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To the NintenManiac:

I have a shotgun, designed specfically for taking care of... vermin such as yourself. Visit SSW at your own peril.

Best wishes, Percival Watson.

P.S. ...I have been asked not to open fire by our client, but he does have a plan if you do arrive here.
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Tomorrow is my birthday and I'm busy all day. Someone is free to post LL day 1 if they wish though

XIII_rocks posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIgAx7G6ls

It is time for the LETHAL LOTTERY DRAW!

A reminder of the rules of Lethal Lottery. On Day 1, we will see a series of matches consisting of RANDOM TAG-TEAMS! The winners of these teams will then advance to Day 2, where a Battle Royal will be held. The winner of that Battle Royal will become the new number one contender to the Undisputed Championship!

To give us 24 men in the draw, I have re-added prof and Nick to the roster for the purposes of this.

Jester Shad and Undisputed Champ DP are excluded, though Tom is free to include Shad in a jesterdom match on Combat. If he does, Shad will take the place of whoever the new jester is in the draw.

Without further ado, here are the teams!

Maniac/Solio vs. Machete/Luster
Nee/Stifled vs. Sultan/david
eaed/Wigs vs. CPU/Boko
Strife/Emerald vs. Apollo/XIII
eddv/Raven vs. gravy/Stevie
GTM/Tom vs. prof/Nick

The first of many highlights here is the combination of Sultan and david being randomly chosen, our tag champs sticking together even amid the violent, surging sea of the RNG. The EXPLOSION of Apollo and Strife is also very notable, especially since Apollo will have to team up with me. And lastly, eddv/Raven team together even as they continue to be at each other's throats. Which of these men will become the new number 1 contender?!

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XIII_rocks posted...

Now, it's time to move on from RNG DECIDES and on to XIII DECIDES!

Because I have made some decisions about Lethal Lottery.

Firstly, the LW title. This is by far the simplest issue to resolve. @Solioxrz362 will get a rematch with @Emeraldegg and a chance to win back the title on Lethal Lottery Day 2!

Next, @Eddv is the MELEE number 1 contender, but as you'll see, that scene is somewhat complicated. He will instead face @BrokenRaven on Day 2 to both settle the issue and challenge for the MASTER OF TAYBLES title.

Now, this is where things get complicated.

The MELEE MAYHEM title. I have had enough with CPU and his little European tour. This company, that title, and myself all deserve more respect. So here is what I am thinking.

At Epopmania, eaed beat Maniac. At Pandemonium, they tied as CPU took a shock victory. And at MOUNTAIN OF MAYHEM, it was @Maniac64 who defeated @eaedwards6400. These two are 1-1...but neither are the true MELEE MAYHEM Champion. There remains the issue of @IhatethisCPU and his absentee championship, his pathetic abandonment of the title last month.

So.

On Day 1 of Lethal Lottery, Maniac will defend the championship against eaedwards one more time. This rivalry over the MELEE MAYHEM title must come to an end one way or another, and they will settle that issue on Day 1.

Then, on Day 2, the winner of that match will face IHateThisCPU to crown the Undisputed MELEE MAYHEM Champion! This complicated and controversial MELEEge á Trois will come to an end at Lethal Lottery. So tune in! CPU, you can selfishly abandon Boko on Day 1 if you wish, but if you do not show up for Day 2, you will be fired.

Now, on to the Undisputed Championship.

It's not a dissimilar situation. I have decided that Stifled and DP, in terms of total votes, are 1-1 in title matches. For me, there is still an element of doubt as to who is the better man. With Lethal Lottery all set to crown a brand new number one contender (unless Stifled were to somehow win again), these two will once again face off. They will settle their dispute, once and for all. Because for the first time in four years, UCA will bear witness to the LETHAL IRONMAN MATCH!

Yes, that's right! The stipulation used to settle the legendary eaed/War feud of 2012 and the XIII/Nick feud of 2013 will once again find its way onto UCA programming. The match will take place over both days of Lethal Lottery. First to five votes wins a fall, and then everybody can vote again. The match will conclude after 48 hours - and the man with the most falls wins!

On Combat, I would like to invite both @StifledSilence and @DpObliVion to a special contract signing to make this match official.

To sum up, then:

Day 1 - all the tag matches, the beginning of DP vs. Stifled, and Maniac vs. eaed.

Day 2 - the Lethal Lottery battle royal, the conclusion of DP vs. Stifled, the winner of Maniac/eaed vs. CPU for the MELEE title, eddv vs. Raven, Solio vs. EmeraldEgg, tag title match (to be decided tonight).

Lethal Lottery will be an unbelievable show! Make sure you're there for it!

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And that tag title match on day 2 is simply rich vs Tom and apollo
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*plans schedule to fly to Europe and get back for Night 1*
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So the King and I fight two days in a row? So be it. I'll be content in the knowledge that on the plus side, I get to deliver to XIII a birthday beating. We held fast against the Empire's feeble attempts. Lethal Lottery will do little to stop us from marching through UCA's "THRIVING" tag team division one by one. Simply Rich won't have any opponents left EXCEPT a second unfortunate encounter. .

That is if you slip past an administrator's clutches. Should Tom and His Majesty take their places as rulers, what would I do? As Raven found out, the same thing I do every night: try to take over the world. A world left devoid of weaklings I pick off one by one.

Whether my fate is at His Majesty's side or my own choosing, it means bad things for everyone else.
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In two dayz it will be over between us Raven

Either i will break you into 4 pieces and kick you into the abyss and take our flock for myself.

Or nothing. Because there is no other possible result. This has gone on too long Broken One. The time has long passed for you to bend the knee.
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Oh wait, LL is tomorrow? Oh no, this is no good. Why would you do this on your birthday?!
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I'm creating the LL template. The card should be up by 10-10:15 or so. I haven't done a card in a while, so formatting will take time.
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LETHAL LOTTERY DAY 1 GO GO GO!
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75266560
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Lethal Lottery Day 1 Results

DP – 1 fall
Stifled – 2 falls

Stifled takes a small lead into Day 2.
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Eaed – R1: 7 (1 knockdown; 1 takedown), R2: 2, R3: 3, R4: 1, R5: 1 – 10-9-10-10-10 - 49
Maniac – R1: 3, R2: 3, R3: 2, R4: 0, R5: 1 – 8-10-9-9-10 - 46

Eaed's work in Round 1 was enough to hold off Maniac in order to take the Interim MELEE MAYHEM Championship by Unanimous Decision. He will face CPU for the true crown on Day 2.
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Maniac/Solio – 10
Machete/Luster – 4
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Nee/Stifled – 3
Sultan/David – 11
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Eaed/Wigs – 12
CPU/Boko – 3
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Strife/Emerald – 6
Apollo/XIII – 9
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Eddv/Raven – 12
Gravy/Stevie – 3
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GTM/Tom – 13
Prof/Nick – 3

Battle Royal Participants

Maniac
Solio
Sultan
David
Eaed
Wigs
Apollo
XIII
Eddv
Raven
GTM
Tom

Hope that's enough. I'm exhausted. I'll focus on being in His Majesty's corner.
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Sweet. Thanks
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It's a shame I was beaten by Apollo XIII. I will focus on my duties as His Majesty's Beast and patrol ringside during Day 2.

BUT BEFORE THAT HAPPENS!

I talked about "shame." It's a shame I wasn't able to do my best. Despite my efforts, some opponents are too much to handle alone. This is why Apollo and I have been at each other's side for years. The same cannot be said for my "partner" last night. Emerald, you shiny, round piece of shit. I would like you to explain yourself to me and all these people. I was quite pleased to have you as a partner. At least, I thought I did. You have tons of momentum, and you have the B8UCA LW Championship around your waist. All signs pointed to a hard contest between four great talents.

Where in the hell were you? Where do you get off ditching me in a match with world title implications? It stands to reason the only reason the match was close was because I am who I am...not you.

But, I'm willing to be nice for once in my life. Maybe you got caught in a snowstorm. Maybe you have an illness. Maybe you're so focused on the LW title that you needed all that time to prepare. Perhaps it was payback for scuffles with His Majesty last month. Whatever the reason, I suggest you show up before Day 2 and give me a good excuse. If I don't like it, I feel it is only fair I "introduce" myself to you more forcefully.
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Fiancee is no feel good, my apologies
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Fair enough.

*Heads back up the ramp while hurling security staff*
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To The General UCA Viewing Audience

With the Maniac's failure, our client no longer has any reason to want to return to the UCA to defend this belt. He will not be attending the event, and welcomes his pending contractual obligations no longer mattering so he can wholly devote his time to helping out with our efforts to improve our brand's reputation.

However.

Super Sonic Wrasslin' has decided that the B8UCA can no longer be trusted to serve it's own best interests with it's entirely listening to it's fans whims, and after the event you call Lethal Lottery has ended, we will be coming for everything you own. You will be continuing to hear from us shortly.

Yours truely, Percival Watson

P.S. We are truly sorry to hear about your fiancee's feeling under the weather, Mr Egg, and hope she feels better soon.
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Oh don't worry, I'll be back soon enough. It was just bad luck that this happened during one of the biggest tournaments of the year, but I'll be sure to repay this loss. I'm not stopping at the LW title.
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75270979
LETHAL LOTTERY DAY 2 BABY
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minutes ago on Leyhal Lottery

muddersmilk posted...

TheSultanOfSlam posted...
Or if you want ill take away that exacto glove form above eliminate maniac now and use exacto glove now to eliminate Apollo either way

Apollo is gone

Sultan eliminated by maniac

Let's go with that lol.


The image of me pulling you when over the rope when you eliminate me only for you to use an exacto glove to grab Apollo and force him out with us so David wins is a really funny ending.

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This was a quick cycle and I way behind on my spreadsheet. So I will probably get it tomorrow.
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Lethal Lottery Day 2 Results

Stifled – 3 falls
DP – 4 falls – And STILL UNDISPUTED B8UCA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

It came down to overtime. Both combatants needed every shred of power possible to survive. In the end, Stifled could not dethrone the undisputed #1 man in UCA. His opponent at Modern Warfare shall be…
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Davidponte won the #1 Contenders Lethal Lottery Battle Royal

Pulling a Darren Young, David watched as Apollo, Sultan, and Maniac all eliminated themselves. If a strategy works, who am I to argue? David gets DP and Modern Warfare, with the MITB Briefcase in his back pocket.
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Solio - 5
EmeraldEgg – 8 - And STILL B8UCA LW CHAMPION!

Having a fiancé under the weather didn’t stop Emerald from bringing his A-game in this title defense.
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Eddv is the NEW B8UCA MASTER OF TAYBLES!

CPU showed up after being shot out of a cannon (or something). By doing so, he knocked into Raven, careening off the top rope. Eddv caught him on the way down, leading to a Broken tayble, a broken title reign, and it appears a broken personality. I think. LOTS OF CRAZY SHIT THAT’S ALL I KNOW!
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CPU – 5 – And STILL B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM CHAMPION!
Eaed – 4

His entrance not only sealed Raven’s fate, but Eaed’s as well. Sultan’s late sneaky vote came after he already voted for eaed normally, meaning it did not count.
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Tom/Apollo – 7 – And NEW B8UCA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Sultan/david – 6

His Majesty needed a second chance and a second partner, but he achieved his goal of getting back on the UCA Throne.
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There is much to talk about here. I'm beaten, and bruised, and your new #1 Contender to the Undiputed Championship, and yet, I've failed in my goals that I set for myself at the beginning of the weekend.

I said I was ready, and while that showed with my Battle Royal victory, I clearly wasn't ready enough.

This isn't over though. Yes, I am your #1 Contender, and yes, I will become your new Undisputed Champion after I defeat Dp, but I'll get to that later.

Sultan and I were robbed. I'm not going to let this go just because I've been given an opportunity to prove I deserve the top prize.

Both Sultan and myself have worked harder than everyone to rise to the top of this THRIVING Tag division, and as your Tag Team Champions, we continued to work hard as we soundly defeated everyone who stood in our way. We were model champions, and we will not fade into irrelevancy because of one loss.

We've beaten Tom. We've beaten Apollo. We've beaten teams with more "chemistry", and somehow, we lose to a random partnership.

But, we live and die by the sword, so there will be no excuses. Just as I became your #1 Contender due to the rules of Lethal Lottery, I lost my Tag Titles because of those same stipulations. I could say that participating in multiple matches over the weekend caused us to lose focus, but we should have been more prepared.

I assure you, though, that next time, we will be.
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As for Dp, you better believe I'm coming for your title.

This isn't the first time I've come this close to finally achieving my dream of acquiring top gold in the UCA, and this isn't the first time that I've had to get in the ring with Dp to achieve that dream.

You're sadly mistaken if you think that I'm even close to the same person that I was all those months ago. I was inexperienced, immature, and frankly, not ready. My ego was the size of the moon and I came into a fight unprepared, thinking that I could prevail based on skill and bravado alone. I was wrong, and both Dp and Shad humbled me. At the time, I didn't see it, but now, I'm glad for the experience I gained, and especially glad that I've worked hard enough to prove that I deserve another chance to change that result.

I've been through quite a bit in my time here. A near record breaking LW Title run, MELEE Mayhem Champion, Epopmania winner, your Mr. Money in the Bank, and Tag Champion, which I'm especially proud of.

I will complete the circle and become your Undisputed Champion. Dp is one of the greatest champions I have ever seen, and I have nothing but respect for his historic title run. It's why I'm excited to respectfully take that title off his hands and rise to the very top of the UCA.

I look forward to this battle, Dp, and I hope you're prepared for the fight of your life.
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Is DP coming up any record breaking streaks?
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Wow. Stifled, I must say....you have been a worthy opponent. Three times you pushed me to the brink, and when it looked like you were finally dead in this third attempt, you fought back with a Herculean effort like I'd never seen before and nearly took it from me. I respect the effort greatly and I applaud you. Someday you'll get another chance -- I may or may not still be the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion then -- and you will win.

As for now, I turn my attention to david, a young superstar who I see a lot of myself in. I've laid out the challenge to him, and I know he's going to come at me with everything he's got. I have to focus now on continuing to be even better. I'm not yet ready to give up this title.
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AHEM!

I apologize. I have been quite a busy man, whether as a scribe for UCA votes, in the ring as a Beast, or here now as His Majesty's Hand. His Majesty quickly left the arena after Lethal Lottery. Before I take my own well deserved rest, He asked me to inform the pathetic UCA masses thus.

His dominance over UCA takes many forms. While it is true some "people" would like to claim otherwise for their own selfish reasons, one would be hard pressed to find anyone with as consistent a resume as our current King. Some of you even dared to get in His way. Sultan threw out a special little trick to enable his patsy to take on DP. It mattered little. His Majesty and Tom dethroned "Simply Bitches" to earn the B8UCA Tag Team Championships.

Would I have preferred to win instead of Tom? Yes. That said, jealousy has no place when you know the benefits I have seen. I get to stand at the side of the greatest King in UCA history. both in battle and diplomatic affairs. I have said nothing but the truth since day one: that the King is the Law all UCA must adhere to. Accept this way of life, before you end up like David and Sultan: exhausted, beaten, broken, and searching for excuses. Perhaps the next team in the THRIVING Tag Team Division will have better luck than you.

Long May They Reign!
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Oh shit simply bitches thats a good one
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Yes it was. Now if you'll excuse me. Lethal Lottery wore me out. I love UCA, but even I have my limits.

*takes leave*
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If Apollo wants to come out here and address his win, he's more than welcome to.

No excuses were made on our end. We lost a single match, and lost our Titles.

Other than that, my quarrel is with Tom and Apollo, not some lackey, and I have bigger things to focus on than getting into a battle of words with someone other than my opponents.
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To the UCA Viewing Audience:

Those of us here in the SSW Legal team have no idea what that... that was, but we assure you that our client is still here in the Super Sonic Wrasslin' organization, in a safe place. We are not sure what that scrap heap was, but he does speak true.

There is a force on it's way. prepare yourselves.

Much love, Pervival Watson.

P.S. We are not paying for the ring repairs.


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The Titantron flares to life, and an EXTREMELY CROSS, unburnt cyborg with a thick accent is staring straight down the barrel into the camera. An extremely comfy couch, king-sized bed with what look like *absurdly* comfortable blankets and pillows, although the mattress and floor seem to be sopping wet.Some cords can be seen at the base of the camera, one or two controllers, multiple packages of Morinaga Hi-Chews ("If you didn't have Hi-Chews, you didn't have a childhood") and three 24 packs of Dr. Pepper. And there's a female voice off to the right that is laughing her ass off.

"HOW. THE THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK FUCK. AM OI STILL THE MOTHER FUCKING MELEE FUCKING MAYHEM CHAMPION!?" The laughter intensifies. "SAL I KNOW YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS! WHAT THE F-"

"MECHA!"

"...You wot."

"MECHA. Your new double we had Bunnie make."

"...You WOT."

"Well, we couldn't have you lose the title by getting fired, that would be unsporting! And there's that new match you secretly devised for-"

*Cyborg stares*

"Ah, right, you wanted that to be a surprise for your friend!"

*STRONGER CYBORG STARES*

*Laughter in cyborg face* "Anyhow, that was MECHA, your new UCA match double. You can't be in two places at once, and frankly we worked too hard on it and prepared too long to integrate the UCA into our-"

*confused cyborg stares*

"...You didn't know, right. ...Well, they'll find out tomorrow, and I'll update you when this is done, dear." *A paw comes into frame and pats a cyborg on the head.* "Continue."

"...Well... a...pparently OI... am still the champion... somehow...and..."

*After being at a loss for words for a moment or two...*

"...AND THAT MEANS WE'VE UNSETTLED BUSINESS, MANIAC! OI DUN KNOW WHAT MY EMPLOYERS HAVE PLANNED YET, BUT OI AM GOING TO FOIGHT YOU. OI DUNNO WHEN BUT IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!"

"Possibly sooner than he thinks!"

"...Wait wo-"

"This segment is now over!"

*Is pulled out of the frame by the ear* "OW OW OW WOT ARE-"

*There is furious whispering coming from off-camera for a few minutes, then a confused Londoner leans back into frame.*

"...Oi... guess there'll be an update tomorrow. ...Once Oi know what's going on..."

*The camera turns off but the last words heard are:

"Why do OI even have a signal in here if OI'm not supposed to broadcast to-"
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ouch
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*clap clap clap clap*

Congratulations David.

You see with out me David might not have won.
Strife dared to make statements about David and i as a tag team.

My move in the battle royal was a unselfish move i made sure that it was David or i walking put of Lethal Lottery I eliminated several people including myself in a way.

David we lost the titles and i dont blame you 3 matches in 2 day takes a tool on you. Its alright we made the tag division great again we kept our promises. You go after Dp and you win i will be right here. We will always be a unit.

We get a rematch awesome if we dont thsts okay too.. for now you take out Dp and ill find something to do
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Couldn't have done it without you Sultan, but you deserve recognition for your hard work, and deserve to be one-half of the Tag Team Champions.
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*Maniac comes out decked out in Sonic Merch*

That's right CPU. You aren't done with me!

I told you I wasn't going to let you escape. I may have lost to eaed, but that was only because my attention was split between the match and making deals with SSW.

I did what I needed to do to get you back here. I promised them the chance to set whatever match they wanted between you and me. Using all my powers as Director of Fun to make it happen. I don't even care what stupid Sonic gimmick match they create for us to face off in! I've done so many match types I know I can beat you in any kind of match their little minds can imagine.

I even promised them that I would wear all this Sonic merchandise at all times outside of matches until whenever we can make this happen.

I am glad to hear you are done running CPU. Its time we get the chance to finish this once and for all.
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I hate to go all Miz but XIII this is atrocious! They man is using Cyclops and pyrotechnics and all kinds of cheap tricks to defeat me! I demand vindication and to be treated like the champion that I truly deserve! CPU SHOULD NOT BE CHAMPION!! I DEMAND SATISFACTION! THIS IS NOT FUN!
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I do feel very threatened by this Super Sonic Wrestling thing

They've got some pretty spectacular special effects going there
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Seriously, when they want to sub in for someone who isn't around they use a robot replica.

We use a guy in a mask made to look like the other person.
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This is outrageous! Sonic merchandise and separate companies have you lost your mind, Maniac? Are you indeed a maniac?
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This is how determined I am to get back that belt!

There is no length I will not go.
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Maniac and eaed have had to many opportunities
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Shush you.
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Sultan, go praise your partner and let the adults fight here!

*punches Maniac!*
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DpObliVion posted...

Wow. Stifled, I must say....you have been a worthy opponent. Three times you pushed me to the brink, and when it looked like you were finally dead in this third attempt, you fought back with a Herculean effort like I'd never seen before and nearly took it from me. I respect the effort greatly and I applaud you. Someday you'll get another chance -- I may or may not still be the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion then -- and you will win.

While it is frustrating to put your all into a match and still come up short, I take solace in the fact that you aren't some jobber placeholder like Pedro from Accounting. You truly are the best right now. So for right now, I concede. Thank you for those words. And thank you for a memorable series of matches.
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*stumbles back from punch*

*superman punches eaed*
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The Titantron briefly flares, then fades to white, and a deep, raspy voice emanates from the screen.

"Well, now, I see the inhabitants of the UCA roster can't even coexist amongst themselves without getting into an argument! I would like to apologise for the lack of video, but I see no reason for you to know exactly what you're getting yourselves into... part of an invasion is not knowing were the opposing force is going to strike, right?

Anyhow, those of us at Super Sonic Wrasslin' are giving you one more warning before we... crush you beneath our heels, and take everything that you're worth from you. We will be giving you all a sporting chance, and only bringing forth six of our warriors. It will be all we need for the... fodder, that you are. We will not be telling the rabble who they are, but your... general will be contacted so he will have notice of what you will have to deal with in... two weeks, let's say.

You, Maniac, however. You as the main person this concerns, have some... personal business with the person that's decided to... defect to our cause, and he has business with you, as both of continued dedication to wanting this fight shows, as does your visit to our headquarters and surprisingly civil discussion with our legal team.

However..." *the voice chuckles, a foul, near inhuman sound amidst the static.* "Done running? Consider what company you are dealing with, little man, for running is what we do. We don't stop running, you just have to keep. up. *The chuckling grows to an cackle, reverberating across the arena, then stops. "But I'm getting ahead of myself. Maniac, the one you know as the client has a match type prepared, but it will take some weeks, to prepare to our... specifications.

He has requested that you be given the chance to decide where your... final confrontation... *you can hear a smirk in that 'final'* will take place. There will be quite a lot of work put into making the set... accurate to it's namesake, and well, what's the point of setting it up and discovering that the people involved will not be there to make use of it, correct? Get back to us, little man. ...Now WHAT was I- oh, right.

UCA, Super Sonic Wrasslin' will destroy you. We will not make it quick, either, you will be slowly crushed beneath our boots like a man's hope for his future fades with time, and his dreams slowly giving way to his reality. ...Not quite that long, no one likes a feud that goes on forever, a few exceptions to the contrary. CPU, do you have anything to say to-"

The white screen goes extremely silent, and then a long, long disgusted sigh. "...It would appear that our participant is too busy giving our other employees high-fives and hugs for... some reason to lend his voice to the proceedings currently. ...I will get back to you in time.

Best of wishes, Percival Watson."

*The titantron fades to black as a distant shout of "WHAT ARE YOU DOING-" fades into the background, and a song plays, quietly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdo25CbUZ0M *
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Ruin will be up tomorrow
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muddersmilk posted...

*stumbles back from punch*

*superman punches eaed*

*falls a gip ups*

Oh you're gonna be a problem.
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I'm going to be racing around some crazy Sonic Stage aren't I?

Better start practicing doing some parkour training.
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The levels of injustice that occurred at the most Lethal of Lotteries are at an all time high! Young Eddvard managed to get lucky and put me, The Broken Raven, through a broken table. That was the first act of injustice. I'm willing to let it slide, because every great champion has one fluke loss somewhere down the road, and mine was to Young Eddvard the other night. However, the REAL tragedy, was this *points to screen*

*screen shows the Broken Raven about to cheap-shot Apollo and eliminate him from the Battle Royal when Zero Signal's theme begins playing! Raven is completely distracted and outraged as Eddvard runs in and dumps him over the top rope!*

Let me explain to the mentally inept UCAniverse here. Last Summer, that weak-minded infidel was tossed into the abyss after a severe beating from the Slam Sultan. I proved that I was far better than Zero Signal when I took his soul and was resurrected from the depths of oblivion! So I shall say it one more time for the people in the back: Zero. Signal. Is. Gone! Whoever thought it was cute to play his music and cost me a battle royal that I had won is getting a huge dose of retaliation in return.