Board 8 > Mercenaries 4 Mafia Topic 1: Stockholm Syndrome Simulator 2017

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greengravy294
04/03/17 2:11:52 PM
#1:


DO NOT POST YET!

RULES
GENERAL
0. Don't be an ass-hat. I WILL modkill. Do not test me.
1. Mafia is fundamentally a game of the uninformed majority (the TOWN), against the informed minority (the MAFIA/SCUM). It is the town's job to eradicate the mafia completely, and the mafia's job to survive to a point where numbers are such that they cannot lose.
2. The town eliminates the mafia via lynches, which occur once a day. Everyone gets one vote which they may place on whoever they feel is scum. Whoever receives the most votes is 'lynched' and removed from the game.
3. During the night phase, the mafia gets it's chance to even the numbers slightly by killing one townie, removing them from the game. All power roles (under most circumstances) also get to perform their actions.
4. The game ends when one faction meets its victory condition. A player will win, even if they are dead, so long as their alignment triumphs.
5. Do what the host says. The host shouldn't ask you to break a rule, but if he says to do something that violates something else, do it. Feel free to take it up with him in private beforehand, but do it.

VOTING
1. You vote in the format '##Vote: Player', in bold. You can remove your vote by posting '##Unvote', also in bold. You can also choose to '##Vote: No Lynch'
2. The lynch is decided on a plurality system. Once one player receives votes from most of the playership left in the game, the day immediately ends, and that player is lynched. Failing that, every day has a time limit of 48 hours. The player in the lead at that point will be lynched.2a. If there are an even number of players alive, No Lynch only requires half of the players to vote for it. Everything else requires an actual majority.
3. In the event that two or more players are tied in votes at the end of the day, sudden death will occur. A thirty minute extension will begin once indicated by the host, and only the tied players may be voted for. The moment one player emerges as the vote leader, the day immediately ends, and they will be lynched. If there is no change after thirty minutes, the day will end with No Lynch.
3a. In a tie between No Lynch and a player (or players), No Lynch automatically wins, with no tiebreaker.

ROLES
1. Before the game begins, you will receive your role from the host. This will contain your flavor name/character, your alignment, and your role, as well as some flavor text explaining your character and role. As bad as said flavor text is, I worked hard on it!
2. You must keep this role to yourself. Sharing it with anyone else within or outside of the topic will lead to your immediate modkill, as well as possibly anyone who sees it.
3. You may choose to reveal your role in-game, but you must paraphrase anything that isn't your flavor name, alignment, and role (i.e. the flavor text that came with your role - You can discuss this, but you must paraphrase it). Incidentally, if there are any other communications with me that you wish to reference for whatever reason, you must paraphrase those as well.
4. The Town win condition is You win when all threats to Town are eliminated. Good luck
5. The standard anti-town win condition is You win when all threats to your faction are eliminated, or such a thing becomes inevitable. Good luck


DO NOT POST YET!
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greengravy294
04/03/17 2:12:05 PM
#2:


ETIQUETTE
1. An above-average level of activity is expected in this game. You are not expected to post for the whole 48 hours, but you are expected to keep up to speed with the topic. Posting only a handful of times a day is not an acceptable level of activity. If you expect to be unavoidably absent for a short period (less than 24 hours) at any point in the game, inform the host in advance. Good activity is critical to a good game of mafia
2. Play to win. There is no such thing as being in an unwinnable position in mafia, however hopeless it may seem (This is a lie, seeing as I've been in one, but I expect you all to play as if it's true). If you are patently not trying, and/or sabotaging your faction, you will be on grounds for a modkill.
3. You are forbidden from talking to another player about the game outside the topic, unless you have a special board, or permission from the host to do so. You are forbidden from posting in the topic during the night phase. You are forbidden from editing or deleting posts. This includes players who have been eliminated from the game, and I would appreciate if spectators would do the same.
4. Do not post/pass on messages or pictures from another player into the topic. Do not post audio clips into the topic.
5. Remember to check your messages before posting in each new day, even if you are not expecting correspondence from the host. There may be something you need to be aware of before posting.
6. Metagaming is not only allowed, but encouraged. So go for it. I find it hilarious, especially when done badly. Which it probably will, since it's Board 8 playing mafia.
7. Do not attempt to bet, or stake a claim on outside forces during the game i.e. do not 'swear on your mother's life' that you are telling the truth or threaten 'to quit mafia' if something doesn't go the way you want it to. This will result in a swift modkill, as soon as it's brought to my attention. Even if the player in question is not town.
8. Play nice. Deliberate intimidation, harassment or verbal abuse of another player in a malicious and uncalled for fashion may lead to a modkill. Mafia is a game first and foremost, and while your own fun should be priority #1, everybody else's should be priority #1a.
8a. No warnings and no mercy for anything I deem across the line on the above rule. Consider this your only warning
9. Do what the Host says.
10. If I forgot an obvious rule, too bad, don't break it, etc. I reserve the right to modify these rules within reason if I forgot a rule or something similar.

OTHER NOTES
1. I may or may not write flavor for fakeclaiming with. Ask me if you want it. The sooner you ask, the more likely you are to get it before you urgently need it.
2. Don't discuss spoilers. They probably exist in your role PMs. But discussing them is exceedingly pointless and may spoil somebody on a book/show they've yet to read or are currently reading.
3. Do not talk about the game with anyone (Except me - I'll listen to what you have to say even if I don't say anything back) even after you die. This is stated in the normal rules, but it bears special mention again.4. This was said above, but Mafia is a game. You all signed up to play a game, not serve in the armed forces. Any unsportsmanlike behavior will not be tolerated. Have fun and don't go out of your way to hinder somebody else's fun. I hate that in games.
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Bossman_Coolguy
04/03/17 2:13:06 PM
#3:


DO NOT POST. THE GAME HAS NOT STARTED.

DO NOT POST. THE GAME HAS NOT STARTED.

DO NOT POST. THE GAME HAS NOT STARTED.

DO NOT POST. THE GAME HAS NOT STARTED.

DO NOT POST. THE GAME HAS not STARTED.

DO NOT POST. THE GAME HAS NOT STARTED.

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greengravy294
04/03/17 2:17:24 PM
#4:


Okay so I have work tonight. When the game is ready to go I will post, in bold of course, that the game has began. I will be doing this at work, so nothing fancy -- it will just be a general message that the game has begun.

I also do need a replace, so PM me if interested.

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Arti
04/03/17 4:59:16 PM
#5:


I'm posting to annoy gravy
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greengravy294
04/03/17 6:28:19 PM
#6:


ALIVE

1. Ben
2. VI
3. Ulti
4. IfGodCouldDie
5. JohnBobb
6. Death (replaced JC)
7. Kanz
8. Oddity
9. Tony
10. Eaed
11. Corrik
12. Scare
13. Jaded_Eye
14. Mzero
15. Chris
16. Shad
17. Lopen
18. Leo

It is now Day 1. With 18 alive it takes 10 to lynch. Deadline is Wednesday April 5th at 11pm.
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bng_mmmk
04/03/17 6:29:27 PM
#7:


tag
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Leo3L
04/03/17 6:29:53 PM
#8:


What are the haps my peeps?
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greengravy294
04/03/17 6:31:10 PM
#9:


Also if someone wants to cohost let me know I need a votals slave
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Luis_Sera89
04/03/17 6:32:10 PM
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htaeD
04/03/17 6:33:51 PM
#11:


be glad I am almost done with Zelda's maingame

sup all
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VeryInsane
04/03/17 6:35:03 PM
#12:


Guys I dunno if the game has began

has the game began
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benjamin3740
04/03/17 6:36:29 PM
#13:


Htaed WHO did you replace and are they mafia?

You should claim.

But yeah more importantly, who are you?
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benjamin3740
04/03/17 6:37:25 PM
#15:


Oh I see you in the list now. It said Death -.- never mind
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htaeD
04/03/17 6:38:23 PM
#16:


JC
it says so right in the posts above you
and no he wasnt Mafia
and no 'all replacements should claim' rule does not apply to me here and now
so there
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htaeD
04/03/17 6:39:06 PM
#17:


UltimaterializerX posted...
I'm Sir Chris, so if people get personal and mislynch me for no reason other than "it's Ulti" this game will get very entertaining =)


oh we're doing a mass flavor claim?
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VeryInsane
04/03/17 6:40:21 PM
#18:


UltimaterializerX posted...
I'm Sir Chris, so if people get personal and mislynch me for no reason other than "it's Ulti" this game will get very entertaining =)


You da bomb Ulti

but if you bring up anything personal I might lynch you anyway
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benjamin3740
04/03/17 6:40:49 PM
#19:


Well I'm Pjbasis and I'm Miller
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htaeD
04/03/17 6:46:57 PM
#20:


knowing nothing of Mercenaries
could a flavor claim even tell that much about roles?
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VeryInsane
04/03/17 6:48:06 PM
#21:


I mean given how Ulti talked it's pretty obvious what he's hinting at
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htaeD
04/03/17 6:49:20 PM
#22:


well Ulti flavors always come with large grains of salt
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Leo3L
04/03/17 6:51:13 PM
#23:


VeryInsane posted...
UltimaterializerX posted...
I'm Sir Chris, so if people get personal and mislynch me for no reason other than "it's Ulti" this game will get very entertaining =)


You da bomb Ulti

but if you bring up anything personal I might lynch you anyway


So, religion's for fools, eh?

Fools and liberals.
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VeryInsane
04/03/17 6:52:31 PM
#24:


Leo it's not even April Fools anymore you don't need to make a joke about it
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benjamin3740
04/03/17 6:52:53 PM
#25:


Technically a large grain of salt would mean it's more believable. I'm assuming the phrase is referring to a grain of salt because it's small. And you just made it bigger!
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Leo3L
04/03/17 6:53:16 PM
#26:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFs_4MCkvFk


Clone High is so good, though.
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htaeD
04/03/17 6:56:36 PM
#27:


benjamin3740 posted...
Technically a large grain of salt would mean it's more believable. I'm assuming the phrase is referring to a grain of salt because it's small. And you just made it bigger!


my hubris!
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IfGodCouldDie
04/03/17 6:57:33 PM
#28:


##Vote:IfGodCouldDie

Oops... I mean...

##Unvote
##Vote:Lopen


Give me a reason to unvote.
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VeryInsane
04/03/17 6:58:17 PM
#29:


Hey IGCD did you look at your role PM this time
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Leo3L
04/03/17 7:02:26 PM
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I started reading mine but it talked about Mercs so my eyes glazed over and I stopped
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htaeD
04/03/17 7:02:45 PM
#32:


VeryInsane posted...
Hey IGCD did you look at your role PM this time


that doesnt seem very topical anymore
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VeryInsane
04/03/17 7:03:52 PM
#33:


I can still make joke

But serious death... scum death?

:O
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Leo3L
04/03/17 7:04:31 PM
#35:


VeryInsane posted...
I can still make joke

But serious death... scum death?

:O


The.....Joker?!?!?
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VeryInsane
04/03/17 7:05:13 PM
#37:


Nope
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DoomTheGyarados
04/03/17 7:05:22 PM
#38:


I uh, honestly expected 'Sir Chris' to be scum so I am a bit confused by Ulti's claim.
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KanzarisKelshen
04/03/17 7:06:39 PM
#39:


hello beautiful people

how are you on this fine evening
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IfGodCouldDie
04/03/17 7:08:56 PM
#40:


VeryInsane posted...
Hey IGCD did you look at your role PM this time

Well, I do not believe that is any of your god damn business, good sir.
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htaeD
04/03/17 7:09:27 PM
#41:


VeryInsane posted...
I can still make joke

But serious death... scum death?

:O


the joke wasnt very good!

but joke away, page 1 after all
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Leo3L
04/03/17 7:13:26 PM
#43:


KanzarisKelshen posted...
hello beautiful people

how are you on this fine evening


I'm just killing time until Persona 5.

You?
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Lopen
04/03/17 7:15:52 PM
#45:


IGCD you should unvote me because if I'm town I'm pretty good at finding scum but I'm generally not as good at it till we have more information on the board. I'm more of an evidence over reads kinda guy and as much fun as #NOLYNCH or whatever other fad we do to kill the first 47 hours of day 1 there ain't usually a ton there without end of day vote context.

Just wait till day 2, or day 3. Or day 5 man I'll shred so strong on day 5. Let's just never lynch me ever in fact. Very pro town play.

While we're on that note let's just all take a break until like 4 hours before deadline and everyone's scrambling-- I don't want to have to read that much to digest the day and b8 towns always get tuckered out after day 1 anyway. I think we should just pace ourselves, ya know, instead of talking about what we had for lunch or whatever. Then when day 2 hits we make that the new day 1. With less talking about lunch and more talking about lynch.
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Lopen
04/03/17 7:16:33 PM
#46:


BTW I'm a part timer taking time from the young talent.
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Oddity
04/03/17 7:16:40 PM
#47:


Checking in. Just FYI I have no idea about the flavor... so Chris... where are you, friend? Ulti I have a for serious real question for you. Are you scum?
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Oddity
04/03/17 7:18:06 PM
#49:


Well... I don't like that attitude, Lopen. Discussion helps town.

##Vote: Lopen

Honestly, I'm not sure if it's scummy, you just kind of strike me as a jerk. But it's a worth vote nonetheless :P
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Oddity
04/03/17 7:18:29 PM
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a worthy*
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