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gmun-chan 04/04/18 3:01:33 AM #1: |
I am never touching VR again oh my god
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foolm0r0n 04/04/18 3:04:15 AM #2: |
VR doesn't magically change the fapping stealth protocols
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red13n 04/04/18 3:06:19 AM #3: |
who knocks at 3am if you don't want to wake people up. You generally assume people are sleeping.
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gmun-chan 04/04/18 3:07:03 AM #4: |
okay who enters someone else's bedroom at 3am
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ninkendo 04/04/18 3:09:14 AM #5: |
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ChaosTonyV4 04/04/18 3:11:57 AM #6: |
Who did it and what did they see?
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LOLIAmAnAlt 04/04/18 3:15:42 AM #7: |
gmun-chan posted...
okay who enters someone else's bedroom at 3am Drunk guys you don't know forgetting what year it is and sit on the bottom of your bed directly on top of your feet to wake you up as you are suddenly in a cold sweat. --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gmun-chan 04/04/18 3:21:25 AM #8: |
ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Who did it and what did they see? the thing is I HAVE NO CLUE BECAUSE VR WORLD my dad is supposed to be the only one here since my brother just went out today with no intention of returning, usually stays out for days but I hear someone wandering around the apartment now and my door is cracked and I'm pulling my hair questioning if I maybe by some chance possibly could but not-likely just not shut it completely myself but if anyone came in, seeing my joystick is 100% guaranteed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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INCEPTlON 04/04/18 3:47:27 AM #9: |
I hope this topic is more popular come morning time.
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LOLIAmAnAlt 04/04/18 4:09:12 AM #10: |
gmun-chan posted...
but if anyone came in, seeing my joystick is 100% guaranteed This one? https://img.staticbg.com/thumb/view/oaupload/banggood/images/43/7A/9e59cc1c-3c7b-47a5-903a-d1c1fe6627ce.jpg Could be bigger but nothing to be pulling your hair out about. --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MariaTaylor 04/04/18 4:14:57 AM #11: |
gmun-chan posted...
but I hear someone wandering around the apartment now and my door is cracked and I'm pulling my hair questioning if I maybe by some chance possibly could but not-likely just not shut it completely myself eh, whatever. everyone masturbates. I sincerely doubt anyone who saw you doing this is going to have their entire worldview shattered. they will probably never bring it up anyway since they know it'd be awkward. just be thankful that with VR they couldn't see whatever it is you were seeing. if someone walked in and saw whatever was going on your computer monitor then you might have cause to feel embarrassed (depending on what it was) --- ~* Why can't anyone else see the walls? ~* https://i.imgur.com/wc4HQ5x.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LOLIAmAnAlt 04/04/18 5:24:20 AM #12: |
MariaTaylor posted...
eh, whatever. everyone masturbates. I sincerely doubt anyone who saw you doing this is going to have their entire worldview shattered I know your trying to console. But comeon man. Seeing someone in a computer chair butt naked jacking off head swiveling about with big goofy goggles on and presumably headphones is probably something that person has never seen before. --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark Young Link 04/04/18 5:54:37 AM #13: |
Misread this as "bathroom" and was very confused as to why the door wasn't locked.
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Icehawk 04/04/18 8:18:26 AM #14: |
This topic is a+.
This is the DANGER OF VR. I once caught my dad looking at porn, but he was able to quickly close the window in a way where I could pretend like I didn't see anything. The thought of walking in on someone in the throes of self-pleasuring passion, and then they just keep going to town despite you being right there... I don't think things could ever be the same. --- I call girls "girlies". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Punnyz 04/04/18 9:23:18 AM #15: |
so were ya watchin real porn or waifu porn
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Punnyz 04/04/18 9:26:55 AM #16: |
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
MariaTaylor posted...eh, whatever. everyone masturbates. I sincerely doubt anyone who saw you doing this is going to have their entire worldview shattered also considering the door was cracked, I imagine they saw him, backed off slowly before turning around and running away full speed it most definitely did shatter their world Seeing as GUM doesn't even know who it could be, it was probably a Burglar. GUM just saved his household --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MariaTaylor 04/04/18 9:32:47 AM #17: |
Punnyz posted...
I do like this idea better than --- ~* Why can't anyone else see the walls? ~* https://i.imgur.com/wc4HQ5x.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AquaArcane 04/04/18 10:21:13 AM #18: |
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
Seeing someone in a computer chair butt naked jacking off head swiveling about with big goofy goggles on and presumably headphones is probably something that person has never seen before. Their own damn fault for not knocking Doors exist for a fucking reason --- Let the past die. Kill it if you have to. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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redrocket 04/04/18 10:28:08 AM #19: |
Punnyz posted...
so were ya watchin real porn or waifu porn You have to ask? --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KujikawaRising 04/04/18 10:48:12 AM #20: |
This has topic of the year potential
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Mac Arrowny 04/04/18 11:01:40 AM #21: |
Maybe put a lock on your bedroom door
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mnkboy907 04/04/18 11:06:05 AM #22: |
Or put a window in your door so anyone can just see to turn around before they open it.
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GranzonEx 04/04/18 11:12:32 AM #23: |
maybe don't fap in your parent's bedroom
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Icehawk 04/04/18 11:23:29 AM #24: |
Everytime I scroll past this topic I have to think about GMUN fapping. I wonder how his dad feels seeing the real deal. I wonder if his dad realizes he will have that memory for the rest of his life. Forever he will remember how his sons wang turned out. Was it shame? Perhaps a glint of pride?
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NFUN 04/04/18 11:25:59 AM #25: |
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
MariaTaylor posted...eh, whatever. everyone masturbates. I sincerely doubt anyone who saw you doing this is going to have their entire worldview shattered oh my god --- Thus is our treaty written, thus is our agreement made. Thought is the arrow of time; memory never fades. What was asked is given; the price is paid. ARF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Natwaf_akidna 04/04/18 11:35:14 AM #26: |
Waifus are real dammit
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Hardcore_Adult 04/04/18 11:56:13 AM #27: |
I'm not sure WHAT to make of this....
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ninkendo 04/04/18 12:01:44 PM #28: |
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Snrkiko 04/04/18 12:09:58 PM #29: |
just answer this:
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Heroic Bigpun 04/04/18 12:12:57 PM #30: |
https://i.imgur.com/CXXAUkY_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
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foolm0r0n 04/04/18 12:41:11 PM #31: |
Keep in mind his dad already watched gmun bring back multiple hentai dakimuras from Japan
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GranzonEx 04/04/18 12:43:18 PM #32: |
his dad probably wanted to borrow one of them and thought he was asleep
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CelesMyUserName 04/04/18 12:52:43 PM #33: |
Icehawk posted...
The thought of walking in on someone in the throes of self-pleasuring passion, and then they just keep going to town despite you being right there... I don't think things could ever be the same. exactly, in a normal situation I can quickly abort mission but in this case I have no idea I've been caught until it's they've already left and had the image burned in their skull Mac Arrowny posted... Maybe put a lock on your bedroom door I'm looking into it now Punnyz posted... so were ya watchin real porn or waifu porn actually real, some JAV harem going to town foolm0r0n posted... Keep in mind his dad already watched gmun bring back multiple hentai dakimuras from Japan to be fair I have full on hentai wall scrolls up on my wall --- http://i.imgur.com/U7qSWmn.jpg something something hung something horse something ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KujikawaRising 04/04/18 1:23:24 PM #34: |
oh yeah this
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trdl23 04/04/18 1:27:19 PM #35: |
To 500.
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Icehawk 04/04/18 1:35:32 PM #36: |
I've been thinking more about gmuns dad seeing his wang.
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MariaTaylor 04/04/18 1:37:49 PM #37: |
I mean granted nobody wants to see GMUN jacking off but I doubt your dad's opinion of you has changed
he must have known from the moment you got a VR headset that you were going to use it for porn right if you made a topic "I'm getting a VR headset" everyone would immediately assume you were going to use it for porn how could he not know --- ~* Why can't anyone else see the walls? ~* https://i.imgur.com/wc4HQ5x.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChaosTonyV4 04/04/18 1:39:18 PM #38: |
Oh god I just thought about the sounds your dad probably heard.
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WhiteLens 04/04/18 1:46:57 PM #39: |
To think that if we didn't have 2 legitimate 2 good topics stickied, THIS could have been the sticky topic.
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CelesMyUserName 04/04/18 1:52:46 PM #40: |
sound goes straight to the VR headphones mang
and sorry guys I'm the opposite person to make small dong scenarios for, i just never get to make a significant use for it --- http://i.imgur.com/U7qSWmn.jpg something something hung something horse something ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CelesMyUserName 04/04/18 1:53:22 PM #41: |
WhiteLens posted...
To think that if we didn't have 2 legitimate 2 good topics stickied, THIS could have been the sticky topic. dammit I was already thinking "please nooo" earlier when I noticed Bacon in the Dissidia topic again this morning --- http://i.imgur.com/U7qSWmn.jpg something something hung something horse something ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KingButz 04/04/18 1:56:41 PM #42: |
Sounds like this topic already is a little sticky
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KamikazePotato 04/04/18 1:58:21 PM #43: |
How in the world do you not have a lock on your door
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Icehawk 04/04/18 2:41:12 PM #44: |
CelesMyUserName posted...
sound goes straight to the VR headphones mang Time to start coming up with big dong scenarios guys. --- I call girls "girlies". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Icehawk 04/04/18 2:42:45 PM #45: |
Dad: *walks in*
Dad: My god.... it's so big.... (dad goes on to have low self esteem for the rest of his days) --------------- Dad: *walks in* *looks at own dong* This... can't be my son. --- I call girls "girlies". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CelesMyUserName 04/04/18 3:02:48 PM #46: |
KamikazePotato posted...
How in the world do you not have a lock on your door the only rooms with locks are the bathrooms :| --- http://i.imgur.com/U7qSWmn.jpg something something hung something horse something ... Copied to Clipboard!
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banananor 04/04/18 3:03:29 PM #47: |
your dad doesn't care that you mastrubate
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mnkboy907 04/04/18 3:04:39 PM #48: |
What if your dad was entering your room to get the VR headset for himself.
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foolm0r0n 04/04/18 3:06:21 PM #49: |
gmun sis: *banging bf on top bunk while gmun secretly cries in bottom bunk*
gmun: *gets boner that pokes the top bunk* sis: woah is that my brother's boner all the way from the bottom bunk?? sis: *kicks bf out* get your tiny dew-chugging dong out of here! gmun sis bf: *calls his parents to pick him up* sis: ok let's do this bro gmun: ugu~~~ --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NFUN 04/04/18 3:10:52 PM #50: |
why should need to lock his door?
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