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You know *why* I brought up the tag team division? Because we *both* knew that your whole THRIVING tag team division BULLSHIT WAS JUST THAT. Complete, and utter, *bullshit*, to make yourself feel like a bigger in this already tiny pond.

And oh, you wanna know about the rest of the roster? Those that haven't been paying attention to the UCA because they believe this to be a short term attention span project from the higher ups, and are currently working to move up the ranks of an *actual* wrestling organization? The ones that your higher-ups refuse to bring over because they don't want to admit the level of obscurity that you people actually deserve to face?

There's roughly 42 people on the roster at least the last Oi heard, but Oi'm only going to name... 15 more of the people o because *with* that Oi've already made my point. Rick Bruiser, Joe Bruiser, Masked Muscle, Sir Astral, Zylo, Belome, Bob Charlie, Mack the Knife, Hinopio, Cid Highwind, Shy Guy, Sticks, Jazz Jackrabbit and a friend of mine in Luxord. You want to know why they haven't *all* shown up here? Because if they did, NONE OF YOU WOULD HAVE A MATCH ON YOUR OWN SHOW.

You might be noticing that we're missing what you're considering 'big' names on there, Shadow, Knuckles the Echidna... fucking MIGHTY THE ARMADILLO... because we're big, but we aren't even the *biggest* company in the world, and they've moved on to places that're even bigger than us. We're just the *only* other one, major or otherwise, that sees anything in this shithole of a company and it's backwater roster. There're 62 of them, at last count, ALL AROUND THE WORLD, and they range from the Shonen Battleground to fuckin' Survivor Techicos and Rudos. And Oi have a hand in almost *all* of them. ...Except for Survivor and Big Brother, because Oi do have standards. And you wanna know why you didn't know about ANY OF THEM before now? Because you were *all* too entrenched into this dead-end company to even *consider or CARE* about the idea there might be other companies out there.

And you know what they *all* have in common...? None of them have ever heard of this company, OR DO THEY CARE. The SSW is the *only* one that's even *willing* to work with you people, and Oi've been foighting them every step of the way, because Oi'm not a fan of people Oi actually care actually wasting their toime on things and people that aren't worth it. The fact they've been willing to work with you people as much as they have is a testament to the patience they have for misguided arrogance, which Oi don't have. And one or two have been following this little saga that's been going on, and know what the fuckin' POKKEN BATTLE LEAGUE, *that* niche hellhole of it's own? They agree with me about this entire venture being a waste of toime on the scale of NJPW's brief association with Total Nonstop Action wrestling. SSW Is *determined* to make this work, but... *shrugs*
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
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