Board 8 > who the hell doesn't knock before entering a bedroom at 3am

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Icehawk 04/04/18 3:13:09 PM #51:	foolm0r0n posted... gmun sis: banging bf on top bunk while gmun secretly cries in bottom bunk gmun: gets boner that pokes the top bunk sis: woah is that my brother's boner all the way from the bottom bunk?? sis: kicks bf out get your tiny dew-chugging dong out of here! gmun sis bf: calls his parents to pick him up sis: ok let's do this bro gmun: ugu~~~ this is the good **** --- I call girls "girlies". <cite>Icehawk posted [p:899052826] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote><cite>foolm0r0n posted...</cite> <quote>gmun sis: banging bf on top bunk while gmun secretly cries in bottom bunk gmun: gets boner that pokes the top bunk sis: woah is that my brother's boner all the way from the bottom bunk?? sis: kicks bf out get your tiny dew-chugging dong out of here! gmun sis bf: calls his parents to pick him up sis: ok let's do this bro gmun: ugu~~~</quote> this is the good ****</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Icehawk 04/04/18 3:15:04 PM #52:	let's get more big wang incest scenarios going ------------------ gmuns dad: walks in sees his sons massive dong dad: I'm gay now --- I call girls "girlies". <cite>Icehawk posted [p:899052913] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>let's get more big wang incest scenarios going ------------------ gmuns dad: walks in sees his sons massive dong dad: I'm gay now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tokoyami 04/04/18 3:15:53 PM #53:	This topic is cursed --- What a mad banquet of darkness... Bane <cite>Tokoyami posted [p:899052962] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>This topic is cursed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NFUN 04/04/18 3:18:11 PM #54:	Tokoyami posted... This topic is cursed to 500 --- Thus is our treaty written, thus is our agreement made. Thought is the arrow of time; memory never fades. What was asked is given; the price is paid. ARF <cite>NFUN posted [p:899053080] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tokoyami posted...</cite> <quote>This topic is cursed</quote> to 500</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KujikawaRising 04/04/18 3:46:38 PM #55:	NFUN posted... Tokoyami posted... This topic is cursed to 500 Can You Reverse the Curse? --- http://i.imgur.com/t3naEGu.jpg I'm BlueCrystalTear, probably at work. <cite>KujikawaRising posted [p:899054673] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote><cite>NFUN posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tokoyami posted...</cite> <quote>This topic is cursed</quote> to 500</quote> Can You Reverse the Curse?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trdl23 04/04/18 3:52:01 PM #56:	Only if you Unbench the Kench. --- E come vivo? Vivo! <cite>trdl23 posted [p:899054995] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>Only if you Unbench the Kench.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LOLIAmAnAlt 04/04/18 3:53:54 PM #57:	CelesMyUserName posted... sound goes straight to the VR headphones mang Sound bleeds pretty far when it's pitch quiet at 3AM Also body noises --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll <cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted [p:899055113] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote><cite>CelesMyUserName posted...</cite> <quote>sound goes straight to the VR headphones mang</quote> Sound bleeds pretty far when it's pitch quiet at 3AM Also body noises</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OliviaTremor 04/04/18 3:56:58 PM #58:	GMUN's dad walks in: 'Oh shit I'm sorry' GMUN ferociously masturbating in VR and doesn't hear his dad GMUN's dad clears throat: 'Oh shit I'm sorry!' GMUN falls backwards out of chair naked, unplugging VR set as Pushing Gaywards suddenly plays loudly from computer GMUN's dad: mmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm --- Notyou <cite>OliviaTremor posted [p:899055306] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>GMUN's dad walks in: 'Oh shit I'm sorry' GMUN ferociously masturbating in VR and doesn't hear his dad GMUN's dad clears throat: 'Oh shit I'm sorry!' GMUN falls backwards out of chair naked, unplugging VR set as Pushing Gaywards suddenly plays loudly from computer GMUN's dad: mmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KamikazePotato 04/04/18 3:59:14 PM #59:	CelesMyUserName posted... KamikazePotato posted... How in the world do you not have a lock on your door the only rooms with locks are the bathrooms :\| https://i.imgflip.com/dyi7z.jpg?a422928 --- Black Turtle did a pretty good job. <cite>KamikazePotato posted [p:899055434] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote><cite>CelesMyUserName posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KamikazePotato posted...</cite> <quote>How in the world do you not have a lock on your door</quote> the only rooms with locks are the bathrooms :\|</quote> https://i.imgflip.com/dyi7z.jpg?a422928</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 04/04/18 4:03:02 PM #60:	So this is what I don't get. With the VR setup, would knocking even do anything? HOW DO YOU KNOW HE DIDN'T KNOCK?! --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:899055643] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>So this is what I don't get. With the VR setup, would knocking even do anything? HOW DO YOU KNOW HE DIDN'T KNOCK?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuessMyUserName 04/04/18 4:21:52 PM #61:	LOLIAmAnAlt posted... CelesMyUserName posted... sound goes straight to the VR headphones mang Sound bleeds pretty far when it's pitch quiet at 3AM Also body noises whenever I use headphones I take them out first, set the volume until I can't hear it, and then wear them! redrocket posted... So this is what I don't get. With the VR setup, would knocking even do anything? HOW DO YOU KNOW HE DIDN'T KNOCK?! I could hear well enough of simple movement rustling to eventually take off the headset, pause, and listen for more outside movement to notice someone even opened the door! I'm sure I could hear knocking --- I request affiliated many pipes. Been a bad girl, I know I am. And I'm so hot, I need a fan. I don't want a boy, I need a man. <cite>GuessMyUserName posted [p:899056744] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote><cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CelesMyUserName posted...</cite> <quote>sound goes straight to the VR headphones mang</quote> Sound bleeds pretty far when it's pitch quiet at 3AM Also body noises</quote> whenever I use headphones I take them out first, set the volume until I can't hear it, and then wear them! <cite>redrocket posted...</cite> <quote>So this is what I don't get. With the VR setup, would knocking even do anything? HOW DO YOU KNOW HE DIDN'T KNOCK?!</quote> I could hear well enough of simple movement rustling to eventually take off the headset, pause, and listen for more outside movement to notice someone even opened the door! I'm sure I could hear knocking</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
guffguy89 04/04/18 4:30:14 PM #62:	Could it have just been the door wasn't completely closed. I've had it a few times at my old house where the doors could be like 99% closed and it was just teetering on the door lock mechanism, and then the faintest breeze or whatever caused it to push open slightly. --- Don't mind me. I'm just here for the contest. <cite>guffguy89 posted [p:899057217] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>Could it have just been the door wasn't completely closed. I've had it a few times at my old house where the doors could be like 99% closed and it was just teetering on the door lock mechanism, and then the faintest breeze or whatever caused it to push open slightly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChaosTonyV4 04/04/18 7:40:48 PM #63:	CelesMyUserName posted... sound goes straight to the VR headphones mang Nah man, that makes it worse. Your dad walks in and all he hears is fapping and heaving breathing. --- Phantom Dust. "I'll just wait for time to prove me right again." - Vlado <cite>ChaosTonyV4 posted [p:899067650] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote><cite>CelesMyUserName posted...</cite> <quote>sound goes straight to the VR headphones mang </quote> Nah man, that makes it worse. Your dad walks in and all he hears is fapping and heaving breathing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
neonreaper 04/04/18 8:30:03 PM #64:	I guess I envision GMUN standing and not sitting in this scenario --- Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter? Walter: No, Donny. These men are cowards. <cite>neonreaper posted [p:899070459] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>I guess I envision GMUN standing and not sitting in this scenario</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChaosTonyV4 04/04/18 8:50:43 PM #65:	neonreaper posted... I guess I envision GMUN standing and not sitting in this scenario I did too. --- Phantom Dust. "I'll just wait for time to prove me right again." - Vlado <cite>ChaosTonyV4 posted [p:899071570] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote><cite>neonreaper posted...</cite> <quote>I guess I envision GMUN standing and not sitting in this scenario</quote> I did too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuessMyUserName 04/04/18 8:52:12 PM #66:	my bedroom setup is actually literally in bed --- I request affiliated many pipes. Been a bad girl, I know I am. And I'm so hot, I need a fan. I don't want a boy, I need a man. <cite>GuessMyUserName posted [p:899071642] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>my bedroom setup is actually literally in bed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grand Kirby 04/04/18 10:08:38 PM #67:	Icehawk posted... Dad: walks in looks at own dong This... can't be my son. In this scenario it appears his dad already has his pants off. That is so much worse. --- Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan <cite>Grand Kirby posted [p:899075581] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote><cite>Icehawk posted...</cite> <quote>Dad: walks in looks at own dong This... can't be my son.</quote> In this scenario it appears his dad already has his pants off. That is so much worse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LiquidOshawott 04/04/18 10:15:17 PM #68:	What if they were just trying to console you after Celes lost for a fourth time --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VI <cite>LiquidOshawott posted [p:899075914] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>What if they were just trying to console you after Celes lost for a fourth time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuessMyUserName 04/04/18 10:20:00 PM #69:	it seems my brother isn't here so that just leaves my dad as the only person that does raise the chances of maybe-i-just-left-the-door-slightly-cracked --- I request affiliated many pipes. Been a bad girl, I know I am. And I'm so hot, I need a fan. I don't want a boy, I need a man. <cite>GuessMyUserName posted [p:899076145] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>it seems my brother isn't here so that just leaves my dad as the only person that does raise the chances of maybe-i-just-left-the-door-slightly-cracked</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LiquidOshawott 04/04/18 10:21:33 PM #70:	Oh if its your dad then he went in your room to look for hot dogs And maybe found the wrong kind --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VI <cite>LiquidOshawott posted [p:899076218] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>Oh if its your dad then he went in your room to look for hot dogs And maybe found the wrong kind</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuessMyUserName 04/04/18 10:22:11 PM #71:	fucking zell --- I request affiliated many pipes. Been a bad girl, I know I am. And I'm so hot, I need a fan. I don't want a boy, I need a man. <cite>GuessMyUserName posted [p:899076243] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>fucking zell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 04/05/18 2:05:43 AM #72:	There was probably a murderer who broke into your home, but killing you while you were busy would just be rude and he's a very polite killer. But you took so long that he eventually needed to leave so he could make his next appointment (also a very punctual and organized killer). So in a way this may have been the best thing to ever happen to you. --- We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny <cite>Panthera posted [p:899085406] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>There was probably a murderer who broke into your home, but killing you while you were busy would just be rude and he's a very polite killer. But you took so long that he eventually needed to leave so he could make his next appointment (also a very punctual and organized killer). So in a way this may have been the best thing to ever happen to you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grand Kirby 04/05/18 2:09:15 AM #73:	It was probably a murderer who didn't want to touch you. --- Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan <cite>Grand Kirby posted [p:899085519] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>It was probably a murderer who didn't want to touch you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KujikawaRising 04/05/18 11:17:25 AM #74:	Or rather a criminal who saw you with the VR headset and figured you were too lost in another world to even notice him. He came, stole what he sought, and has probably already sold it to his fence. Is anything missing from your chambers? --- http://i.imgur.com/t3naEGu.jpg I'm BlueCrystalTear, probably at work. <cite>KujikawaRising posted [p:899099332] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>Or rather a criminal who saw you with the VR headset and figured you were too lost in another world to even notice him. He came, stole what he sought, and has probably already sold it to his fence. Is anything missing from your chambers?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trdl23 04/05/18 11:24:06 AM #75:	Just dignity. --- E come vivo? Vivo! <cite>trdl23 posted [p:899099645] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>Just dignity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gatarix 04/05/18 11:34:33 AM #76:	GuessMyUserName posted... my bedroom setup is actually literally in bed hott dakimakura action --- You put your RESOLVE HAT back on, which conveniently is the same hat as your NORMAL HAT. {Drakeryn} <cite>Gatarix posted [p:899100135] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote><cite>GuessMyUserName posted...</cite> <quote>my bedroom setup is actually literally in bed</quote> hott dakimakura action</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trdl23 04/05/18 4:45:44 PM #77:	Those lewd body pillows are creepy as hell --- E come vivo? Vivo! <cite>trdl23 posted [p:899116797] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>Those lewd body pillows are creepy as hell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CelesMyUserName 04/05/18 5:19:38 PM #78:	my main dakimakura is a Ryougi Shiki that has a safe side and a NSFW side, I generally keep it safe side up googles oh hey yeah this is the one: https://www.dhgate.com/product/wholesale-kara-no-kyoukai-ryougi-shiki-dakimakura/262585382.html but fun story this was early in since I moved back in with my dad and I didn't really have an actual bed of my own yet (my room just had a bunch of cushions on the floor from an old couch) one time I had an exam in the next morning, my dad said I could take his bed since it's nicer and he'll take the couch in the livingroom so I could have a good rest for the exam well I go to the room in in there I see my dakimakura in the bed set up for me, unfortunately safe side down I wanted to cry right then T_T --- http://i.imgur.com/U7qSWmn.jpg something something hung something horse something <cite>CelesMyUserName posted [p:899118749] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>my main dakimakura is a Ryougi Shiki that has a safe side and a NSFW side, I generally keep it safe side up googles oh hey yeah this is the one: https://www.dhgate.com/product/wholesale-kara-no-kyoukai-ryougi-shiki-dakimakura/262585382.html but fun story this was early in since I moved back in with my dad and I didn't really have an actual bed of my own yet (my room just had a bunch of cushions on the floor from an old couch) one time I had an exam in the next morning, my dad said I could take his bed since it's nicer and he'll take the couch in the livingroom so I could have a good rest for the exam well I go to the room in in there I see my dakimakura in the bed set up for me, unfortunately safe side down I wanted to cry right then T_T</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 04/05/18 5:42:12 PM #79:	CelesMyUserName posted... well I go to the room in in there I see my dakimakura in the bed set up for me, unfortunately safe side down You know, once this bridge has been crossed I'm wondering why you're particularly concerned your VR goggle wanking has been seen. But what do I know. --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:899119927] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote><cite>CelesMyUserName posted...</cite> <quote>well I go to the room in in there I see my dakimakura in the bed set up for me, unfortunately safe side down</quote> You know, once this bridge has been crossed I'm wondering why you're particularly concerned your VR goggle wanking has been seen. But what do I know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 04/05/18 5:50:52 PM #80:	Yeah after reading that I'm pretty sure your dad is probably already completely desensitized to any weirdness he may encounter thanks to you. --- BK_Sheikah? More like BYIG_Sheikah. http://i.imgur.com/gw03gl7.png - Number of people that D'awwed: 102 <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:899120386] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>Yeah after reading that I'm pretty sure your dad is probably already completely desensitized to any weirdness he may encounter thanks to you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CelesMyUserName 04/05/18 5:54:52 PM #81:	it's one thing to see the material but a whole other thing to see the act man --- http://i.imgur.com/U7qSWmn.jpg something something hung something horse something <cite>CelesMyUserName posted [p:899120600] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>it's one thing to see the material but a whole other thing to see the act man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChaosTonyV4 04/05/18 5:56:08 PM #82:	What a good dad you have. --- Phantom Dust. "I'll just wait for time to prove me right again." - Vlado <cite>ChaosTonyV4 posted [p:899120690] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>What a good dad you have.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 04/05/18 5:56:51 PM #83:	A real Daddy of Light. --- BK_Sheikah? More like BYIG_Sheikah. http://i.imgur.com/gw03gl7.png - Number of people that D'awwed: 102 <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:899120736] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>A real Daddy of Light.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0r0n 04/05/18 6:01:24 PM #84:	CelesMyUserName posted... oh hey yeah this is the one: https://www.dhgate.com/product/wholesale-kara-no-kyoukai-ryougi-shiki-dakimakura/262585382.html Where's the safe side? Also I would totally do that to embarrass my son. How could your pass up that opportunity? --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 <cite>foolm0r0n posted [p:899120987] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote><cite>CelesMyUserName posted...</cite> <quote>oh hey yeah this is the one: https://www.dhgate.com/product/wholesale-kara-no-kyoukai-ryougi-shiki-dakimakura/262585382.html</quote> Where's the safe side? Also I would totally do that to embarrass my son. How could your pass up that opportunity?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 04/05/18 6:02:30 PM #85:	This is the goddamn Giving Tree of topics. --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:899121047] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>This is the goddamn Giving Tree of topics.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0r0n 04/05/18 6:05:55 PM #86:	CelesMyUserName posted... one time I had an exam in the next morning, my dad said I could take his bed since it's nicer and he'll take the couch in the livingroom so I could have a good rest for the exam But this is wholesome af so I don't think this guy could possibly have any negative thoughts about gmun --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 <cite>foolm0r0n posted [p:899121232] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote><cite>CelesMyUserName posted...</cite> <quote>one time I had an exam in the next morning, my dad said I could take his bed since it's nicer and he'll take the couch in the livingroom so I could have a good rest for the exam </quote> But this is wholesome af so I don't think this guy could possibly have any negative thoughts about gmun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mobilezoid 04/05/18 6:08:39 PM #87:	I would definitely be disappointed in my son if I found out he was a fan of Ryougi Shiki. --- R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D (On mobile) <cite>Mobilezoid posted [p:899121364] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>I would definitely be disappointed in my son if I found out he was a fan of Ryougi Shiki.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CelesMyUserName 04/05/18 6:11:06 PM #88:	why can't roba ever have good character opinions --- http://i.imgur.com/U7qSWmn.jpg something something hung something horse something <cite>CelesMyUserName posted [p:899121491] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>why can't roba ever have good character opinions</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiteLens 04/05/18 6:24:32 PM #89:	Yeah Roba, how could you like one Maaya Sakamoto character but not another? --- http://www.backloggery.com/whitelens \| https://myanimelist.net/profile/WhiteLens Kashikoi Kawaii BK_Sheikah won guru! Harasho! <cite>WhiteLens posted [p:899122217] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>Yeah Roba, how could you like one Maaya Sakamoto character but not another?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranzonEx 04/05/18 6:27:43 PM #90:	WhiteLens posted... Yeah Roba, how could you like one Maaya Sakamoto character but not another? --- 2 line break(s), 160 characters allowed <cite>GranzonEx posted [p:899122365] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote><cite>WhiteLens posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah Roba, how could you like one Maaya Sakamoto character but not another?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mobilezoid 04/05/18 6:31:32 PM #91:	My Lightning is voiced by Ali Hillis thank you very much. --- R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D (On mobile) <cite>Mobilezoid posted [p:899122573] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>My Lightning is voiced by Ali Hillis thank you very much.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CelesMyUserName 04/05/18 6:35:20 PM #92:	I'd be impressed if Roba was a fan of Rip Van Winkle or Aegis --- http://i.imgur.com/U7qSWmn.jpg something something hung something horse something <cite>CelesMyUserName posted [p:899122782] in who the he... [t:76483377]...</cite> <quote>I'd be impressed if Roba was a fan of Rip Van Winkle or Aegis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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