so drunk at a party.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nelson_Mandela 04/29/18 9:14:08 AM #22:	Menji posted... Was it still stuck to the door or did it fall down onto the grate and below? It slid into the main area --- "A more mature answer than I expected."~ Jakyl25 "Sephy's point is right."~ Inviso <cite>Nelson_Mandela posted [p:900504564] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>Menji posted...</cite> <quote>Was it still stuck to the door or did it fall down onto the grate and below?</quote> It slid into the main area</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nelson_Mandela 04/29/18 9:14:59 AM #23:	Corrik posted... I know someone that hit the disc tray open button on a dvd player, pissed into the tray, and then closed it after because they were so drunk at a party. I can deal with piss. Call me crazy but poop grosses me out! --- "A more mature answer than I expected."~ Jakyl25 "Sephy's point is right."~ Inviso <cite>Nelson_Mandela posted [p:900504589] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>Corrik posted...</cite> <quote>I know someone that hit the disc tray open button on a dvd player, pissed into the tray, and then closed it after because they were so drunk at a party.</quote> I can deal with piss. Call me crazy but poop grosses me out!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRock1525 04/29/18 9:17:37 AM #24:	Are you sure it wasn't your fiancee passing the buck? --- TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues. <cite>TheRock1525 posted [p:900504657] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Are you sure it wasn't your fiancee passing the buck?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nelson_Mandela 04/29/18 9:38:07 AM #25:	Her shits are not that big --- "A more mature answer than I expected."~ Jakyl25 "Sephy's point is right."~ Inviso <cite>Nelson_Mandela posted [p:900505259] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Her shits are not that big</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vlado 04/29/18 9:56:29 AM #26:	Underleveled posted... Johnbobb posted... This was a different direction than I thought this was going to go Could it be because it's a real story and not out of a porno. --- Blitzball fan? Try Captain Tsubasa II (in English) for NES! *Best game reviews: http://betweenlifeandgames.com* <cite>Vlado posted [p:900505815] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>Underleveled posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnbobb posted...</cite> <quote>This was a different direction than I thought this was going to go</quote></quote> Could it be because it's a real story and not out of a porno.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HotDogButts 04/29/18 10:09:13 AM #27:	Every Bulgarian porno I've seen has started with a woman taking a shit. --- Burns then confronted him about the fart and Willie became agitated, telling her to shut up <cite>HotDogButts posted [p:900506232] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Every Bulgarian porno I've seen has started with a woman taking a shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0r0n 04/29/18 10:26:45 AM #28:	Are you sure it wasn't you? --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 <cite>foolm0r0n posted [p:900506784] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Are you sure it wasn't you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nelson_Mandela 04/29/18 10:37:51 AM #29:	My shits are not that big --- "A more mature answer than I expected."~ Jakyl25 "Sephy's point is right."~ Inviso <cite>Nelson_Mandela posted [p:900507126] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>My shits are not that big</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0r0n 04/29/18 11:47:57 AM #30:	Depends what you ate --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 <cite>foolm0r0n posted [p:900509851] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Depends what you ate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anagram 04/29/18 12:07:27 PM #31:	Are you absolutely sure she's responsible? What motive could she have for doing this? --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 <cite>Anagram posted [p:900510651] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Are you absolutely sure she's responsible? What motive could she have for doing this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nelson_Mandela 04/29/18 12:36:39 PM #32:	Anagram posted... Are you absolutely sure she's responsible? What motive could she have for doing this? She was drunk and disoriented and she's disgusting. She was sleepwalking that night and I guess thought the dishwasher was a toilet? I dunno. --- "A more mature answer than I expected."~ Jakyl25 "Sephy's point is right."~ Inviso <cite>Nelson_Mandela posted [p:900511861] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>Anagram posted...</cite> <quote>Are you absolutely sure she's responsible? What motive could she have for doing this?</quote> She was drunk and disoriented and she's disgusting. She was sleepwalking that night and I guess thought the dishwasher was a toilet? I dunno.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRock1525 04/29/18 12:38:41 PM #33:	Nelson_Mandela posted... Her shits are not that big How often are you studying shits? --- TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues. <cite>TheRock1525 posted [p:900511951] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nelson_Mandela posted...</cite> <quote>Her shits are not that big</quote> How often are you studying shits?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nelson_Mandela 04/29/18 12:40:05 PM #34:	TheRock1525 posted... Nelson_Mandela posted... Her shits are not that big How often are you studying shits? More than I'd like --- "A more mature answer than I expected."~ Jakyl25 "Sephy's point is right."~ Inviso <cite>Nelson_Mandela posted [p:900512019] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheRock1525 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Nelson_Mandela posted...</cite> <quote>Her shits are not that big</quote> How often are you studying shits?</quote> More than I'd like</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anagram 04/29/18 12:51:42 PM #35:	Nelson_Mandela posted... She was drunk and disoriented and she's disgusting. She was sleepwalking that night and I guess thought the dishwasher was a toilet? I dunno. I thought you said she wasn't '** in the dishwasher wasted?' But okay then. Funny story nonetheless. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 <cite>Anagram posted [p:900512505] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nelson_Mandela posted...</cite> <quote> She was drunk and disoriented and she's disgusting. She was sleepwalking that night and I guess thought the dishwasher was a toilet? I dunno.</quote> I thought you said she wasn't '** in the dishwasher wasted?' But okay then. Funny story nonetheless.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pjbasis 04/29/18 5:21:41 PM #36:	I have the wierdest boner --- http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr345/Rakaputra/B8%20Girls%202012/pjbas.png <cite>pjbasis posted [p:900526018] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>I have the wierdest boner</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nelson_Mandela 04/29/18 5:31:14 PM #37:	Anagram posted... Nelson_Mandela posted... She was drunk and disoriented and she's disgusting. She was sleepwalking that night and I guess thought the dishwasher was a toilet? I dunno. I thought you said she wasn't '** in the dishwasher wasted?' But okay then. Funny story nonetheless. I'm saying a normal person wouldn't take a dump in the dishwasher if they were as drunk as she was. --- "A more mature answer than I expected."~ Jakyl25 "Sephy's point is right."~ Inviso <cite>Nelson_Mandela posted [p:900526524] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>Anagram posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Nelson_Mandela posted...</cite> <quote> She was drunk and disoriented and she's disgusting. She was sleepwalking that night and I guess thought the dishwasher was a toilet? I dunno.</quote> I thought you said she wasn't '** in the dishwasher wasted?' But okay then. Funny story nonetheless.</quote> I'm saying a normal person wouldn't take a dump in the dishwasher if they were as drunk as she was.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anagram 04/29/18 6:04:05 PM #38:	Nelson_Mandela posted... I'm saying a normal person wouldn't take a dump in the dishwasher if they were as drunk as she was. Ah, okay. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 <cite>Anagram posted [p:900528345] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nelson_Mandela posted...</cite> <quote> I'm saying a normal person wouldn't take a dump in the dishwasher if they were as drunk as she was.</quote> Ah, okay.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
neonreaper 04/29/18 7:24:33 PM #39:	Nice --- Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter? Walter: No, Donny. These men are cowards. <cite>neonreaper posted [p:900532401] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Nice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark Young Link 04/29/18 7:36:04 PM #40:	I'd honestly just get a new dishwasher(and dishes) after seeing something like that. But then again I don't have to worry about budging for a wedding or anything. Man, and I thought it was bad that I become super talkative/ranty when I'm drunk.... --- http://i.imgur.com/gOGzcN4.gif <cite>Dark Young Link posted [p:900532993] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>I'd honestly just get a new dishwasher(and dishes) after seeing something like that. But then again I don't have to worry about budging for a wedding or anything. Man, and I thought it was bad that I become super talkative/ranty when I'm drunk....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MenuWars 04/29/18 8:03:23 PM #41:	Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha dies --- I'm bad at Maffs. BEDMAS Bioshock, Earthworm Jim, Diablo 2, Mass Effect 2, Ark: Survival Evolved, Super Meat Boy <cite>MenuWars posted [p:900534364] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha dies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mitochondriagon 05/01/18 8:36:02 PM #42:	Like i feel like tc has a degree in fecal matter --- Heroic Palmer <cite>Mitochondriagon posted [p:900646695] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Like i feel like tc has a degree in fecal matter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SeabassDebeste 05/01/18 10:00:33 PM #43:	early candidate for topic of the month for sure --- yet all sailors of all sorts are more or less capricious and unreliable - they live in the varying outer weather, and they inhale its fickleness <cite>SeabassDebeste posted [p:900651684] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>early candidate for topic of the month for sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mitochondriagon 05/01/18 10:15:28 PM #44:	Nelson_Mandela posted... It slid into the main area Yeah it did --- Heroic Palmer <cite>Mitochondriagon posted [p:900652380] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nelson_Mandela posted...</cite> <quote> It slid into the main area</quote> Yeah it did</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Underleveled 05/03/18 12:55:29 AM #45:	Saving legendary topic --- darkx Top hopefuls for Smash 5: Isaac, Shantae, Travis, Toad, Takamaru, Octolings, Ashley, Waluigi, Zael, Fleming, Stylist, Snip & Clip <cite>Underleveled posted [p:900715173] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>Saving legendary topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wanglicious 05/03/18 7:43:15 AM #46:	did she pee in the fridge too? --- "Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel. <cite>Wanglicious posted [p:900723824] in So my fian... [t:76562057]...</cite> <quote>did she pee in the fridge too?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Board 8 > So my fiancee's friend got really drunk and spent the night at our place...