Poll of the Day > Pick one career for the rest of your life!

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Christmas
01/25/18 2:08:44 AM
#1:


I'm sorry but it's a bleak world out there:










For science!!
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JixHedgehog
01/25/18 2:10:26 AM
#2:


Hospital janitor

They make all hospitals smell the same and it's a great, comforting smell :)
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WastelandCowboy
01/25/18 2:12:11 AM
#3:


Toll booth operator. Least chance of dying or touching something that I might pick up a disease from.
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LinkPizza
01/25/18 2:12:23 AM
#4:


Toll booth opererator was doing well at first...
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Lokarin
01/25/18 2:20:35 AM
#5:


Why do all these careers involve, like, being around people?
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LinkPizza
01/25/18 2:22:37 AM
#6:


Lokarin posted...
Why do all these careers involve, like, being around people?

People are the worst...
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KoreanKidd
01/25/18 2:23:59 AM
#7:


WastelandCowboy posted...
Toll booth operator. Least chance of dying or touching something that I might pick up a disease from.


Well, if it's a cash booth...money is on average, very filthy unless it's a relatively new print. Especially coins, which may be commonly handed to you or needed for change. Also the mundane nature of sitting in a small area drives certain people crazy.

But yeah the other options aren't much better lol
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LinkPizza
01/25/18 2:25:59 AM
#8:


KoreanKidd posted...
WastelandCowboy posted...
Toll booth operator. Least chance of dying or touching something that I might pick up a disease from.


Well, if it's a cash booth...money is on average, very filthy unless it's a relatively new print. Especially coins, which may be commonly handed to you or needed for change. Also the mundane nature of sitting in a small area drives certain people crazy.

But yeah the other options aren't much better lol

Yeah. Money's pretty dirty. I think that's why they wear gloves. But, yeah. I had a friend who's mom was a toll booth operator for a short time because she had insomnia...
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aHappySacka
01/25/18 2:28:12 AM
#9:


Tempted to pick supermax guard but then again possible prison riots arn't exactly my cup of tea.

Hospital janitor seems the best for me since I like to clean.
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What_The_Chris
01/25/18 2:40:12 AM
#10:


toll booth. Like Mike in BCS
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PMarth2002
01/25/18 3:00:43 AM
#11:


I'd go with pest conrol I think. I'd imagine most of the time you're just doing routine sprays of places. I'd be bored senseless sitting in a tollbooth all day.
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Alexandra_Trent
01/25/18 3:03:19 AM
#12:


Toll Booth operator. Very boring and extremely repetitive but I don't think it's that risky. So I think that's the safest option.
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Zeus
01/25/18 3:03:34 AM
#13:


Christmas posted...
Supermax Prison Guard


The cartoon one?

Christmas posted...
Detroit Police Officer


What does it pay if you're corrupt?
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TheCyborgNinja
01/25/18 3:09:15 AM
#14:


Exterminator. One of my friends does that and seems to like it.
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LinkPizza
01/25/18 3:29:12 AM
#15:


PMarth2002 posted...
I'd go with pest conrol I think. I'd imagine most of the time you're just doing routine sprays of places. I'd be bored senseless sitting in a tollbooth all day, and most of the other options sound dangerous or nasty as hell.

You could probably do something to entertain yourself while you're waiting for customers.
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Mead
01/25/18 3:30:26 AM
#16:


hamburger eater
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DumpsterMcNuggets
01/25/18 4:22:18 AM
#17:


PMarth2002 posted...
I'd go with pest conrol I think. I'd imagine most of the time you're just doing routine sprays of places. I'd be bored senseless sitting in a tollbooth all day, and most of the other options sound dangerous or nasty as hell.

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Christmas
01/25/18 7:19:42 AM
#18:


Mead posted...
hamburger eater


If only...
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Trancer Hunter
01/25/18 9:44:56 AM
#19:


there is risk in toll booth collecting. i'm told at least once a day every day you work you will see someone spit on the money they give to you.
But some people do some really funky stuff with the money before they give it to you from what i've heard.
you also run into those really pissed off drivers too.
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Firewood18
01/25/18 10:57:18 AM
#20:


The majority are either union or government jobs so the compensation of benefits and pension would make them worthwhile.
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Christmas
01/25/18 11:13:16 AM
#21:


Trancer Hunter posted...
there is risk in toll booth collecting. i'm told at least once a day every day you work you will see someone spit on the money they give to you.
But some people do some really funky stuff with the money before they give it to you from what i've heard.
you also run into those really pissed off drivers too.


LOL indeed youre always one idiot away from getting crushed in your booth although its extremely unlikely.

To be honest the biggest fear is automated booths taking your job, which would make you homeless for the sake of this poll.
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Dikitain
01/25/18 11:17:18 AM
#22:


If it is a toll booth operator in my neck of the woods, it is basically sitting in a booth for hours doing nothing because everyone has easy pass. Might have to give/take a ticket or two every hour, but that is it.
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Muffinz0rz
01/25/18 11:49:36 AM
#23:


Yeah toll booth easy. Everything else is gross and/or dangerous
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Nichtcrawler X
01/25/18 11:50:37 AM
#24:


I've got a feeling I'm either not qualified for most of those, or over qualified.
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gguirao
01/25/18 12:31:33 PM
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Toll booth operator. It may pay the least, but at least it isn't disgusting or dangerous.
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EvilMegas
01/25/18 12:32:49 PM
#26:


Whats the pay?
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iammaxhailme
01/25/18 12:36:54 PM
#27:


My grandpa was a prison guard (actually a large jail, not a prison). He made good money, but he's kind of a brute. I probably couldn't handle it
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EwokCommanda
01/25/18 3:58:59 PM
#28:


Already have my DoD HazMat certifications....so that one.
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ReggieTheReckless
01/25/18 4:11:57 PM
#29:


Cop

For the pension
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WarGreymon77
01/25/18 4:51:35 PM
#30:


I always wanted to be a police officer. Wimped out because I'm terrified of driving. But yeah, I voted for that.

Detroit might not be that bad these days. I mean, Chicago is the new murder capital, I think.
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Kyuubi4269
01/25/18 4:52:30 PM
#31:


Mad Max with a uniform.
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Cacciato
01/25/18 5:04:31 PM
#32:


Dont toll booth operators make good money?
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Troll_Police_
01/25/18 5:11:27 PM
#33:


Cacciato posted...
Dont toll booth operators make good money?


most of these jobs actually make decent money.

the toll booth is probably one of the lowest paid on that list, but still not too shabby
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KoreanKidd
01/29/18 7:09:57 AM
#34:


WarGreymon77 posted...
I always wanted to be a police officer. Wimped out because I'm terrified of driving. But yeah, I voted for that.

Detroit might not be that bad these days. I mean, Chicago is the new murder capital, I think.


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Smarkil
01/29/18 12:39:29 PM
#35:


I'd like to give horse inseminator a shot.

Do they give us a bucket or do we have to rig up a kind of pulley system? Or are they those mini kinda horses so no bucket is required?

JTRHNBR
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JaH Reborn
01/29/18 1:08:45 PM
#36:


I went with the fisherman. I think it would be fun even if it's somewhat dangerous.
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90s
01/31/18 6:03:12 PM
#37:


Police officer sounds fun.
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KJ StErOiDs
01/31/18 7:19:46 PM
#38:


HazMat removal, easily.
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Sarcasthma
01/31/18 7:21:24 PM
#39:


Christmas is in purgatory! Oh noooooooo
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Skystrike70
01/31/18 8:50:19 PM
#40:


Detroit cop. Ima turn that place around in the 2 weeks I don't get shot
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RCtheWSBC
01/31/18 8:53:50 PM
#41:


WarGreymon77 posted...
Detroit might not be that bad these days. I mean, Chicago is the new murder capital, I think.

No it isn't >__> that would be Saint Louis, MO.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_crime_rate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate (world cities list)
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xcrimx
01/31/18 9:10:23 PM
#42:


a toll booth operator was killed by a crazy driver in my area a couple of months ago during the holidays. Crashed right into her booth :(
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myghostisdead
01/31/18 10:13:18 PM
#43:


Hospital janitor.
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