Board 8 > who the hell doesn't knock before entering a bedroom at 3am

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gmun-chan
04/04/18 3:01:33 AM
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I am never touching VR again oh my god

fuck
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foolm0r0n
04/04/18 3:04:15 AM
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VR doesn't magically change the fapping stealth protocols
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red13n
04/04/18 3:06:19 AM
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who knocks at 3am if you don't want to wake people up. You generally assume people are sleeping.
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gmun-chan
04/04/18 3:07:03 AM
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okay who enters someone else's bedroom at 3am
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ninkendo
04/04/18 3:09:14 AM
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ChaosTonyV4
04/04/18 3:11:57 AM
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Who did it and what did they see?
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LOLIAmAnAlt
04/04/18 3:15:42 AM
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gmun-chan posted...
okay who enters someone else's bedroom at 3am

Drunk guys you don't know forgetting what year it is and sit on the bottom of your bed directly on top of your feet to wake you up as you are suddenly in a cold sweat.
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gmun-chan
04/04/18 3:21:25 AM
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ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Who did it and what did they see?

the thing is

I HAVE NO CLUE BECAUSE VR WORLD

my dad is supposed to be the only one here since my brother just went out today with no intention of returning, usually stays out for days

but I hear someone wandering around the apartment now and my door is cracked and I'm pulling my hair questioning if I maybe by some chance possibly could but not-likely just not shut it completely myself

but if anyone came in, seeing my joystick is 100% guaranteed
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INCEPTlON
04/04/18 3:47:27 AM
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I hope this topic is more popular come morning time.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
04/04/18 4:09:12 AM
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gmun-chan posted...
but if anyone came in, seeing my joystick is 100% guaranteed

This one?
https://img.staticbg.com/thumb/view/oaupload/banggood/images/43/7A/9e59cc1c-3c7b-47a5-903a-d1c1fe6627ce.jpg
Could be bigger but nothing to be pulling your hair out about.
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MariaTaylor
04/04/18 4:14:57 AM
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gmun-chan posted...
but I hear someone wandering around the apartment now and my door is cracked and I'm pulling my hair questioning if I maybe by some chance possibly could but not-likely just not shut it completely myself

but if anyone came in, seeing my joystick is 100% guaranteed


eh, whatever. everyone masturbates. I sincerely doubt anyone who saw you doing this is going to have their entire worldview shattered. they will probably never bring it up anyway since they know it'd be awkward.

just be thankful that with VR they couldn't see whatever it is you were seeing.

if someone walked in and saw whatever was going on your computer monitor then you might have cause to feel embarrassed (depending on what it was)
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LOLIAmAnAlt
04/04/18 5:24:20 AM
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MariaTaylor posted...
eh, whatever. everyone masturbates. I sincerely doubt anyone who saw you doing this is going to have their entire worldview shattered

I know your trying to console. But comeon man.

Seeing someone in a computer chair butt naked jacking off head swiveling about with big goofy goggles on and presumably headphones is probably something that person has never seen before.
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Dark Young Link
04/04/18 5:54:37 AM
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Misread this as "bathroom" and was very confused as to why the door wasn't locked.
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Icehawk
04/04/18 8:18:26 AM
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This topic is a+.

This is the DANGER OF VR. I once caught my dad looking at porn, but he was able to quickly close the window in a way where I could pretend like I didn't see anything.

The thought of walking in on someone in the throes of self-pleasuring passion, and then they just keep going to town despite you being right there... I don't think things could ever be the same.
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Punnyz
04/04/18 9:23:18 AM
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so were ya watchin real porn or waifu porn
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Punnyz
04/04/18 9:26:55 AM
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
MariaTaylor posted...
eh, whatever. everyone masturbates. I sincerely doubt anyone who saw you doing this is going to have their entire worldview shattered

I know your trying to console. But comeon man.

Seeing someone in a computer chair butt naked jacking off head swiveling about with big goofy goggles on and presumably headphones is probably something that person has never seen before.

also considering the door was cracked, I imagine they saw him, backed off slowly before turning around and running away full speed

it most definitely did shatter their world

Seeing as GUM doesn't even know who it could be, it was probably a Burglar. GUM just saved his household
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MariaTaylor
04/04/18 9:32:47 AM
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Punnyz posted...

Seeing as GUM doesn't even know who it could be, it was probably a Burglar. GUM just saved his household


I do like this idea better than what probably actually happened (his dad walked in on him, immediately left the room, and will simply never bring it up)
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AquaArcane
04/04/18 10:21:13 AM
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
Seeing someone in a computer chair butt naked jacking off head swiveling about with big goofy goggles on and presumably headphones is probably something that person has never seen before.

Their own damn fault for not knocking

Doors exist for a fucking reason
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redrocket
04/04/18 10:28:08 AM
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Punnyz posted...
so were ya watchin real porn or waifu porn


You have to ask?
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KujikawaRising
04/04/18 10:48:12 AM
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This has topic of the year potential
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Mac Arrowny
04/04/18 11:01:40 AM
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Maybe put a lock on your bedroom door
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mnkboy907
04/04/18 11:06:05 AM
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Or put a window in your door so anyone can just see to turn around before they open it.
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GranzonEx
04/04/18 11:12:32 AM
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maybe don't fap in your parent's bedroom
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Icehawk
04/04/18 11:23:29 AM
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Everytime I scroll past this topic I have to think about GMUN fapping. I wonder how his dad feels seeing the real deal. I wonder if his dad realizes he will have that memory for the rest of his life. Forever he will remember how his sons wang turned out. Was it shame? Perhaps a glint of pride?
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NFUN
04/04/18 11:25:59 AM
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
MariaTaylor posted...
eh, whatever. everyone masturbates. I sincerely doubt anyone who saw you doing this is going to have their entire worldview shattered

I know your trying to console. But comeon man.

Seeing someone in a computer chair butt naked jacking off head swiveling about with big goofy goggles on and presumably headphones is probably something that person has never seen before.

oh my god
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Natwaf_akidna
04/04/18 11:35:14 AM
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Waifus are real dammit
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Hardcore_Adult
04/04/18 11:56:13 AM
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I'm not sure WHAT to make of this....
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ninkendo
04/04/18 12:01:44 PM
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Snrkiko
04/04/18 12:09:58 PM
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just answer this:

was it furry porn
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Heroic Bigpun
04/04/18 12:12:57 PM
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foolm0r0n
04/04/18 12:41:11 PM
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Keep in mind his dad already watched gmun bring back multiple hentai dakimuras from Japan
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GranzonEx
04/04/18 12:43:18 PM
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his dad probably wanted to borrow one of them and thought he was asleep
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CelesMyUserName
04/04/18 12:52:43 PM
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Icehawk posted...
The thought of walking in on someone in the throes of self-pleasuring passion, and then they just keep going to town despite you being right there... I don't think things could ever be the same.

exactly, in a normal situation I can quickly abort mission but in this case I have no idea I've been caught until it's they've already left and had the image burned in their skull

Mac Arrowny posted...
Maybe put a lock on your bedroom door

I'm looking into it now

Punnyz posted...
so were ya watchin real porn or waifu porn

actually real, some JAV harem going to town

foolm0r0n posted...
Keep in mind his dad already watched gmun bring back multiple hentai dakimuras from Japan

to be fair I have full on hentai wall scrolls up on my wall
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KujikawaRising
04/04/18 1:23:24 PM
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oh yeah this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Naa1HXeDQ" data-time="


were you fapping to this
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trdl23
04/04/18 1:27:19 PM
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To 500.
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Icehawk
04/04/18 1:35:32 PM
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I've been thinking more about gmuns dad seeing his wang.

The one beauty is, if it's small, you don't have to feel ashamed. You can blame him, and HE is the one who has to feel the shame.
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MariaTaylor
04/04/18 1:37:49 PM
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I mean granted nobody wants to see GMUN jacking off but I doubt your dad's opinion of you has changed

he must have known from the moment you got a VR headset that you were going to use it for porn right

if you made a topic "I'm getting a VR headset" everyone would immediately assume you were going to use it for porn

how could he not know
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ChaosTonyV4
04/04/18 1:39:18 PM
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Oh god I just thought about the sounds your dad probably heard.
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WhiteLens
04/04/18 1:46:57 PM
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To think that if we didn't have 2 legitimate 2 good topics stickied, THIS could have been the sticky topic.
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CelesMyUserName
04/04/18 1:52:46 PM
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sound goes straight to the VR headphones mang

and sorry guys I'm the opposite person to make small dong scenarios for, i just never get to make a significant use for it
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CelesMyUserName
04/04/18 1:53:22 PM
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WhiteLens posted...
To think that if we didn't have 2 legitimate 2 good topics stickied, THIS could have been the sticky topic.

dammit I was already thinking "please nooo" earlier when I noticed Bacon in the Dissidia topic again this morning
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KingButz
04/04/18 1:56:41 PM
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Sounds like this topic already is a little sticky
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KamikazePotato
04/04/18 1:58:21 PM
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How in the world do you not have a lock on your door
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Icehawk
04/04/18 2:41:12 PM
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CelesMyUserName posted...
sound goes straight to the VR headphones mang

and sorry guys I'm the opposite person to make small dong scenarios for, i just never get to make a significant use for it


Time to start coming up with big dong scenarios guys.
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Icehawk
04/04/18 2:42:45 PM
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Dad: *walks in*

Dad: My god.... it's so big....

(dad goes on to have low self esteem for the rest of his days)

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Dad: *walks in*

*looks at own dong*

This... can't be my son.
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CelesMyUserName
04/04/18 3:02:48 PM
#46:


KamikazePotato posted...
How in the world do you not have a lock on your door

the only rooms with locks are the bathrooms :|
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banananor
04/04/18 3:03:29 PM
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your dad doesn't care that you mastrubate
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mnkboy907
04/04/18 3:04:39 PM
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What if your dad was entering your room to get the VR headset for himself.
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foolm0r0n
04/04/18 3:06:21 PM
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gmun sis: *banging bf on top bunk while gmun secretly cries in bottom bunk*
gmun: *gets boner that pokes the top bunk*
sis: woah is that my brother's boner all the way from the bottom bunk??
sis: *kicks bf out* get your tiny dew-chugging dong out of here!
gmun sis bf: *calls his parents to pick him up*
sis: ok let's do this bro
gmun: ugu~~~
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NFUN
04/04/18 3:10:52 PM
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why should need to lock his door?
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