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Your Main Event

The Return of the Launching Pad! ft. UCA Tag Team Champion and reigning King of the Board Apollo_Phoenix (Forever May He Reign) and Future Rocks
Future Rocks has impressed in the past week, and have put their names in contention for The Kingdom's Tag Team Championships. I am more than happy to extend them that opportunity at Night of Champions...but it comes with a condition. I'll offer my terms as the current booker, and Future Rocks are welcome to take it or leave it.

Undercard

Beat the Vote Challenge: UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Champion davidponte vs. Sonic the Hedgehog
Beat the Vote Challenge: #1 Contender TheSultanOfSlam vs. Metal Sonic
Tag partners become rivals as Night of Champions approaches. david wants to prove he's not only the best the UCA has to offer, but the best the guys from SSW have ever seen. Tonight, he gets a change to do both! He takes on one of the team members from Modern Warfare who helped SSW/The Kingdom usurp the UCA in the first place. Meanwhile, Sultan takes on Sonic's metal counterpart, with an important stipulation on the line: whoever wins by the largest margin (or loses by the smallest margin) decides whether or not their Title match at Night of Champions will have a special guest referee (TBD by the Kingdom)!

HW Exhibition: StifledSilence vs. Broken Raven
Eruption was known for its great matches between great competitors, such as myself. Hopefully we get this tonight between these two greats, and that Raven doesn't get distracted by that pesky ZeroSig guy rearing his ugly head again!

Melee Mayhem Shenanigans: "Marquess of Queensbury" Champion Eddv & Maniac vs. EmeraldEgg & Master of Taybles Strife
Eddv spits on the Melee Mayhem title, and Emerald has come forward to defend its storied history!...and also to step up from the LW division after some sustained success. Too bad for eddv that I happen to be quite fond of the MM title, so tonight, in preparation of their...singles match...for the title at NoC, eddv and Emerald team up with two Mayhem Masters who appreciate carnage. And to make sure eddv can't ditch his partner...I'm making this a Strap Match!

Taybles, Open Challenges, and Chairs (oh my): DPOblivion vs. IHateThisCPU
DP wants a match at NoC. CPU...does not, but has one! Maybe they can work out a compromise in the ring? Or at least let out their frustrations against each other...in a Chairs match!

Lightweight Title Tourney Quarterfinal: Wigs vs. Boko
Lightweight Title Tourney Quarterfinal: Luster vs. Shad
Stevie, returning with a new edge, and Jedwards have already booked their place in the semifinals. With the vacant LW title on the line at Night of Champions, who joins them in being one step closer to lightweight greatness?
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LONG MAY WE BOOK EASY VOTE FORM
david vs. Sonic
Sultan vs. Metal Sonic
Stifled vs. Broken Raven
Eddv/Maniac vs. Emerald/Strife
DP vs. CPU
Wigs vs. Boko
Luster vs. Shad
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Sonic
Metal Sonic
Broken Raven
Emerald/Strife
DP
Wigs
Luster
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Sonic
Sultan
Stifled
Emerald/Strife
DP
Wigs
Luster
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(SONIC DOESN'T WORK FOR SSW ANYMORE FOR FUCK'S SAKE. I said as such last time! @_@')

Sonic
Metal Sonic
Broken Raven
Emerald/Strife
CPU
Wigs
Shad

...Oi apologise for this, Oblivion, but *sets fist on fire and punches a chair into DP's face* Oi have some anger Oi need to work on.
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david
Sultan
. Broken Raven
Eddv/Maniac
. CPU
Wigs
Shad
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Eruption! As Undisputed Champion! It doesn't get much better, does it?

You know, Sultan's words and my personal quest against the SSW have a lot in common, and they both brought out the same word when I sat there, thinking both about how to respond to him and what the next part of the story that is our upcoming match, and this feud, would be, and that word is thrive.

To thrive, or to flourish, to prosper, to succeed. A word that I'll be the first to admit was overused on our adventure as Tag Team Champions, but nonetheless, a word that rang true during that time, and one that describes a lot of what is currently going on.

Sultan is a great friend, and a great partner, and together, we thrived as a team, in a flourishing tag division, and we succeeded as a team, in a tag division that we helped put on the map. As a team. There's no doubt, I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for the help, and the cheering on from my partner, but to insinuate that my accolades only belong to me because of my partner is, frankly, delusional.

I was a Champion before Sultan and I aligned, and I will continue to be a Champion if there ever came a time where that was no longer the case. I've gone on and on over the last few weeks about my hard work, my dedication, and my readiness to take the steps I've taken to get where I am, and for Sultan to dismiss most of it with a few words must mean that he clearly has the wrong idea here.

Simply Rich was as much Sultan helping David as it was David helping Sultan. Coming out of Epopmania, I was your newly minted Mr. Money in the Bank, whereas Sultan had just suffered a devastating loss. To think that the olive branch was being extended to me in that situation requires some serious mental gymnastics.

A partner is there to support, through thick and thin. Sultan has supported me, and I'm thankful for that, but he is wrong. He is not the reason that I'm the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World. I am. He is not the main man, who propelled me to stardom. I am.

He is not leaving the ring as Undisputed Champion after our battle. I am.
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Now, you might be asking, what does thriving have to do with SSW?

Well, let's go back to the beginning: To thrive, or to flourish, to prosper, to succeed.

All things that the UCA has been doing before the SSW invasion. Also things the UCA has been doing through this invasion, and things it will continue to do after this invasion.

In the grand scheme of things, I am a young superstar in a old company with a storied history. But if there's anything that history has taught me, it's that the UCA is always willing to grow, to change, and to continue running on through any rough patches.

SSW can think all they want that they are doing us a favour here. That they are broadening our horizons, showing us the world, and putting in a good word for us, but they aren't. The UCA has and will continue to succeed without the help of the SSW, and as Undisputed Champion, I'm here to help that happen.

Tonight I have another big match against an apparent SSW superstar (who may or may not even be employed there anymore), and tonight I will once again show the world that the UCA reigns supreme when it comes to talent and champions.

As the Undisputed Champion, I am the ambassador for this company, and I'll be damned if I don't do everything in my power to have us come out on top.
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That might be a new record for words for me.

Also I beat literally Superman, Sonic has nothing on me.
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THERE IS NO THRIVING TEAM DIVISION. There's FOUR. FUCKING. TEAG TEAMS. THERE'RE MAYBE 18 PEOPLE HERE, HALF OF WHOM DON'T DO ANYTHING. THIS IS A STAGNANT POND.

Tell me, look at how many people are here now, and HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE LIKELY TO SIGN UP? There IS. NO. GROWTH POTENTIAL IN THE UCA.

Do you know *why*? Because no one outside of the UCA bubble cares. Tell me, how many people that aren't directly involved with this company takes part in it's activities? How many outside of it? The anwser is none. Because this company does. not. change. It keeps fucking going, and without some outside attention, it's going to die. ...Which actually suits me fine, because if it does, Oi don't have to work in this bog of disappointment and self-delusion anymore. The higher-ups want to help, but you're going to be the death of the company you claim to care about, for the sake of your *own ego*, boy. Now, you sit your ass down, but only after you remove your head from it.
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Considering I've seen about two tag teams and ten members total from SSW, I wouldn't exactly declare it thriving either, if we're apparently basing it on numbers.

Unless your willing to tell me about the dozens of other superstars who can't be half-assed to show up and "help" us, as your higher ups claim they're attempting to do.

And, if that indeed is the case, then this invasion is even more half-baked than I thought. If your roster doesn't care enough to show up, why should I make any attempt to do anything other than defend my company?

So which is it? Do they not exist, or do they not care?

Either way, all I see is my goals furthered.
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david
Sultan
Stifled
Emerald/Strife
DP
Boko
Luster

*Takes hold of the strap and reels Eddv in for a clothesline*

I need to finish this quickly. I can't miss this opportunity while they are distracted.
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Ssw or UCA doesnt matter what it is. I have fought for UCA for years but ill welcome sonic characters and kick their ass too doesnt matter.

The one thing that matters is David and I will be maineventing at Night Of champions and you know i dont let people like CPU bother me never have never will.

David i respect you dont get me wrong but the UCA undisputed championship will be mine. You say strive i say dominate i have been dominate fot years and i will continue to do so.

I am a man with a plan! People dont give me enough credit to realize i am a mastermind in the ring. I may not spell the best or have the best promos ever but i know one thing i am one of the best wrestlers professional wrestling has ever seen and I will be the man on top when i reclaim my UCA Undisputed championship
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david
Sultan
Broken Raven
Eddv/Maniac
CPU
Boko
Shad
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You know *why* I brought up the tag team division? Because we *both* knew that your whole THRIVING tag team division BULLSHIT WAS JUST THAT. Complete, and utter, *bullshit*, to make yourself feel like a bigger in this already tiny pond.

And oh, you wanna know about the rest of the roster? Those that haven't been paying attention to the UCA because they believe this to be a short term attention span project from the higher ups, and are currently working to move up the ranks of an *actual* wrestling organization? The ones that your higher-ups refuse to bring over because they don't want to admit the level of obscurity that you people actually deserve to face?

There's roughly 42 people on the roster at least the last Oi heard, but Oi'm only going to name... 15 more of the people o because *with* that Oi've already made my point. Rick Bruiser, Joe Bruiser, Masked Muscle, Sir Astral, Zylo, Belome, Bob Charlie, Mack the Knife, Hinopio, Cid Highwind, Shy Guy, Sticks, Jazz Jackrabbit and a friend of mine in Luxord. You want to know why they haven't *all* shown up here? Because if they did, NONE OF YOU WOULD HAVE A MATCH ON YOUR OWN SHOW.

You might be noticing that we're missing what you're considering 'big' names on there, Shadow, Knuckles the Echidna... fucking MIGHTY THE ARMADILLO... because we're big, but we aren't even the *biggest* company in the world, and they've moved on to places that're even bigger than us. We're just the *only* other one, major or otherwise, that sees anything in this shithole of a company and it's backwater roster. There're 62 of them, at last count, ALL AROUND THE WORLD, and they range from the Shonen Battleground to fuckin' Survivor Techicos and Rudos. And Oi have a hand in almost *all* of them. ...Except for Survivor and Big Brother, because Oi do have standards. And you wanna know why you didn't know about ANY OF THEM before now? Because you were *all* too entrenched into this dead-end company to even *consider or CARE* about the idea there might be other companies out there.

And you know what they *all* have in common...? None of them have ever heard of this company, OR DO THEY CARE. The SSW is the *only* one that's even *willing* to work with you people, and Oi've been foighting them every step of the way, because Oi'm not a fan of people Oi actually care actually wasting their toime on things and people that aren't worth it. The fact they've been willing to work with you people as much as they have is a testament to the patience they have for misguided arrogance, which Oi don't have. And one or two have been following this little saga that's been going on, and know what the fuckin' POKKEN BATTLE LEAGUE, *that* niche hellhole of it's own? They agree with me about this entire venture being a waste of toime on the scale of NJPW's brief association with Total Nonstop Action wrestling. SSW Is *determined* to make this work, but... *shrugs*
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david
Sultan
Stifled
Eddv/Maniac
CPU
Wigs
Shad
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The resurrection of the Broken Raven is upon us! I have been viciously beaten by the roster, but after jobbing for 3 months, I am back and better than ever! Appropriately enough, my next target is the Silence that is Stifled, the man whose soul I consumed to headline the most E-Popular of Manias!

The sooner I vanquish him, the better! Stifled has been accepting letters written by these blind sheep called fans, all written to that non existent infidel Zero Signal, like he's supposed to return here or something. Let me be perfectly clear with you scum. No one wants to see Zero Signal in a UCA ring ever again. I, The Broken Raven, decide what you tools want!

david
Sultan
Broken Raven
Eddv/Maniac
DP
Wigs
Luster

david
Sultan
Broken Raven
Emerald/Strife
CPU
Wigs
Luster
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David
Sultan
Raven
Emerald/Strife
DP
Wigs
Shad
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David
Sultan
Stifled
Emerald/Strife
Dp
Wigs
Emperor Shad
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David
Metal Sonic
Stifled
Eddv/Maniac
CPU
Wigs
Shad

I worked hard for this title, and I'm not about to give out a free advantage.
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*During Eruption Backstage Fallout, Percival Watson, CPU’s personal assistant is seen frantically talking on the telephone in the locker room area. He begins screaming at whoever is on the other line, walking towards the parking garage. From out of nowhere, Strife slides up behind him with a plastic bag, and begins suffocating Watson, before tying a rope around his neck. Strife knees him in the back, strangling him, and drags him through the parking lot. Percival tries to yell out for help, but Strife throws him into the trunk of a car, and drives off before being seen by anyone*
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*trumpets blare from a royal guard of honor, replacing the usual flashy pyrotechnic display*

*King Apollo walks on a ruby red carpet, waving at his kingdom's denizens and laughing heartily*

WELCOME, PEASANTS AND APOLLOONATICS.....TO. THE. LAAUUUUUUNCHIIIIING PAAAAAD!

As a true main event goes on last, I just had to wait for the other matches to settle down before I made my grand entrance.

First thing's first, what a tie in the Beat the Vote Challenge means is quite simple! The choice is no longer up to either title bout challenger. The choice, of course, is mine! And that choice is....there will be no special guest referee for Night of Champions. The former partners seem evenly matched in this first contest in the lead up to NoC, and therefore no unearned advantages will be incurred. The balance demonstrated so far will be maintained.

Now, what you've all been waiting for, news regarding the Tag Team Title match at Night of Champions....

@eaedwards6400. @XIII_rocks.

You are worthy opponents, to be sure. You've proven that as of late. You didn't prove it at Modern Warfare, mind you, when The Kingdom took down your team with the help of a guy who doesn't want to be here, and a guy who doesn't work for either company involved. But....I admire your moxie. I can tell how much you want a shot at us, how it's eating away at you. You want your revenge, surely. Another chance at your pride and your company. It fires me up inside.

So let's give this fiery rivalry some extra stakes. The Kingdom vs. Future Rocks, Tag Team titles on the line, will be booked for Night of Champions....on the condition that a Kingdom victory at Night of Champions will, post-MW booking period, abolish King of the Board. A tournament among never-champions can still be held to determine a #1 contender for the HW title, that's all well and good...but they won't be recognized as King. They'll never be King.

I am the greatest King of all time, and my reign WILL last forever. I am the only King, the divine King. And with a victory pre-determined in the stars, I will guarantee that no matter who the future booking team is, that putrid, impending attempt at MY title will be history.

So...what'll it be? Will we need to look for some new contenders next week?

And remember, The Kingdom has power and some numbers...don't make this promise lightly, because we WILL hold you to it.
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