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Firewood18 11/27/17 10:52:28 PM #1: |
I mean what kind of surprise could be under the tree at this point?
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funkyfritter 11/27/17 10:53:12 PM #2: |
Hair and/or a sense of fulfillment.
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darcandkharg31 11/27/17 10:53:41 PM #3: |
N-Gage
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Mead 11/27/17 10:54:39 PM #4: |
A duck
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dragon504 11/27/17 10:55:16 PM #5: |
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ferko420 11/27/17 10:58:03 PM #6: |
Hundred dollars in 1's and a note from the wife to go see strippers? trade in his 40year old for 2 20year olds? Peace and quiet?
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Firewood18 11/27/17 11:08:53 PM #7: |
funkyfritter posted...
Hair and/or a sense of fulfillment. Still got it. Mead posted... A duck Had one. Eaten by a fox. dragon504 posted... offspring Have enough. One more now would be stupid ironic since I'm scheduled for a vasectomy. ferko420 posted... Hundred dollars in 1's and a note from the wife to go see strippers? trade in his 40year old for 2 20year olds? Peace and quiet? It would be better if the wife came with me to a strip club because we have good experiences together at them. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 11/27/17 11:09:32 PM #8: |
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Zeus 11/27/17 11:10:54 PM #9: |
A Red Ryder BB gun!
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WastelandCowboy 11/27/17 11:11:16 PM #10: |
A nice early retirement?
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MICHALECOLE 11/27/17 11:12:11 PM #11: |
Sweet, sweet death
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Firewood18 11/27/17 11:16:26 PM #12: |
Lokarin posted...
A BitCoin Yay virtual money! Zeus posted... A Red Ryder BB gun! I've shot a squirrel or two and haven't lost an eye and no, I don't need a leg lamp. WastelandCowboy posted... A nice early retirement? Actually working keeps me alive better than a pension or social security. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Firewood18 11/27/17 11:19:16 PM #13: |
MICHALECOLE posted...
Sweet, sweet death Right up there with investing in an in-ground pool or a membership in the jelly of the month club. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 11/27/17 11:21:41 PM #14: |
socks
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dragon504 11/27/17 11:23:09 PM #15: |
A nice pocket knife.
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Firewood18 11/27/17 11:25:05 PM #16: |
helIy posted...
socks Good for this yr. I have enough pairs to last over a week til wash. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Firewood18 11/27/17 11:27:47 PM #17: |
dragon504 posted...
A nice pocket knife. I've had the same trusty Swiss Army for nearly 20 yrs. no need to replace yet. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 11/27/17 11:30:05 PM #18: |
Firewood18 posted...
helIy posted...socks you always need socks. --- "Dogs smell like they've had too much fun and need a bath Cats smell like espionage" - Mead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darcandkharg31 11/27/17 11:31:01 PM #19: |
Discman
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Ferarri619 11/27/17 11:34:22 PM #20: |
An Xbox One with Rare Replay would probably be perfect for a 37 year-old.
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darcandkharg31 11/27/17 11:35:04 PM #21: |
A Girdle
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Firewood18 11/27/17 11:41:25 PM #22: |
helIy posted...
Firewood18 posted...helIy posted...socks I have thermal, wool, heel reinforced, gold toe, and fucking argyle. Plenty. darcandkharg31 posted... Discman The 90's left me with 2. Ferarri619 posted... An Xbox One with Rare Replay would probably be perfect for a 37 year-old. I'm skeptical of new systems and am perfectly happy with my retro crap. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_AdjI_ 11/27/17 11:41:59 PM #23: |
Cookies.
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helIy 11/27/17 11:42:58 PM #24: |
rare replay is retro crap
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iron jojo 11/28/17 12:02:50 AM #25: |
A 20 year old dime
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Firewood18 11/28/17 12:04:03 AM #26: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
A Girdle If I had a huge gut, I would go with Fred Mertz pants. And no belts or suspenders. _AdjI_ posted... Cookies. Fuck sweets and desserts. I'm always cleaning up after baking enterprises. helIy posted... rare replay is retro crap Microsoft is the epitomy of shit and I don't cum in my socks so they last longer. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rottenmonk 11/28/17 12:07:02 AM #27: |
Booze, coffee, tee, amazon gift cards, cash.
All good. I'm 36, but I figure that's close enough. --- Everytime I read rottenmonk's posts, and think about future offsprings, I weep for the humanity. -FranckKnight ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Firewood18 11/28/17 12:22:03 AM #28: |
Rottenmonk posted...
Booze, coffee, tee, amazon gift cards, cash. No good. This is mostly stuff I just have on hand any given week. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smarkil 11/28/17 12:29:24 AM #29: |
A bored handjob?
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darcandkharg31 11/28/17 12:30:29 AM #30: |
A Tommy gun
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fishy071 11/28/17 12:30:58 AM #31: |
Something money can't buy.
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Firewood18 11/28/17 12:35:16 AM #32: |
Smarkil posted...
A bored handjob? 3rd year of marriage. darcandkharg31 posted... A Tommy gun Guy that I know that had one of those committed suicide. fishy071 posted... Something money can't buy. Plenty of that I can't afford treatment for. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rottenmonk 11/28/17 12:46:41 AM #33: |
Firewood18 posted...
Rottenmonk posted...Booze, coffee, tee, amazon gift cards, cash. But, how is more of this bad? At least this way you don't have to buy more. --- Everytime I read rottenmonk's posts, and think about future offsprings, I weep for the humanity. -FranckKnight ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darcandkharg31 11/28/17 12:55:09 AM #34: |
Old man slippers
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Firewood18 11/28/17 12:55:37 AM #35: |
It's not bad, just more of the same.
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Firewood18 11/28/17 12:59:48 AM #36: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
Old man slippers I have specific orthotics that cover this. iron jojo posted... A 20 year old dime Maybe another PotD person would appreciate something like this. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kyuubi4269 11/28/17 1:08:22 AM #37: |
A bucket seat for either your car or an office chair.
Rottenmonk posted... Booze, coffee, tee, amazon gift cards, cash. You're 36 and don't know how tea is spelt. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocDelicious 11/28/17 1:11:30 AM #38: |
To be left alone.
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Firewood18 11/28/17 1:23:10 AM #39: |
DocDelicious posted...
To be left alone. Definitely a delight but I've played through 2 of the Fallout games already. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ferarri619 11/28/17 1:25:30 AM #40: |
Kyuubi4269 posted...
You're 36 and don't know how tea is spelt. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. Maybe he's just too old to understand autocorrect on mobile phones. :P --- ~Nintendo 64. Get N or Get out. Coming Fall 1996~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dragon504 11/28/17 1:37:50 AM #41: |
have 'em send you to a massage parlor
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Lil_Bit83 11/29/17 9:10:24 PM #42: |
Depends on their interest.
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TheWorstPoster 11/29/17 9:12:40 PM #43: |
Gingivitis
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darcandkharg31 11/29/17 9:15:00 PM #44: |
Lil_Bit83 posted...
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FrozenBananas 11/29/17 9:19:29 PM #45: |
Oh cool it's a "let me show off with how happy I feel about my boring life at 37"
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SusanGreenEyes 11/29/17 9:47:58 PM #46: |
A 37 year old woman
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darcandkharg31 11/29/17 9:48:33 PM #47: |
SusanGreenEyes posted...
A 37 year old woman gross --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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argonautweakend 11/29/17 10:11:23 PM #48: |
ten ounces of silver bars or rounds.
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Ferarri619 11/29/17 10:25:56 PM #49: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...A 37 year old woman I'm turning 27 in December and I'll still gladly take a 37 year-old woman. :D --- ~Nintendo 64. Get N or Get out. Coming Fall 1996~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny Eagle 11/29/17 11:26:44 PM #50: |
A soda subscription?
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