Poll of the Day > Why do Americans eat such bland food regularly?

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JanwayDaahl
06/04/17 11:26:29 PM
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Especially in this day and age where there's such easy access to so many spices-- most american foods are just terribly bland or not very tasty, unless they're grossly unhealthy (fried, full of unhealthy fats, etc.)
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Miroku_of_Nite1
06/04/17 11:28:29 PM
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The rush for convenience and speed.
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PurpIePerson
06/04/17 11:30:36 PM
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I like my food bland. I don't really get enjoyment out of eating, and it's mostly a burden.
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wwinterj25
06/04/17 11:31:35 PM
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Why must every food be covered in spice in order to taste good?
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adjl
06/04/17 11:32:08 PM
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That's a pretty complex question. A region's cuisine is based on a huge range of factors, especially for a region as large and diverse as America.
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funkyfritter
06/04/17 11:32:13 PM
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The spice must flow.
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KJ StErOiDs
06/04/17 11:39:08 PM
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A lot of people are just raised on the stuff; i.e. TV dinners, canned pasta, etc. due to price and convenience, and so the taste of mediocrity is just what they come to expect of food.
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Zeus
06/04/17 11:43:13 PM
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They don't.
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WastelandCowboy
06/05/17 12:27:08 AM
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KJ StErOiDs posted...
A lot of people are just raised on the stuff; i.e. TV dinners, canned pasta, etc. due to price and convenience, and so the taste of mediocrity is just what they come to expect of food.

This, however a lot of people do enjoy spice.

Me, I'm partial to cinnamon.
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jramirez23
06/05/17 12:44:20 AM
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It's not bland like authentic Chinese food is.
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Smarkil
06/05/17 12:50:09 AM
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If your sense of taste is so fucked that you have to slather everything in cumin and allspice, your tastebuds are the ones that are fucked.
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Zeus
06/05/17 1:00:35 AM
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Plus Americans heavily use salt and sugar for seasoning. Many people who visit complain not of blandness, but how sweet everything is.
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JanwayDaahl
06/05/17 4:58:32 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Why must every food be covered in spice in order to taste good?


Not every food needs to, but like I said, the food Americans are used to is just unusually bland compared to those of many other countries. Applies to many european cuisines as well.
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DirtBasedSoap
06/05/17 5:15:00 AM
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because they're liberal cuck neckbeards
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TheCyborgNinja
06/05/17 6:05:39 AM
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I like "meat and potatoes" types of food. I'm not a fan of fancy stuff or most foreigner food. I mostly eat stuff derived from British or German stuff, I guess...
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06/05/17 9:14:48 AM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
I like "meat and potatoes" types of food. I'm not a fan of fancy stuff or most foreigner food. I mostly eat stuff derived from British or German stuff, I guess...

This basically. I like a simple meat with 3-4 vegetable and a starch type of meal.
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EvilMegas
06/05/17 9:22:08 AM
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You means white people bruh. Don't lump me in with them.
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JanwayDaahl
06/05/17 9:22:53 AM
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EvilMegas posted...
You means white people bruh. Don't lump me in with them.


Black people eat just as blandly as they do, tbh.
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EvilMegas
06/05/17 9:24:07 AM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
EvilMegas posted...
You means white people bruh. Don't lump me in with them.


Black people eat just as blandly as they do, tbh.


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Lightning Bolt
06/05/17 9:32:03 AM
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Because spicy food is terrible, and there's a lot of much better things you can do with food.
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SunWuKung420
06/05/17 9:32:16 AM
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Over processed foods.
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JanwayDaahl
06/05/17 10:01:05 PM
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Lightning Bolt posted...
Because spicy food is terrible, and there's a lot of much better things you can do with food.


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jsb0714
06/05/17 10:09:42 PM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
Lightning Bolt posted...
Because spicy food is terrible, and there's a lot of much better things you can do with food.


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Change it terrible topics while you're at it.
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ParanoidObsessive
06/05/17 10:12:02 PM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
Why must every food be covered in spice in order to taste good?


Not every food needs to, but like I said, the food Americans are used to is just unusually bland compared to those of many other countries. Applies to many european cuisines as well.

Spicyness is generally more prevalent in foods from hotter climates. The closer to the Equator you get, the hotter the food tends to be. It's a function both of how human digestion works, as well as which plants grow where (ie, what each culture would have had access to in a world before global trade was a thing).

It's not entirely surprising that a culture and ethnicity rooted in some of the most northern climes is going to prefer blander food as a whole. Which still isn't a universal trait (regardless of things like the joke about how all white people love mayonnaise and hate hot sauce in Undercover Brother), but it is an understandable trend.

That being said, if you feel the need to slather every meal you eat in either tons of spices or lots of condiments, then either your taste buds are broken or you're trying to cover up the taste of terrible food - neither of which is something to be proud of.


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deoxxys
06/05/17 10:13:04 PM
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most restaurants make good food with spices and herbs

I think its home-cooking that tends to lack in flavor

I follow recipes and present the dishes to my family occasionally and they think my cooking is the best ever
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AbsoluteDenial
06/05/17 10:14:49 PM
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Zeus posted...
Plus Americans heavily use salt and sugar for seasoning. Many people who visit complain not of blandness, but how sweet everything is.

What else could we possibly need? Like how Mary Poppins once said, a cup full of sugar helps each ounce of food go down... or something like that.
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wwinterj25
06/05/17 10:15:11 PM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
Not every food needs to, but like I said, the food Americans are used to is just unusually bland compared to those of many other countries. Applies to many european cuisines as well.


I would wager that most folk think the UK has the most bland food in the world. Even more so England. I of course disagree but I'm biased so.
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Eat Man
06/05/17 10:22:32 PM
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Everyone thinks their ethnic food growing up is so f****ing delicious that they've deceived entire generations to seek out "authentic cuisine." And then you eat it and it tastes like s*** and you realize their family only made that slop because they were poor growing up and they couldn't get their hands on real food.
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ssj4supervegeta
06/05/17 10:23:37 PM
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cause...the foods not bland. i would argue america has some of the best food, simply cause we take everyone elses food and adding siracha or something to it.
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Dikitain
06/05/17 10:45:18 PM
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Once you stop putting spices in food you start to realize how good it actually is.

Spices are just a way that was used to cover up rotting, spoiled food by making them taste better. Now that we have proper refrigeration it is not needed anymore.

To PO's point, that is why northern climates don't have as many spices, they can just stick a steak in a snowbank to keep it from spoiling.
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Final Fantasy2389
06/05/17 11:00:14 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
You means white people bruh. Don't lump me in with them.

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06/05/17 11:07:02 PM
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Muscles
06/05/17 11:11:57 PM
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>says Americans like bland food
>won't even touch pork

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JanwayDaahl
06/05/17 11:28:12 PM
#34:


Muscles posted...
>says Americans like bland food
>won't even touch pork

Kek


Pork sounds disgusting, even from the perspective of taste. But yeah, american food is bland nonetheless.
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Lil69Leo
06/05/17 11:42:45 PM
#35:


JanwayDaahl posted...
Muscles posted...
>says Americans like bland food
>won't even touch pork

Kek


Pork sounds disgusting, even from the perspective of taste. But yeah, american food is bland nonetheless.


Except it's not and you're completely wrong. So shut the fuck up.
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ParanoidObsessive
06/05/17 11:43:12 PM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
Pork sounds disgusting, even from the perspective of taste.

I'd say "confirmed for shit taste", but, well... you're you.


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JanwayDaahl
06/06/17 11:31:07 AM
#37:


Lil69Leo posted...
JanwayDaahl posted...
Muscles posted...
>says Americans like bland food
>won't even touch pork

Kek


Pork sounds disgusting, even from the perspective of taste. But yeah, american food is bland nonetheless.


Except it's not and you're completely wrong. So shut the fuck up.


So the terrible mods here don't see this as flaming? Lol typical liberal hypocrisy.

Your food sucks, deal with it.
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mastermix3000
06/06/17 11:33:39 AM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
EvilMegas posted...
You means white people bruh. Don't lump me in with them.


Black people eat just as blandly as they do, tbh.


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adjl
06/06/17 12:04:46 PM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
So the terrible mods here don't see this as flaming?

JanwayDaahl posted...
Your food sucks,


Umm...
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Blighboy
06/06/17 12:47:39 PM
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Why do Americans fall for such obvious troll topics regularly?
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SmokeMassTree
06/06/17 12:48:44 PM
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Our food is fresh enough that we don't have to overpower the rotting taste with spices
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SunWuKung420
06/06/17 12:49:14 PM
#42:


Blighboy posted...
Why do Americans fall for such obvious troll topics regularly?


Or better yet, why does an American feel the need to make such an obvious troll account in order to make obvious troll topics that Americans fall for?
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ParanoidObsessive
06/06/17 12:52:11 PM
#43:


Blighboy posted...
Why do Americans fall for such obvious troll topics regularly?

This is PotD. Everyone falls for everything all of the time, forever.


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wwinterj25
06/06/17 12:56:44 PM
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Muscles posted...
>won't even touch pork


That explains a lot. If you know what I mean....
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FellWolf
06/06/17 1:21:44 PM
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I know it's a troll but "American food" covers such a crazy spectrum of food.
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MacrossSpecial
06/06/17 1:27:41 PM
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I'm sure it has already been said, but tons of spices = sodium, sodium = grossly unhealthy.
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Jen0125
06/06/17 1:48:04 PM
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MacrossSpecial posted...
I'm sure it has already been said, but tons of spices = sodium, sodium = grossly unhealthy.


i'm sorry what?

spices don't equal sodium

and sodium is only "grossly unhealthy" for you if you have hypertension or a related disorder
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SunWuKung420
06/06/17 1:52:52 PM
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MacrossSpecial posted...
I'm sure it has already been said, but tons of spices = sodium, sodium = grossly unhealthy.


Sure, but only if you're buying those premixed spices where the first ingredient is salt.
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kukukupo
06/06/17 2:20:25 PM
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Not a fan of spicy foods.

Also - "American food" is such a broad spectrum, and not at all what others might consider it. I laughed my ass off when I was in Europe and the "American" entree was Prawns. I didn't even know WTF they were at the time.
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