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Raka_Putra 11/14/17 3:24:20 AM #1: |
...okay, this challenge is so ludicrous I can't not share it with y'all.
So you're supposed to ejaculate once on the 1st (either doing the deed or just play with yourself), twice on the 2nd, and so on until you come 31 times on the 31st. ...anyone up for the challenge? --- Fuhlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen, So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr-- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehr. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 11/14/17 3:27:12 AM #2: |
I doubt any human could do this. Even if you could cum thirty-one times in a day, there's no way you wouldn't be 100% drained after cumming thirty times the previous day.
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Ngamer64 11/14/17 3:31:44 AM #3: |
Huh never heard of this one before... guess I could it a shot. I've been meaning to cut back for a while anyway.
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MoogleKupo141 11/14/17 4:00:36 AM #4: |
I don't want to ejaculate any amount of times on Christmas.
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Grand Kirby 11/14/17 5:05:25 AM #5: |
You would have to ejaculate 496 times in a single month. By the end of it you'd be shooting air like a bicycle pump.
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Nanis23 11/14/17 6:10:06 AM #7: |
Yeah that sounds impossible
Not to mention the fact only NEETs can pull it off, assuming it's even physically possible It's just that working people has like 4-5 hours free time in home? December starts on a Friday, I guess I can do this up to Saturday a week later (the 9th) But it's such a pathetic challenge I will feel the worst if I will take part in it --- 3DS FC : 3411-1762-0066 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SeabassDebeste 11/14/17 6:22:13 AM #8: |
Ngamer64 posted...
Huh never heard of this one before... guess I could it a shot. I've been meaning to cut back for a while anyway. --- yet all sailors of all sorts are more or less capricious and unreliable - they live in the varying outer weather, and they inhale its fickleness ... Copied to Clipboard!
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neonreaper 11/14/17 6:41:37 AM #9: |
You two can jerk each other off haw haw
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Ryokles 11/14/17 7:29:40 AM #10: |
Grand Kirby posted...
You would have to ejaculate 496 times in a single month. By the end of it you'd be shooting air like a bicycle pump. I can't stop laughing --- Ryoko Dude I've always been crazy. Now I'm just focused - Extha ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nanis23 11/14/17 8:21:31 AM #11: |
I must say though that I am super curious about it being possible and what would be side effects
Guess we will know January 1st (or before, if something crazy happens) --- 3DS FC : 3411-1762-0066 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrGreenonion 11/15/17 12:41:08 AM #12: |
Everyone else, in the living room: "Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven..."
You, in the bathroom: *furiously beating it trying to get #496 in before the cutoff* --- SuperNiceDog didn't have to reconcile his name... But Dauntless Hunter is now MrGreenonion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0r0n 11/15/17 1:01:56 AM #13: |
I mean this is hilarious to think about but what about
1st week: fap once every day 2nd week: fap twice every day etc --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Grand Kirby 11/15/17 1:12:42 AM #14: |
There's still six weeks in December so good luck.
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Nanis23 11/15/17 1:26:59 AM #15: |
You know, if those tips to last longer in sex (during masturbation, hold back ejaculation so you "train" your dick to last longer) are true, the opposite might also be true
By the end of it you might ejaculate in less than a minute during sex This is a scary and probable side effect --- 3DS FC : 3411-1762-0066 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SantaRPidgey 11/15/17 1:30:38 AM #16: |
MoogleKupo141 posted...
I don't want to ejaculate any amount of times on Christmas. This post made me shoot figurative milk out of my nose --- werd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TomNook 11/15/17 1:38:58 AM #17: |
foolm0r0n posted...
I mean this is hilarious to think about but what about I'd honestly have trouble cutting back the first 3 weeks. --- Belles, belles, belles! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LOLIAmAnAlt 11/15/17 1:42:12 AM #18: |
People will die
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Corrik 11/15/17 1:51:46 AM #19: |
Grand Kirby posted...
There's still six weeks in December so good luck. ... --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0r0n 11/15/17 1:54:11 AM #20: |
Grand Kirby posted...
There's still six weeks in December so good luck. this fucked me up --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nia_Yuri 11/15/17 1:58:37 AM #21: |
Isnt it five?
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Not_an_Owl 11/15/17 2:00:37 AM #22: |
MrGreenonion posted...
Everyone else, in the living room: "Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven..." underrated post --- Besides, marijuana is far more harmful than steroids. - BlitzBomb I headbang to Bruckner. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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red13n 11/15/17 2:17:20 AM #23: |
Day 7 would be the end here for sure I think. 8 or 9 start requiring some dietary adjustments.
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Grand Kirby 11/15/17 2:43:56 AM #24: |
Nia_Yuri posted...
Isnt it five? Well, depends on whether you count the week beginning on Sunday or Monday. --- Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0r0n 11/15/17 4:21:14 AM #25: |
A week is just 7 days brah
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Nanis23 11/15/17 4:32:15 AM #26: |
foolm0r0n posted...
A week is just 7 days brah Not if you apply it to a month, no --- 3DS FC : 3411-1762-0066 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raka_Putra 11/15/17 4:38:45 AM #27: |
Okay I can where this is going.
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Corrik 11/15/17 5:07:03 AM #28: |
Nanis23 posted...
foolm0r0n posted...A week is just 7 days brah ... --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChaosTonyV4 11/15/17 5:16:56 AM #29: |
Nanis23 posted...
You know, if those tips to last longer in sex (during masturbation, hold back ejaculation so you "train" your dick to last longer) are true, the opposite might also be true I dunno about you, but the more I jerk off the longer it takes me to bust a nut from sex. --- Phantom Dust. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nanis23 11/15/17 5:17:31 AM #30: |
Corrik posted...
Nanis23 posted...foolm0r0n posted...A week is just 7 days brah What? You are supposed to look at it from the calendar The 1st and 2nd of December are the "first week" The 31th is the "sixth week" Yes you can say the "first week of December is from the 1st to the 7th" but I believe the former is more suitable for this kind of challenge --- 3DS FC : 3411-1762-0066 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Corrik 11/15/17 5:25:55 AM #31: |
Nanis23 posted...
Corrik posted...Nanis23 posted...foolm0r0n posted...A week is just 7 days brah Except one a week is 7 days when applying to month or not to a month. Two a day or two is not a week. It is a partial week. Three yes you would go 1st to 7th is week 1. Can you imagine a workout regimen where you ease into your workout week 1 into week 2 and you going lol it's Saturday. Week 1 is one day! Woohoo easing into this! --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Grand Kirby 11/15/17 5:34:26 AM #32: |
If the idea was to set it up to align with "the weeks of December" then it's only natural to think that it used the actual weeks that December has than to assume that it was simply "the first 7 days, then the next 7 days", etc.
Then again, you'd have to fap nearly twice as much that way, so I guess it makes sense to do it the other way. Well, not really... --- Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Corrik 11/15/17 5:45:08 AM #33: |
Grand Kirby posted...
If the idea was to set it up to align with "the weeks of December" then it's only natural to think that it used the actual weeks that December has than to assume that it was simply "the first 7 days, then the next 7 days", etc. December changes every year on weekday start (mostly). It is not a December 2017 specific challenge. So, if that's the route you are going it still fails. --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrGreenonion 11/15/17 11:27:14 AM #34: |
What if you did a year-long challenge where you did it a number of times per day for what month it was? Like once a day in January, twice a day in February, etc? Wouldn't be too hard to keep up at first but 12 times a day every day in December would be tough, and still more doable than 31 times on New Year's Eve.
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swordz9 11/15/17 11:32:04 AM #35: |
I'm like 70% confident I'd be able to make it through week one. After that though...I can't even imagine the pain
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Nanis23 11/15/17 11:38:50 AM #36: |
MrGreenonion posted...
What if you did a year-long challenge where you did it a number of times per day for what month it was? Like once a day in January, twice a day in February, etc? Wouldn't be too hard to keep up at first but 12 times a day every day in December would be tough, and still more doable than 31 times on New Year's Eve. Would require you to be unemployed starting September --- 3DS FC : 3411-1762-0066 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RPGlord95 11/15/17 11:49:51 AM #37: |
So i have to slow down for a few weeks
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foolm0r0n 11/15/17 1:23:07 PM #38: |
Nanis23 posted...
Yes you can say the "first week of December is from the 1st to the 7th" Not "you can", you HAVE TO because that's how everyone says it The alternative is saying December 3rd is the 2nd week of December --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Grand Kirby 11/15/17 3:00:54 PM #39: |
I mean, if someone said "I'm planning to have a party in the third week of December" I wouldn't think "Oh, that means it'll be sometime between the 15th to 21st", I would assume it would be held around the 11th to 17th because that's the third week of December.
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charmander6000 11/15/17 3:36:33 PM #40: |
Assuming by ejaculation that something, however little must come out I think most people can get into the low teens.
After that time really starts to become a factor, taking your holidays during the last two weeks of December is a must... --- Congratulations to BKSheikah for winning the guru ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ExThaNemesis 11/15/17 3:57:38 PM #41: |
I'd have to load up on Zinc and testosterone boosters and also become 18 again
and even then I doubt I could do this. --- "undertale hangs out with mido" - ZFS Not changing this sig until CM Punk returns to the WWE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Not_an_Owl 11/15/17 4:01:58 PM #42: |
The part that really takes this from "difficult verging on physically impossible" to "outright ludicrous" is the last 3 days or so, when you would need to work 90 nuts into a 72 hour period. If the challenge was just "blow your load 496 times in the month of December", that averages out to 16 per day so once per hour you're awake (which would still be incredibly taxing and physically uncomfortable by the middle of day 2 or so). For the last week or so of the year you'd basically be on a schedule of jerk it, pause for the refractory period, and then start stroking again, all day, from the time you wake up to the time you pass out in a puddle of your own baby batter (or whatever sad, depleted substance oozes out of the end of your abused, chafed member after 300 splooges).
--- Besides, marijuana is far more harmful than steroids. - BlitzBomb I headbang to Bruckner. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nanis23 11/15/17 4:30:49 PM #43: |
Grand Kirby posted...
I mean, if someone said "I'm planning to have a party in the third week of December" I wouldn't think "Oh, that means it'll be sometime between the 15th to 21st", I would assume it would be held around the 11th to 17th because that's the third week of December. Great example --- 3DS FC : 3411-1762-0066 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HaRRicH 11/15/17 4:37:24 PM #44: |
MrGreenonion posted...
Everyone else, in the living room: "Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven..." This would be the worst stroke of a dick on the holiday since Dick Clark. --- Brought to you by GameFlux Free GameFAQs app on Google Play! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0r0n 11/15/17 4:44:05 PM #45: |
Grand Kirby posted...
I mean, if someone said "I'm planning to have a party in the third week of December" I wouldn't think "Oh, that means it'll be sometime between the 15th to 21st", I would assume it would be held around the 11th to 17th because that's the third week of December. Then you're fucked because the party is on the 20th You're using numbers to try to hide the problem. Again, consider a party on December 3rd. You really expect the person to say "I'm having a party in the second week of December"? --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Grand Kirby 11/15/17 5:16:33 PM #46: |
foolm0r0n posted...
You're using numbers to try to hide the problem. ????? It doesn't matter what the number it is, it doesn't change how calendars work! --- Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LOLIAmAnAlt 11/15/17 5:40:45 PM #47: |
I feel like 5 times a day every day for a month will literally kill you.
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ExThaNemesis 11/15/17 5:42:22 PM #48: |
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
I feel like 5 times a day every day for a month will literally kill you. --- "undertale hangs out with mido" - ZFS Not changing this sig until CM Punk returns to the WWE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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charmander6000 11/15/17 6:22:49 PM #49: |
Maybe I have a high sex drive, but five times a day for a month doesn't sound that hard.
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HaRRicH 11/15/17 6:41:20 PM #50: |
And it will get less and less hard as you continue through the month.
But I dunno, maybe you're just the man to beat it. Just don't go soft on the challenge. --- Posted using GameFlux Get it now for Android from Google Play! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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