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LeningradCowboy 01/26/18 3:09:18 AM #1: |
1. Heart attack.
2. Suicide. 3. Car crash (as a passenger). --- I.N.R.I. Nature renewed by fire made whole. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocDelicious 01/26/18 3:10:16 AM #2: |
1. Kidney failure
2. Liver failure 3. Suicide --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 01/26/18 3:23:07 AM #3: |
I could write a much longer list thanks to anxiety but:
1. Cancer - save for the feelings I'm getting in my head cancer does indeed run in my family. 2. Heart attack - My dad had one, he survived but with these heart palpation's I get and chest pain I can't help but think this will happen sooner rather than later. 3. Brain tumour - Tied into the first one due to my constant head pressure. I really should have a MRI scan done just to put my mind at ease a little more. The doctors don't seem concerned though so perhaps it's all in my head... literally. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 01/26/18 3:24:26 AM #4: |
1. Mini-strokes
2. Strokes 3. Macro-strokes --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TES_Nut 01/26/18 3:36:44 AM #5: |
Heart attack.
Cancer Accident --- The ending of the word is ALMSIVI ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KJ StErOiDs 01/26/18 7:56:25 AM #6: |
In no order:
Heart disease Cancer Stroke --- A plethora of DKC-related fanart to numb your mind: http://kjsteroids.deviantart.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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faramir77 01/26/18 8:28:21 AM #7: |
Cancer or an accident are pretty much the only two ways I can die according to my family history.
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KogaSteelfang 01/26/18 8:40:03 AM #8: |
Suicide.
Murder. Aneurysm. --- Switch FC: SW-3227-7104-3140 Mario Kart 8, Splatoon 2. Add me if you want. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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myghostisdead 01/26/18 9:09:59 AM #9: |
1.Cancer
2.Infection or just the progression of Alzheimer's 3.Car wreck Bonus round: My own stupidity. Something dumb like chocking on a rock or sneezing so hard I banged my head on a table. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 01/26/18 9:18:11 AM #10: |
1 - Testicular cancer
2) Prostate cancer 3.) - ovarian cancer --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReggieTheReckless 01/26/18 10:21:58 AM #12: |
Old age
Wife kills me after too many dad jokes Cat smothers me accidentally in my sleep ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkdamental 01/26/18 11:09:11 AM #13: |
1. Cancer.
2. Stroke. 3. Freak gardening accident in which I somehow manage to sever both legs with pruning shears and set myself on fire, then try to douse the flames by crawling to the koi pond which for some unknown reason I filled with hydrochloric acid the previous week. Bummer. --- Slaughterhouse 5 Cattle 0 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ha21nagamas 01/26/18 11:16:18 AM #14: |
Lack of exercise
Crashing into a vehicle Bad luck --- We will not backed down, until palestine is freed from the oppression of zionist. From indonesia,2017 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mario_VS_DK 01/26/18 11:37:36 AM #15: |
Cancer
Diabetes Nuclear War --- Should I have a signature? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cacciato 01/26/18 11:40:08 AM #16: |
Funkdamental posted...
1. Cancer. I like your lifestyle. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Firewood18 01/26/18 12:45:34 PM #17: |
1. Struck by lightening during a snowstorm.
2. Possessed by underworld demon and my soul is cast away. 3. Piranha attack while swimming in the Hudson. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZiggiStardust 01/26/18 12:56:34 PM #19: |
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Smarkil 01/26/18 12:58:21 PM #20: |
wwinterj25 posted...
I could write a much longer list thanks to anxiety but: ITS NOT A TOOMAH --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kind9 01/26/18 1:00:48 PM #21: |
Choking on a cheeseburger
Slipping in the shower Driving while elderly --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ASlaveObeys 01/26/18 1:04:45 PM #22: |
Going by stats:
Suicide Heart attack Murder ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheFalseDeity 01/26/18 1:13:48 PM #23: |
Suicide
Kidneys messing up Heart messing up --- http://psnprofiles.com/TheFalseDeity Currently playing - The Sims 4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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synth_real 01/26/18 3:22:31 PM #24: |
Funkdamental posted...
3. Freak gardening accident I don't suppose that you're a drummer, are you? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Amuseum 01/26/18 3:44:45 PM #25: |
Falling down stairs
Heart failure Lack of sleep --- Ergonomic keyboard layouts for Android https://goo.gl/KR1vK6 5-suited Draw Poker for Android http://goo.gl/KhmXi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EvilMegas 01/26/18 4:26:09 PM #26: |
Everyone that says suicide needs help, now.
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Noop_Noop 01/26/18 5:01:54 PM #27: |
If my wife goes I feel like my heart would stop
After that auto accident After that, someone disgruntled with my work killing me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 01/26/18 5:04:10 PM #28: |
Shot by a potder
Stabbed by a potder Hit and run by a potder --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OlorinTheOtaku 01/26/18 6:09:52 PM #29: |
Probably not suicide even though I'm not afraid of death at all & I often wish I was dead. I really don't like pain though & every method of suicide sounds either painful or cumbersome... Although, if I'm gonna die it probably doesn't matter how hard it was to get a gun or something...
I was thinking maybe I could just slit my wrists the other day, but then I realized that could take around an hour to actually work & would most likely be extremely painful. Just seems like a poor use of my time. If I had to take a guess, I'll probably just die of old age. I've had a pretty safe & uneventful life, I've never even broken a bone, I don't really see me getting murdered & I hardly ever leave the house so that severely cuts down on accidental deaths like car crashes, rogue meteors & such. Although, a rogue meteor could still technically hit my house... Or maybe I'll just glitch out of reality one day, who can tell. --- "Just because something is fictional, doesn't mean its not real." Find me on Twitter: @OlorinTheOtaku ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OlorinTheOtaku 01/26/18 6:16:40 PM #30: |
@EvilMegas you say you wanna help people commit suicide? How thoughtful of you, good on ya!
(-_^)-b --- "Just because something is fictional, doesn't mean its not real." Find me on Twitter: @OlorinTheOtaku ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BADoglick 01/26/18 7:18:42 PM #31: |
1. Seizure
2. CTE 3. Seizure related injury --- BADoglick to the Max! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Moonjay 01/26/18 7:42:16 PM #32: |
OlorinTheOtaku posted...
I was thinking maybe I could just slit my wrists the other day, but then I realized that could take around an hour to actually work & would most likely be extremely painful. Just seems like a poor use of my time. I've spent a lot of time over the years researching suicide methods and the odds of success. Common things like slitting the wrists have an incredibly small overall chance of actually killing a person. Most people who attempt in most ways end up alive and worse off than before. There's only one method with acceptably high odds as far as I'm concerned. My list is probably Cancer - because I hate cancer so much and that just seems about right Accidental death - because I'm really likely to have a slip and fall or to get accidentally killed by a hospital or the police Suicide --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Golden Road 01/26/18 8:05:53 PM #33: |
Heart Attack
Cancer Sepsis No reason to believe my death will be anything noteworthy. Looking at everyone's responses so far, I think sepsis needs a better PR manager, though. It's a super common way to die. --- Who's your favorite character from "Bend It Like Beckham"? And you can't say Beckham. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LaggnFragnLarry 01/26/18 8:18:55 PM #34: |
snu snu
alcohol poisoning suffocation via bbw face sitting ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OlorinTheOtaku 01/26/18 9:24:58 PM #35: |
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Death by snu snu?... I feel like such a nerd because of knowing that reference. --- "Just because something is fictional, doesn't mean its not real." Find me on Twitter: @OlorinTheOtaku ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vhiran 01/26/18 9:33:37 PM #36: |
heart attack, runs in the male line of my family
spontaneous ischemic or hemorrhagic stroke, i suffer from terrible migraines and cluster headaches. my personal bet for cause of death. either one will suck, be painful and scary and then click, the light's off, please insert a quarter to try again.
Problem with Sepsis is it's root cause is always something else which led to the sepsis itself. As such you can't really blame it on just sepsis. It's always 'he went septic because <insert reason here>" --- inventor of the CHILL raid run. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkdamental 01/27/18 12:47:38 AM #37: |
vhiran posted...
heart attack, runs in the male line of my family Post-surgical procedure sepsis because the surgeon accidentally left his wristwatch, wallet, cellphone, house keys and contact lens case inside your abdominal cavity. Betcha. --- Slaughterhouse 5 Cattle 0 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 01/27/18 1:44:09 AM #38: |
Right now -- rather than hitting more age-related stuff -- statistically it'll probably be traffic accident, murder, or fire. After I reach a certain age, it's most likely heart disease, stroke, or cancer.
In general, my likelihood of death should be relatively low since my health is in pretty good shape. I don't smoke, drink, do drugs, engage in risky behavior (well, anymore), play loud music, etc. And I walk most days. The biggest knock against me might be that I don't get the recommended levels of sleep -- I average 3-5 hours weeknights -- although sleeping 7 hours usually leaves me feeling kinda out of it. --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Joshs Name 01/27/18 1:47:04 AM #39: |
1. Saw type torture chamber
2. Drowning in the open ocean 3. Death by natural causes in my 80s after living the last 50 years with locked in syndrome or that's probably what my fears tell me --- So I was standing still at a stationary store... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkdamental 01/27/18 1:47:10 AM #40: |
Zeus posted...
The biggest knock against me might be that I don't get the recommended levels of sleep -- I average 3-5 hours weeknights -- although sleeping 7 hours usually leaves me feeling kinda out of it. Thank God it's not just me. Sleeping for more than 6 hours doesn't make me feel rested and refreshed, it makes me feel like I'm recovering from heavy sedation. --- Slaughterhouse 5 Cattle 0 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sherm128 01/27/18 1:56:50 AM #41: |
EvilMegas posted...
Everyone that says suicide needs help, now. --- 3DS FC: 1332-7873-0454 Name: Sherman ACPC ID: 5250-5545-598 Name: Sherman ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocDelicious 01/27/18 2:24:36 AM #42: |
Sherm128 posted...
EvilMegas posted...Everyone that says suicide needs help, now. You're crazy if you think I'm going to suffer through old-age and incontinence in a world that likely won't allow me to retire. If I make it to 80 (strong if) I'm investing in a tank of helium and a plastic bag. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dakooder 01/27/18 3:21:28 AM #43: |
Motorcycle accident
Work related injury leading to death Heart attack/stroke ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FellWolf 01/27/18 3:24:33 AM #44: |
1. "Natural" death.
2. Car accident (someone else's fault) 3. Something incredibly trivial --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PMarth2002 01/27/18 4:24:26 AM #45: |
No idea for the other two, but I always figured i'd die in a car crash.
--- And as her clothes all tumbled 'round her, I could hear my heart The moonlight shown upon her as she lay back in my bed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 01/27/18 4:40:25 AM #46: |
Cancer
Homicide Suicide --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 01/27/18 7:57:12 AM #47: |
Smarkil posted...
ITS NOT A TOOMAH Yeah probably not. -_- --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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faz 01/27/18 11:15:31 AM #48: |
1) Heart Attack
2) Car Accident 3) Tripping over a cat on the stairs and breaking my neck --- "The unions don't like it when you replace teachers with monkeys, especially when they get an improved ofsted report" -Bromwell High ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 01/27/18 12:48:03 PM #49: |
DocDelicious posted...
Sherm128 posted...EvilMegas posted...Everyone that says suicide needs help, now. Boring. If you make it to 80 and want to stop there, at least be more imaginative. Also keep in mind that you might not be in condition to do something like that. faz posted... 3) Tripping over a cat on the stairs and breaking my neck Well, cats are man's greatest predator. --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aquamew 01/27/18 1:15:18 PM #50: |
1. Idiots being bad at driving and causing an accident
2. Getting caught in a shooting, likely by some random idiot on drugs 3. Catching the flu with my body already stressed from the worries of how much longer my friends and family can afford to survive under this country's administration, developing pneumonia and just letting it take me so I don't have to worry about any of this crap anymore Honorable mention: Learning to drive, then swerving to avoid an animal in the road (this would be higher if not for the fact that, y'know, it can't happen if I'm not driving) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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