Poll of the Day > You awake from a 10 year coma to find out ICOYAR is now POTUS. Jen is 1st lady

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Grindcorp9000
07/19/17 3:21:14 PM
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Erik P is Vice President and Full Throttle is WH Press Secretary. How do you react?
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Far-Queue
07/19/17 3:24:54 PM
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Hell would freeze over before Jen touched ICO's dick.
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Go_Totodile
07/19/17 3:26:28 PM
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I would move. And not the joking kind of move people always whine about after their candidates lost. I would legitimately move. You could not pick a worse set of underqualified people to run a country.
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DorkLink
07/19/17 3:26:48 PM
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My god just shut the fuck up
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ParanoidObsessive
07/19/17 3:26:56 PM
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http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/advimgs/jb/lv4/mspaintadventure12c.gif


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DarkwingDidi
07/19/17 3:34:32 PM
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Grindcorp9000 posted...
How do you react?


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DarkwingDidi
07/19/17 3:35:40 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
I would move. And not the joking kind of move people always whine about after their candidates lost. I would legitimately move. You could not pick a worse set of underqualified people to run a country.

You can not run,they have rockets.
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Jen0125
07/19/17 3:44:58 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Hell would freeze over before Jen touched ICO's dick.


pretty much lmao
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ZiggiStardust
07/19/17 3:55:42 PM
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you damned dirty apes!!!
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TyVulpine
07/19/17 4:28:48 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

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Dikitain
07/19/17 4:32:26 PM
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"How much is a one way plane ticket to Kenya?"

Far-Queue posted...
Hell would freeze over before Jen touched ICO's dick.


I wouldn't say that...

Hell freezing over is actually much more likely.
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Ogurisama
07/19/17 4:37:40 PM
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You wouldnt wake up 10 years, that leaves 2 years of him being in office, and there would be no USA left
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DorkLink
07/19/17 4:37:56 PM
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Dikitain posted...
I wouldn't say that...

Hell freezing over is actually much more likely.


Thank you for explaining the idiom for everyone
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Zeus
07/19/17 4:39:50 PM
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Grindcorp9000 posted...
Erik P is Vice President and Full Throttle is WH Press Secretary. How do you react?


My first thought would be even in a coma I'd be better than any of them in their respective jobs except, of course, for Jen's because First Lady isn't a real job.

Far-Queue posted...
Hell would freeze over before Jen touched ICO's dick.


Hey, he just said that they were married. He didn't say anything about sex.
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Dikitain
07/19/17 4:41:35 PM
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DorkLink posted...
Dikitain posted...
I wouldn't say that...

Hell freezing over is actually much more likely.


Thank you for explaining the idiom for everyone

It doesn't explain the idiom, just states that the idiom isn't extreme enough.
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Jen0125
07/19/17 4:42:03 PM
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Zeus posted...
because First Lady isn't a real job.


does the first lady get paid a salary to do everything that's required of her?
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DorkLink
07/19/17 4:43:38 PM
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Dikitain posted...
DorkLink posted...
Dikitain posted...
I wouldn't say that...

Hell freezing over is actually much more likely.


Thank you for explaining the idiom for everyone

It doesn't explain the idiom, just states that the idiom isn't extreme enough.


No, you pretty much did just explain the joke. The way it was used in this topic is like exactly the point of the idiom
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RIP_Supa
07/19/17 4:44:03 PM
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Well, you threw me off with everybody else in there, but I would not be uninterested to see how ICOYAR would perform as POTUS, since he really doesn't seem to be as stupid as everyone thinks he is when it comes to some things

It doesn't seem like he has a lot of confidence though, I see him put himself down too a lot along with everyone else, so it seems more likely that he would just pull a Garrison and just say "Nobody should vote for me. No one would ever want me as president. Vote Democrat"

okay im just picking
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Greenfox111
07/19/17 4:44:52 PM
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i mean i always knew jen had a crush on icoyar, why else would she pick on him all the time
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Dikitain
07/19/17 4:45:55 PM
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DorkLink posted...
Dikitain posted...
DorkLink posted...
Dikitain posted...
I wouldn't say that...

Hell freezing over is actually much more likely.


Thank you for explaining the idiom for everyone

It doesn't explain the idiom, just states that the idiom isn't extreme enough.


No, you pretty much did just explain the joke. The way it was used in this topic is like exactly the point of the idiom

Obviously you know much more then I do about what I say. *rolls eyes*

A much better idiom would be "Donald Trump would have a 100% approval rating worldwide before that would happen".
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Jen0125
07/19/17 4:46:40 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
i mean i always knew jen had a crush on icoyar, why else would she pick on him all the time


i didn't realize you were still in elementary school
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KogaSteelfang
07/19/17 4:59:02 PM
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PotD party at the whitehouse!
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
07/19/17 5:00:20 PM
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Zeus posted...
My first thought would be even in a coma I'd be better than any of them in their respective jobs except, of course, for Jen's because First Lady isn't a real job.

Lmfao. Zeus cryin cause he wasn't invited to the party.
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Lokarin
07/19/17 5:00:36 PM
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Icos outie nips would plug into jens innie nips and they'd fuse into a crazed ... no noun, just a crazed
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Jen0125
07/19/17 5:03:21 PM
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innie nips? wtf?
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Greenfox111
07/19/17 5:57:43 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
i mean i always knew jen had a crush on icoyar, why else would she pick on him all the time


i didn't realize you were still in elementary school

picking on people constantly is pretty elementary schoolish
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TheCyborgNinja
07/19/17 5:59:21 PM
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Not my problem! :P
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Jen0125
07/19/17 5:59:35 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
i mean i always knew jen had a crush on icoyar, why else would she pick on him all the time


i didn't realize you were still in elementary school

picking on people constantly is pretty elementary schoolish


then why do you do it
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Go_Totodile
07/19/17 5:59:53 PM
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Lmfao
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helly
07/19/17 6:14:25 PM
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if erik was vp we would be at war with every country while undergoing a civil war
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Go_Totodile
07/19/17 6:20:39 PM
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helly posted...
if erik was vp we would be at war with every country while undergoing a civil war

Go_Totodile posted...
Lmfao
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HillChange
07/19/17 6:45:31 PM
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helly posted...
if erik was vp we would be at war with every country while undergoing a civil war

Our closest allies would be the Welsh.
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ParanoidObsessive
07/19/17 6:45:52 PM
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DorkLink posted...
Thank you for explaining the idiom for everyone

To be fair, it's always been a terrible idiom, because half the interpretations of hell involve it being frozen anyway:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell#Punishment
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferno_(Dante)#Ninth_Circle_.28Treachery.29


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Greenfox111
07/19/17 8:50:17 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
i mean i always knew jen had a crush on icoyar, why else would she pick on him all the time


i didn't realize you were still in elementary school

picking on people constantly is pretty elementary schoolish


then why do you do it

jen youre on the path to marrying icoyar, do you really want to be fighting me on this? im here to help you with your problems
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Kyuubi4269
07/20/17 9:59:40 AM
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Evoke my right as a PotDer to emigrate to The United States of PotD.
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KStateKing17
07/20/17 10:28:01 AM
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HillChange posted...
helly posted...
if erik was vp we would be at war with every country while undergoing a civil war

Our closest allies would be the Welsh.

I lol'd
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Aquamew
07/20/17 10:58:59 AM
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Absolutely devastated because 10 years would mean at least two of my pets would've died while I was out.
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dedbus
07/20/17 1:07:02 PM
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