Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 425: Am I fucking going over?

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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Whose f***ing idea was it to bring up Sonya DeVille and Mandy Rose already? They seemed so lost out there.

Whenever a conventionally attractive woman is brought up before shes ready, the answer is always Kevin Dunn
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SSJBGenkiDama posted...

RPGlord95 posted...

Yay Roman.

Also there are tons of ways to get the belt off him before Mania and keep him strong.

Multi man match
Brockterference
A taser

All of those are losses.... protected or not.

vs Joe with special ref, PAUL HEYMAN

as soon as Joe wraps up Roman for a headlock Heyman calls for the bell via screwjob
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Jakyl25 posted...

PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Whose f***ing idea was it to bring up Sonya DeVille and Mandy Rose already? They seemed so lost out there.

Whenever a conventionally attractive woman is brought up before shes ready, the answer is always Kevin Dunn

I'm reminded of this.

http://botchedspot.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2016/10/2016-10-07-total-divas-problems.jpg
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I think the biggest surprise of last night was that people actually recognized Paige's theme well enough to pop when it played. I sure as hell didn't remember it <_<
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Dave says Vince has scrapped Brock vs Finn

What replaces it though
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Jakyl25 posted...

PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Whose f***ing idea was it to bring up Sonya DeVille and Mandy Rose already? They seemed so lost out there.

Whenever a conventionally attractive woman is brought up before shes ready, the answer is always Kevin Dunn

I thought I'd clicked on the "half your age plus seven" topic and this was the first post I saw
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Reminds me that Vince soured on Gail Kim because he thought American men dont find Asian women attractive
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Jakyl25 posted...

Reminds me that Vince soured on Gail Kim because he thought American men dont find Asian women attractive

Wait what

Of all the weird Vince things this is one I wouldn't have expected
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Remember when secondary titles were around to help put over new talent?

Me neither.

Granted, Roman having it is no different than Miz having it, honestly. It just feels wasted on them. Give it to some lower card guy so they can get a little exposure.

Thats almost never what they were about.

They were just always about giving a second star a title.

Don Muraco, Randy Savage, Bret Hart, Jeff Hardy

The title is only a meaningless whatever strap when like Jason Jordan is having a war with Elias over it and no one gives a shit.
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Hes personally not into Asian women. He prefers the bigger assets
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Eddv posted...

PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Remember when secondary titles were around to help put over new talent?

Me neither.

Granted, Roman having it is no different than Miz having it, honestly. It just feels wasted on them. Give it to some lower card guy so they can get a little exposure.

Thats almost never what they were about.

They were just always about giving a second star a title.

Don Muraco, Randy Savage, Bret Hart, Jeff Hardy

The title is only a meaningless whatever strap when like Jason Jordan is having a war with Elias over it and no one gives a shit.

In the 80s, in fact, the IC Title existed to help sell the B-level house show tour
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Eddv posted...

PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Remember when secondary titles were around to help put over new talent?

Me neither.

Granted, Roman having it is no different than Miz having it, honestly. It just feels wasted on them. Give it to some lower card guy so they can get a little exposure.

Thats almost never what they were about.

They were just always about giving a second star a title.

Don Muraco, Randy Savage, Bret Hart, Jeff Hardy

The title is only a meaningless whatever strap when like Jason Jordan is having a war with Elias over it and no one gives a shit.

That isn't even a feud worth of an old time TV title.
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I just discovered this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypy9TiJpFog
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Gamefaqs search doing me no favors...now I can't even delete the topic I made. Stupid old ass board.
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Strife2 posted...

Gamefaqs search doing me no favors...now I can't even delete the topic I made. Stupid old ass board.

What did you search for?

I copied and pasted the last title and just changed the number and title...

So it should be exactly the same.

Well, I'm happy this popped up on my Twitter feed.

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/933141992405651458
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Harpan!
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I have to assume those are the same people with the Shield-geki sign last night
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it's hammer time
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If Jinder wins it back tonight.... is there anyone close.... even in the remotest stratosphere of worst multi time World Champion in history.

Like, Rey and Vince were awful. But they weren't Jinder. Khali, Warrior, Slaughter and Sheik sucked but only won it once, and all except Khali were probably better than Jinder anyway. Who is #2 on this list, and far ahead is Jinder on them...

https://twitter.com/MrBrandonStroud/status/933153776558522368
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That's it kids....

Unless Vince is TRULY the dumbest human on Earth I want someone to explain to me how AJ doesn't take the belt to Mania....

There is simply put no way that this company could possibly CONCEIVABLY give it back to Jinder AFTER India.... The entire reason we gave him the damn belt was India. To take it off him immediately before, and put it back on him immediately after would truly be the least sense THIS company has ever made. And they made light of Eddie's death, had Mae give birth to a hand and did Katie Vick.... this would be dumber...

Panthera posted...

I think the biggest surprise of last night was that people actually recognized Paige's theme well enough to pop when it played. I sure as hell didn't remember it <_<

you mean it wasn't Tatanka coming out to confront Mickie James?
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Carmella? Really? Don't give Charlotte the commercial break...
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cross brand womens thing
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i thought the colons asked for their release a while ago hm
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GTM posted...

i thought the colons asked for their release a while ago hm

That was never confirmed. It was started by a Puerto Rican promotion who had ample reason to try and lie to fans.
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So on 205 Live, Drew Gulak is incredibly over.

I am so happy. They are chanting "POWERPOINT!" nonstop and "NO CHANTS!"

I hope this somehow continues.
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How ARE you doing?
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I kept thinking more shit would go down on Smackdown. New Day imploding via "Plan B" situation, Daniel Bryan siding with Owens/Zayn, Carmella doing what she SHOULD have done (so dumb)...but hey; BLUDGEON BROTHERS!
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Well, I hear you get the discount version of the women's invasion on RAW with girls who will be much less over and somehow just as green as the other two so... I mean, there's that. Is it linked to Paige or is it just its own independent thing and the writers are that lazy?
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Both womens' divisions are stagnant as dirt, so I don't mind it. Oh hey, Alicia Fox got moved over Bayley in the pecking order this season...

SD wasn't faring much better. Same 6-7 people for a year. I could swear the SvS teams were the same as last year, or felt like it. Maybe the Fatal-5-Ways will be different too.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

So on 205 Live, Drew Gulak is incredibly over.

I am so happy. They are chanting "POWERPOINT!" nonstop and "NO CHANTS!"

I hope this somehow continues.

I think at this point hes the most successful CWC holdover. Either him or Swann. Crazy.
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Woo Gulak
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This mass influx of NXT women's talent seems like an excuse to put together a 15-20 person women's Royal Rumble, doesn't it?
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Also I loved Gulak way before you guys did so fuck off.
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Before 2011?
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When he was an Ant?
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Yes but also somewhere around then he started going under his current name in CZW
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I like when announcers go off the standard like "It's Bayley!" and now "Harper! Rowan! Bludgeon Brothers!"
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Why the **** did Smackdown get that second rate Carmella Liv Morgan?

SSJBGenkiDama posted...

If Jinder wins it back tonight.... is there anyone close.... even in the remotest stratosphere of worst multi time World Champion in history.

Like, Rey and Vince were awful. But they weren't Jinder.

Rey might have been booked worse than Jinder, but otherwise you're spot on with that. As for Vince, it's obvious he's worse in the ring than Jinder (though has taken rare occasions to have hardcore matches on ppv with Shane, HHH, HBK, and Flair among others), but what Vince lacks in the ring he makes up for on the mic.

But yes, if Jinder wins back the belt, he's a prime contender for worst two time world champion ever. It's either him or Vince.
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TheRock1525 posted...

This mass influx of NXT women's talent seems like an excuse to put together a 15-20 person women's Royal Rumble, doesn't it?

6 Team RAW from Survivor Series
2 Mickie and Dana
3 Newbies

6 SD from Survivor Series
1 Lana
3 Newbies

we're good (am I forgetting anyone?)! Throw in like, surprise Nikki Bella as SD instead of Lana, and no Dana Brooke? And we have 10 each side for 20.
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I guess there should also be a surprise NXT entrant, like Ember Moon.

And maaaaybe Maryse? Maria's pargnart right?

Let's somehow add in the fodder to make it 30!

EDIT: oh yeah Maryse is pregananent too
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That's when Vince dips into the nostalgia pool and gives us one time only entrants like Molly Holly, Jacqueline, and Santina Marella.
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Jakyl25 posted...

PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

So on 205 Live, Drew Gulak is incredibly over.

I am so happy. They are chanting "POWERPOINT!" nonstop and "NO CHANTS!"

I hope this somehow continues.

I think at this point hes the most successful CWC holdover. Either him or Swann. Crazy.

TJP was pretty over at first too, but man. They really botched his first storyline something fierce and really soured the whole Cruiserweight concept.

I don't know why they don't just let Gulak do his PowerPoint stuff during Raw or a PPV. If he did it a few times, it would get over huge (probably pops instead of heat) but if Gulak just flips out every time they chant PowerPoint at him, it works. Like, this is a gimmick that would get over if it had any more exposure on Raw. For instance, build up the Gulak vs Tozawa thing on Raw a bit and people would've been very receptive to that match. Instead we have it on 205 Live which doesn't help either guy get over that much more, really.

I mean, you can still have Gulak be the Gobbledy Gulaker in time out then too!
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FROM RICHMOND VIRGINIA.

THIS IS MICKIE JAMES.

Heh.

Update on title histories since a few have changed recently!

WWE Championship - Jinder Mahal's reign ended at 170 days, putting him in 24th place out of 50 people. AJ Styles' two reigns now have him in 26th place with 154, he only needs a week to pass The Miz to enter the upper half of the list.

Universal - Onward to WrestleMania as Brock Lesnar is still the leader with 234 days!

IC - The Miz finishes in 3rd place, now with 521 days across seven reigns. Roman Reigns becomes the 79th IC champion in history! Unless he drops it at a house show (lololol), Reigns will be in 76th place by the time Raw airs again, putting him ahead of The Mountie, Zack Ryder, and Dean Douglas.

US - Out of 87 people, Baron Corbin sits in 66th place with 45 days, just having passed Kensuke Sasaki. In a matter of one week, Corbin can pass Kanyon, Swagger, Finlay, Lashley, Hansen, and JBL!

Raw Tag - Seth Rollins stops in 17th place (out of 75) with 226 days, while Ambrose stops in 46th with 78 days. Cesaro in his 4th reign has a combined 198 days, putting him in 21st; he only needs five more days to pass Cody Rhodes. Sheamus has 135 days in three reigns, just recently having passed Deuce and Domino for 32nd place; next up is R-Truth with 139.

SD Tag - Usos continue to run away with it, taking the top two spots with 191 days.

Raw Women's - Alexa remains in 2nd with 198 days; she still needs 45 more to pass Charlotte!

SD Women's - Natalya finished in third with 86 days, just barely passing Becky Lynch before losing the belt to Charlotte Flair who starts in fifth place with 7 days.

Cruiserweight - Tomorrow, Enzo Amore takes third place for himself with 47 days, leaving TJ Perkins in the dust. Next up is Rich Swann with 61!

Made Up Titles Only Us/The PWB Keep Up With
WWE's The Man: Brock Lesnar ("The Guy" Championship is retired. Brock merged said belt with The Man's title after his win over reigning Man AJ Styles). Amazingly enough, this is Brock first reign as The Man.
Raw Jobber Champion: Curt Hawkins
SD Jobber Champion: Zack Ryder
Raw Women's Jobber Champion: Mickie James
SD Women's Jobber Champion: Carmella
Cruiserweight Jobber Champion: Mustafa Ali
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So does that mean SD will have a new "The Guy" champion?
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And also, with Roman Reigns becoming the 8th Modern Grand Slam winner in WWE history, here's who needs one championship to join Reigns, Ambrose, Jericho, Edge, Angle, Miz, Big Show, Eddie, and Bryan!

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John Cena (IC)
Shelton Benjamin (WWE/Universal title)
Zack Ryder (WWE/Universal)
Kofi Kingston (WWE/Universal)
Kevin Owens (Tag)
Randy Orton (US)
Kane (US)
Jeff Hardy (US)
HHH (US)
Goldust (WWE/Universal; Dustin Rhodes was US champ in WCW)
Sheamus (IC)
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