Board 8 > Destroy Dick December

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...okay, this challenge is so ludicrous I can't not share it with y'all.

So you're supposed to ejaculate once on the 1st (either doing the deed or just play with yourself), twice on the 2nd, and so on until you come 31 times on the 31st.

...anyone up for the challenge?
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I doubt any human could do this. Even if you could cum thirty-one times in a day, there's no way you wouldn't be 100% drained after cumming thirty times the previous day.
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Huh never heard of this one before... guess I could it a shot. I've been meaning to cut back for a while anyway.


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I don't want to ejaculate any amount of times on Christmas.
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You would have to ejaculate 496 times in a single month. By the end of it you'd be shooting air like a bicycle pump.
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Yeah that sounds impossible
Not to mention the fact only NEETs can pull it off, assuming it's even physically possible

It's just that working people has like 4-5 hours free time in home?

December starts on a Friday, I guess I can do this up to Saturday a week later (the 9th)
But it's such a pathetic challenge I will feel the worst if I will take part in it
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Ngamer64 posted...

Huh never heard of this one before... guess I could it a shot. I've been meaning to cut back for a while anyway.

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You two can jerk each other off haw haw
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Grand Kirby posted...

You would have to ejaculate 496 times in a single month. By the end of it you'd be shooting air like a bicycle pump.

I can't stop laughing
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I must say though that I am super curious about it being possible and what would be side effects

Guess we will know January 1st (or before, if something crazy happens)
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Everyone else, in the living room: "Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven..."

You, in the bathroom: *furiously beating it trying to get #496 in before the cutoff*
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I mean this is hilarious to think about but what about

1st week: fap once every day
2nd week: fap twice every day
etc
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There's still six weeks in December so good luck.
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You know, if those tips to last longer in sex (during masturbation, hold back ejaculation so you "train" your dick to last longer) are true, the opposite might also be true

By the end of it you might ejaculate in less than a minute during sex
This is a scary and probable side effect
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MoogleKupo141 posted...

I don't want to ejaculate any amount of times on Christmas.

This post made me shoot figurative milk out of my nose
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foolm0r0n posted...

I mean this is hilarious to think about but what about

1st week: fap once every day
2nd week: fap twice every day
etc

I'd honestly have trouble cutting back the first 3 weeks.
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People will die
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Grand Kirby posted...

There's still six weeks in December so good luck.

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Grand Kirby posted...

There's still six weeks in December so good luck.

this fucked me up
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Isnt it five?
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MrGreenonion posted...

Everyone else, in the living room: "Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven..."

You, in the bathroom: *furiously beating it trying to get #496 in before the cutoff*

underrated post
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Day 7 would be the end here for sure I think. 8 or 9 start requiring some dietary adjustments.
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Nia_Yuri posted...

Isnt it five?

Well, depends on whether you count the week beginning on Sunday or Monday.
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A week is just 7 days brah
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foolm0r0n posted...

A week is just 7 days brah

Not if you apply it to a month, no
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Okay I can where this is going.
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Nanis23 posted...

foolm0r0n posted...

A week is just 7 days brah

Not if you apply it to a month, no

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Nanis23 posted...

You know, if those tips to last longer in sex (during masturbation, hold back ejaculation so you "train" your dick to last longer) are true, the opposite might also be true

By the end of it you might ejaculate in less than a minute during sex
This is a scary and probable side effect

I dunno about you, but the more I jerk off the longer it takes me to bust a nut from sex.
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Corrik posted...

Nanis23 posted...

foolm0r0n posted...

A week is just 7 days brah

Not if you apply it to a month, no

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What?
You are supposed to look at it from the calendar
The 1st and 2nd of December are the "first week"
The 31th is the "sixth week"

Yes you can say the "first week of December is from the 1st to the 7th" but I believe the former is more suitable for this kind of challenge
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Nanis23 posted...

Corrik posted...

Nanis23 posted...

foolm0r0n posted...

A week is just 7 days brah

Not if you apply it to a month, no

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What?
You are supposed to look at it from the calendar
The 1st and 2nd of December are the "first week"
The 31th is the "sixth week"

Yes you can say the "first week of December is from the 1st to the 7th" but I believe the former is more suitable for this kind of challenge

Except one a week is 7 days when applying to month or not to a month. Two a day or two is not a week. It is a partial week. Three yes you would go 1st to 7th is week 1.

Can you imagine a workout regimen where you ease into your workout week 1 into week 2 and you going lol it's Saturday. Week 1 is one day! Woohoo easing into this!
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If the idea was to set it up to align with "the weeks of December" then it's only natural to think that it used the actual weeks that December has than to assume that it was simply "the first 7 days, then the next 7 days", etc.

Then again, you'd have to fap nearly twice as much that way, so I guess it makes sense to do it the other way.

Well, not really...
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Grand Kirby posted...

If the idea was to set it up to align with "the weeks of December" then it's only natural to think that it used the actual weeks that December has than to assume that it was simply "the first 7 days, then the next 7 days", etc.

Then again, you'd have to fap nearly twice as much that way, so I guess it makes sense to do it the other way.

Well, not really...

December changes every year on weekday start (mostly). It is not a December 2017 specific challenge. So, if that's the route you are going it still fails.
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What if you did a year-long challenge where you did it a number of times per day for what month it was? Like once a day in January, twice a day in February, etc? Wouldn't be too hard to keep up at first but 12 times a day every day in December would be tough, and still more doable than 31 times on New Year's Eve.
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I'm like 70% confident I'd be able to make it through week one. After that though...I can't even imagine the pain

MrGreenonion posted...

What if you did a year-long challenge where you did it a number of times per day for what month it was? Like once a day in January, twice a day in February, etc? Wouldn't be too hard to keep up at first but 12 times a day every day in December would be tough, and still more doable than 31 times on New Year's Eve.

Would require you to be unemployed starting September
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So i have to slow down for a few weeks
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Nanis23 posted...

Yes you can say the "first week of December is from the 1st to the 7th"

Not "you can", you HAVE TO because that's how everyone says it

The alternative is saying December 3rd is the 2nd week of December
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I mean, if someone said "I'm planning to have a party in the third week of December" I wouldn't think "Oh, that means it'll be sometime between the 15th to 21st", I would assume it would be held around the 11th to 17th because that's the third week of December.
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Assuming by ejaculation that something, however little must come out I think most people can get into the low teens.

After that time really starts to become a factor, taking your holidays during the last two weeks of December is a must...
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I'd have to load up on Zinc and testosterone boosters and also become 18 again

and even then I doubt I could do this.
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The part that really takes this from "difficult verging on physically impossible" to "outright ludicrous" is the last 3 days or so, when you would need to work 90 nuts into a 72 hour period. If the challenge was just "blow your load 496 times in the month of December", that averages out to 16 per day so once per hour you're awake (which would still be incredibly taxing and physically uncomfortable by the middle of day 2 or so). For the last week or so of the year you'd basically be on a schedule of jerk it, pause for the refractory period, and then start stroking again, all day, from the time you wake up to the time you pass out in a puddle of your own baby batter (or whatever sad, depleted substance oozes out of the end of your abused, chafed member after 300 splooges).
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Grand Kirby posted...

I mean, if someone said "I'm planning to have a party in the third week of December" I wouldn't think "Oh, that means it'll be sometime between the 15th to 21st", I would assume it would be held around the 11th to 17th because that's the third week of December.

Great example
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MrGreenonion posted...

Everyone else, in the living room: "Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven..."

You, in the bathroom: *furiously beating it trying to get #496 in before the cutoff*

This would be the worst stroke of a dick on the holiday since Dick Clark.
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Grand Kirby posted...

I mean, if someone said "I'm planning to have a party in the third week of December" I wouldn't think "Oh, that means it'll be sometime between the 15th to 21st", I would assume it would be held around the 11th to 17th because that's the third week of December.

Then you're fucked because the party is on the 20th

You're using numbers to try to hide the problem. Again, consider a party on December 3rd. You really expect the person to say "I'm having a party in the second week of December"?
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foolm0r0n posted...

You're using numbers to try to hide the problem.

?????

It doesn't matter what the number it is, it doesn't change how calendars work!
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I feel like 5 times a day every day for a month will literally kill you.
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

I feel like 5 times a day every day for a month will literally kill you.

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Maybe I have a high sex drive, but five times a day for a month doesn't sound that hard.
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And it will get less and less hard as you continue through the month.

But I dunno, maybe you're just the man to beat it. Just don't go soft on the challenge.
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